The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

After the car accident, Chi Yan became deaf.

I sink into deeper self-loathing every day, and live in a daze.

Like a ray of light shining into his dark world, McNair brings hope back to him.

When he found out that the little fairy was really a fairy, he was surprised and pleasantly surprised.

He loves his tail, it's fluffy, cute and warm.

"If you touch it again, you will be bald." Mai Le snatched his tail back violently.

Chi Yan hugged him into his arms with a smile, "There is still a lot of hair, so I won't be bald."

Mai Le glared at him and hid his tail under his stomach, "Nonsense."

Chi Yan reached out to touch his balls, but was scratched by his paw.

And a bad-tempered little goblin.

One day, while Mai Le turned into a cat, Chi Yan put an egg under him and woke him up, "Lele, wake up, you've laid an egg!"

Mai Le woke up in a daze, and when he saw the egg, he suddenly became sober, raised his eyes and looked at Chi Yan expressionlessly, "Are you childish?"

"You really did it."

Seeing that his expression was too serious, Mai Le stretched out his paw suspiciously and poked the egg. The egg still moved, which made Mai Le explode in fright.

Chi Yan suppressed his smile, and asked, "Lele, do you think you will get a kitten?"

Mai Le looked at him with mentally retarded eyes, and before he could speak, the egg moved again.

Chi Yan hurriedly stuffed the egg under him, "It probably feels cold, you are its mother, you give it a hatch."

"..."

Mai Le stuffed the egg under his stomach with suspicion and hatched it. After thinking about it, he felt wrong, "I'm a male, and demons don't lay eggs."

"Believe me honey, I saw it coming out of your ass with my own eyes, and I still have the video, do you want to watch it?"

These words completely shocked Mai Le to the point where he was scorched inside and outside tender, and wrapped in bread crumbs, the next door was cold enough to cry.

He believed it.

Because he believes that Chi hates serious nonsense, so his daily life is to concentrate on hatching eggs.

Chi Yan saw that he was really hatching eggs every day, and his heart began to panic. If he found out that he had lied to him, he didn't know if he was still alive.

Both stared nervously at the egg as it broke its shell.

Chi Yan was afraid of being beaten by him, and Mai Le was afraid that the child's demon power would be too weak and die young.

When a chick came out of the shell, Mai Le's subconscious reaction was not suspicion, but Chong Chiyan's assurance: "I'm definitely not in love with you. Logically speaking, it should be a kitten. Why is it a chicken?"

Chi Yan suppressed his laughter so uncomfortable, he calmed him down without hesitation, "I believe you, it's fine, it might change when it gets older."

Mai Le didn't quite understand this, and his mother left early, and he also forgot how the monster came out, so he believed it to be true.

I really took care of this chicken like a child, but when it got older, Mai Le realized something was wrong.

"You fucked me up, it's not a demon at all!"

Chi Yan couldn't help laughing, this silly boy really believed it for so long.

Seeing him laugh, Mai Le conjured up a knife and chased him down.

When throwing the knife, he accidentally hacked the chicken to death.

At any rate, he really raised it like a child. When the chicken died, Mai Le ate three big bowls with tears in his eyes.

……

Chi Yan focused on cheating his wife, he liked to see Mai Le embarrassed.

After pouring some cold water on his buttocks, Chi Yan shook him awake, "Lele! Get up and see what this is."

Mai Le was too sleepy to ignore him.

"It's -8 degrees outside. If you don't get up again, the bed you just wet will freeze into a block."

"..."

Mai Le woke up with a start, touched it with his hand, and it was really wet.

Chi Yan spent all his time waiting for him to be embarrassed, never thinking about it, he just lifted the quilt to take a look, picked a dry piece of ground and fell asleep again.

"..."

Looking at Xiao Tuo, who had his back turned to him, Chi Yan leaned over to him and said, "There is a pineapple going to get a haircut, there are a lot of people, and it took a long time for it to get its turn, but the barber didn't help it for a long time. "

Mai Le's ears moved. Seeing that he hadn't spoken for a long time, he turned his head and asked, "And then?"

"Then it said aggrievedly, you can justify me."

"..."

Mai Le slapped him across the face, "Don't bother me again, you'll be on the floor tonight."

Chi Yan was wronged, but Chi Yan didn't say anything.

This night, Chi Yan patted Mai Le in cat form, "Master, now is the time to play your true role."

Mai Le wagged his tail impatiently and ignored him.

Chi Yan didn't care about his attitude, pointing to the black shadow running past the corner and said: "Master, look, with you here, your old enemy is still so arrogant, fuck him."

Mai Le opened his eyes and saw that it was a mouse.

"There are mice in your villa, shouldn't you reflect on it?"

"Should it be?"

"Should."

"Okay, the little one will reflect on it immediately, but can the adults condescend to catch mice for the little one?"

Mai Le moved his ears, lay lazily on the bed and did not move, "How can I let my lord do such a small thing, you go first."

Chi was tired of music, and deliberately provoked him: "I haven't seen you catch a mouse yet, it must be very awesome."

Gee.

Mai Le stretched his waist, shook his hair and jumped out of the bed. With his keen sense of smell, sharp vision, and very powerful monster power, he quickly locked on to the target, and hit the wall as quickly as the wind.

Chi Yan: "..."

So what am I expecting?

Sighing, Chi Yan took out the mousetrap and quickly caught the mouse.

Mai Le was speechless, lying on the ground and said coldly: "So I'm standing up and affecting your output?"

Chi Yan laughed out loud.

Summer is coming, and the weather is extremely hot. Mai Le was so hot that he squatted on the balcony to cool off, but the wind kept blowing, which made him very distressed. "Wind, can you blow westward?"

Yaofeng: "You are like a watermelon! Your whole family is like a watermelon!"

Mai Le: "..."

Chi Yan came over and saw him waving his little claws, grabbing something around, and hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?"

"Don't stop me, I want to fight this monster!"

"I didn't stop you."

"..."

It was Chinese New Year, and Mai Le took a Spring Festival couplet and pasted it on the door frame.

Chi Yan went to see it, and it was full of fish every year.

"That's all your ambition?"

Mai Le was upset, "Why, you are not convinced?"

"Admit, very admirable."

"cut."

Seeing his cute little expression, Chi Yan dragged him into the bedroom to be tender.

When Mai Le was pulled and fucked by his tail, he was ashamed and annoyed, "Can you fucking let my tail go?"

Chi Yan smiled, "No, I will be more excited this way, and you are the same."

Mai Le really wanted to refute, but it was too cool, he simply shut up and let him move.

Forget it, Chi Yan, the dog, still wants his tail to be licked and licked, that's too much!

"Well, honey, let's try."

"Try Nima coins."

Mai Le pushed him away, but Chi Yan clung to him again.

After pestering him for several days, Mai Le finally compromised, and after helping him out, he started a wilder and wilder path.

On this day, on the way back from Mai Le's pick-up, he bumped into someone else's car. The owner of the car got off, and Mai Le hurriedly apologized.

"haven't seen you for a long time."

Hearing a familiar voice, Mai Le looked up, it was Xu Zhiqing.

"Although it's been a long time, I still have to lose money."

"No money."

"You don't have it, Chi Yan should have it, call him and ask him to come over."

Mai Le laughed angrily, "You fucking don't want my car on purpose just to see him."

Xu Zhiqing said foolishly: "That's not right, hurry up."

"I don't think so, you dare to think about my husband even if you're an asshole, I'll beat you up."

Xu Zhiqing approached him, "It's fine if I don't miss him, if you stay with me, I won't miss him."

"You're so fucking badass, you want both."

Xu Zhiqing couldn't help laughing, chatted with him for a while, Chi Yan came.

Seeing the two talking and laughing, Chi Yan's face darkened, and he threw a card directly to Xu Zhiqing, who asked Mai Le's car to be towed, and took the two brothers away.

Xu Zhiqing stopped them, "Hey, is there any money in it? What if you lie to me? I haven't given the password yet."

Chi Yan didn't like him at all.

Back at the villa, the housekeeper took over the cold, and Chi Yan dragged Mai Le upstairs.

Locked up by the familiar chains again, Mai Le was speechless.

"Did I provoke you again?"

Chi Yan sat in front of him with a cold face, "Why are you smiling at him?"

"Just laughing and laughing among friends?"

"no!"

Chi Yan suppressed the paranoid possessive desire in his heart, afraid of scaring him and being spied on by him, took a deep breath, and said, "You can only smile at me, other men are not allowed!"

Mai Le was speechless, and lay on the bed without speaking. During the movement, the sound of chains rubbing against each other sounded, which was very disturbing to hear.

Chi Yan saw his expression, got up and sat next to him, "Speak."

"Do not say!"

"very good."

Chi Yan wanted to punish him, so he pulled down his pants and covered them up.

"Why don't you behave yourself?"

Mai Le was in pain, and slapped him across the face, and the world became quiet.

Chi Yan stared at him sullenly for a long time, then suddenly choked up and said, "You hit me, and you hit me?"

"Have I hit you less?"

"Right."

Chi Yan restrained his expression for a second, and got up from him with a hiss, rubbing his face, "The attack was really ruthless."

"I'm also made of meat, you hurt me too." Mai Le yelled at him.

"Don't yell, it's not good for sister-in-law."

"sister in law?"

"Ah no, it's not good for your throat."

"..."

On this day, Mai Le started a live broadcast in the form of a cat on a whim.

Lazily slumped in front of the camera, watching the number of live broadcasts gradually increase, Chi Yan walked over and patted his head. Out of the corner of his eye, he saw that he was broadcasting live, and took a closer look. The title was Sexy Little Wild Cat.

Chi Yan looked down at Mai Le, who had gained weight several times, then looked up at the title, and asked in a low voice, "Are you sure it's a sexy little wild cat?"

Mai Le raised one leg and licked his hair, "Look at my big hairy legs, aren't they sexy?"

"..."

Chi Yan hurriedly pressed down his leg, "Don't show them!"

"..."

Although I didn't see the anchor, but I saw the handsome guy and the handsome cat, and the gift swiping in the live broadcast room was flying.

Mai Le was very pleased.

On Chi Yan's birthday, he woke up from a nightmare.

He dreamed of an earthquake, dreamed that he almost died, dreamed that Mai Le died to save him, and also dreamed that he hugged him and died with a heartbroken heart.

Chi Yan woke up with tears in the corners of his eyes.

Mai Le hurriedly asked him what was wrong, Chi Yan told him the nightmare, and Mai Le suddenly fell silent.

The silence made Chi Yan flustered.

As if seeing his nervousness, Mai Le hugged him and comforted him: "Dreams are all fake, we won't die, and it will last forever."

"Really?"

"Believe me."

Mai Le hugged him tightly, but his eyes were full of sadness.

Chi Yan didn't see it, but hugged him tightly.

Chi Yan had a dream.

Life is like a dream, a sweet dream.