The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

He Tu got up early in the morning, ready to go to the hospital with him.

While washing and brushing my teeth, I suddenly felt nauseated and couldn't help retching.

Qing Ming heard the movement and came over, worried: "What's wrong?"

"It's disgusting, what's going on?"

Qing Ming checked him briefly, and said with a smile, "Don't look in the mirror while brushing your teeth."

"...?"

After Qingming finished speaking, he went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast. He Tu was stunned for a while before realizing what he said.

After brushing his teeth in a hurry, he walked towards the kitchen, put his hands on his hips and cursed: "You mean that I was ugly by myself?"

Qing Ming smiled without saying a word.

He Tu was very angry, ran over and jumped on his back, strangled his neck with both hands, "Do you want to die or not?"

"Is there a difference?"

"Say it."

Qing Ming was afraid that he would fall, so she used one free hand to support his buttocks, and the other hand to control the heat.

"I was wrong."

"How dare you say I'm ugly, Goubi! Either you die or you die today!"

Realizing that he had offended him, Qing Ming quickly gave in, "I didn't mean that, my wife is the most handsome in the world, smart and cute..."

"Perfunctory."

Hetu got off him and was about to leave, Qingming pulled him into his arms and kissed him hard, after the kiss, Qingming pampered his head and coaxed him: "I'll check with me later, I'm afraid it's a stomach problem."

"Why didn't you say you were pregnant with a baby?"

Qing Ming jokingly said: "Success, I want twins."

"You want twins, eat shit." He Tu pushed him away, and walked towards the bedroom to change clothes.

Qing Ming watched him go away, shaking her head helplessly.

While eating breakfast, He Tu said: "In the future, the housework should be clearly divided. You are responsible for cleaning the house, and I am responsible for cleaning you. Do you have any comments?"

"..."

"Ok?"

"How dare I have an opinion."

"Then you have it?" Hetu looked up at him.

Qing Ming hurriedly said: "No, it's impossible for you."

That's right, Hetu didn't want to eat after a few mouthfuls, so he stood up and stretched.

Seeing that he didn't finish eating, Qing Ming frowned and said: "Sit down, finish eating."

Although the words are gentle, the tone cannot be refused.

He Tu said stubbornly: "Don't eat."

Qing Ming raised his eyelids and glanced at him, He Tu pouted and sat down again, poking the bowl vigorously with his chopsticks.

"Hey, take a few more bites, chew slowly." Qing Ming coaxed softly.

He gave him a blank look, and swallowed angrily, then swallowed without chewing much.

Seeing this, Qing Ming narrowed her eyes dangerously, put down her chopsticks and walked towards him.

Hetu sensed the crisis, threw his chopsticks and wanted to run away, but failed to run past him.

"Hmm...you fucking..."

He Tu was imprisoned in his arms, his pants were stripped to the crook of his legs, and he beat his bare buttocks.

Like hitting a child.

"Do you know what's wrong?" Qing Ming asked in a deep voice.

He Tu just turned his head and stared at him without saying a word.

Tsk, the little guy has a temper.

Qing Ming was happy.

Glancing at the time, he would be late if the trouble continued, Qing Ming pulled up his trousers, patted him and said, "I'll take care of you when I'm free."

"If you have the guts, get rid of me right now." He Tu deliberately annoyed him.

"Hey," this provocative method was very useful, Qingming put him down on the sofa, pinched his waist and said in a low voice: "I didn't satisfy you last night, did I owe you a day."

"Come on, if you don't fuck me to death, I'll count you as cowards." He Tu frantically tried on the verge of death.

Qing Ming smiled and took out her mobile phone to ask for leave.

After hearing that he really made a phone call, Hetu realized that he had played too hard, and struggled to escape, but he grabbed his ankle and couldn't escape.

After hanging up the phone, Qing Ming stopped him from jumping around, forcibly carried him into the bedroom, and took out the small leather whip and chains that he had bought long ago.

"Since you are so hungry and thirsty, my husband, I have no choice but to show my kindness and satisfy my darling."

He Tu was locked at the head of the bed.

The cold touch came from his skin little by little, which made him shiver.

"Goubi, you are serious."

"Must, I'll give you a chance to make me happy, I can take it easy." Qing Ming stroked his lips and said.

"I'd rather die than submit." He Tu had a noble face.

Qing Ming restrained her smile, and said with unclear meaning: "Very good."

Unbuttoning his shirt with one hand, Qingming stared at Hetu with a pair of deep eyes, and before he did it, he despised him all over.

Dogs are more attractive than too.

The action of unbuttoning with one hand is sexy and full of temptation, which makes Hetu's heart flutter.

The Adam's apple slid up and down, and Hetu kicked him, "Let go of me, let's play slowly."

Qing Ming knew what was on his mind, shook his head with a chuckle, and after slowly taking off his shirt, he leaned over and said, "Baby, take your time to welcome the storm."

He Tu looked at him, and when he saw the crazy desire to destroy and the strong desire in his eyes, he finally knew that he was panicking.

"Honey, I was wrong, you untie me."

"late."

Qing Ming roughly tore off his clothes, with a little force, the clothes were torn.

"Goubi, this is my most expensive shirt!"

"My husband will pay you ten pieces."

"..."

Qing Ming simply tore his clothes into strips, and then covered his eyes.

He Tu couldn't complain, it was too coquettish.

Even though the lower body is very hard, so hard that it hurts, Qing Ming is not in a hurry to enjoy it.

Arouse Hetu's desire and fire a little bit, and when he can't bear it, give him a little bit of sweetness, and so on, Hetu is in a hurry.

"Goby!" He Tu cursed while panting.

Qing Ming chuckled, "Call me husband, and I will give it to you."

He Tu gritted his teeth, but refused to speak.

very stubborn.

Qingming's eyes were dark and unpredictable, and she slowly lowered her head and approached him.

The shame play has officially begun.

Qing Ming, who took off his formal clothes, turned into a sick person completely, tossing Hetu crazily.

Let Hetu truly see that this dog is more of a hidden scum and beast.

So fucking dog.

...the dividing line of shame...

Hetu couldn't get out of bed for two days.

The whole body was covered with traces of ambiguity, even the insteps were not spared.

For this reason, Hetu also kept ignoring Qingming.

Qing Ming brought porridge and put it on the bedside table, bent down and touched the top of his hair, "Honey, get up and eat."

No one answered him.

Qingming smiled helplessly, "I was wrong, next time I won't torment you like this again."

Still no response.

Qingming took out the keyboard and knelt beside the bed familiarly, "Honey, I'm ready to kneel, you can scold or beat me if you want."

Still no one paid him any attention.

"Baby, I have a cold, cough cough..." Qing Ming coughed a few times heart-piercingly.

Selling miserably is still useful.

The quilt moved, and Hetu's head popped out.

Qing Ming hurried over, took his hand and slapped her face.

He Tu was unprepared, and a clear and crisp sound stood up. He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at Qing Ming, frowned and said hoarsely: "Are you crazy?"

"Baby, you're finally willing to talk to me," Qing Ming looked at him with a smile on the palm marks on his face, and kept rubbing his hands, "Does it hurt?"

Hetu was speechless, the effect of force is mutual, it's no wonder he doesn't hurt.

Qingming coughed again, picked up the bowl, held the spoon to feed him, "Baby, come on, open your mouth, ah~"

He Tu didn't open his mouth, and stared at him for a while, "Are you caught a cold?"

"With you, there is no resistance."

"..."

"Baby, do you know what kind of wine will make you drunk?"

Hetu didn't follow his routine, and said word by word: "Drunk, you, mom."

"..."

Qingming put the bowl away, held his hand and kissed the back of it, and continued, "You and I will last forever."

What responded to him was Hetu's sneer.

Qing Ming was startled by his laughter, and looked at him pitifully, "Baby, I really know I was wrong, you pity me, my knees hurt, my throat hurts too, cough cough cough cough."

"Continue to install."

"..."

No oil and salt.

Qingming tried to reason with him, "Baby, you provoked me first, and you are too tempting, I couldn't hold back for a while, and it's not entirely my fault..."

"I'm angry that the moon is not round enough, why don't you reason with me?" Hetu interrupted him.

"..."

"Baby, I know I was wrong. Give me another chance. As the saying goes, fight at the head of the bed and fight at the end of the bed. I just made a mistake that ordinary men would make."

"...?" Hetu shook his hand away, "Is this how the word is used?"

"hold head high."

"Ang peat."

"Yes, my sister."

"..."

"Honey, it's all up to me. Don't be angry. Being angry will hurt your brain, your spirit, your skin, your heart, and endocrine disorders."

"..."

He Tu pulled the quilt to cover his face, "If you don't listen, don't listen, bastard chant."

"..."

Qing Ming tore off the quilt, "Don't be bored, it will cause the brain to lack oxygen, and then you will have a headache."

"..." The doctor is amazing.

Kawato slapped his hand away violently, staring at him coldly.

"Baby, I really know I was wrong, can you forgive me?"

Hetu was silent for a long time.

After a while, Qingming saw that he was about to soften his heart, and suddenly saw him raising his hand, Qingming thought that he was going to hit him, and a sentence popped up in his mind, "The only thing in the world that can't be broken is fast"!

He took the first step and gave himself a few big mouths, shocking Hetu in his momentum.

Hetu: "..." Mental retardation?

After removing the hair on his head, Hetu handed it to him, "I just want to get this off for you, why are you beating yourself?"

"..."

"My face is a bit itchy, scratch it." Qing Ming regretted covering his face.

It turns out that there is still this kind of scratching method, Hetu raised his eyebrows, "Is it still itchy, I will help you."

Qing Ming frantically shook her head.

Can no longer be beaten, and then beaten into a pig's head.

……

hospital.

"Doctor, am I suffering from depression?"

Qingming's pen tip paused slightly, looked up at the patient, and after asking about the situation, he said: "You are probably not depressed."

The patient asked: "What is that?"

"You are really miserable."

"..."

After Qingming's consultation, he walked into the cubicle to see Hetu, saw him playing a game, and asked, "Is it fun?"

"It must be fun, not only fun, but also younger."

Qing Ming was puzzled, "Why?"

"I played five rounds, and my teammates called me a primary school student in two rounds."

"..."

After lunch, Qing Ming saw that he kept stuffing something into his mouth, glanced at him and said with a smile: "You have really become younger."

Call him naive in disguise.

Hetu was speechless, after all, with 36 gummy bears wrapped in his mouth, it was difficult to speak.

"Why do you pack so much, you can finish chewing?"

Hetu ignored him.

"I'll share a little for you." Before Hetu refused, Qingming held his face in both hands, lowered his head and forcibly hooked half of it from his mouth.

The sweet and sour taste mixed together, making Qing Ming, who doesn't like sweets, frown.

He gave him a blank look, and continued stuffing it into his mouth.

"..."