The cannon fodder of quick time travel, he is beautiful, strong and miserable

"It's not deflated."

"what is that?"

Shan Shan got up from him and said calmly, "It's not good."

"Long?"

Jiang Guozheng was puzzled, and suddenly heard Shanshan choked up and said: "I have small breasts and low self-esteem. I went to breast augmentation and failed. I didn't hide it from you on purpose. If you despise me, I..."

"I... I don't mean to dislike you, don't... don't cry."

Jiang Guo was most afraid of a woman crying, and when he heard him cry, all doubts disappeared, so she hurried to comfort him.

"Really?" Shanshan wiped the corner of her eyes and looked at him.

Jiang Guo nodded quickly, "Really, I don't care about big breasts or small breasts."

"But how did I hear that you like big waves?"

"Who did you hear?"

"Don't worry, you answer me first!"

"No, I did it to perfuse them."

"Liar." Shanshan didn't believe it, she rubbed her eyes pitifully, her voice became more and more choked up.

Jiang Guo became anxious, hugged him and explained: "Really, as long as it is you, I can accept it."

"Wait," Shanshan changed her face faster than turning the pages of a book, hurriedly took out her mobile phone and tapped him a few times, "Say it again, I'm afraid you'll lie to me."

"..."

Seeing his serious face, Jiang Guo didn't think much about it, so he had to do as he did.

Inadvertently caught sight of his eyes, not to mention tears, the eye sockets were never red, Jiang Guo suspected that she had been cheated.

……

It coincided with the holiday, and when Jiang Guo returned home, she found that the house was suddenly empty of people.

After checking several rooms, there was no one there, so he called to ask, but his mother was puzzled and asked, "Didn't we come to Sanya for a self-driving tour?"

"Let's? Mom, did you drink Wangzai's milk? I haven't got in the car yet!"

"Hey, didn't you get in the car? Fuck! Jiang Jiang, why didn't you tell us that your brother didn't get in the car!"

Jiang Jiang's lazy voice came from the phone, "If you're not on it, you're not on it. Let him have a good date with Shanshan, and next year you'll have a big fat grandson in your arms."

"That's right, Guoguo, you should work harder. Let's not talk about it. Mom is going to take pictures. If you have no money, tell me. I also have no money."

The phone was hung up with a snap.

"..." Mother.

Jiang Guo was speechless.

It happened that Shanshan sent him a message, and he changed his clothes and went downstairs to meet him.

As soon as Shanshan saw him, she rushed over to hug him, almost flying around in her arms, "My dear, do you miss me?"

"We only met half an hour ago." Jiang Guo said helplessly.

"Whatever, I miss you. I think about you all the time, and I want to stick with you all the time."

Jiang Guo felt warm, took his hand and said shyly, "I miss you too."

Seeing his shy expression, Shan Shan's eyes darkened, and she said tenderly: "I heard that Auntie and the others are going on a trip, how about I go to your place tonight?"

Jiang Guo was surprised, isn't this speed too fast?

"I just want to be closer to you?" Seeing his hesitation, Shanshan said aggrievedly.

Jiang Guo couldn't see him being wronged, and subconsciously nodded in agreement.

But as soon as he agreed, he knew it was bad.

It hasn't been long since the two fell in love, and they have developed to the point of taking people to stay overnight. At this speed, their mother will definitely be able to have a grandson next year.

Too fast, so fast that Jiang Guo felt uneasy.

But everything was promised, and if he refused again, it would make him unhappy, so Jiang Guo could only suppress his inner anxiety.

The two went to the restaurant for dinner, and Shanshan also ordered a bottle of red wine.

Jiang Guo is not good at drinking, but Shan Shan has been coaxing him in a gentle voice, and after a few glasses of wine, he completely fainted.

The urge to urinate struck, he got up and staggered to go to the bathroom to solve it.

When he was unbuttoning his pants, there was a person standing beside him. Jiang Guo looked at him with hazy eyes and said with a smile, "You really look like my girlfriend."

Shan Shan sighed helplessly, "I am your girlfriend."

After careful identification, Jiang Guo asked puzzledly, "Why are you here?"

"Don't worry about being alone."

Looking down at his little brother, Shan Shan's eyes narrowed dangerously.

"Do you want to pee?" Jiang Guo was so drunk that she didn't realize that there was something wrong with Shanshan appearing in the men's bathroom.

Just when she wanted to urinate, Shanshan lifted her skirt subconsciously and was about to take out her big brother. After meeting Jiang Guo's surprised gaze, he quickly put it down, "That...the skirt is messed up, let me fix it, you continue to pee, I'll go out first gone."

Jiang Guo looked at him blankly as he walked away.

Was it dazzled just now?

After 10 minutes, Jiang Guo had been fed by Shanshan so much that she couldn't even walk steadily.

After paying the bill and leaving, Shanshan helped him into the car, and the two went back to the apartment.

Shanshan changed his pajamas and washed him, then gently hugged him and lay on the bed, Jiang Guo fell asleep as soon as he touched the bed.

Shanshan stood by the bed and watched him for a long time.

"Shanshan..."

Jiang Guo murmured unconsciously, pulling Shan Shan to the brink of losing control.

Leaning close to him, Shanshan called him softly, "Guoguo."

Jiang Guo fell into a deep sleep and remained unresponsive.

Shan Shan chuckled lightly, pinched his nose, and her greedy eyes lingered on him.

The ginger fruit at this moment is like a delicacy on the table, for everyone to enjoy.

He had been looking forward to Jiang Guo for too long, and the strings of reason had long since broken. His eyes were fixed on Jiang Guo's slightly open collar, and the delicate collarbone was particularly attractive.

Slowly lowering his head and approaching, he devoutly kissed his collarbone, and smelled a faint fragrance from the tip of his nose, which made people confused and unable to control themselves.

Good that his treasure was back with him once again.

The feeling of losing and regaining is hard to calm down.

"Guoguo, I miss you so much, I miss you very much."

"This time, I will never let you disappear from my eyes again, and you will never leave me alone."

"Guoguo, when will you remember, I can't wait too long."

"Guoguo..."

Before he could finish his words of affectionate remembrance, he was slapped lightly on the face.

Jiang Guo frowned and muttered, "Don't...don't make noise."

"..."

With a helpless chuckle, he kissed the lips he dreamed of, which was so soft that it was hard to restrain it.

Jiang Guo was awakened by the nightmare.

Opening his eyes in a daze, he saw someone pressing on him and asking for a kiss, his lips were numb and sore.

"Hmm... Shanshan?" The body was too heavy, Jiang Guo wanted to push him away, but her brain was paralyzed by alcohol, and she was so weak that she couldn't push him at all.

"Well, it's me."

As soon as the hoarse voice came out, the drunk Jiang Guo didn't notice anything wrong.

"Shanshan, why are you poking me with a stick? It makes me uncomfortable."

"..."

"You are so heavy, I can't breathe."

The weight on his body lightened a little, but the person was still pressing on him, and without giving him a chance to react, the fiery kiss fell again.

"Well……"

This kiss was domineering and fierce, it swept him in like a raging wave, and he couldn't hide or escape.

Jiang Guo didn't dislike the kiss, and she was drunk and had no strength to resist. When she was kissed by him, she suddenly thought that her position was wrong.

Shouldn't he be on top?

Before he could defend the man's dignity, the protracted kiss made him unable to resist, and the suppressed groaning and groaning sound accompanied by the sound of tusk and water rang out in the room at the same time, which was ambiguous and charming.

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The next day.

Jiang Guo was awakened by the tangy aroma of vegetables. When he opened his eyes, he felt dizzy and his temples twitched, which was very uncomfortable.

The memory of last night was fragmented, Jiang Guo got out of bed while rubbing his temples, his legs softened, and he sat straight on the ground.

He didn't even hear his own voice, but Shanshan in the kitchen heard it first.

He even forgot to turn off the fire, so he ran towards the bedroom in a hurry and saw him sitting on the ground with a nervous expression on his face, "Why did you sit on the ground, did you hurt from the fall?"

Jiang Guo shook her head, and was helped to sit on the bed by him. She saw that he was still wearing an apron, and said nervously: "How can I let you cook, wait until I wash up..."

The person in front of him suddenly leaned over, bit his lip hard, and said displeasedly: "Guoguo, I'm your girlfriend, don't go out with me."

Drunk and sober kisses are totally different.

Jiang Guo's heart beat faster, she blushed and didn't dare to look at him, and stammered, "Yes... I'm sorry."

The jaw was pinched, and Jiang Guo was forced to raise her head.

"Don't tell me you're sorry, you're always right, you know?"

Too spoiled.

Jiang Guo frowned slightly, not quite agreeing, always feeling that the positions of the two were reversed.

"Do you smell burnt?" Jiang Guo asked.

"It's over, my soup." Shan Shan exclaimed and ran out quickly.

After the people left, Jiang Guo grabbed his clothes and smelled them. There was a strange smell on his body. He got up and went to the bathroom. He wanted to take a shower first, but after taking off his clothes and seeing ambiguous red marks all over his body, Jiang Guo Guo was stunned.

People are unbelievable.

Shanshan is so fierce!

Suddenly remembered something, Jiang Guo froze, last night... did they sleep?

Looking down at her little brother, Jiang Guo fell into self-doubt, probably... not asleep, right?

Shanshan also looks like a normal person, she should be fine.

However, his first kiss was indeed gone.

Touching her lips, remembering the feeling of being pressed and kissed, Jiang Guo frowned. Next time, she must press Shanshan and kiss her to regain her dignity as a man!

After taking a shower, Jiang Guo walked out of the bathroom after washing up again. Seeing Shanshan still cooking, Jiang Guo hugged him from behind, "Shanshan, you have worked hard."

Shan Shan chuckled, "What about hard work, you worked hard last night."

Jiang Guo said in shock: "Last night...we..."

Shan Shan turned to look at him, and said shyly, "I hate it, do you want me to say it clearly?"

Jiang Guo was stunned, and stammered: "I...I really put you...you..."

Shan Shan lifted her clothes, revealing the hickey on her neck, "Damn ghost, what do you think?"

Jiang Guo blushed and looked at him blankly, not knowing what to say.

This development is too rapid.

Unexpected.

"Why, you don't want to be responsible?" Shan Shan squinted at him slightly.

"I'm definitely responsible!" Jiang Guo flusteredly took his hand and promised, "Shanshan, I will definitely treat you well in the future!"

Seeing him look like a goose, how deceiving, Shan Shan laughed, "Okay, remember what you said."

"Remember." Jiang Guo nodded like pounding garlic.

so cute.

Shanshan couldn't hold back, she grabbed the back of his head and lowered her head to kiss his lips.

After kissing for a while, Jiang Guo suddenly pushed him away, "No, I should be the one to kiss you."

Seeing his seriousness, Shanshan said dotingly: "Okay."

But he was too tall, it felt weird for Jiang Guo to step on his feet to kiss him, and aimed at the small stool beside him, he took it over and stepped on it, it was finally at the same level as Shanshan.

Jiang Guo happily held his face and gnawed on it.

"..."