Earth Exam [Unlimited]

The skeleton opened the door of the thatched cottage, and twisted its pelvis while walking, and the small floral tutu swayed with its movements, looking a little speechless.

It has two thick brown lines painted on its brow arches, a circle of blue eye shadow on its hollow eye sockets, highlights on the top of its nasal bone, and lipstick on the incisors and mandible.

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"Haunted house adventure is the trump card project of our amusement park~" The skeleton winked again exaggeratedly with empty eye sockets, "It's okay to come~"

"Your false eyelashes fell off." When the skeleton seriously put on a pretentious posture, Yi Tao pointed to the false eyelashes that fell from the eye sockets to the cheekbones seriously, "The quality is not good."

Skeleton: ...

Spicy chicken that doesn't know how to appreciate.

It tore off its silver eyelashes from the cheekbones and glued them back into the eye sockets, where the wind blew past them and it looked like the eyelashes were blinking and blinking.

"This may be the origin of the winking eyes." Yi Tao, who is not afraid of death, continued to comment.

The skeleton broke his head and hugged it in his arms, his neck showed a smile of the fifth cervical vertebra to Yi Tao.

I'm afraid I'm afraid.

Seeing that Yi Tao was scared, the skeleton put his head back:

"There is a scratch position on the play ticket, which can be scratched off after entering."

The plush bear at the entrance of the amusement park told them not to forget to scratch the prize, but at that time the position of the scratch prize could not be scratched.

"Please come in."

Pointing to the cave entrance, the skeleton made a gesture of invitation.

[Haunted house adventure, officially begins. 】

Jane quietly walked in along the steps of the cave. The water rafting was from top to bottom just now, and now it is from bottom to top. The steps in the cave are not scary except that they are easy to step on empty due to disrepair.

When they passed a corner again, the light suddenly brightened, and they came out of the cave.

There was a gray sky in front of him, and there seemed to be a dilapidated old building in front of him, hidden under many dense trees, only one door was half open, and the walls were covered with creepers.

Jane stood quietly at the exit of the cave, scratching off the scratch area on her play ticket --- "Hunter".

Hu Xiuyuan's is "mother".

Yi Tao's is "grandma".

It is "flowers" that dominate the sky.

The bonbon is the "cake".

The fat ball is "wine".

It is inexplicably reminiscent of a certain story.

Now only Qin Mingyue's scratching area has not come out, and his scratching area seems to be harder than others.

Hu Xiuyuan pushed the glasses frame that fell off:

"Grimm's Fairy Tales?"

"Probably so." Yi Tao said, "I think Little Moon might go berserk."

"Be confident." Jane said quietly, "Remove the 'very likely'."

Qin Mingyue finally scratched off her scratch area, and it really was "Little Red Riding Hood".

"Would you like women's clothing?"

Yi Tao rubbed against Jian Qiao and lowered his voice to ask.

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"Why don't you ask yourself?"

"Forget it." Yi Tao hesitated, "I'll find out later."

"Looking at the state of Little Moon, I always feel that Grimm's fairy tales will become An Tusheng's fairy tales."

"You're right." Hu Xiuyuan glanced at Qin Mingyue's back, he had already walked to the front, which is the closest to the door, "If it's what we guessed, then it's probably a fairy tale of An Tusheng .”

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Pushing open the door, Gou saw flowers in front of the last group.

When Jane came back to his senses, he was already wearing a hunter's attire, with leather protectors tied on his wrists and ankles, a dagger at his waist, and a shotgun on his back. On a small mound, in front of him is a light curtain, which shows the current situation of other people

The narration sounded first.

【Mother handed the wine and the baked cake to Little Red Riding Hood, and gave her earnest instructions. 】Hu Xiuyuan wore a pink apron, and handed a huge bamboo basket to Qin Mingyue: "Little Red Riding Hood, this is the cake I baked yesterday, and the wine that I made, you take these to your sick grandma, remember Don't be playful, be careful of the big bad wolf."

The "Cake" filled candy was wrapped in cake paper-like packaging, and the fat ball "Wine" wore a cork on its head and a wine seal on its body, lying quietly in the basket.

Qin Mingyue was wearing a short red cloak, and most of her face was covered under the cloak. Fortunately, she was not wearing a skirt.

He took the big basket, and the narration started again.

【Little Red Riding Hood and her mother made promises, then left the house in a hop, and walked on the road to grandma's house. 】Qin Mingyue made a very perfunctory hook with Hu Xiuyuan, turned around and left.

[Little Red Riding Hood hops away from home. 】

The narrator emphasizes again.

This is simply courting death.

Jian quietly watched through the light curtain, without any doubt that if Qin Mingyue didn't know where the narration was, it would have suffered by now.

The candies and fat balls in the basket heard Qin Mingyue's sneer.

[Bump and jump! 】

Qin Mingyue walked forward calmly.

The narrator freaks out.

[Bouncing, jumping, ah, ah, ah, ah!Are you a fool! 】

Qin Mingyue was about to reach the forest, the narrator had no choice but to continue reading: [Little Red Riding Hood was walking on the road, she saw the beautiful flowers in the forest, she couldn't help but deviate from the main road, and walked slowly Deep in the forest. 】 Diao Batian stopped on the grass, with a plastic hairpin with a small flower on his head.

[She saw a flower, my God!It was so beautiful that Little Red Riding Hood was instantly fascinated by it!She can't wait to get her hands on this beautiful flower! 】Beautiful. Diao Batian. Flower:? ? ?

[Little Red Riding Hood gently picks off the flower and puts it in the basket. 】

The narrator gritted his teeth and emphasized the "lightly" two.

Qin Mingyue picked up Diao Batian from the ground and stuffed it directly into the basket, while Fat Ball and the sandwiched candy silently made a place for it.

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[At this time, a wolf suddenly sprang out of the forest! 】

Narrator cadence:

【The wolf said: "How can you pick the flowers I raised?!】

[Little Red Riding Hood panicked and apologized to the wolf: "I'm sorry sir, I didn't know that this was a flower you raised, so I should compensate you."] Qin Mingyue was disobedient, and the narrator disgusted him vigorously.

[The wolf sneered: "If you want to take my flowers away, you have to show me in a skirt!"] The wolf who stopped Qin Mingyue snorted coldly at the right time.

The three little ones in the basket looked at each other, feeling that the narration was really cool.

The wolf pulled out a little red dress from nowhere.

【Little Red Riding Hood shyly took the skirt and expressed her apology again. ] Jian Qiao: ...

He doesn't want to look at the screen anymore, he thinks the next scene may be a bit tragic.

"In a dress? Very nice."

Qin Mingyue put down the basket and took the skirt.

The narrator is still dead:

【Little Red Riding Hood puts on a beautiful dress, revealing two long white legs. She turns around shyly and invites the wolf to visit grandma with him. 】Three little ones in the basket:!

Shut up! ∧ Is Yan Xian Mou Hui killed? !

The wolf face in front of Qin Mingyue showed a complacent smile, and before it could make a sound, the scene in front of her eyes wobbled, and the furry wolf face came into close contact with the grass.

"Come and help, put the skirt on it."

[This is a scientific world!Cake, wine and flowers are not allowed to grow legs! 】Cake, wine and flowers:  …

Come on, as long as you're happy.

The skirt that the wolf took out was finally worn on itself. With a sound of "呱啦", the wolf put on the little red dress that didn't fit at all. Under the skirt were two wolf legs covered with hair.

Afterwards, Qin Mingyue took off her short red cloak and tied it around the wolf's neck. The wolf was strangled until it rolled its eyes.

"Why don't you continue?"

Qin Mingyue raised his eyebrows, but there was no smile on his face. He dragged the wolf to the middle of the road, and walked towards the end of the road by the back of the wolf's neck, with wolf fur flying all the way.

Will the wolf's butt be bald?

I will.

Tibetan fox replied in a low voice with lingering fear.

The wolf fur flew like a dandelion.

The narrator choked for a while before continuing:

[Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf walked halfway, the wolf suddenly told Little Red Riding Hood that it was in a hurry, and said goodbye to Little Red Riding Hood.In fact, the wolf has sneaked into grandma's house and ate grandma. 】As soon as the narration finished, the wolf in the light curtain disappeared, and then the picture on the light curtain in front of Jian Qiao turned to Yi Tao.

As soon as the wolf pushed open the door of the hut, he was covered with a sack, and then Yi Tao swiftly tied up the wolf tightly with torn strips of sheets.

"Don't think I'm the most unreliable, just think I'm the weakest." Yi Tao tied a beautiful bow on the wolf's mouth, "It's done!"

The narrator was so angry that he lost his voice.

When Qin Mingyue walked to the door of the hut, the narrator hadn't reacted yet.

Qin Mingyue pushed open the door.

The narrator is dying:

【Little Red Riding Hood opened the door. She was wearing a beautiful red dress and a short red cape. She found that there was a curtain in front of grandma's bed, which was airtight. 】Mingming Qin Mingyue is not wearing a red skirt, nor is she covered with a red cloak. She is wearing normal shirts and trousers, but the narrator is still forced to enjoy his mouth here.

[Little Red Riding Hood felt strange in her heart, but she still asked sweetly: "Grandma? What's wrong with you? Why are you so strange today?"] Yi Tao sat by the bed and said without any concealment:

"Grandma feels unwell, Little Red Riding Hood, go and call the hunter over, and give grandma a euthanasia!"

The tied wolf struggled desperately on the bed.

I'm not I didn't stop talking nonsense!

Narrator:  …

Can you still respect the outline? !

After looking at the light curtain for a long time, Jian Qiao found that he could move. He walked along the path for a while, and then saw the hut. He opened the door and walked in.

[The hunter pushed open the door, and he found that Little Red Riding Hood is actually a bad person, and Little Red Riding Hood’s grandmother is also a bad person, only the wolf is a good person, so he killed Little Red Riding Hood and her grandmother, and saved the poor wolf, because he is a man with a sense of justice people. 】Yi Tao sighed: "Why bother, you have to suffer this crime."

The first place he went was grandma's hut, and he had already figured out the situation in the house.

Yi Tao took out a pair of huge scissors from the box under the table, and simply shaved the wolf's face, especially the top part of the head was bald, so that his head could be stuffed into grandma's hat, By the way, he tidied up the tattered red skirt and tied the red cloak tie tighter.

"Brother Jian, let's go!" Yi Tao snapped his fingers, "Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood are ready!"

Bald. Grandma and Little Red Riding Hood. Wolf: ? ? ? !

Jian quietly pointed the muzzle of the shotgun at the wolf's eyebrows.

He pulled the trigger.

There is no feeling of hitting the real thing, and the picture in front of me shatters like a mirror.

Whether it was the wolf in the hat, cape and red skirt, or the hut, all disappeared, and they stood on a simple improvised stage.

Looking out from the stage, the ground outside the stage is soil, which is very flat, and a few broken bricks can be seen in the soil. To the northeast of the stage, there is an ancient well covered with moss, and a person is sitting on the ancient well.

"Hurry up and help!" Hu Xiuyuan yelled, he was almost unable to suppress the vibration under the stone slabs of the ancient well, "There is something inside!"

The things in the well struggled desperately.

Because the character "Mom" is quite far away from the hut, after they came out of the plot, Hu Xiuyuan saw the abnormal ancient well at a glance. He kicked back.

Jian Qiao and Yi Tao rushed over to help, while Qin Mingyue was slightly behind.

"It's so noisy, is it Sadako?"

"Let's let it out." Qin Mingyue dragged out an unknown creature from the Mediterranean Sea from the corner of the stage. Its long hair covered the whole body, exuding a decadent aura.

This should be the "wolf" who was shaved bald by Yi Tao.

After they loosened the stone slab, a bushy-haired Sadako sprang out of the well. She grabbed the well wall with one hand and slowly crawled out of the well. Qin Mingyue in front of her met her gaze.

She looked at Qin Mingyue first, and then at the Mediterranean virgin in Qin Mingyue's hand.

After being stunned for two or three seconds, Sadako ran back frantically, trying to climb back into the well again, and Hu Xiuyuan quickly covered the stone slab over the mouth of the well.

Sadako bumped her head against the stone slab.

In the encirclement of Gou to the last group along the ancient well, Sadako huddled on the stone slab, crying with her head in her arms, and the voice of the narrator who needed to be beaten was exactly the same: "Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu type What?!"

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Gou to the last group: ? ? ?

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"I don't want to be bald!

The tragic sound resounded throughout the haunted house.

After the last group experienced several other scares in the haunted house, they successfully ended the haunted house adventure.

At the moment when the last person walked out, the ground of the haunted house shook, and a sign higher than a person was drilled out of the ground: the black sign had bright fluorescent characters on it:

[It is forbidden to beat the staff without reason (even if there is a reason)!

It is forbidden to shave Sadako's head!

It is forbidden to hang the water ghost!

Don't nail vampires in coffins!

Do not feed garlic to bats!

No fluorescent powder on skulls!

Do not tie snakes into bows!

No tongue twisters with the stutterer!

Do not let Jingling recite pi! 】

A well-protected iron door was dropped on the exit, and a sign was hung on the iron door: [The last one: You are not allowed to come to our haunted house again!

The author has something to say: Haunted house: Don’t come here

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