Hero, I want to accompany you all

The originally planned trip to Qingcheng was abducted to Luzhou because Rong supervised the personality cult.I'm the deputy envoy, and I don't know where the scoring altar is. It's hard to get rid of him and send me to Qingcheng, so I have to write down his resignation because of private affairs, and prepare to make a small report when he returns to Islam.

After walking fast, we arrived in Luzhou within two days.Although the snacks in that place are also full of flowers, it makes people drool. Unfortunately, I can’t get rid of those few disciples who worship Taoism. They don’t eat anything that has meat on it. I’m so greedy that I have dark circles under my eyes. , looking forward to it day and night, I only hope that the real person will come out to hold a fan meeting soon, so that I can eat something serious soon after the meeting.

It was so easy to make it to the seventh day of October. The fanatic fans represented by Yi Rong arranged morning and evening baths with fragrant soup for the first three days. On that morning, they changed into new clothes inside and out, hung up the sachet, and cleaned up like a Taoist priest. Then, stepping on the moonlight—it was still dark when I went out—squeezed under the pre-built altar and waited.

This is the first time I have seen a formal religious ceremony. It is really different from a new religion like Chongyuan Sect, full of traditional feudal superstition.Just a simple lecture, and ignorant believers built a three-story platform for him.Swords are set up in four directions under the stage, and an incense table is placed on the stage. There is also a large copper incense burner on the table, offering three incense sticks.There is a god table in front of the stove, offering flowers and fruits.

When that Daoist Di Huan appeared on the stage, the applause outside the arena was so loud that it almost deafened people's ears.Fortunately, I was tall and long-legged, and I grabbed a good position close to the inner circle, so I could see the real person clearly.He wears a Qing hibiscus crown on his head, a crimson dragon dragon cloak, cloud shoes on his feet, an ivory facing board in his hand, and a sword on his back, whether it is steel or wood.When he took the stage, his sleeves were fluttering, his cassock was swaying with every step, and the white tube socks were slightly exposed underneath. His shape was similar to that of the Supreme Lord.

But I can't stand being handsome.

With so many believers coming to praise him, they don't know whether they are really religious or star-seeking.

Underneath, a group of Taoist priests wearing Hunyuan scarves and blue Taoist robes are holding chimes, cymbals, and cymbals to accompany the accompaniment. The real person is wearing a particularly bright crimson cassock and walks up the stage, with lowered eyebrows and narrowed eyes, showing a bit of empathy in his compassion. The feeling of being out of this world.There are also some believers holding banners or waving flags and shouting, and the sense of sight is particularly strong.

After he came to the stage, he bowed three times and knelt down nine times, worshiping gods, people, and ghosts. Then Zhi Gui faced our side and began to preach the Dharma.

He opened his mouth and said: "The cycle of heaven naturally has a burden. Because it repeats the past, it is passed on to future generations. In this way, personal misfortune and fortune have nothing to do with personal karma, and they are all allowed to cycle and be borne by the cycle of heaven. And in this cycle , Naturally, there are also those who have done good deeds and accumulated virtues, and those who have profound blessings can repay them in this world, which is the so-called rebirth and time travel."

The first few sentences made me drowsy, but the last two words woke me up completely.

Then I opened my mouth stupidly and listened to him talk about "how to make you look more like a protagonist" on stage.Others seem to be familiar with this kind of subject, except for the sound of lowering their heads and taking notes with a brush, they can hardly hear anything.Only the clear and long voice of the Daoist Dihuan reverberated in the air, talking about how to show the domineering aura, how to inadvertently reveal the various details that only the traversers have...

Lose, lose!I originally thought that the leader was only inferior to others in the temptation of a uniform, and changing into Taoist robes could arouse the infinite worship of Rongcheng and these disciples, but after hearing the content of the sermon, the leader must be flattering and can't catch up with others.

——Except for me who has a natural affinity with Daozu Chongyuan, how can there be someone who does not feel sleepy when carrying Ma Zhe, and does not want to hang himself during the exam?How can it be compared to Daoist Di Huan's practical new Taoism, which can be used as soon as one hears it, and can be used as soon as one learns it, and when it is used, people who don't know it will worship it?

It is conceivable that this real person will also have a day in the future to establish a sect and establish a religion and pass on the inheritance of the eternal world.

Daoist Dihuan lectured continuously for three days, and the inspectors in our teaching listened to it with fascination for three days. After returning to the inn, they each took out their notebooks to check for gaps and make up for omissions. They had a great time reviewing.What is there actually to review?The real time traveler was sitting right in front of them—it’s just amnesia, at least I can speak a few words in English, why doesn’t anyone worship me?

Hall Master Rong has always looked down on me, and it is inevitable for his son to look down on me.I don't care about this kind of villain for the time being. When I take down the Chongyuan Sect, circle the leader, and let them experience it, I am a real time traveler who is better than their Handan toddlers.

Rong Cheng's interest was higher than I imagined, and finally the real person finished speaking, we should go to the Qingcheng sub-forum to do business, they actually left me in the inn, a group of people went to nowhere .If I hadn't denied Dao... If I hadn't given his father face, with this work attitude, I should have tied him up and went straight to Qingcheng, no, go straight to the main altar to teach him a lesson!

So I sat in the room and ordered a table of big dishes. Taking advantage of no one to let me abstain from my heart, I ate a delicious meal.Before the remnant seats were removed, the door of my room was pushed open, and then there was a fussy shout at the door: "Ah Wen, how can you eat this kind of food in the inn? After Immortal Dihuan came back, how could the Immortal stay if you made the room dark and smoky?"

Do you still practice immortality if you don’t eat at the inn?The corners of my mouth couldn't stop falling, and I actually saw a Taoist priest through the door frame——Rongcheng and the others surrounded the Taoist priest like stars, and asked me to come out and salute the real person repeatedly.

It seems that this is really the real person Di Huan giving lectures.He has now taken off his robes and changed into a blue dero, wearing a Hunyuan scarf on his head, and only an ordinary round-toe shoe under his feet. He is still like a pearl and beautiful jade, shining brightly, comparable to the people of our Chongyuan sect. At first glance, it must be a cult organization.

There are really people in this world who don't know themselves.I look like a pickled cabbage, why did I take the initiative to bring in such an upright and handsome Taoist priest, and sacrifice his life to be a green leaf for others?

My anger towards Rongcheng was a little bit deeper, but I still had some respect for the Taoist brother who couldn't tell if he was wearing the same clothes, so I quickly put on my shoes and went out to greet him, and warmly extended my hand to say hello: "Nice to meet you." Fortunately, this is Daoist Dihuan, right? Brother Rong has been taking me to listen to the lectures of Daoist for the past two days, and I have really benefited a lot. My room is chaotic, Daoist, please sit in Brother Rong’s room and have a drink of tea?"

The real person smiled slightly, waved his fly and replied: "It's okay, Pindao is a disciple of the Southern Sect of the Jindan Sect. He has always believed in profanity and light, and he doesn't want to be different from the world. You don't have to be so cautious and polite."

Does the Nanzong of the Jindan School talk about time travel?Daoist, you have to have a limit to fooling people!

Except for me, those few people didn't feel that there was anything wrong with this statement. They praised the real person as if the Taoist ancestor had been reborn, served tea and water around him, and asked for advice on how to shake the tiger's body and exude a sense of bastard all over his body. gas.

In the middle of the night, the Daoist finally passed away. He got up and gave a speech with a white jade whisk, saying that he had an appointment with someone and would return to Emei tomorrow, so he couldn't stay too long.I was also sleepy for half the night, and I was forced to listen by those stupid fans. I finally hoped that he was going to leave, and I was so excited that I immediately got up and saw him off.

Then I immediately heard the brainless—no need to add fans—Rongcheng said: "A real person is going to Emei? We happen to be traveling with a real person, but are we lucky enough to walk with a real person? If we can get guidance from a real person on the way, it is also the luck of the inferior people."

We are going to the Qingcheng sub-forum, not the Emei sub-forum, what a shame we are going together!I opened my mouth and somehow the words didn't come out.When they said the word "Emei", there was a strange wave in my heart, as if there was something waiting there...

By the way, I wanted to go somewhere after entering Sichuan, could it be Emei?But why should I go to Emei, to see giant pandas?No, the giant panda belongs to Wolong, what on earth does Emei have...

"Ah Wen, what are you thinking about in your head, the real person is going back, why don't you see off the guests?"

Someone pushed me behind the back, and I suddenly came back to my senses, remembering that I was listening to Daoist Dihuan preaching with Rongcheng and the others. The Daoist is planning to go back to Emei, and then we will follow... My mind is still a little confused, It wasn't until the real person left that I came back to my senses. The anger I had accumulated in the past few days was burning fiercely. I couldn't control my violent temper for a while, so I locked everyone in the room, slapped the table and asked: "We are ordered by the leader to patrol Qingcheng branch altar, how dare you change the route privately and travel far away to Emei?"

In fact, I still can't tell who those people are, but Rongcheng must be the only one who dares to refute when I speak.He only curled up one corner of his lips as if his face was paralyzed, and he thought that Xie Mei was cold and heroic and replied: "Ah Wen, if you don't want to go to Emei, why didn't you object in person just now? Of course, I am not unreasonable." If you really don’t want to, I’ll ask Yu Chong to take you to Qingcheng, and you can inspect the sub-area yourself, okay?”

I was indeed thinking of Emei just now, as if I touched something before amnesia, so I was a little lost.But the leader ordered me to go to Qingcheng for inspection. If I don’t do this well, I won’t be able to return to the main altar—after all, what the leader told me is more important than what I have forgotten. I didn’t realize it at the time. Let them do this nonsense.

I made up my mind, blocked the door and gave an ultimatum: "If Superintendent Rong insists on going his own way, don't blame me for reporting this matter to the leader."

Rongcheng sneered again: "Ah Wen is the person who sleeps with the leader, so naturally he has to report everything to the leader. However, if you want to come to the leader's daily affairs, you don't necessarily care about such a small matter—there are many handsome men and women in the Chongyuan Sect. Now that you're old, don't you think you can't be a male favorite for the rest of your life?"

I didn't want to be a male favorite for the rest of my life, but I wanted to keep him by my side for the rest of my life.I took out my handkerchief and wiped the fine sweat from my palms, then threw it into the air, my feet slightly shifted, and I rushed to Rongcheng.

As soon as I pointed at him, I put the five fingers of my right hand on his neck, retracted them slightly, and raised one corner of his mouth, and said with an evil smile: "That's right, the leader is busy with his affairs, and the old Hallmaster Rong must be too. Let's come out Those who share the worries of the teaching are not cultivating personality, brothers, don't rush to do it, or my subordinates will lose the importance and hurt Brother Rong, and it will be difficult to explain."

I grabbed his neck and suddenly shoved him out, tore off one of his sleeves, rolled up the leftovers on the table and beat those people, using Rongcheng as a meat shield, and took advantage of their scruples, beat them hard .

After beating everyone like a beggar, I let out a good breath of anger, patted Rong Cheng on the head and laughed: "Brothers, you should be promising, don't miss the teacher's business for star chasing. Isn't it just a Taoist priest? Listen For my brother, go to the gate of his Taoist temple tomorrow morning to intercept people, regardless of whether he is going to Emei or Wolong, and when he falls into our hands, doesn't he have to go wherever he is told to go, and he has to talk about whatever he is asked to say? ?”