Ashes

This is one day hundreds of years later...

There was only a loud bang, and thick smoke mixed with dust and gravel spewed out of the cave, making the two people outside the cave coughing.

After finally waiting for the smoke and dust to disperse, the two poked their heads and looked into the cave.

A voice questioned weakly: "Brother, are you sure this is Dorgon's tomb?"

Another voice said without hesitation, "Nonsense, I have definite information!"

The first voice murmured weakly to himself: "If such a famous tomb is real, it would have been dug up long ago. Are you still waiting for us to dig it?"

The latter voice reprimanded severely: "What are you talking about? How dare you doubt me? Our parents died early, and I dragged you up with shit and piss so that you can go to college. How dare you doubt me?"

"No, brother, you misunderstood, I have absolutely no doubts, you are always bright, correct, great, and always guide my way forward."

"Hmph, it's fine if you don't have one."

"Besides, is there any necessary connection between the two?"

"What did you say?"

"It's nothing, the weather is really good today, it's really suitable for fighting, ah ha ha ha..."

"Humph!"

Qin Huang and Qin Duo brothers are making final preparations for entering the tomb.

When the first son was born, Qin's father and Qin's mother placed high hopes on him, so they named him Huang, implying that he would be as glorious as an emperor.But when the second son was born, due to the increasingly fierce social competition, the two sons were extremely burdensome for Qin's father and Qin's mother, so they were named many, which meant that there were too many and no more.

"I'm going down, you stay on top, and when you hear me shout, pull me up." Qin Huang tied the rope around his waist and tied the other end to a tree, ready to go down into the cave.

"No problem, leave it to me!" Qin Duo said, patting his chest.

Qin Huang patted Qin Duo on the shoulder: "Xiao Duo, I'm going down this time. If you encounter any misfortunes, you have to take care of yourself. The instant noodles are in the cabinet under the kitchen, and there is a steamed bun in the refrigerator at home. I left over from last week, there are a few biscuits in the pantry, I suspect I was bitten by a mouse, I haven't dared to eat, if you are really hungry, eat it..."

"Brother, are these things still edible? Last week's steamed buns have already been petrified?" Qin Duo cried.

"How can you waste food? You prodigal son! Don't you know how hard it is for the farmer to farm the land? Didn't you learn when you were a child to hoe the crops at noon?"

"Uncle Farmer doesn't eat last week's steamed buns, does he?"

"Okay, stop talking nonsense with you, I'm going down!"

"be careful."

So Qin Huang crawled into the cave bit by bit along the cave that they blasted open.

The hole was bottomless, and I don't know how they dug it out. Soon, the sky could not be seen, and the surrounding area was so dark that you couldn't see your fingers.

Qin Huang felt that he had climbed for 5 minutes, 10 minutes, half an hour, and he hadn't reached the end yet. He was so tired and was about to be suffocated to death.

Qin Duo felt that his brother had been climbing for two or three minutes, and just sat down to take a rest, when he suddenly saw the rope vibrate violently, and some dull and strange screams came from the cave.

"Brother! What's the matter with you! Brother!" Qin Duo threw himself down at the entrance of the cave and shouted.

No sound.

"Brother! I'm here to save you!" Qin Duo yelled, jumped out of the cave and slid down while pulling the rope.

After a few jumps, he landed on the ground, but it was so dark that he couldn't see anything, and Qin Huang's figure was nowhere to be seen.

Qin Duo panicked and almost cried: "Brother! Where are you? Don't scare me! Brother! Did you get eaten by a zongzi?"

An ethereal voice floated: "If you die, I won't die!"

Qin Duo was startled: "Who! Who is talking! Come out if you have the guts!"

"It hurts from you stepping on my back, get off!" Qin Huang shouted with all his might.

Only then did Qin Duo realize that his brother was under his feet, and quickly helped him up: "Brother, you're still alive, that's great, didn't you hurt from the fall?"

Qin Huang bared his teeth and covered his waist: "Oh my waist."

"I'll give you a rub."

"What are you doing down here! We're both in the fight this time, who's going to respond outside if something happens?"

"Brother, I can't let you be in danger alone." Qin Duo held Qin Huang's hand and said solemnly, "And you came here to take risks to help me raise tuition fees. If you have any troubles, let me alone How do people live?"

Qin Huang was so moved that tears welled up in his eyes, and he also held his hand tightly: "Okay, we brothers will live and die together."

Qin Duo said solemnly: "Well, we live and die together."

So the two walked hand in hand toward the depths of the tomb, and they lit a torch as a light.

"Brother, why don't we use a flashlight?" Qin Duo asked.

"You don't understand this. Fire needs oxygen to burn. The air in the tomb doesn't circulate all year round, and it may be poisonous. You can use a torch to detect the air quality."

Qin Duo's starry eyes popped out: "Brother, you are amazing!"

Qin Huang proudly said: "Of course."

"However, when the oxygen runs out and the torch goes out, will we still have time to escape?"

There was an eerie silence.

Qin Huang said angrily: "Why do you ask so many questions! How dare you doubt me? Our parents died early, and I dragged you up with shit and piss, so that you can go to college, how dare you doubt me?"

"Brother, I was wrong..."

"Hey, you know it's good!"

"Brother, you have never fought backwards, where did you learn these things?"

"Do you still need to learn this? Isn't it all written like this in novels?"

"What kind of novels do you usually read? "Rebirth: Inverted Fight"? "Time Traveling: An Affair with Zongzi"?"

"Almost, the names are all the same, and I don't remember them either."

"Brother, I think our trip is dangerous..."

I don't know how long they walked, they walked through several corridors and several tombs, and finally arrived at a large and spacious tomb, which was exquisitely decorated, with finely carved stone and wooden statues everywhere, and a dragon carved on the roof Feifeng, the four walls are painted with bright strokes, even if it is old, it looks bright and new, lifelike.In the center of the tomb, there is a huge jade coffin.

"It's so weird, brother, are you sure this is the style of tomb arrangement in the Qing Dynasty?" Qin Duo looked around with a torch.

"What was the style of the tombs in the Qing Dynasty?"

"Isn't it written in the novel you read?"

"Those are all made up, and I'm not stupid, how can I believe in novels?"

Qin Duo cried: "We are all in front of the coffin now, do you know it's all made up now?"

"That's it, look, isn't the gold and silver treasure right in front of you? Your next semester's tuition fee has been settled." Qin Huang said excitedly.

"What are you going to do?"

"Open the coffin!"

Qin Huang took off his backpack and fumbled in it, muttering, "Huh? Where is it?"

Qin Duo asked, "Brother, what are you looking for?"

"Ah, I found it!" Qin Huang took out an electric candle from his backpack.

"What is this for?"

"Ghost blowing out the lamp, don't you understand? Put the candle in the southwest corner of the tomb, eh? Is it the southwest corner? Or the southeast corner? It doesn't matter, put it in one corner anyway. If the lamp is not off, you can always take things and put If the things are moved away, if the lights go out, it means that the ghost blows them away, which means that the owner of the tomb is angry and must return all the things, otherwise the zongzi will run out."

"So that's the case." Qin Duo suddenly realized.

"In order to prevent the candle from being blown away by ghosts, I bought an electric candle on purpose. The store originally sold it in pairs, and said it was for wedding banquets, so it must be sold in pairs. I bought one. Now I won't be afraid of ghosts, look how smart I am." Qin Huang said proudly.

"Brother, you are too powerful." Qin Duo leaned forward and saw the word "囍" engraved on the electric candle, but he suddenly thought of something, his face changed, and he said, "But brother, what you bought is a plug Electric candles, where are the sockets here?"

"That's right, why didn't I think of that?" Qin Huangwei wondered, "Then what should I do? I bought it for nothing, and it was a waste of money. Then there is no candle, and it is not easy to open the coffin. Can I use a flashlight instead?"

"What if the ghost turns off the flashlight?"

"Well, this Dorgon is an ancient man, so he shouldn't be that smart?"

"It's hard to say. He probably has seen more tomb robbers than we have seen. What new things haven't been seen?"

"Then let's not do this, anyway, it's not the first time for him, let's do it directly!" Qin Huang said decisively.

"Okay, go directly!" Qin Duo responded.

The two stood in front of the coffin and were studying how to open the coffin.

Qin Duo looked left and right and felt something was wrong: "Brother, is this really Dorgon's coffin?"

"Is there anything wrong?"

"Didn't it mean that Dorgon offended Emperor Shunzhi when he was the regent, so he had his grave dug up and his corpse long ago? How can there be such a complete tomb waiting for us to steal it?"

"Nonsense, what regent? After Huang Taiji died, didn't Dorgon succeed him? Then it was Shunzhi's turn. Was your history taught by a physical education teacher? What books do you read? We Parents died early, I pulled you up with shit and piss to send you to college, but you still haven't studied hard!"

"Brother, you have said this sentence a hundred times, can't you change a line?"

"It takes a hundred repetitions to become a classic line, do you understand?"

"Okay, brother, can we open the coffin now?"

"Have you figured out how to open it?"

"There's no lock on it, just move the cover off, right?"

"So it's like this, so simple?"

"It's been stolen so many times that you don't even bother to lock it?"

"Then let's start."

The two of them, one in front and the other in the back, mustered all their strength to lift the coffin board a little.

"Yes, yes, push it aside. Hey, hey, hey!"

The coffin lid was pushed aside with a bang, and the contents of the coffin could be seen at a glance.

"Wow!" The two exclaimed.

I saw a skeleton lying inside, wearing a bright yellow robe, and the oriental beads on the chest were all the size of pigeon eggs, and the fingers were covered with various gemstone rings. The remaining space in the coffin was stuffed with various Rare treasures, two eyes are simply not enough to see.

"Get rich!" The two said in unison.

The four hands reached into the coffin, scooped up whatever they saw, and stuffed it into their pockets when they found it.

Qin Huang commanded Qin Duo in a hurry: "Hurry up, take my backpack and pack more things back home. This time, not only will your tuition fees for the next semester be paid, but we will not have to worry about food and clothing for the rest of our lives."

Qin Duo immediately ran towards the backpack, hurriedly picked up the bag and rushed back, but as soon as he turned his head, he was frightened out of his wits, waving at Qinhuang and winking his eyes.

Qin Huang asked anxiously: "What are you doing, why don't you bring it here quickly? Are you epileptic?"

Qin Duo pointed to Qin Huang's back: "Brother! Come here quickly, Dorgon is sitting up!"

"You're stuffed, how can a dead person sit up?" Qin Huang turned his head and met a skull, "Ah——"

Qin Huang jumped up, and was caught by Dorgon just as he was about to escape, his withered hands clamped his wrist like a pincer, and he couldn't break free at all.

"Brother, get out of the way! I'm here to save you!" Qin Duo roared, raised the electric candle, and threw it at Dorgon's head.

Qin Huang felt his hands loosen, and hurriedly fled to the side.

"Run away!" they yelled, running from place to place.

In a panic, Qin Duo looked back, and his heart was about to jump out of fright: "Brother! Many zongzi are chasing after you!"

Qin Huang also turned his head to look, there was nothing defensive in his hands, he grabbed something in his pocket, grabbed something, and threw it at the rice dumpling.

Qin Duo also followed suit, grabbing randomly and throwing them back.

"I... can't run anymore..." Qin Huang was out of breath.

"Brother, come on! The exit is just ahead!"

"I... can't do it... don't let me down... I, I... piss on the ground..."

"Brother, you have the strength to speak but not the strength to run for your life!" Qin Duo dragged Qin Huang and fled desperately, "We are here! Hurry up and climb up with the rope!"

"You go up first! Many rice dumplings are gone, so we must be unable to run anymore! Let's hurry up!" Qin Huang supported Qin Duo to climb up the rope, followed by himself.

Zongzi Duo leisurely returned to the tomb, picked up the things that Qin Huang Qinduo had lost along the way, threw them into the coffin, and then lay down in it.

"I'll finish another batch, and I'll continue to sleep." He nodded with satisfaction, and closed the coffin lid again.

Qin Huang and Qin Duo, who fled to the ground, were so tired that they lay on the ground, and it took a long time to recover.

"Scared me to death! I will never fight again!" Qin Duo stroked his chest and said.

Qin Huang panted, "Look at what we took out?" He touched his pockets and found something was wrong, "Hey, where are those gold, silver, jewels, and agate gemstones?"

"Oh, did you throw away the zongzi just now?"

Qin Huang's face turned pale: "It seems so, so what about you?"

Qin Duo fumbled here and there, crying, "There's nothing left, I've thrown them all away."

"You useless thing, it's rare for us to fight once, but you threw it all away, and I pulled you up by shit and pee..."

"Brother, how can you blame me? Didn't you also throw away everything?"

"Then what will you do with your tuition next semester?"

"I... Oops!" Qin Duo felt that his butt was bitten by something, he groped into his trousers pocket, found a finger puller, and said happily, "Brother, I still have one. This must be from Baiyu, right? Surely it will work." Sell ​​it for a lot of money, right?"

Qin Huang snatched it: "Let me take a look? It doesn't seem to be jade, is it made of bones?"

"Is that worth money?"

"What's the value of bones? Useless things, good things are not kept, just keep a worthless thing, I will pull you up with shit and pee..."

"Hey, brother, we don't have this life, let's go back, don't we just eat instant noodles, just don't eat last week's steamed buns?"

"Forget it, let's go back. Oops, I lost half my life by running away."

"Then what about the wrench?"

"Keep it as a souvenir."

"Then I'll take it."

"Ah."

So the two packed up their things, regained their strength, and drifted away...

The author has something to say: So far, the main text of this article is all over. Thank you for your support for nearly half a year. Without you, I would not be able to persist in finishing the writing!I'm sorry that I couldn't write meat in the end. I always feel that this article does not have the atmosphere of writing meat.

This is barely a postscript, I will say whatever comes to mind.

Many people have objections to Dorgon's image, thinking why he is so entangled in being an emperor, and why he is still inferior to Huang Taiji (at the beginning) after rebirth.Regarding entanglement, I just want to say, is a man still a man if he has no career pursuit?Regarding ability, I just want to say, girls, you think highly of Dorgon in history.In film and television dramas, he always has the image of a wronged hero. To put it bluntly, during his regency period, he really achieved "those who follow me prosper and those who oppose me perish". Hauge died, suppressed Shunzhi, and was liquidated by Shunzhi, Jierharang and others after his death. Although it is inhumane, it is understandable how those people feel.In terms of his ability, my evaluation is simple and rude, simple and rude martial arts (bad governance), simple and rude martial arts (slaughtering the city), simple and rude treatment of political opponents (too obvious means), really inferior to Huang Taiji even when he was young.But he is still very smart and powerful, please don’t misunderstand my evaluation of him, if he is not great, how can he have his voice after Huang Taiji’s death?

I also saw that there were objections and scolded me for writing about the death of the Ming Dynasty and the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty.I still said at the time that only by facing history squarely can we develop the future, and find the reasons from ourselves. I think my article is very pertinent to the Ming Dynasty. Don’t call it a barbaric civilization that destroys Chinese civilization. The communist army is too cunning" What's the difference?Our nation is the Chinese nation, and Chinese civilization will never be destroyed by anything.

Thanks again everyone!