The Rebirth of a Genius Director

Phantom No. 30 fell off the courtyard wall eight times, and there was a big wolf dog squatting under a big tree not far away, breathing heat.

Mirage got up from the ground in a state of embarrassment, wrapped his body in a sable fur cloak and said, "You don't have to stare at me like that anymore, I don't have magic power now, and I can't even climb over the courtyard wall, and I've become an out-and-out Useless people!"

The big wolfdog stared at him fiercely with its black eyes, and grinned fiercely at him. Phantom gasped violently, staggered, and fell to the ground again with a dangling body.

The cold ground chrome white and tender skin, it hurts!

A layer of mist appeared in Phantom's eyes, and he looked up at the sky melancholy!

The sky was clear, and occasionally two or three wild geese flying south flew by, forming a B-shape and a C-shape in the sky! (Sad reminder!)

The majestic high priest has fallen to this point.

In the past half month, he often tried to escape while Long Yuqing was away on business, but he never succeeded.

A few times ago, they were afraid of the big wolf dog by the courtyard wall and did not dare to approach it. After finally feeding the wolf dog with bones, he had no skill and couldn't climb the courtyard wall.

Finally, he tried his best to move a big stone to step on, and found that the courtyard wall of Xiyuan Pavilion was too high and thick, and he couldn't climb it at all.

Phantom looked up at the sky helplessly and complicatedly.

The sky is vast and vast.

Ignoring the pain on his body, Phantom brushed off the dirt on his body, clasped his hands together and murmured, before falling to his knees with a thud.

He hoped that God would open his eyes and help him escape from this prison.

But. . .When he silently knelt on the ground and recited the loving kindness mantra five times, he gave up praying.

I don't know if the gods in the sky are all busy, or if the gods haven't gotten up yet, the phantom reads for a long time and doesn't see any disturbance around it.

He was very frustrated and thought: So the gods are sometimes too busy to attend to the requests of ordinary people!

fuck it!He recited the mantra so sincerely, why didn't he hurry up and come up with a god to save him!

At this bleak moment, Phantom remembered his ascetic posture when he chanted a mantra to the Vulcan statue in the Vulcan Temple. Good times for the ditty!

It's a pity that fate is uneasy, and it is only today that Phantom realizes the true meaning of the so-called forbidden life!

The so-called world is impermanent, fate is unpredictable!

As the cold wind blew past, Phantom couldn't help shivering, and wrapped himself in the mink fur cloak that wrapped him again.

He rubbed his nose without any grace at all, and continued to look at the big wolf dog.

Phantom felt that his life was a bit aggrieved and boring.

At first, he threw himself on Ao Tianxing to teach him the way of emperor, and assisted him to win the throne from the battle of princes, and then. . .He also became the high priest, and became an indispensable right-hand man beside Ao Tianxing.

But when the prince was seven years old, he knew that the gap between him and Ao Tianxing had widened.

They grew further and further apart.

He was a little reconciled, thinking that if he stubbornly stayed by Ao Tianxing's side, he would eventually see the moonlight when the clouds opened, but he was wrong.

Wrong from the start!

Wrong!

Something will occur if it belongs to your life, if not, do not push it!

Phantom chewed this sentence in his mouth, and he also understood the truth.

He let go completely, Long Yuqing forced him to let go, kept him in captivity, so he had to let go.

He also heard the words from Long Yuqing's mouth that touched him deeply: To be happy in life is to be happy to the fullest, to stop and sit in love with Fenglin at night, to come out after a thousand calls, and the Pengmen is now open for you. Ahlt! What is this all about? !

Phantom smiled, shrugged self-deprecatingly, and got up from the ground.

To be honest, Long Yuqing was really nice to him.

Just for the mink fur cloak he was wearing, he had shed more than 100 pieces in the past half month. Every time it got dirty or torn, Long Yuqing would prepare another mink fur cloak that was exactly the same for him. Come.

There is no need to state the meals prepared for him one by one: such as bear's paw and bullwhip, those are the most common dishes on the dining table.

The name is: Make good progress, nourish the essence and strengthen the vitality, nourish the kidneys and Qi, be healthy, and get pregnant quickly!

Phantom has drunk too much, sprayed dog blood several times, and had nosebleeds several times!

Helpless!Too much supplementation, his body can't digest it, and it's just the opposite.

After Long Yuqing knew about it, she tore off those bear's paws and bullwhip, and started warming him up.

What bird's nest, old wild ginseng, what white fungus and lotus seed porridge, the phantom that I ate in the past few days, my mouth is sweet and greasy, and the bubbles are bubbling.

But it's cheap, that little apprentice Long Yuqing, every time he kisses Phantom, he says he has a sweet mouth, licks his mouth vigorously, kisses his lips, and infects him with the servants, then overwhelms him and starts Hands up and down.

Phantom raised his feet and walked into the attic. When he thought of this, he involuntarily stretched out his palm to touch his buttocks.

The guards at the attic door blushed when they saw his awkward movements, and bit their lips to hold back their laughter.

"Chi..." After hearing this sound, Phantom threw the servant standing by the door.

"Laugh again and seal your mouths!"

The two servants covered their mouths and suppressed a smile, staring eagerly at the phantom.

Phantom scolded coldly, flicked the sleeves of his cloak, and walked up to the attic.

Sitting in a daze by the window of the attic, he was bored in every possible way, looking at the brilliant plum blossoms outside the window, feeling a little lost.

He thought that all the people around him were in pairs, and he was left to live alone, and he felt a little uncomfortable again.

Everyone is equal, why can't he enjoy life wantonly?

Why did he want to live in the previous imprisonment and not release himself?

He suddenly came to his senses at this moment, and suddenly felt that the people in pairs around him were a little perverted.

Needless to say, the most perverted couple is Ao Tianxing and Ao Yan, the father and son. Aside from their blood relationship, Ao Tian Xing was able to book Ao Yan's life when he was seven years old. Phantom always thought he was a bit of a pedophile!

And Xion is also a Zhengtai control!

The rest of the couples are more or less good. Brothers and sisters are respectful, brothers and brothers are attacking.

At this moment, Phantom also suddenly remembered something abnormal about herself!

No, it's not that he's abnormal!

It was Long Yuqing who was abnormal!

That guy turned out to be an uncle!

Oh Meredith quack, the Phantom sighed wistfully.

It happened that Long Yuqing pushed the door open and entered from the outside.

"Why are you sighing again? Are you uncomfortable?"

"No."

Phantom looked at him lazily from the side, staring at the red mole on the corner of his eyebrow in a daze, "If you have nothing to do tomorrow, come and walk around the city with me!"

It's time to travel!

"it is good."

Long Yuqing nodded, hugged Phantom affectionately and said: "I have to go out tonight, you stay here and don't walk around carelessly!"

Phantom gave him a blank look, I am already over 40 years old, do I still need you to teach me?

But people had to bow their heads under the eaves, and Phantom nodded cooperatively.

The two hugged each other for a while, and then they ate, Long Yuqing left.

Phantom rubbed her swollen stomach and half-lyed on the imperial concubine's couch to take a nap.

Just as he suddenly fell asleep, there was a loud noise from outside the attic.

"Ladies, please go back, this is not a place for you to come." Phantom heard the servant say so.

"Snapped!"

"Get out of the way! If you don't get out of the way, we sisters will smack your mouth!"

Phantom's heart tightened, and he covered his ears and retreated into the thin quilt on the soft couch.

It was the voices of a group of women who frightened him, who were as fierce as wolves and tigers.

He, Phantom, didn't know that he had committed that crime. Ever since he came to Xiyuan Pavilion, he was accused of being a male goblin by outsiders!

Phantom's heart was bleeding, and he kept silently crying in his heart: Heaven can learn from me, I was wronged!

It's not that he doesn't want to leave!It was Long Yuqing who locked him up and wouldn't let him go!

Even if it's a golden house cangjiao, it's okay to hide it. Why didn't he just build a golden birdcage for himself and put him in it? !

After hearing the news that he was staying in the attic, these wives who used to accompany Long Yuqing did everything possible to drive him out of Xiyuan Pavilion.

I think his phantom life is bright and open, gentle and aboveboard.

It never occurred to him that he would end up with a bad reputation and a crushing defeat in this Xiyuan Pavilion.

Phantom began to pray reflexively. . .Pray that God will open his eyes and drive those women away.

Don't ask him why he starts to pray reflexively when he encounters difficulties, it's because he has no magic power, no inner power, and has no other way but to pray.

"Bang!"

The door of the attic was knocked open, and the strong smell of makeup and powder wafted out.

It's so sweet that it makes people tired of the world.

Phantom stopped praying, and cursed in his heart: All gods die!

Then he sat up leisurely from the bed, and waited for the storm to come with the most graceful posture!

If it is destruction, let the destruction be more violent!

He said to himself in his heart.

"Are you a phantom?"

A beautifully dressed woman with pearls and emerald green hair came to him with her slender waist twisted, and pointed at him with her slender waist and asked.

Phantom looked at him very calmly and said: "I am Phantom, what are you doing!"

"It's you, the immortal male vixen, who pesters the pavilion master and prevents him from visiting us in the backyard!"

A sharp voice cursed so angrily.

Phantom pointed at his nose in confusion, smiled and said: "Why do you say this, how can I, Phantom, be able to pester the pavilion master so that he does not go to the backyard to visit you, the pavilion master wants to find you Naturally, I will look for you, and it is useless for you to come to me to make trouble!"

The women's heads were filled with smoke from Mirage's words, and they writhed inside.

"You...you old bastard!"

Phantom said calmly: "Actually, I am still in my prime!"

Then he touched his aging face, even if there was no magic power, he said: "Because I am the high priest and I am a member of the Huan family, so I have the ability to remain youthful forever!"

Contemptuously swept around the crowd and said, "Do you have the ability? Can you compare with me?"

Forgive him, he couldn't help being smug!

"you you..."

"you you..."

"Everyone, please go back. After you go back, take good care of yourself, dress up well, and wait for the opportunity to win the heart of the pavilion master again!"

Phantom smiled and opened his eyes, flicked his sleeves, and walked into the inner room without taking away a trace of fragrance or dust.

The women looked at each other in blank dismay, touching their blush and powder faces in a daze.

It's time for them to learn to take care of themselves. After all, only when they are beautiful can they win the heart of the Pavilion Master, right?

After concentrating, the women threw a few hygienic eyes toward the inner room, then cursed and muttered softly, and left the attic.

The boy from the attic who had been slapped in the face by the women ran up, stepped lightly into the inner room, and said clumsily, "My lord, are you alright?"

"Go to XX son! Call him Uncle Ying!" Phantom corrected violently.

"Yes, yes, Uncle Ying!"

Phantom turned sideways from the bed, "This is good, come and give uncle a back massage."

The servant looked at him flattered, and vigilantly protected his lower body, "Uncle, I don't like men."

Phantom frowned coldly, "Uncle won't eat you again, hurry up and pinch your back!"

The boy's legs were trembling, "The pavilion master has an order. Except for him, no one is allowed to touch your body."

Phantom gritted her teeth, sat up angrily, tore off her robe and said, "He's not being reasonable anymore, Uncle's back hurts, what's wrong with asking you to help squeeze your back?"

Since Long Yuqing has no conscience, since he is so stubborn and domineering towards him.

Then why don't you dismiss all the ladies who accompany the bed and let him occupy the Xiyuan Pavilion all by himself? !

An important message suddenly flashed in Phantom's mind, he pulled his robe again, and asked the shivering servant who was hugging the pillar, "How long has your pavilion master been with the lady in bed?"

"Uh...since I was 15, I've had it."

"So early?!" Phantom was speechless, did such a young child know about XX?

It seems that the children in the world are really precocious!

He rolled his eyes and asked again: "Have those ladies ever conceived a child for the pavilion master?"

The boy was taken aback for a moment, thought for a while and said, "It never happened!"

wipe!Phantom low curse, dare to love that kid Long Yuqing suffering from infertility!

At the age of 15, I started to have a bed lady. I have raised so many bed ladies, slept with so many bed ladies, and opened up all kinds of territories around the world, but have not grown children?

Could it be that those women are all saline land?

Or is the quality of Long Yuqing itself not very good?

At this moment, Phantom was deeply confused about Long Yuqing's ability to survive.

Calculating in this way, could it be that Long Yuqing is really a man who can do things but can't have children!

Phantom's heart skipped a beat.

"Go get some hot water, Uncle Ying wants to take a bath, take a bath."

"Little obedience."

"Remember to bring plenty of good rose petals."

The boy nodded and retreated respectfully.

Now that it's the twelfth lunar month, Long Yuqing really has a heart. I don't know where to buy rose petals for Phantom to take a bath. Let alone, after half a month of soaking, Phantom looks at the person in the mirror , I feel radiant, my face is rosy and shiny, and it looks moist.

The boy was carrying hot water, and the maid came in carrying flower petals.

Set up the tub, pour hot water into it, and the maid sprinkles flower petals.

With a wave of Phantom's hand, a group of people filed out.

Taking off the robe on his body, Phantom sighed comfortably, enjoying the petal bath.

When the water was slightly cool after washing, he got up and stepped out of the tub, dried himself, wrapped his clothes, opened the window and looked at the dark sky outside, and heard the sound of birds flapping their wings.

A white pigeon circled twice in the night and flew into the window.

Phantom was stunned for two seconds, hurriedly closed the window, turned around and went to catch the cooing pigeon at his feet.

A small bamboo stick was tied to the pigeon's leg. Phantom thought for two seconds, took off the pigeon's leg, went out of the outer room, took some desserts on the table, and fed it to the pigeon before letting it go .

Then, he returned to the bed and opened the small note hidden in the small bamboo stick tied to the pigeon's leg.

A few words were written on it eloquently, "Congratulations to the Lord of the Dragon Pavilion for finding the right one, and see you at the Martial Arts Conference in March!" The signature was Mei Feng.

Phantom crumpled the note into a ball and threw it on the ground casually. These famous people in the world are just too contrived.

Isn't that just getting married?Why do it have to be so grandiose, everyone knows,

I don't know what they think, don't they know that being low-key is the best way to show off?