Incompetence of Rebirth

Ye Wuguo continued to tell the story: "

Fortunately, you are not a fool. You were reluctant to let your beloved guard leave the palace, so you let him go. But since then, the guards have been trembling in front of your palace every day.Finally, one day, he couldn't help but opened the city gate to welcome the rebels into the city. "

Shen Xiaosan raised a finger: "Wait, didn't you say he saved me?"

Ye Wuguo nodded: "Yeah, maybe the guard's conscience was hard to bear, at least you treated him well, so he went to save you in the end. But, in the end, you still died."

Shen Xiaosan covered her mouth and yawned: "I'm really unlucky, what about the second life?"

Ye Wuguo continued to touch his hand and sighed: "Second life, you are a prince. You just ascended the throne, and the city was attacked by neighboring countries." Ye Wuguo said that everyone was speechless here, and Shen Xiaosan said hello: "Why this time, did I fall in love with the prince of the neighboring country again?"

Ye Wuguo gave him a piss: "It's a good idea, but you really like someone, your brother..."

Shen Xiaosan was horrified: "Incest..."

Shen Yi pointed at him: "Wait...why does he only like men..." Only then did everyone realize that the people he liked were wrong, they were all men...

Shen Xiaosan: "...why..."

Guan Ziyi: "This is a common problem of emperors...all like men..."

Lin Chengxi: "Zi Yi, you read too many novels..."

Shen Xiaosan didn't dare to look at Qin Lie's expression, but said indiscriminately: "Nonsense! How can I incest?"

Ye Wuguo nodded: "Of course you didn't succeed. Although you have a heart of admiration, your younger brother is not an incompetent person like you. How can he allow you to defile him. His ability is above yours, but you are an orthodox Prince, so he could only watch helplessly as you, a good-for-nothing, sat on the throne. Feeling unwilling, he rushed to join forces with neighboring countries to drive you off the throne."

Shen Xiaosan asked blankly: "Since I like him, I will naturally give up the throne to him. Why do you want to take it, just tell me no."

Before Ye Wuguo shook his head this time, Qin Lie sighed for him: "Since your brother is so strong, why would he want something you gave him, something you don't care about giving him with both hands? He's embarrassing."

Shen Xiaosan stared at him blankly: "Do you want to embarrass him?" Then how am I going to give it to you, hehe, no, it was originally yours.So you don't count as robbing, and I'm the one who robbed you of everything.

Qin Lie continued to nod: "Yes, besides, don't worry about Jiangshan taking it down by yourself."

Shen Xiaosan nodded to show that he understood: "Then how did I die?"

Ye Wuguo sighed: "You are an idiot. You are obviously incompetent, but you still do what you want to do. Standing on the city wall as a target, it is still a golden target. Your younger brother" Shen Xiaosan took the next step for him: "I shot an arrow through my heart. Died again..."

Ye Wuguo nodded, and everyone present except Qin Lie roared with laughter.

Qin Lie looked at him thoughtfully, Shen Xiaosan said in a miserable tone, "Master, can I be more miserable?"

Ye Wuguo nodded: "Yes, your third life is miserable, very miserable." Shen Xiaosan was completely speechless: "Master, you continue to make up, I want to see how miserable I can be..."

Ye Wuguo: "Well, let me continue to make up...cough...it's not made up, it's true, this master calculated it."

Shen Xiaosan was amused: "Why, hurry up and say it."

Ye Wuguo sighed: "You have to hold on."

Shen Xiaosan nodded: "Don't worry, I'm mentally prepared, let's see who else can be more miserable than me."

Ye Wuguo shook his head and sighed: "You are no longer the Ninth Five-Year Lord in this life, but you are also an uncle. The leader of the Demon Cult."

Shen Yi sprayed.Shen Xiaosan also smoked: "Return the leader of the Demon Cult, that's from a martial arts novel."

Ye Wuguo chuckled: "Make up a story?"

Shen Yi said: "He died a miserable death!"

Ye Wuguo nodded: "The throne was usurped by his subordinates."

Shen Yi couldn't hold back anymore: "Haha, how did he die?"

Ye Wuguo looked at Shen Xiaosan with some pity: "It was thrown into the hands of the enemy by the newly appointed leader."

Guan Ziyi quietly added a sentence for him: "All kinds of torture, the ten major tortures of the Manchu Qing Dynasty, 108 kinds of torture instruments are used in turn, life is really worse than death."

Shen Xiaosan swallowed: "Why..."

Ye Wuguo sighed: "Your strength is getting weaker and weaker every time, so you have to be inferior to the last life."

Shen Xiaosan was still asking him: "Why?...Why..."

Ye Wuguo couldn't understand. He muttered to himself: "Why? Who told you not to make progress, and you will be worse than the rest of your life."

Shen Xiaosan asked him a little puzzled: "Why didn't you kill me? Why did you hand it over to the enemy...Since I've been kicked out of power, don't worry about killing me. Why, why! Why did you hand it over to the enemy! "

Shen Xiaosan's face was crimson, his eyes were red, and the veins in his hand holding Ye Wuguo were leaking!

Ye Wuguo grinned in pain: "Calm down, calm down, I made it up, made it up... Calm down..."

Shen Xiaosan suddenly stood up and held Ye Wuguo's shoulder: "Why! Why! Even if I did something wrong, even if I like him, even if I forced him, even if he hates me, why..."

Ye Wuguo was shaken by him and coughed again and again: "Let go first, let go... If you have something to say, say it well, say it well... I made it up, Shen Xiaosan! You want to strangle me!"

Shen Xiaosan really changed to pinch his neck, Ye Wuguo wanted to roll his eyes, Shen Yi saw that he was serious, and quickly hugged his waist: "Little San, let go, let go..."

Shen Xiaosan didn't let go, and kept mumbling: "Why... I just like him, why!..."

Qin Lie couldn't stand seeing him go crazy, pulled Shen Yi away, patted Shen Xiaosan on the back of the neck with his hands a few times, Shen Xiaosan fell softly into his arms, Qin Lie put him on the bed.Shen Xiaosan's eyes were still distracted, looking at him and still muttering to himself: "Why! Why! Why are you doing this to me. Qin Lie, do you hate me so much?"

Seeing that he was talking more and more nonsense, Qin Lie coldly ordered Shen Yi: "Bring a glass of water." Lin Chengxi hurriedly brought him his ginger soup, Qin Lie took a sip, well, it was spicy enough, very good, and handed it to Shen Xiaosan , Shen Xiaosan refused to drink, twisted back and forth, Qin Lie held him tightly with one arm and drank it down with a bowl in the other. Shen Xiaosan coughed repeatedly, and after coughing, he pointed at the people in the room: "You guys Murder!"

Shen Yi said coolly: "Master Dongfang, you have lost your temper." Shen Xiaosan looked at Ye Wuguo, who pointed to his neck: "You strangled me to death." Shen Xiaosan coughed: "Then what? , Ha ha, the story told by the master is realistic, I am too deep into the drama." Qin Lie sneered behind him: "Really, I don't see that you still have the potential to be a movie king."

Shen Xiaosan suddenly looked back, only to find himself in Qin Lie's arms.Qin Lie's hand was still on his waist, and because he was afraid that he would go crazy, he hugged him very tightly, so Shen Xiaosan stuck tightly to his arms, looking at Qin Lie's dark eyes, Shen Xiaosan shivered, Qin Lie hugged him: "Wake up."

Shen Xiaosan smiled awkwardly: "What's wrong with me?"

Qin Lie jokingly smiled: "As you said, you were attracted by Master Ye's script, and you got too deep into the play and couldn't get out." Shen Xiaosan moved his waist, Qin Lie withdrew his hand, stood up and watched Ye Wuguo: "Master Ye is really good. You can become a screenwriter."

Ye Wuguo shrank his neck: "What I said is true..."

Qin Lie glanced at him, really unrepentant.Ye Wuguo was a little afraid of Qin Lie like this.Everyone in this monastery knows that Qin Lie is the head of the Shen family, his food and clothing parents, that is, his god?

Standing on the side with Lin Chengxi, Guan Ziyi finally came to his senses and ran over. Lin Chengxi ran to Shen Xiaosan's bedside: "Are you okay?" How is it?" This is simply an upgraded version of Scum Gong and Cheap Shou, echoing his brother's taste!

Shen Xiaosan was completely powerless when he heard this sentence while being moved, this girl!It really is about the family!

Ye Wuguo looked at Qin Lie, Qin Lie gave him a glance: "Chew your tongue, don't you want your tongue?"

Ye Wuguo laughed, Miss Guan raised her eyebrows and pulled Qin Lie's arm: "I want to listen! Ye Wuguo, you continue to talk!" Qin Lie pulled her arm off: "Miss Guan, Xiaosan is my young master. You can listen to other people's stories, but not his!"

Guan Ziyi knew that Qin Lie was tough, but Qin Lie had never said that to him, never said that to her for others, and the circles of his eyes turned red all of a sudden.Lin Chengxi sat beside Shen Xiaosan's bed and stood up suddenly, looking anxiously at Guan Ziyi: "Ziyi..."

Guan Ziyi pushed him hard: "Don't care about your business!"

Lin Chengxi's face gradually turned red, and he silently retreated to Shen Xiaosan's bedside.

Shen Xiaosan pulled him, Lin Chengxi smiled bitterly at him: "It's okay."

Shen Xiaosan slapped haha: "Then what, Ziyi, is this ending hard to guess? Naturally, I was also caught by the newly appointed leader of the Demon Cult..." Shen Yi made a cupid pose and continued for him: "One arrow pierces Heart, dead!"

Shen Xiaosan laughed: "Zi Yi, look, Shen Yi knows the development direction of the script."

Guan Ziyi stopped looking at Qin Lie, and turned to look at Shen Xiaosan: "How could you do this. Your life is so miserable."

Shen Xiaosan nodded: "Yes, my name is so bitter." Yu Yin was enchanting, with a playful smile, and he didn't care...

Ye Wuguo sneered at him: "What's wrong with your life? Those who are really suffering are those who are affected by you. Take the first life as an example, how many people died seeking power and usurping the throne, and how many Limin people are living in dire straits. Among them. How many Zhongliang died for the country for you, a good-for-nothing. You say that you are worthy of people's loyalty to you! Also, if you are incompetent, don't take advantage of Maoken and don't shit. Let the virtuous be better soon. You have to be forced to the palace, you have to Everyone who was harmed was in dire straits, and everyone was buried with you, you have done too many crimes."