Apocalyptic monsters grow

2012年8月23日23：50

Only three students in the class were absent, but the teacher who was in class unexpectedly did not show up.

The vice monitor announced that he would be studying on his own temporarily. Due to some special circumstances outside, the whole school currently doesn't even have a substitute teacher who is idle.

Everyone knows exactly what is going on.

However, no one came out in a humane way, but just silently sank in the heart without saying a word.

The school gate was surrounded by zombies, because the school gate was made of black bird bones from XX years ago. Of course, this is not the point, the most important thing is - the blood on it will not dry for thousands of years.

This is also the reason why zombies gather in groups and rush over.

They only smelled the fragrant smell of blood, but they didn't know that it was only emanating from the bones, and they couldn't bite at all.

Well, because they have no IQ and no thinking.

In this way, the crowd blocked the door, although it will not affect the internal classes, but - you are obstructing the traffic!

Teacher Xiaowan's Maserati can't drive in!

Holding a broom, the uncle zombie doorman jumped up and down to beat zombies, removed the spell on the top of his head, wiped his face that had been accidentally sprayed with green juice, and kept cursing, "Fucking old leg, why are you so stupid?" Running? Even if I let you bite, you have to bite and move."

The bones of the mysterious bird, the termites are still helpless.

Can a group of mentally handicapped offspring gnaw?What a daydream!

The uncle of the doorman knocked away another zombie that was jumping around with a look of contempt, but the more and more of them gathered, he finally couldn't bear it and shouted loudly, "Xiao Zhao, go and call my old lady for help, Teacher Xiaowan Her car was blocked at the door and she couldn't get in. We must get rid of these mentally retarded people before she gets mad, otherwise..."

Maybe the school demolition incident a hundred years ago will happen again!

Wan Qing is good at everything, but she has too little self-control over her temper.

Xiao Zhao, the snake demon who was swiping his long tail and sweeping across the zombies, broke out in a cold sweat when he heard this.

Damn it, we must not let Teacher Wanqing show his true form!

"I'll go right away! Teacher Wanqing, you must hold on to it! Don't be overthinking it, don't be impulsive!"

Wan Qing was sitting in the driver's cab, pinching her mobile phone depressedly, "I'm going to be slow in class! I'm going to announce the dormitory today, and these bastards just want to make themselves uncomfortable!"

Seeing her almost ferocious expression through the car glass, her delicate and picturesque facial features were completely tangled into a ball, the zombie doorman shivered, ignoring his anger, he kept comforting Wan Qing.

"Calm down, calm down, calm down, Wan Qing, you are too old, you can't get married if you lose your temper all the time!"

"Uncle, it's been almost 700 years, can't you change your comforting words? I'm a girl, where did I come from?" Wan Qing said sullenly.

But the consolation is not ineffective. Although it has been said that it has not changed for hundreds of years, the fast-growing black nails have silently shrunk back.

Uncle Zombie heaved a sigh of relief. At this time, the rescuer that Xiao Zhao was going to move also arrived. It was the wife of Uncle Doorman's house—the legendary sister of the legendary Roshan Great Demon King.

"Old man, what's the matter? You and Xiao Zhao can't handle it? You even have to show up to preside over the overall situation!"

"Skeleton" was so surprised that the elder sister Roshan appeared on the stage, and the zombie uncle immediately hugged his wife's arm with a full face, "It's not that I'm useless, it's because they blocked Wanqing's car, I'm afraid that girl will run away again, The recent funding of the school is not enough to rebuild the teaching building!"

Hearing such words, Big Sister Roushan also trembled in fright, "Then wait for the Sa family to call my brother quickly, but don't let the girl tear up the Sa family's vegetable garden again."

PS: The vegetable garden of Uncle Zombie and Sister Roshan's house is on the roof of the teaching building.

In the classroom at this time, it is rare for everyone to keep quiet without the teacher showing up.

The usual delicious snacks have stopped, the elf king who gnaws his nails, and the angel who gnaws on the table legs. There is no pork liver and trotters to eat, and he looks like Banhua Huapi who is ten years old.

Everyone looked like they hadn't eaten for more than ten days.

In fact, the end has only just begun.

The deputy squad leader ran to the seat next to the squad leader with a bitter face, and begged for a few branches to be inserted into the itchy chrysanthemum in an attempt to relieve the pain.

However, both Qu Yiluo and Ran thought that this method would only make the chrysanthemum more itchy.

"Then what do you think I should do? Do I want to get a jade ornament and poke my own chrysanthemum? Absolutely not, the good reputation I, Jin Lingzi, has accumulated for thousands of years, ahem, good bed sound... will be destroyed! I will definitely Be self-disciplined, self-reliant, and self-reliant! In this extraordinary period, work hard to overcome the situation of not having any handsome men!"

He spoke with sparkling energy, and what Qu Yiluo and Ran listened to was also embarrassing.

The two looked at each other and said in unison, "I don't believe it."

Jin Lingzi, "..."

In fact, he didn't believe it himself.

How many days has it been?But in three days, he was so miserable!

Without a man, this is more uncomfortable than going directly to his life, usually at least seven times a day, but now I can't find anyone to have sex with even once.

Jin Lingzi covered his face that was becoming less and less charming, God give me a strong and beautiful man, four times a night is fine!

His situation is not much different from that of the little angel whose eyes glow green when he sees food. Let’s look at the student Pixiu who lost money so much that he almost couldn’t keep his underwear, and the one who was hit so badly that he had a high fever and a severe cold, so he could only cultivate himself at home. God's shark...

"Well, that's right... I heard that Er Luan went to sleep in Sichuan Province again." Jin Lingzi found a topic to divert everyone's attention, but except for Qu Yiluo, the quasi-errand in the class, everyone basically knew about it. of.

Zhulong has always regarded Sichuan Province as a private territory.

Then he pushed his glasses, and said calmly, "Er Luan only slept for less than 5 minutes."

"Yawn... yeah, it's so miserable, it's better to sleep in the classroom, at least I can sleep for a few hours before class."

There are no important figures in Sichuan, and the situation is now spreading more violently than S City, the birthplace of zombies.

Jin Lingzi fixed his gaze on Qingran, and then turned away as if nothing had happened.

This kind of ascetic object is not something he can overthrow if he wants to. In fact, the person in the class who best meets his requirements is neither the virgin Sang Qu Yiluo, nor the Platinum Shi who has a crush on him.

but... but...

Whether the staying power is good or bad, it has nothing to do with the length and hardness of the penis.

If he can absorb a drop of essence from a tree, he is probably the world's first nine-tailed fox fairy.

However, he can't.

Moreover, it is estimated that she can't be hard on his face.

If you can't be hard, you don't have energy... Awow, it's so annoying, how can the mental retardation disappear?This good earth is almost becoming a distribution center for the mentally handicapped!

Jin Lingzi grabbed his hair violently. At this time, the commotion downstairs had almost subsided.

The two sisters from Roshan have combined their swords, relying on the My Sexual Fist that has been lost for thousands of years, and successfully defeated all the zombies at the school gate.

Finally, the order at the school gate was cleared before the beautiful teacher Wanqing's patience limit was maxed out.

Very good, don't you need to turn into your original form and growl?

Wan Qing struggled for a long time but failed to get started. In fact, she felt a little aggrieved in her heart, but now is not the time to get mad, and there are still many students waiting for her upstairs.

From this point of view, the school has become the target of the zombies' destruction. If there is uneasiness, the proposal to live in the school may be in vain.

Wan Qing's beautiful eyes glanced at the school's bone-made gate, it's all caused by broken bones, but... the school's gate has its own function, and it's difficult to dismantle it.

Hey.

When will the principal come back from the imperial capital?

"Xiao Wan, have you calmed down yet?" The uncle doorman leaned over to the car window and asked.

Teacher Wanqing waved his hand, "Calm down, I'm going in quickly, the students are still waiting, it's hard work, everyone should do what they have to do."

"Huh, calm down, Xiao Zhao, you can go to the third floor to patrol the guard. The old lady and I are here to guard."

"OK, I'll go right away."

He twitched his tail on the spot, and quickly returned to his human form in a circle.

It's just... naked...

Damn, it's been a hundred years since I transformed into a snake and fought, and I completely forgot that I was naked after transforming!

Xiao Zhao covered the key parts with the swiftness of stealing the bell, Wan Qing and the other female sister Roushan who were present said in unison, "I have seen it."

After all, everyone in this school is not an ordinary soldier, and their eyesight is absolutely extraordinary.

Xiao Zhao, "..."

Big Sister Roushan felt that it seemed unkind not to say something after reading it, so she commented very enthusiastically, "I can't tell, Xiao Zhao is not small, you can try it with Xiao Jin from Wanqing class."

Xiao Zhao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Please forgive me, lend me three more guts and don't dare to touch the elders of the fox clan casually!"

Wan Qing stroked her chin and continued, "Actually, you can touch this."

Xiao Zhao, "..."

Forget it, some things are unclear with women.

Moreover, Xiao Zhao is an out-and-out straight man, not all goblins are male and female.

Xiao Zhao wiped off his cold sweat, and finally couldn't hold back his favorite object, "It's enough for me to secretly fall in love with Xiao Ai in Wanqing's class."

He has always kept himself clean.

"Xiao Ai?" From our class?The person with the word love...is..."Love Bill?"

"That's right! You can't tell Xiao Ai, you have to keep it a secret for me!"

"..." This time it was Wan Qing's turn to look at him speechlessly.

Xiao Zhao, you are actually a fake straight man!

In the classroom, a certain little angel who was lying softly on the table and counting sheep with his eyes closed suddenly heard his name. He tried hard for a long time, but finally failed to get up from the table.

However, he still had the energy to speak. He tried to open his eyes, and said helplessly, "Xiao Zhao, who guards the door with my uncle, has a crush on me. If he brings me a few packs of chicken wings now, I will immediately agree to marry him without saying a word." together."

Jin Lingzi, "..."

In fact, I also heard what Teacher Wanqing said just now, but - since the other party has a heart for the little angel, I still don't want to do it.

Too unkind.

The room was extremely quiet, the whole class knew what happened outside, Qu Yiluo was no exception.

He looked at the listless classmates, then at the monitor behind him who was reading the book indifferently, and finally couldn't help but say, "Have you ever thought about the future?"

"future?"