Only Gojo Satoru doesn't know
Chapter 11
"Ah, I suddenly remembered one thing. As long as we put restrictions on ourselves and don't allow cheating, can't we enjoy the game?" Glass didn't notice the atmosphere between Yuuki and Wu, and was a little happy to propose .
Everyone thought about it and found it very reasonable, so they put restrictions on themselves: no cheating is allowed when playing games today.
It's just... After the game was played, everyone began to think about why they couldn't cheat. If someone cheated, things wouldn't be as embarrassing as they are now.
"Advance four grids to the relationship change grid, quarreled with her husband because of family relations, ran away from home angrily, and started an extramarital affair with the player in the nearest grid, but was discovered by her husband and divorced. Lost [-] yen." Yuki said. The voice became smaller and smaller, but the smile on his face couldn't help but enlarge.
Xia Youjie looked at his chess piece next to Youji and fell silent.
Gojo Satoru, who was originally smiling, also lost the smile on his face, for no other reason.He is the husband who married You Ji in the marriage grid in the last round.
"No, I will never get a divorce. I will kill my mistress and then think about other issues." Gojo Satoru said.
Xia Youjie silently sat a little further away from Wujo Wujo, and said, "I know what I did was wrong, but Wujo, you are too extreme!"
"...Let me tell you, this is just a game, isn't it a little too serious?" Nitro complained silently.
The game Yuuki and the others are currently playing is called "Happy Life ~ Love Career 100%", which is a board game that Gojo Satoru collected at some point.The gameplay is similar to Monopoly, but besides the basic options of accumulating wealth and losing money, the content in each grid also includes the content of love.
Although everyone didn't think about playing this game at first, Yuuki, who was bound and blindfolded, happened to find this game from Gojo Satoru's pile of games.So everyone started playing.
But... no one said that this game would be so evil!
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and clicked the small button for random number generation.Yes, in order to prevent the conjurers present from using their hands to control the numbers on the dice and the turntable.They play this game with a random number generator that cannot be cheated. The random number is controlled between 1-9, and the output number is as many as possible.
"Advance three grids. Frustrated in love, proud in money. Because of a bad mood, he used some shady means to make money. The income is [-] yen." Gojo Wu read the words on the grid with a dark face.
Meaning... unexpectedly accurate, this is indeed what Gojo Wu did!
Xia Youjie stared at the content in the five frames in front of him: because women are too popular, they have caused constant sexual disputes.The wife couldn't bear to ask for a divorce.Lost [-] yen.
Smiling reluctantly and pressing the random number generator, Xia Youjie kept praying in his heart: Please, come up with five.
The flickering red light stopped slowly, it was the number nine, advancing nine spaces.Looking at the contents of the grid, Xia Youjie broke out in a cold sweat, and read the words on it stiffly: "Because the relationship between the husband and wife is too affectionate, we adjusted the oil and gave birth to a child. The rest of the players paid [-] yen."
With a snap, Gojo Satoru made a long face, and handed over [-] yen sinisterly.
Xia Youjie took it with half-closed eyes, he felt that what he took was not money, but a curse from Wujo Wuxia.
Yuuki and Glass had a pleasant chat.You Ji took a sip of the drink and said to Nitro: "This game even pays for the birth of a child. Obviously, when Wu and I got married just now, we didn't give money for the marriage."
Nitro also took a sip of wine, thought for a while and replied: "It's because the grid was very high just now. From the perspective of life, when most people are young, what kind of salary do they have to pay for their members?"
"But it's just a game. There's no need for the game to reflect reality in such a weird place! The game is just a game, and reality is reality. There is no connection between the two!" Xia Youjie shouted with some breakdown, why Wutiao Satoru Do you want to look at him like that?It's just a game and it's not his fault, he has no idea about Yuuki!
Sitting directly opposite Xia Youjie looked at his helpless expression, couldn't help covering his mouth and sniggering, and then pressed the button. "Advancing six steps, I was appreciated by my boss for concentrating on work, and my income was 1 yuan. Although it is 100% love career, I have never even touched the edge of love until now."
Hearing this, You Ji stretched out her hand to pat Nitro on the back and said comfortingly, "Gano can find a boyfriend in reality."
This made Nitro's face wrinkle into a ball, "I don't want to find such troublesome things as boyfriends. Having a boyfriend means spending energy to take care of another person's thoughts, but I prefer to stay at home alone and be lazy." on."
Yuuki replied with a smile: "Actually, boyfriend is not as troublesome as you think. Although it takes energy to take care of it, the other party will give you the same care. If you can get rewards for your efforts, isn't it pretty good?" ?”
"Is this the experience I got from my former boyfriend?" Gojo Satoru asked with a smirk, squinting his eyes while supporting the table.
"Of course." Yuuki responded with a smile.
"May I know from which boyfriend I found it?" Gojo Satoru continued to smirk.
"No, what does this matter to Wu Wu? Even if I have made 21 boyfriends in total, each boyfriend has brought me a different experience, but what does this have to do with Wu?" Yuuki said to Gojo Satoru with a perfect smile.
The four eyes met, Gojo Gojo immediately understood that Yuki said this because she deliberately wanted to annoy him.
No way, using such childish means to retaliate.Even though he thought so in his heart, the smile on Gojo Satoru's mouth couldn't help but widen.He knew it was naive to think like this, and he looked like a pervert.
However, You Ji had a total of 23 boyfriends.Gojo Satoru thought with squinted eyes.Can't even remember the number?
"Is that so?" Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki with a smile, his smile was as bright as the sun in midsummer.
That bright smile rushed into Yuuki's eyes, and suddenly she lost her temper.Forget it, anyway, isn’t it like this from childhood to enlightenment?What is she angry with him?
After realizing that Yuuki was no longer angry, Gojo Satoru suddenly put his hands on the table and moved to Yuuki's side.Yuuki leaned back slightly, but there was humid heat coming from her ears, Wu could clearly hear Wu's breathing, and he whispered to her: "So far, I have dated 23 boyfriends, so don't forget them when you quarrel next time." .”
With a cry, Yuuki pushed Gojo Gojo away, and Gojo laughed and stood up.The board of the game is disturbed and can no longer see the original appearance.
Xia Youjie's heart finally fell back into his stomach, and he let out a soft breath, finally he didn't have to face the embarrassing situation just now.
"Are you a pervert?" Yuuki tremblingly asked Gojo Satoru, "I thought it was too much for you to threaten others when I first fell in love. But why do you remember it better than me!"
"Ha, if you cry again after being bullied, I will have a headache." Gojo Gori said confidently.
Yuuki didn't know what to say, "Please, I haven't cried for a long time, don't hold on to that matter, can you?"
"Who told the benefactor who saved him when he was young that he would marry him when he grows up, only to find out that he has a wife and cried for two days?" Ji's dark history was revealed again.
"That's because I'm afraid that I'll be the only one left in the end, and it's not just because of that." Yuuki blushed as if she had drunk fake wine, and began to blew her mind.
Nitro picks up the drink You Ji is drinking and smells it, good guy, I really drank wine, three degrees of fruit wine.Ton Ton Ton, who drank half a bottle of shochu and still remained expressionless, thought, You are really weak, Yuuki.
"Why are you afraid? Aren't I going to be with you all the time?" Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki in confusion.
"But Wu will get married, and I will get married too. We will be separated and we can't be together again." You Ji was obviously a little confused, and directly said something that she would never say normally.
"Is it possible that Wu will marry me? I don't want to. Marrying a friend or something is too strange. Besides, friendship is much more reliable than love..." As he spoke, Yuki's eyelids became heavier and heavier.She rubbed her head, hugged a pillow, ran to the sofa and curled up to sleep.
"...We don't need to get married, it's not impossible to be friends for life." Wujo Satoru lowered his eyes halfway, and said to himself a little disappointed.
Xia Youjie, who was watching from the side, almost gasped. He felt that his thinking was still too conservative compared to these two children who grew up in a big feudal family.
"Sure enough, I still can't understand the thinking of rich people like them." Xia Youjie said to Nitro.
Nitro slumped, took another sip of shochu, patted Xia Youjie on the shoulder and said, "It's not your fault, it's because we can't understand the idiot's thinking."
Gojo Satoru looked at the two of them talking about cross talk there, twisted his eyebrows and said in dissatisfaction: "What's so difficult to understand? I can understand Yuki's thoughts very well."
"Because both of you are idiots." Nitro said bluntly, "Idiots in love."
You Ji listened to their voices in a daze, and suddenly remembered that she hadn't made lunch yet.Hastily put down the pillow in his hand and ran to turn on the TV, Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki like that, and knew that she wanted to put "Robot Carnival" on to cook again.
He hurriedly shouted to You Ji: "I put the disc on the second floor, you can't find it on the first floor.
You Ji's body stiffened when she heard these words, and she replied sullenly: "I know, you don't need to say it."
Gojo Satoru grimaced helplessly, regardless of whether Yuuki could see it or not.
Although Gojo Satoru looked unhappy, his feet were not idle at all.He said hello to Glass, then quickly ran to Yuki's side, squeezed together with her and happily selected discs.
Nitrozi was full after drinking, burped with alcohol smell and asked Xia Youjie, "Are you still playing the game?"
"What do you think?" Xia Youjie replied with dead fish eyes, he didn't want to play this game anymore.In the end, he was the only one who was frightened, and the person involved didn't care at all.What's the point?Is he unlucky?
Everyone thought about it and found it very reasonable, so they put restrictions on themselves: no cheating is allowed when playing games today.
It's just... After the game was played, everyone began to think about why they couldn't cheat. If someone cheated, things wouldn't be as embarrassing as they are now.
"Advance four grids to the relationship change grid, quarreled with her husband because of family relations, ran away from home angrily, and started an extramarital affair with the player in the nearest grid, but was discovered by her husband and divorced. Lost [-] yen." Yuki said. The voice became smaller and smaller, but the smile on his face couldn't help but enlarge.
Xia Youjie looked at his chess piece next to Youji and fell silent.
Gojo Satoru, who was originally smiling, also lost the smile on his face, for no other reason.He is the husband who married You Ji in the marriage grid in the last round.
"No, I will never get a divorce. I will kill my mistress and then think about other issues." Gojo Satoru said.
Xia Youjie silently sat a little further away from Wujo Wujo, and said, "I know what I did was wrong, but Wujo, you are too extreme!"
"...Let me tell you, this is just a game, isn't it a little too serious?" Nitro complained silently.
The game Yuuki and the others are currently playing is called "Happy Life ~ Love Career 100%", which is a board game that Gojo Satoru collected at some point.The gameplay is similar to Monopoly, but besides the basic options of accumulating wealth and losing money, the content in each grid also includes the content of love.
Although everyone didn't think about playing this game at first, Yuuki, who was bound and blindfolded, happened to find this game from Gojo Satoru's pile of games.So everyone started playing.
But... no one said that this game would be so evil!
Gojo Satoru gritted his teeth and clicked the small button for random number generation.Yes, in order to prevent the conjurers present from using their hands to control the numbers on the dice and the turntable.They play this game with a random number generator that cannot be cheated. The random number is controlled between 1-9, and the output number is as many as possible.
"Advance three grids. Frustrated in love, proud in money. Because of a bad mood, he used some shady means to make money. The income is [-] yen." Gojo Wu read the words on the grid with a dark face.
Meaning... unexpectedly accurate, this is indeed what Gojo Wu did!
Xia Youjie stared at the content in the five frames in front of him: because women are too popular, they have caused constant sexual disputes.The wife couldn't bear to ask for a divorce.Lost [-] yen.
Smiling reluctantly and pressing the random number generator, Xia Youjie kept praying in his heart: Please, come up with five.
The flickering red light stopped slowly, it was the number nine, advancing nine spaces.Looking at the contents of the grid, Xia Youjie broke out in a cold sweat, and read the words on it stiffly: "Because the relationship between the husband and wife is too affectionate, we adjusted the oil and gave birth to a child. The rest of the players paid [-] yen."
With a snap, Gojo Satoru made a long face, and handed over [-] yen sinisterly.
Xia Youjie took it with half-closed eyes, he felt that what he took was not money, but a curse from Wujo Wuxia.
Yuuki and Glass had a pleasant chat.You Ji took a sip of the drink and said to Nitro: "This game even pays for the birth of a child. Obviously, when Wu and I got married just now, we didn't give money for the marriage."
Nitro also took a sip of wine, thought for a while and replied: "It's because the grid was very high just now. From the perspective of life, when most people are young, what kind of salary do they have to pay for their members?"
"But it's just a game. There's no need for the game to reflect reality in such a weird place! The game is just a game, and reality is reality. There is no connection between the two!" Xia Youjie shouted with some breakdown, why Wutiao Satoru Do you want to look at him like that?It's just a game and it's not his fault, he has no idea about Yuuki!
Sitting directly opposite Xia Youjie looked at his helpless expression, couldn't help covering his mouth and sniggering, and then pressed the button. "Advancing six steps, I was appreciated by my boss for concentrating on work, and my income was 1 yuan. Although it is 100% love career, I have never even touched the edge of love until now."
Hearing this, You Ji stretched out her hand to pat Nitro on the back and said comfortingly, "Gano can find a boyfriend in reality."
This made Nitro's face wrinkle into a ball, "I don't want to find such troublesome things as boyfriends. Having a boyfriend means spending energy to take care of another person's thoughts, but I prefer to stay at home alone and be lazy." on."
Yuuki replied with a smile: "Actually, boyfriend is not as troublesome as you think. Although it takes energy to take care of it, the other party will give you the same care. If you can get rewards for your efforts, isn't it pretty good?" ?”
"Is this the experience I got from my former boyfriend?" Gojo Satoru asked with a smirk, squinting his eyes while supporting the table.
"Of course." Yuuki responded with a smile.
"May I know from which boyfriend I found it?" Gojo Satoru continued to smirk.
"No, what does this matter to Wu Wu? Even if I have made 21 boyfriends in total, each boyfriend has brought me a different experience, but what does this have to do with Wu?" Yuuki said to Gojo Satoru with a perfect smile.
The four eyes met, Gojo Gojo immediately understood that Yuki said this because she deliberately wanted to annoy him.
No way, using such childish means to retaliate.Even though he thought so in his heart, the smile on Gojo Satoru's mouth couldn't help but widen.He knew it was naive to think like this, and he looked like a pervert.
However, You Ji had a total of 23 boyfriends.Gojo Satoru thought with squinted eyes.Can't even remember the number?
"Is that so?" Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki with a smile, his smile was as bright as the sun in midsummer.
That bright smile rushed into Yuuki's eyes, and suddenly she lost her temper.Forget it, anyway, isn’t it like this from childhood to enlightenment?What is she angry with him?
After realizing that Yuuki was no longer angry, Gojo Satoru suddenly put his hands on the table and moved to Yuuki's side.Yuuki leaned back slightly, but there was humid heat coming from her ears, Wu could clearly hear Wu's breathing, and he whispered to her: "So far, I have dated 23 boyfriends, so don't forget them when you quarrel next time." .”
With a cry, Yuuki pushed Gojo Gojo away, and Gojo laughed and stood up.The board of the game is disturbed and can no longer see the original appearance.
Xia Youjie's heart finally fell back into his stomach, and he let out a soft breath, finally he didn't have to face the embarrassing situation just now.
"Are you a pervert?" Yuuki tremblingly asked Gojo Satoru, "I thought it was too much for you to threaten others when I first fell in love. But why do you remember it better than me!"
"Ha, if you cry again after being bullied, I will have a headache." Gojo Gori said confidently.
Yuuki didn't know what to say, "Please, I haven't cried for a long time, don't hold on to that matter, can you?"
"Who told the benefactor who saved him when he was young that he would marry him when he grows up, only to find out that he has a wife and cried for two days?" Ji's dark history was revealed again.
"That's because I'm afraid that I'll be the only one left in the end, and it's not just because of that." Yuuki blushed as if she had drunk fake wine, and began to blew her mind.
Nitro picks up the drink You Ji is drinking and smells it, good guy, I really drank wine, three degrees of fruit wine.Ton Ton Ton, who drank half a bottle of shochu and still remained expressionless, thought, You are really weak, Yuuki.
"Why are you afraid? Aren't I going to be with you all the time?" Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki in confusion.
"But Wu will get married, and I will get married too. We will be separated and we can't be together again." You Ji was obviously a little confused, and directly said something that she would never say normally.
"Is it possible that Wu will marry me? I don't want to. Marrying a friend or something is too strange. Besides, friendship is much more reliable than love..." As he spoke, Yuki's eyelids became heavier and heavier.She rubbed her head, hugged a pillow, ran to the sofa and curled up to sleep.
"...We don't need to get married, it's not impossible to be friends for life." Wujo Satoru lowered his eyes halfway, and said to himself a little disappointed.
Xia Youjie, who was watching from the side, almost gasped. He felt that his thinking was still too conservative compared to these two children who grew up in a big feudal family.
"Sure enough, I still can't understand the thinking of rich people like them." Xia Youjie said to Nitro.
Nitro slumped, took another sip of shochu, patted Xia Youjie on the shoulder and said, "It's not your fault, it's because we can't understand the idiot's thinking."
Gojo Satoru looked at the two of them talking about cross talk there, twisted his eyebrows and said in dissatisfaction: "What's so difficult to understand? I can understand Yuki's thoughts very well."
"Because both of you are idiots." Nitro said bluntly, "Idiots in love."
You Ji listened to their voices in a daze, and suddenly remembered that she hadn't made lunch yet.Hastily put down the pillow in his hand and ran to turn on the TV, Gojo Satoru looked at Yuuki like that, and knew that she wanted to put "Robot Carnival" on to cook again.
He hurriedly shouted to You Ji: "I put the disc on the second floor, you can't find it on the first floor.
You Ji's body stiffened when she heard these words, and she replied sullenly: "I know, you don't need to say it."
Gojo Satoru grimaced helplessly, regardless of whether Yuuki could see it or not.
Although Gojo Satoru looked unhappy, his feet were not idle at all.He said hello to Glass, then quickly ran to Yuki's side, squeezed together with her and happily selected discs.
Nitrozi was full after drinking, burped with alcohol smell and asked Xia Youjie, "Are you still playing the game?"
"What do you think?" Xia Youjie replied with dead fish eyes, he didn't want to play this game anymore.In the end, he was the only one who was frightened, and the person involved didn't care at all.What's the point?Is he unlucky?
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