I heard that the master is soft and cute [Entertainment circle]

Xun Xiaoqiu swallowed the nuts and explained seriously:

"Our monastic sects are roughly divided into several categories. Some specialize in eliminating evil and ghosts, some study Fengshui divination, and some seek longevity... If they are of the same kind, there will be associations and cooperation between them. For some missions, the relationship will be closer, and they are usually referred to as brothers. For example, my teacher, Lun Tianzong, and the Yinyang Gate where Senior Brother Yi Zhang belongs to both focus on exorcising ghosts and evil spirits. They will call each other brothers."

"Oh~, that's how it is." Ye Yangzuo suddenly realized.

But Su, in fact, what Xun Xiaoqiu said just now, Yi Zhang told Ye Yang a long time ago... Yi Zhang even told Ye Yang that because his school was established late and its prestige was low, in order to avoid the suspicion of flattery and clinging, the disciples of their school Generally, they would not take the initiative to call Lun Tianzong disciples brothers.

Ye Yang used his little brain, frowned, and tricked Yi Zhang: "But I heard Yi Zhang talk, he never seems to call you junior?"

Ye Yang's tone sounded like Yi Zhang looked down on Xun Xiaoqiu. Xun Xiaoqiu, who didn't know the truth, froze when picking nuts in the pouch, and hurriedly explained: "It's like this, my sect, Luntian Sect, is the longest established sect today. Martial sect, Senior Brother Yi’s Yin Yang Sect has only been around for a hundred years, and he only joined the association in recent years. Uh..."

Xun Xiaoqiu was embarrassed for a moment, but continued, "Actually, cultivators may not be as gentle as the world thinks, and there are also some people who praise the high and trample the low. Some disciples of the big sect don't like being treated by the small sect. His disciples are called senior brothers, so..."

Seeing that Xun Xiaoqiu was in a dilemma, Ye Yang took the initiative to answer the words: "So in fact, your cultivation sects are the same as in the secular world. The big sects play with the big sects, and the small sects play with the small sects?"

Xun Xiaoqiu nodded.

"Then, as a disciple of the Luntian Sect, if you show your favor to the Yin Yang Sect, I'm afraid it won't please you?" Ye Yang understood human affairs very well, and looked at Xun Xiaoqiu with gentle eyes.

The daughter-in-law is really beautiful!Out of the mud but not stained, beating is like the purest white in the mire... Ah bah, those flowers seem to be used to scold people now, Ye Yang hastily cut off his brain.

Xun Xiaoqiu looked at Ye Yang, and his heart tightened.It seems that I have completely smeared the sect of cultivating immortals...

President, stop your guesswork!Everyone is just a little vain, not as intriguing as you think! !

Xun Xiaoqiu immediately gave a detailed explanation.

Seeing Ye Yang pretending to "agree with his mouth, but not believe it in his heart", Xun Xiaoqiu finally decided that he still had to say something!Let's save the image of Xiuxian sect!

So after much deliberation, Xun Xiaoqiu decided to confess the history of his master's stupidity: "Everyone really doesn't have so many bad intentions, and in fact, I have always called Yi Zhang Senior Brother Yi, and there is another reason."

"Oh?" Ye Yang's eyes lit up, full of secret joy that the fish took the bait.

I have to say that Mr. Ye really knows the skills of chatting cliché~

The light in the auditorium was very dark, Xun Xiaoqiu didn't see the light flashing in Ye Yang's eyes, and said seriously: "This starts with my master. You have seen my master, although he looks a little unstable... ..."

Ye Yang looks at the sky, isn't that a little unsteady, that's... very unsteady!

Ye Yang originally wanted to coax Xiaoqiu to his side, so he would brag about Xun Xiaoqiu in Luntianzong, so that his teacher would let him go down the mountain.But I didn't expect Xiaoqiu's master to crawl along the pole, close his eyes and blow more outrageously than Ye Yang...

Xun Xiaoqiu glanced at Ye Yang, coughed slightly in embarrassment, and then said: "But he is actually very powerful, and he became famous in the Taoist circle very early. Because of his advanced cultivation, he is also the direct heir of the Luntian Sect master. Disciple, there are many people who want to worship my master, but the master is picky and has never accepted disciples..."

Xun Xiaoqiu noticed that the smile on Ye Yang's face was getting deeper, and couldn't help but blush.

Isn't it a compliment to say that the master is picky about his apprenticeship?But he is really not!

Xun Xiaoqiu gritted his teeth, tried to put aside the sense of shame, and continued quickly:

"Later, when the master was exorcising demons, he finally met a child that he liked very much and wanted to take him as a disciple. The child's family was a victim of evil spirits. He was very grateful for being rescued by the ascetic. The child's Parents are very willing to let the child worship my master as a teacher, but because the evil spirits have not been eradicated at that time, and the people have not settled properly, so the master made an agreement with the parents of the child, and when everything is settled, he will formally accept the child. disciple."

"Confiscated successfully?" Ye Yang has read too many scripts and is very sensitive to this obvious flag.

Xun Xiaoqiu nodded, "Well, it's a pity that things didn't go as planned. At that time, Senior Brother Yi Zhang's master also participated in the extermination of demons, and he also took a fancy to that child, so he immediately accepted him as his apprentice."

Ye Yang laughed lightly, "So your master is late?"

Xun Xiaoqiu shook his head, "No. In fact, my master came first on a first come, first served basis. But the bad thing was that there were so many people at that time. When the master found the parents of the child, the child was not with them, so he had no way of knowing what happened. It was a master-student agreement. When everything settled down and the master came to the door as promised, I found out that the child had already worshiped Brother Yi's master as his teacher."

Ye Yang deeply sympathized with Xiaoqiu's master, so everything should be done early!And from this, it can be seen how wise it is for him to decisively abduct his wife from his side!

It doesn't matter if you haven't left the teacher yet, how can you wait for such a big event as chasing your wife, maybe the daughter-in-law will become someone else's family after a few days!

Ye Yang asked: "Then what happened?"

"Later, my master wanted to forcibly seize disciples, so he agreed to a competition with Brother Yi Zhang's master. After all, Lun Tianzong has always been one of the best sects in the monastic world, and the Yin Yang Sect at that time had just applied to join the association. My master I think the child must want to worship him as a teacher, but he was caught by that old thief..."

"Cough," Xun Xiaoqiu spoke quickly, and accidentally called out the master's daily name, and quickly corrected: "No, I was detained by Brother Yi Zhang's master. The result of the competition is that my master won. Win Afterwards, the master was very proud, but the child said to my master that since he has already worshiped the master, he has recognized the master, and there is absolutely no reason to change the teacher to whoever is stronger..."

Ye Yang is silent, a child can have such a magnanimity, it is not in vain that the two masters of Taoism are interested in him.It's just that the child has said this, so can Master Xiaoqiu still pester him endlessly?

Sure enough, I heard Xiaoqiu say: "Master can't pester him anymore, he can only watch the child being taken to the Yin Yang Gate. But the master has always refused to give up, insisting on calling the child a disciple, insisting on saying yes My apprentice was abducted by gangsters and went to the Yin Yang Gate to be a guest. A few years later, Master accepted me as an apprentice, and has always asked me to take care of Senior Brother Yuan Qian, that is, the kid back then, called Senior Brother."

Ye Yang was dumbfounded, is this all right?This is too childish...

But who is Su Ye always? How could he say that his daughter-in-law's master is childish in front of his daughter-in-law!So the words came out of his mouth and became: "Master, the old man is really full of childlike innocence."

Xun Xiaoqiu smiled, and said to Ye Yang, "Hey, that's right, super childish. In fact, in Xiuxian sect, everyone will have disputes and contests, just like my master and brother Yi Zhang's master, but most of the time there is no dispute." What a bad heart. Because I have to call Senior Brother Yuan Qian Senior Brother, so I can only call all Yin Yang Sect disciples Senior Brother without discrimination."

Ye Yang was happy, Master Xiaoqiu not only sent one apprentice to Yin Yang Sect, but also sent two apprentices...

Knowing more about Xun Xiaoqiu's past life, Ye Yang was very happy, and asked, "Xiaoqiu, how did you become a teacher?"

Xun Xiaoqiu's smiling face froze immediately, he was stunned for a moment, turned his head to look at the stage and said cheerfully: "We talked for a long time just now, what is this show about, I don't even understand it."

"!"

Ye Yang is keenly aware of the situation. Xiao Qiu is too obvious to change the subject, and knowing that he will see it, he must change the subject. Then... I am afraid that is a bad past...

Ye Yang understood, turned his head to glance at the stage, and told Xun Xiaoqiu the story that was being performed on the stage in detail.

This is an alternative ancient costume time-travel drama that Yanggu Entertainment will invest in and start filming. It tells the story of a modern woman who became an ancient concubine and had a relationship with the emperor with a big pig's hoof.

The script of the TV series version is full of humor.

In the first half of the story, the heroine is bound to a traversal system. In the boring life of the harem, the system tells the heroine that as long as she continues to die, she has a reason to perform "one cry, two tears" in front of the emperor a hundred times. Three times hanged herself", she will receive a wifi mobile phone from the system as a gift.

The heroine who is as calm as a chrysanthemum (in fact, she only wants to eat and support the elderly) must have never been calm!That's a mobile phone!That's a mobile phone that can connect to the Internet! ! !Wouldn't it be more fun to continue eating and waiting for death with a mobile phone!

So the heroine started to die in every possible way, and went to the emperor every day to make a happy life. After that, she successfully got the mobile phone and abandoned the big pig's hoof that she had been harassing all the time.

Big pig's hoof is so unhappy, but fortunately, the system still remembers that he is the male protagonist, which helped him know the existence of the mobile phone, so the male protagonist, female protagonist and the mobile phone opened up the three "persons" in the second half Happy life in the palace, happily pretentious in the palace~ Finally, the mobile phone retired, and the hero and heroine tied the knot.

Because Xun Xiaoqiu didn't want the party to excite the crowd, Ye Yang thought of this ready-made script.The hero and heroine of this drama have been selected, and Fuhuadao has been prepared, and the story itself is very joyful, which is just suitable for enlivening the atmosphere of the party.

So after the adaptation, a more condensed, exaggerated, and stage-appropriate story was staged like this...

On the stage, in a scene that Xun Xiaoqiu couldn't understand before, the heroine saw through Concubine A's plot to frame Concubine B, but neither reminded Concubine B nor exposed Concubine A, but took the blame herself , shed tears of pain after being punished by the emperor, crying: "Your Majesty, don't you love me! Don't you really love me!!"

After Ye Yang's explanation, Xun Xiaoqiu was embarrassed, this plot, if you didn't read the previous story seriously, it's really hard to understand based on common sense...

But when he knew the cause and effect, Xun Xiaoqiu slowly immersed himself in the story.Because although the story is exaggerated, the actors on stage are all professional actors with excellent acting skills, and the props and costumes are also extremely sophisticated.

Seeing the real smile on Xun Xiaoqiu's face, Ye Yang's brows relaxed accordingly, and he was about to guide his wife to say a few nice words to praise him for making up the program, when he saw the two leading actors on the stage hug each other, holding their hands high. Mobile phone:

"The mountain has no edges, and the heaven and the earth are in harmony, so dare to be with you! Ye's cooperation Lavo mobile phone, a good leisure partner, a good helper in palace fighting, you are worth having!~"