First-class traitor, second-class adulterer

What do you think, Brother Zhuo? "

"My virtuous brother is too humble. I think it is very good for my brother." Zhuo Shaoqing waved his hands politely, thinking that those ancient poems that were so hard to memorize in elementary school would finally have some use. "Brother Qiao, what do you think?"

Zhuo Yiqi and Ding Fenghan stared blankly at the two people who were burning with the smell of gunpowder just now, and now they looked like they were close friends, and they both thought, you should all go to sing.

What else can Qiao Hanyun say?It was just a casual sarcasm, but who would have thought that these two people seemed to have not heard the meaning at all, and each of them praised and praised each other, blocking his escape route, and did not dare to really offend the two of them too much. People, they had no choice but to nod with a half-smile, thinking that it's over anyway, and they're in a good mood, so it doesn't matter if they go shopping with them.

At that moment, Qiao Hanyun walked to the front and introduced the two of them one after another. The two answered with a smile on their faces and made eye contact with each other.

Because it was Jian Tan who answered the words first and agreed with him, Zhuo Shaoqing swept over first: "Do him first together?"

Jian Tan returned a smiling look: You are smart, but you can't let him eat it first.

Zhuo Shaoqing nodded, looked at Qiao Hanyun as if he was looking at prey, and then glanced at Jian Tan: that kid is more annoying to me than you.

Jian Tan rolled his eyes at him: Do you think you are okay?

After the mutual exchange of ideas, it didn’t take long to come to the ten-mile maple forest on the outskirts of the city. Qiao Hanyun pointed at the maple forest rather impatiently, “This is it, the inside of the maple forest is very big, be careful to get lost, let’s take a look outside here gone."

Zhuo and Jian looked at each other again and nodded in satisfaction. The two seemed to have a good relationship, and they almost went in holding hands.

"Oh, brother Jian Xian, look, the scenery here is really beautiful."

"Brother Zhuo, come here, it's a surprise that this red maple has such a wonderful posture."

"Brother Jian, go this way, be careful."

"Brother Zhuo, look at this side, it's really wonderful. As you said, the maple leaves that are as red as February flowers have a special taste."

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The corners of Ding Fenghan's mouth twitched slightly, he really couldn't understand the hypocrisy of these two people, over there Zhuo Yiqi seemed to be encouraged, and greeted him, "Ding Ding, we also want to love each other, right, look——" But just now As soon as he finished speaking, he felt a cold face, and Ding Fenghan drew his sword and pointed at him coldly.

Qiao Hanyun just felt that the two of them were just looking at them casually. Standing outside, they were not paying attention for a while. Where? I lost my way, how do I go back?"

"Oh, Brother Qiao, I can't find my way either. This maple forest is really amazing." Jian Tan also said at the right time.

Qiao Hanyun gritted his teeth and cursed for trouble, but he didn't dare to leave the two of them here. If something happened to him, he really couldn't bear it, so he had to find it...

The author has something to say: In the next chapter, Qiao Hanyun is unable to vomit blood... You guys understand~~

Brother Zhuo and Brother Jian

"Brother Zhuo Xian, brother Jian Xian, where are you?" Qiao Hanyun shouted as he walked.

Zhuo Shaoqing's voice came from afar, "It's over here, we don't know where it is."

Upon hearing this, Qiao Hanyun walked away again, and immediately said loudly: "Stand still, otherwise I will not be able to find you."

Helpless, Qiao Hanyun continued to go deeper and walked for a while, and suddenly heard Zhuo Shaoqing yell, as if he had encountered something terrible, Qiao Hanyun frowned, thinking what happened, he really couldn't tell, everyone Everyone knew that it was the maple forest that followed him.

After walking for a while, Qiao Hanyun suddenly felt a pain in the back of his head, and he fell straight to the ground. Then he felt that someone stepped on several big holes behind him, unable to move, he hurriedly asked: "Who? What do you want to do?" As soon as the voice fell, I heard about ten more people walking out of the forest, and only one person said in a vicious voice: "I opened this mountain, and I planted this forest. I walked around the uncle's site at night, thinking about it." dead, right?"

"...Who are you?" Qiao Hanyun was taken aback, thinking left and right, never heard that there are strong people near Zhongzhou City.

As soon as he finished speaking, the man kicked him hard on the back, "Master, I will change my name and sit down, and I will not change my surname, Hu Hansan is the same, if you are sensible, hand over the money quickly, or I will rape you and then kill you little boy! "

Just as Qiao Hanyun was about to ask something, he hesitated for a while, and then felt that several people came up and kicked him fiercely, and there were still people applauding behind him, and he groaned in pain at the moment, and dared not say anything, and hurriedly said that he had money , told them not to do anything, and sure enough someone stepped forward and touched him clean, he was relieved and thought it was all right, who would have thought that Hu Hansan snorted coldly, "He actually brought more than 5000 taels of silver notes. I hate rich people, what if I hate the rich? Brothers, beat me up and let you show off next time!"

Qiao Hanyun choked speechlessly, was beaten dizzy, finally, several people stopped fighting, and the group of strong men quickly withdrew.

******

In the maple forest over there, Zhuo Shaoqing counted the banknotes and divided the spoils. Taking advantage of Zhuo Shaoqing's inattention, Jian Tan took 100 taels of banknotes from him. Zhuo Shaoqing stared over, and Jian Tan stared back, "Noon money for meals."

Zhuo Shao tilted his mouth and twitched, "Jian Tan, are you a man, do you still remember?"

"As for, I'm never used to losing money." Jian Tan said lightly.

"Hey, hey, in terms of reasoning, we should put in more effort here. Without my Ruhua family, how could it be so smooth?" Zhuo Shaoqing is not at a disadvantage, and it is clear that the matter has become a division of spoils at the moment.

"Hey, it's as if Feng Han didn't make a move. You can knock him down without anyone noticing, can you?"

Zhuo Shaoqing said again, "Jian Tan, feel your conscience and say, it's easy to put him down, the one who gave us an alibi is like a flower, and his ventriloquism is amazing, except for him, I guarantee that there will be no five in the world. "

"Ahem..." Jian Tan coughed a few times, touched his chest a few times, looked at Zhuo Shaoqing with a confused face, "Where is my conscience? I can't touch it."

Zhuo Shaoqing: "..."

"Why don't you touch it, do you have a conscience?" Jian Tan smiled faintly.

"Yes, we are pure men, and we don't care about you, you little boy." Zhuo Shaoqing stretched out his hand and invited Zhuo Yiqi, "Ruhua, don't you think so?"

"Master Ruhua, you are just like a flower!" Zhuo Yiqi threw him away angrily, he had already discovered that Zhuo Shaoqing's mean mouth had given him a new nickname.

Ding Fenghan looked at the three of them expressionlessly, and he suddenly had a sense of superiority that he was the only normal person.

******

"Oh, Brother Jian, why hasn't Brother Qiao come to see us?"

"Could it be left first?"

The two pretended to share the spoils, and the two brothers came out to take the curtain call after performing their tricks. Qiao Hanyun was lying on the ground after his acupuncture points were tapped. He was thinking whether to call the two of them over, and then heard Zhuo Shaoqing He exclaimed in surprise: "Brother Jian, look, what is that lump of khaki khaki with a little white? It looks like someone whose white clothes are stained with feces?"

Zhuo Shaoqing, what are you implying?Do I need to describe it that way?

Jian Tan glared at the person next to him, feeling like he wanted to vomit that day, but the play still has to go on, luckily it doesn't matter if his smile is stiffer at night, "Go and see."

The moment the two walked over, Zhuo Shaoqing raised his foot and kicked again, "Is he dead or not? He didn't make a sound."

Not to be outdone, Jian Tan watched Zhuo Shaoqing kick the same way, as if imagining that this kick would be on Zhuo Shaoqing sooner or later, "Are you dead?"

Qiao Hanyun almost lost his breath when he heard the words of that lump, and when the two of them walked in front of them, before they could speak in embarrassment, they happened to be kicked by Zhuo Shaoqing and passed out.

Zhuo Yiqi stood far away, a little silently sympathizing with Qiao Hanyun at this moment, telling you not to open your eyes, if you offend two people at once, you can't turn your pig's brains around with one person, and won't you be blacked out if you two together?

After a while, Qiao Hanyun woke up leisurely. If he didn't wake up again, his face would be turned into a pig's head by Zhuo Shaoqing. While taking pictures, Zhuo Shaoqing patted desperately like a dead brother, "Brother Qiao, wake up. You can't just go like this, hold on..."

Even the corner of Jian Tan's mouth twitched when he heard it, and then he asked with a strange and worried face according to the script: "Brother Qiao, what's wrong with you?"

"There is a strong man...robbing...robbing wealth..." Qiao Hanyun said weakly, and Zhuo Shaoqing immediately said in surprise: "Ah, Brother Qiao, you have been rebooted? Who the hell is here to defile you!"

"...cough cough..." Qiao Hanyun only felt that he was going to pass out as soon as he rolled his eyes, and he almost vomited blood when he couldn't defend himself. He knew that these two people were disturbed and kind.

"Ah, there is such a thing? Hurry up and report to the official, this broad daylight-cough cough... No, under the beautiful scenery of the moon and stars, there is such a thing that is not as good as a beast..." Jian Tan was naturally one Surprised at first glance, he also agrees with Zhuo Shaoqing.

So the two of them started an in-depth, outrageous, and outrageous discussion about the "defilement" with great indignation. In the end, they directly discussed what punishment should be given to that person, whether it should be cut in half or Ling Chi should avenge him. In fact, he didn't even look at Qiao Hanyun on the ground.Qiao Hanyun finally couldn't help mustering his last strength and shouted, "Are you finished? Save me! And I'm talking about robbery!"

"Cut, it's just robbing money." Zhuo Shaoqing sighed, "It's neither new nor exciting!"

"It seems that our discussion for so long is a waste of expression." Jian Tan also sighed regretfully.

Qiao Hanyun was really about to vomit blood, he just wished that he would be raped first and then killed, and he shouted, "Could it be that you sent those people?"

"Brother Qiao, how can you think like that, it really hurts my brother's heart." Zhuo Shaoqing stepped back a few times with a hurt expression.