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Chapter 43 Let's fall in love

Yu Yu's face turned red, and she jumped up angrily, "You! What nonsense are you talking about?! I was trying to help you, but you made such sarcastic remarks!"

The short ghost rested his feet leisurely, half leaning and half leaning on the tall ghost's body. Just now he was obviously frizzy, but now he is as calm and calm as Lafayette, as if life and death are not in his eyes. He just watched Yu Yu jumping with a smile, "I'm talking nonsense? Then tell me, what nonsense did I say?"

Isn't that the phrase 'love brother'?

But if Yu Yu pointed it out, he was so embarrassed that he could only suffer from being dumb, and his face became more and more red as he suppressed it.

The tall ghost couldn't help but whispered: "Why did you provoke him? We are the ones who made him anxious and unlucky?"

"Shut up! You idiot, look at me." The dwarf lowered his voice and gritted his teeth.

After finishing speaking, he raised his voice again and said, "Hey, kid, since you can't tell me where I'm wrong, then I'm right. Otherwise, you can ask the guy behind you, is he your love brother? He Would you like to be your love brother?"

Yu Yu subconsciously turned his head to look at Liu Shipang, met his dark eyes, and immediately turned his head away like a needle prick, his heart was pounding, and his face was so red that he was on fire, "You, what are you looking at, don't look at it. .”

He didn't know what was going on, if in the past, Cao Maomao and Mei Zhiyi didn't make such jokes less often?Those two people put him and Liu Shipang together all day long, and even went so far.It's just that at that time he didn't feel it, and he didn't care about it. He just listened to it, but now...but he felt flustered and his palms sweated.What kind of "brother love" and "brother love", two men...

Yu Yu couldn't help sneaking a peek at the two male ghosts cuddling together on the lake. As soon as his eyes arrived, he immediately lowered his head as if he had done something wrong, revealing a pair of scorching ears.

As if the dwarf didn't think it was enough, he added fuel to the fire and said, "Little friend, look up."

Yu Yu raised her head and saw the short ghost pull down the tall ghost's neck, and imprinted a hot kiss on it.

The tall man froze, Yu Yu petrified, Liu Shipang raised his eyebrows.

The dwarf was very satisfied with the effect, he let go of the tall man, his eyebrows were flying with pride, "Look, this is the only thing between men, why are you blushing and shy? If you like it, just say it, if you don't like it, kick it He, don't whine, it's annoying to watch. And the fairy behind, do you think you hid it well? His face is cold and his tone is cold, but why don't you freeze your eyes? It's going to snow There are burning eyes staring at his face, wishing to swallow people in one mouthful, this attempt, the idiot next to you can't see it. After all, what is it, like to say it, if you don't like it, you like it Hey, it’s not like you guys are going to engage in a platonic love affair, right? I said, this is not good, the quality of sex life directly affects the quality of the relationship, if there is no harmony on the bed, how can you be stable under the bed, right? "

The more he talked, the more he talked, Yu Yu couldn't listen anymore, he was in a panic, and wanted to run in a hurry, but was stopped by Liu Shipang's arm, he was so anxious that he pushed and kicked, but he didn't dare to look at people.

The dwarf was overly complacent, and was still pointing at Jiangshan with his fingers up, "If you want me to say, anyway, your brother has a love brother who is interested, so it's better to just get it done. It just so happens that there are also matchmakers now, and the moon witnesses. -"

Seeing that Yu Yu was about to explode in a panic, Liu Shipang finally flung his eyes over him, "Shut up.]"

The dwarf shut his mouth in embarrassment, and changed into a smiling face after a while, flattering him: "Hey, Daxian, I'm doing you a favor by piercing the window paper for you. Even if you can't talk about old age, at least you can be regarded as a matchmaker." ? You can’t repay a kindness, and you can’t know that a kindness is not repaid, so that’s fine, you let us go, let’s clean up, how about it?”

Liu Shi Pang embraced the fussy Yu Yu with one hand, waved the other hand to untie the two ghosts, and said impatiently, "Get lost.

The short ghost opened his mouth and wanted to speak, but the tall ghost quickly covered his mouth with his eyes, and lifted him to the bottom of the lake.

The vortex disappeared, the lake water converged, and the lake gradually calmed down, leaving only a monster and a person beside the lake who could not calm down.

Liu Shipang let go of Yu Yu, and as soon as he was free, Yu Yu immediately jumped up, "How can you just let them go like this, what if they still hurt people!"

"It's okay, I set up an enchantment on the lake, they can't come out."

"Then... what if the barrier can't trap them?"

"will not."

"I said what if, what if you can't get stuck?"

Liu Shipang turned to stare at him, "I asked the Mei family to take them in."

"That, that..."

So what?All the excuses were blocked, Gu Zuo said that his trick was useless, Yu Yu's eyes fluttered left and right, in such a cold day, a thin layer of sweat appeared on his forehead, he lowered his head and closed his eyes. Eyes widening, he hurriedly said: "I'll go back to sleep if there's nothing else to do." After speaking, he stepped aside, intending to run away.

Liu Shipang took a step sideways, and blocked his escape route. When Yu Yu went left, he also went left, and when Yu Yu went right, he also went right. In short, he did not let anyone leave.

Yu Yu walked around with him a few times, and finally squatted on the ground with his head in his arms, and yelled grimly, "What are you doing! You have something to say, don't stare at people!"

Liu Shipang stood beside him, and slowly squatted down. He stared at the hair on the top of Yu Yu's head for a while, and slowly moved his hands like teasing a kitten. Falling into his arms, Yu Yu fluttered a few times, and was hugged even tighter by him, trapped in his arms and unable to move. After a while, his whole face was automatically buried in it, leaving only the top of his head protruding. white smoke.

After 11:30 at night, the boys were still fighting the landlords, Xu Fan sat by the window and looked out, hesitating whether to go out to have a look, when the door opened and Yu Yu ran in with a red face, Pick up the backpack and go again.Xu Fan hurried forward and stopped him outside the door, "Are you all right, where are you going?"

Yu Yu scratched her head and smiled, trying her best to conceal her shyness, "A friend of mine is here and lives upstairs. I'll sleep in his room tonight. It's too noisy here, so I can't sleep."

"Friend?" Xu Fan sniffed suspiciously, "Why haven't I seen him during the day, did he come so late? And the evil spirit on your body is getting stronger and stronger, did something happen outside just now? That girl didn't go, right? I saw our monitor looking for her just now, she wasn't going to go out at all, you were cheated."

Yu Yu nodded, "That's right, Zhu Qian didn't come, but it's not a big deal, and I don't have any losses, so it doesn't matter. As for the evil spirit you mentioned, um... things are a bit complicated, I will tell you when I have a chance, Now I have to go up." He pointed to the top of his head.

Xu Fan tilted his head and took a step back, Yu Yu ran towards the stairs, stopped halfway, turned around and whispered: "You are right, there are really ghosts in the lake."

Xu Fan's eyes lit up, and he asked him loudly, "Have you seen it?"

Yu Yu nodded while running away, turned around and disappeared around the corner.

The room on the upper floor was temporarily decided to be opened just now. When registering at the front desk, the staff still stared at Liu Shipang, presumably because they were entangled in the question of 'where did this guest come from'.

As soon as Yu Yu entered the door, he plunged into the bathroom. After taking a shower and brushing his hair, he rushed out on tiptoe and buried himself under the quilt, covering himself tightly with only a pair of eyes exposed. Liu Shipang, there is no silver here and said: "I'm sleepy."

Liu Shipang sat down on the edge of the bed, and he shrank back immediately, holding the quilt tightly with his hands, and the white quilt was wrapped in long strips by him, like a huge steamed bun ready to be cut by a knife.

"Sleep." Liu Shipang said.

"Oh."

Yu Yu closed his eyes, his eyelashes trembling, and after a while he turned over and said in a low voice: "Good night." Then there was no movement, it seemed that he really fell asleep.

Liu Shipang stared at it for a while, then stretched out a finger, and poked Yu Yu's cheek that was red from steam in the bathroom, "...good night."

The next day when Yu Yu woke up, he vaguely saw Liu Shipang sitting by the side. This scene was very common in the illusion. He greeted unconsciously, and then rolled twice in the comfortable air-conditioned quilt. , I slowly remembered that something extraordinary seemed to have happened last night.

Liu Shipang saw the huge steamed bun roll from one side of the bed to the other, and then rolled back very leisurely and cheerfully, and then suddenly, like corn kernels bursting into popcorn, with a 'boom', the stuffing wrapped in the center of the steamed bun Son, it's ripe.

He found it interesting, walked to the edge of the bed, pushed aside the quilt, and dug out the face buried inside.Yu Yu blushed, her eyes were wet, and she was extremely shy, "Willow, I, we..."

Liu Shipang hummed lightly, crossed his armpits and lifted him up against the head of the bed, waiting for him to speak.

Without the cover of the quilt, Yu Yu was even more at a loss, he hesitated for a long time, and said out of nowhere: "Are we talking, are we dating?"

Liu Shi Pang seemed to let out a short laugh, but Yu Yu didn't dare to look at him, and lowered his head even lower, "Yes."

"……Oh."

The two were relatively silent.

Yu Yudi glanced at him quickly, and pushed away the quilt, "I have to go back and find my classmate..."

"Go eat breakfast, and then go after eating."

"What about you? Are you leaving?"

"I'll accompany you. I'll leave after you finish eating."

"Okay." The mood suddenly soared, Yu Yu jumped out of bed, put on her clothes and shoes, rushed into the bathroom energetically to tidy up, and followed Liu Shipang to the downstairs restaurant for breakfast.

It’s late in the east at this time of year. Even though it’s almost seven o’clock, the sky looks early. Looking out from the large floor-to-ceiling windows of the restaurant, the sky is clear and dark blue. Not far away, the boats on the lake are dotted with lights, which is peaceful and peaceful. .There were a few early risers scattered in the restaurant, and Yu Yu and Liu Shipang were sitting behind a tall plant by the window, unobtrusive.

Yu Yu picked up a quarter of the poached egg and handed it to Liu Shipang's mouth, but he shook his head and refused. He didn't care, and stuffed it into his mouth with one mouthful, a lump bulging on his cheek.Liu Shi Pang sat across from him and watched him silently, the little twist when he woke up in the morning was slowly fading away with the gradually whitening sky.

After eating, Yu Yu went to join the army, Liu Shipang checked out of the room and found a secluded place to cast spells and leave.

When everyone got together in the morning, it was inevitable that they would see Zhu Qian again. Although Yu Yu consciously didn't care about her, she was always a little awkward.On the contrary, she still talks and laughs with the girls as usual, and occasionally looks at Yu, and smiles at him generously, making Yu Yu wonder if she is too small.

Xu Fan was aroused by him last night and insisted that Yu Yu describe to him what the ghosts in the lake look like.It's just that Yu Yu doesn't remember anything else. When thinking of those two ghosts, all he can think of is that hot kiss and the two bodies that are clinging together. Talk about coping.

In the afternoon, a group of people finally boarded the return car with unfulfilled feelings. They didn't sleep well last night, and fell asleep crookedly on the back of the chair as soon as they got in the car.Yu Yu was sitting by the window, looking at the receding camphor trees on the side of the road, his thoughts gradually became blurred, and he thought vaguely, although he didn't have a good time on this trip, but there was an extra partner coming out, I don't know if this deal is worth it cost-effective.

At night Liu Shipang came at the usual time, and when Yu Yu felt sleepy at ten o'clock he left, no different from usual.This situation lasted for a few days, and one night after he left, Yu Yu tossed and turned on the bed, unable to fall asleep for a long time, and finally slipped out of bed and called Hu Feng.

Most college boys are night owls, and Hu Feng is no exception. At this point, he is still looking at the computer energetically. When the phone rings, his eyes are still fixed on the screen.

"Hey?"

"Brother, it's me, Yu Yu, are you asleep?"

"Comrade Yuyu? Hey, this is rare. You haven't slept or slept. It's rare that you take the initiative to call your brother. Even if I fall asleep, I have to get out of bed and stand by, right?" Hu Feng turned off the page, sat on the chair and stretched Play around the table.

Yu Yu amused him and said, "That's good, I have a question to ask you."

"Let's talk, brother must know everything and say everything."

"You..." Yu Yu pursed her lips, feeling embarrassed to ask, "What do you usually do when you are in love with your sister-in-law?"

"...Eh? I said Comrade Yuyu, why are you asking this?"

"No, nothing, I'll just ask."

Hu Feng obviously didn't believe it, "Comrade Yuyu, you're out of luck. Tell me, are you hiding something from me, eh? Which class is the girl? Do I know her?"

"No, no girls..."

Hu Feng cocked his mouth and clicked twice, but still didn't believe it.

Yu Yu was sweating on his forehead, feeling guilty, "I'm serious, there really isn't..."

"Okay, okay, I won't embarrass you. One day, if you don't feel shy, bring her to me. Senior brother treats you to dinner."

"...Okay, I see, thank you brother."

"Thank you. As for what you said about being in love, it's actually very simple. Girls, you have to coax her to know. Call her if you have anything to do. She cares about you. She may think you are annoying, but she is still very happy in her heart, but Don't be too aggressive. One or two phone calls a day is enough. Anyway, if you are in the same school, you can meet every day, and bring her breakfast and dinner together. These are normal, and sometimes you can Go to a movie with her, drink a cup of milk tea, go shopping together hand in hand, watch the moon and stars kiss and kiss each other, and bear with each other when there are conflicts. In fact, this is all superficial work. If you really like someone and really want to treat her well, it’s natural You just know what she wants and what you should do, not to mention that it’s up to the two of you in the end, I can only give you some advice, I don’t know if it works, right?”

"Yeah, yeah." Yu Yu quickly took notes on the paper, nodding her head again and again.

"That's all. After all, Comrade Yuyu, you really don't intend to show your brother-in-law your daughter-in-law? I'm so itchy." After talking about the business, Hu Feng began to be serious again.

Yu Yu's face became hot, "Did I tell you..."

"Yes, yes, no, do you believe me or not?...Hahaha I won't tease you, good boy, go to bed, or the big bad wolf will come and eat you, hehehehe."

"...Okay, goodbye, brother."

After hanging up the phone, Yu Yu heaved a sigh of relief, read the impromptu love book in front of him several times, picked up a pen to scribble and change, and finally these words were left on the paper: coax, make a phone call, watch a movie, (hold hands) ), shopping, looking at the moon and stars, (…), be patient and tolerant, and treat him sincerely.

Note: Items in parentheses are pending.

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