You bully people!
Chapter 34
The demon world has always been rich in beauties, and they are known for their charm. The fox clan is even more outstanding among them, just like the wolf clan has many masters, and the tiger clan has many desperate people. It is a special product. Just pull out a fox, thirteen foxes, and seventeen foxes, and throw them into the crowd. Let it go, it's all so beautiful and shining.However, in this place where beauties gather, there is still a very beautiful person who can stand on the top and look down on all living beings, that is the famous Hu Meier who even has a flattering name.
Hu Meier is known as the number one beauty of the fox clan and the second beauty of the demon world. Presumably, if he can beat the demon king, it will not be a problem to snatch the title of the number one beauty of the demon world.But a beauty would not do such a rude thing, what he likes most is to admire the flowers and look at the moon, and seduce people by the way.According to the statistical records in the book "Everything about Monsters", a martial arts competition is held in the demon world on average every three months.You must know that in the demon world, the lives of all the people are boundless, and the three-monthly martial arts competition is already very intensive, and such a high frequency is enough to prove how popular Hu Meier is in the demon world.
The beauty is beautiful and has a high social status, so the requirements for choosing a spouse are naturally rising, but if you really want to investigate, his requirements are very simple, that is, to marry the number one master in the demon world.
Seeing this, Yu Yu's eyes widened in shock. From the very beginning, he felt that something was wrong, but now he finally knew what was wrong: This Hu Meier is obviously a male... er, a male fox, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a male, how can he marry? Demon? !
Unbelieving, he turned to the front and opened his eyes to look carefully. It was true that Hu Meier was just a male fox, and it seemed that the author Bai Xiaosheng didn't care about this matter at all. With such an ordinary tone, it seemed that Yu Yu was rare and strange. of.
Yu Yu closed the book, looked up at the sky with her cheeks at a 45-degree angle, thinking of two male goblins... thinking about it, her face turned into a monkey's butt.
He looked around like a guilty conscience, but he didn't see a figure, his face was still burning hot.My dear boy, no matter how little contact you have, you will still know what you should know.It’s like when he suddenly woke up one night in junior high school, his crotch was wet, he thought he was still wet the bed when he was old, and his face just turned red when he realized that those things were thick and sticky, obviously not his boy’s urine It's like something the teacher said hesitantly in the school's physiology counseling class.At that time, he hadn't grown up yet, and he didn't know why the girls' faces were flushed, and the expressions of the boys also had other meanings. They just stared at the pictures in the book stupidly, and it seemed that they suddenly understood everything that night.The boy who was flushed with shame secretly took advantage of the night to wash his underwear in the yard, and after he came back, he hung them on the window of the small room. When he got up the next day, he put them on half wet, regardless of whether they were dry or not. He didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at others, as if he would know his little secrets at night just by looking at them.
At a younger age than now, he was like ordinary boys. Although he was timid and introverted, he would look shyly at a girl with a ponytail and a bright smile in a corner where no one was around.Those hazy dreams at night, and the occasional underpants hanging on the window, once made him panic and sweet.
Who is timid and timid from birth, who has never had the time to love to dream, those dreams of sunny and blooming dandelions, Yu Yu may have done more than others.Because I have never owned it, I will be more eager and more timid.
Thinking miscellaneously, she suddenly became sad. Yu Yu took a deep breath, shook her head vigorously, and buried herself in the book again.
The Hu Meier in the book is so charming and charming. I still feel pity for him. He is by no means the number one master of climbing. He is also so confident.But in such a long time from ancient times to the present, he was born at this time, and Liu Shipang was unconsciously proud of himself at this time, so that he won the title of the number one expert. I really don't know whether to call it Hu Meier Fortunately or unfortunately.
A piece of wood with an expressionless and incomprehensible style, no matter how beautiful or charming you are, you will not be able to enter his eyes or his heart.
Hu Meier's grand ambitions made him a joke in the entire demon world, because Liu Yaojun didn't look down on him at all, but he fell in love with Hua Mang, the number one beauty in the demon world, and fell in love with him every day. .
Hu Meier, who was heartbroken, could neither make Liu Shipang take another look, nor defeat the demon king. In order to avoid the malicious stares, she could only retreat, and the number one beauty of the fox clan was replaced accordingly.
After Yu Yu saw it, her surprise and incomprehension turned into pity, for such a beautiful woman was accidentally trampled and harmed by Liu Shipang, alas.
He shook his head and sighed, put away the book and slid down the stone, and walked towards Liu Shipang.
"Is the Demon King Hua Mang good-looking?" Yu Yu sat down on the ground and asked without thinking.
Liu Shi Pang opened his eyes, "What?"
"I said, is the number one beauty in the demon world, the demon king Hua Mang, good-looking?"
"I never saw it clearly." Liu Shipang closed his eyes lightly.
"What about Hu Meier? Is he good-looking?"
"I've never seen it before." This time he didn't even bother to open his eyes.
Yu Yu is not happy anymore, there is only one person and one monster in this place where the birds don't shit, and it's okay for the monster to ignore people every day, but it's so perfunctory to ask him questions, it's really contemptuous of people!
Sensing the obvious emotional changes of the people around him, Liu Shipang opened his eyes slightly, his eyelids drooped and his brows were raised, and he said calmly, "What?"
Yu Yu puffed her cheeks, and her tone unconsciously became a little more angry, "If you really don't want to talk to me, then don't talk, and if you do, don't be perfunctory!"
It was the first time for someone to accuse him like this, Liu Shipang frowned and savored the taste, and said after a long time: "I have never been perfunctory to anyone."
It is true that he has never been perfunctory to anyone. With his temperament, he will not take a second look at those who do not want to talk to him. As for those who are willing to talk to him, although his expression is always light and his words are short, what he tells is the truth.
Yu Yu patted the book resolutely, "You have it, otherwise why did the book say that you fell in love with the Demon King and killed each other, but you said you didn't even see what he looked like? And Hu Meier, people like you so much, you How could it be possible that I haven't seen it? You are just perfunctory me!"
Liu Shipang was still frowning, carefully savoring a faint emotion that might be called helplessness rising in his heart, the kind of feeling that he had to compromise but he was not very unwilling, and what's more, he might even bring Feeling indulgent is really contradictory, Wannian Monster has never had such a complicated mood, and he doesn't know how to deal with it, so he can only say bluntly: "I never perfunctory you."
"..." Yu Yu turned around and ignored him. Luckily, he thought that the two of them had been trapped together for so long, so they would at least have a brotherhood if they were not friends.But in fact, monsters are monsters, they look down on people with their nostrils upturned, and they don't even want to tell the truth, it's too bullying.Angrily, he flipped the pages of the book vigorously to express his dissatisfaction.
To be honest, Liu Shipang was really wronged this time.He said that he didn't see the appearance of the demon king clearly, and that he had never seen Hu Mei'er, so he couldn't be more truthful.
I think that although he has been fighting with the demon king for more than 1000 years, he still hasn't seen the other party's demon figure clearly every time. He knows where the guy is just by relying on his sharper sense of smell, and then he fires at that place. It's not easy to open, how do you look at people?Besides, he has nothing to do to see what the demon king looks like, and if he has that time, he might as well lock it up and practice kung fu, and try to beat the snake demon away in a shorter time next time.
As for Hu Mei'er, she really hadn't seen her shadow, maybe she had, but he didn't take it to heart at all.If it wasn't for Yu Yu's sudden question today, he wouldn't even know there was such a monster.You must know that in the demon world, he grabbed a lot of monsters who wanted to stick him up, but they were all blown away by him with a flick of his sleeve. Poor Hu Meier is probably one of the army of flying monsters.
Yu Yu was still dissatisfied, Liu Shipang was wronged but didn't know what was wrong, so he kept silent all the time, but his heart was... a little depressed.This is another new experience.
Fortunately, Yu Yu had never blushed with anyone since he was a child, and his dissatisfaction came and went faster. When the sun went down and night fell, he automatically leaned over.
It is late autumn in the illusion, and Yu Yu feels quite warm in the sun during the day, but when the wind blows and the frost falls at night, his thin pajamas will not be of much use. With the protection of his enchantment around her, I am afraid that she has become a little match selling girl.
Yu Yu completely forgot about the unhappiness during the day, and sat down next to Liu Shipang. After a while, her body warmed up and her thoughts became active. In addition, she saw this beauty and that beauty when she was reading a book, so she couldn't help it now. He asked again, "Is the Demon King really much prettier than Hu Meier?"
Liu Shipang answered the question cautiously, and thought carefully for a long time before he said cautiously: "Maybe."
Another ambiguous answer, Yu Yu puffed her cheeks, and decided not to care about it generously.In fact, as usual, when encountering a situation like Liu Shipang's ignorance of people, Yu Yu would shrink back after encountering a wall once, and feel embarrassed to pester people again, but now he is trapped here, completely cut off from the outside world, and has no communication , It can even be said that he doesn't know the years, Yu Yu is afraid that if he doesn't keep busy looking for trouble, he will run into problems sooner or later.
"Do you like the demon king very much? Then why do you want to fall in love and kill each other again? Uh, if it's inconvenient, don't tell me." He lowered his head and flipped through the book under the bright moonlight, looking for the next question.
If you want to explain the demon king's matter, it will be like the old woman's foot wrap, long and smelly, but if you don't explain, Ren Yuyu will believe in love and kill each other, and Liu Shipang will feel unhappy for no reason. What Shi Yan once said, so he said: "The snake demon has taken a fancy to Cao Maomao, and I will drive him away."
"Ah..." Yu Yu raised his head, with a sorry expression on his face, and a little pity in his eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...you are sad, you like him, but he...in fact, apart from the Demon King , there are many beauties, the demon king doesn't like you, but Hu Meier likes you, he is also a great beauty, otherwise you... consider him?"
Liu Shipang's handsome face darkened, "I don't like that snake demon."
"Actually, the second beauty is not bad..."
"This seat has never seen any monsters."
"Otherwise, look at other things. It is said that there is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to love only one grass..."
"This seat said, I don't like it."
"That's right. It's said that you can't force your feelings. Although I haven't experienced it, I also know what it means to go through the sea. I didn't expect you, Mr. Liu, to be so infatuated."
"...!"
Hu Meier is known as the number one beauty of the fox clan and the second beauty of the demon world. Presumably, if he can beat the demon king, it will not be a problem to snatch the title of the number one beauty of the demon world.But a beauty would not do such a rude thing, what he likes most is to admire the flowers and look at the moon, and seduce people by the way.According to the statistical records in the book "Everything about Monsters", a martial arts competition is held in the demon world on average every three months.You must know that in the demon world, the lives of all the people are boundless, and the three-monthly martial arts competition is already very intensive, and such a high frequency is enough to prove how popular Hu Meier is in the demon world.
The beauty is beautiful and has a high social status, so the requirements for choosing a spouse are naturally rising, but if you really want to investigate, his requirements are very simple, that is, to marry the number one master in the demon world.
Seeing this, Yu Yu's eyes widened in shock. From the very beginning, he felt that something was wrong, but now he finally knew what was wrong: This Hu Meier is obviously a male... er, a male fox, no matter how beautiful he is, he is still a male, how can he marry? Demon? !
Unbelieving, he turned to the front and opened his eyes to look carefully. It was true that Hu Meier was just a male fox, and it seemed that the author Bai Xiaosheng didn't care about this matter at all. With such an ordinary tone, it seemed that Yu Yu was rare and strange. of.
Yu Yu closed the book, looked up at the sky with her cheeks at a 45-degree angle, thinking of two male goblins... thinking about it, her face turned into a monkey's butt.
He looked around like a guilty conscience, but he didn't see a figure, his face was still burning hot.My dear boy, no matter how little contact you have, you will still know what you should know.It’s like when he suddenly woke up one night in junior high school, his crotch was wet, he thought he was still wet the bed when he was old, and his face just turned red when he realized that those things were thick and sticky, obviously not his boy’s urine It's like something the teacher said hesitantly in the school's physiology counseling class.At that time, he hadn't grown up yet, and he didn't know why the girls' faces were flushed, and the expressions of the boys also had other meanings. They just stared at the pictures in the book stupidly, and it seemed that they suddenly understood everything that night.The boy who was flushed with shame secretly took advantage of the night to wash his underwear in the yard, and after he came back, he hung them on the window of the small room. When he got up the next day, he put them on half wet, regardless of whether they were dry or not. He didn't dare to raise his eyes to look at others, as if he would know his little secrets at night just by looking at them.
At a younger age than now, he was like ordinary boys. Although he was timid and introverted, he would look shyly at a girl with a ponytail and a bright smile in a corner where no one was around.Those hazy dreams at night, and the occasional underpants hanging on the window, once made him panic and sweet.
Who is timid and timid from birth, who has never had the time to love to dream, those dreams of sunny and blooming dandelions, Yu Yu may have done more than others.Because I have never owned it, I will be more eager and more timid.
Thinking miscellaneously, she suddenly became sad. Yu Yu took a deep breath, shook her head vigorously, and buried herself in the book again.
The Hu Meier in the book is so charming and charming. I still feel pity for him. He is by no means the number one master of climbing. He is also so confident.But in such a long time from ancient times to the present, he was born at this time, and Liu Shipang was unconsciously proud of himself at this time, so that he won the title of the number one expert. I really don't know whether to call it Hu Meier Fortunately or unfortunately.
A piece of wood with an expressionless and incomprehensible style, no matter how beautiful or charming you are, you will not be able to enter his eyes or his heart.
Hu Meier's grand ambitions made him a joke in the entire demon world, because Liu Yaojun didn't look down on him at all, but he fell in love with Hua Mang, the number one beauty in the demon world, and fell in love with him every day. .
Hu Meier, who was heartbroken, could neither make Liu Shipang take another look, nor defeat the demon king. In order to avoid the malicious stares, she could only retreat, and the number one beauty of the fox clan was replaced accordingly.
After Yu Yu saw it, her surprise and incomprehension turned into pity, for such a beautiful woman was accidentally trampled and harmed by Liu Shipang, alas.
He shook his head and sighed, put away the book and slid down the stone, and walked towards Liu Shipang.
"Is the Demon King Hua Mang good-looking?" Yu Yu sat down on the ground and asked without thinking.
Liu Shi Pang opened his eyes, "What?"
"I said, is the number one beauty in the demon world, the demon king Hua Mang, good-looking?"
"I never saw it clearly." Liu Shipang closed his eyes lightly.
"What about Hu Meier? Is he good-looking?"
"I've never seen it before." This time he didn't even bother to open his eyes.
Yu Yu is not happy anymore, there is only one person and one monster in this place where the birds don't shit, and it's okay for the monster to ignore people every day, but it's so perfunctory to ask him questions, it's really contemptuous of people!
Sensing the obvious emotional changes of the people around him, Liu Shipang opened his eyes slightly, his eyelids drooped and his brows were raised, and he said calmly, "What?"
Yu Yu puffed her cheeks, and her tone unconsciously became a little more angry, "If you really don't want to talk to me, then don't talk, and if you do, don't be perfunctory!"
It was the first time for someone to accuse him like this, Liu Shipang frowned and savored the taste, and said after a long time: "I have never been perfunctory to anyone."
It is true that he has never been perfunctory to anyone. With his temperament, he will not take a second look at those who do not want to talk to him. As for those who are willing to talk to him, although his expression is always light and his words are short, what he tells is the truth.
Yu Yu patted the book resolutely, "You have it, otherwise why did the book say that you fell in love with the Demon King and killed each other, but you said you didn't even see what he looked like? And Hu Meier, people like you so much, you How could it be possible that I haven't seen it? You are just perfunctory me!"
Liu Shipang was still frowning, carefully savoring a faint emotion that might be called helplessness rising in his heart, the kind of feeling that he had to compromise but he was not very unwilling, and what's more, he might even bring Feeling indulgent is really contradictory, Wannian Monster has never had such a complicated mood, and he doesn't know how to deal with it, so he can only say bluntly: "I never perfunctory you."
"..." Yu Yu turned around and ignored him. Luckily, he thought that the two of them had been trapped together for so long, so they would at least have a brotherhood if they were not friends.But in fact, monsters are monsters, they look down on people with their nostrils upturned, and they don't even want to tell the truth, it's too bullying.Angrily, he flipped the pages of the book vigorously to express his dissatisfaction.
To be honest, Liu Shipang was really wronged this time.He said that he didn't see the appearance of the demon king clearly, and that he had never seen Hu Mei'er, so he couldn't be more truthful.
I think that although he has been fighting with the demon king for more than 1000 years, he still hasn't seen the other party's demon figure clearly every time. He knows where the guy is just by relying on his sharper sense of smell, and then he fires at that place. It's not easy to open, how do you look at people?Besides, he has nothing to do to see what the demon king looks like, and if he has that time, he might as well lock it up and practice kung fu, and try to beat the snake demon away in a shorter time next time.
As for Hu Mei'er, she really hadn't seen her shadow, maybe she had, but he didn't take it to heart at all.If it wasn't for Yu Yu's sudden question today, he wouldn't even know there was such a monster.You must know that in the demon world, he grabbed a lot of monsters who wanted to stick him up, but they were all blown away by him with a flick of his sleeve. Poor Hu Meier is probably one of the army of flying monsters.
Yu Yu was still dissatisfied, Liu Shipang was wronged but didn't know what was wrong, so he kept silent all the time, but his heart was... a little depressed.This is another new experience.
Fortunately, Yu Yu had never blushed with anyone since he was a child, and his dissatisfaction came and went faster. When the sun went down and night fell, he automatically leaned over.
It is late autumn in the illusion, and Yu Yu feels quite warm in the sun during the day, but when the wind blows and the frost falls at night, his thin pajamas will not be of much use. With the protection of his enchantment around her, I am afraid that she has become a little match selling girl.
Yu Yu completely forgot about the unhappiness during the day, and sat down next to Liu Shipang. After a while, her body warmed up and her thoughts became active. In addition, she saw this beauty and that beauty when she was reading a book, so she couldn't help it now. He asked again, "Is the Demon King really much prettier than Hu Meier?"
Liu Shipang answered the question cautiously, and thought carefully for a long time before he said cautiously: "Maybe."
Another ambiguous answer, Yu Yu puffed her cheeks, and decided not to care about it generously.In fact, as usual, when encountering a situation like Liu Shipang's ignorance of people, Yu Yu would shrink back after encountering a wall once, and feel embarrassed to pester people again, but now he is trapped here, completely cut off from the outside world, and has no communication , It can even be said that he doesn't know the years, Yu Yu is afraid that if he doesn't keep busy looking for trouble, he will run into problems sooner or later.
"Do you like the demon king very much? Then why do you want to fall in love and kill each other again? Uh, if it's inconvenient, don't tell me." He lowered his head and flipped through the book under the bright moonlight, looking for the next question.
If you want to explain the demon king's matter, it will be like the old woman's foot wrap, long and smelly, but if you don't explain, Ren Yuyu will believe in love and kill each other, and Liu Shipang will feel unhappy for no reason. What Shi Yan once said, so he said: "The snake demon has taken a fancy to Cao Maomao, and I will drive him away."
"Ah..." Yu Yu raised his head, with a sorry expression on his face, and a little pity in his eyes, "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to...you are sad, you like him, but he...in fact, apart from the Demon King , there are many beauties, the demon king doesn't like you, but Hu Meier likes you, he is also a great beauty, otherwise you... consider him?"
Liu Shipang's handsome face darkened, "I don't like that snake demon."
"Actually, the second beauty is not bad..."
"This seat has never seen any monsters."
"Otherwise, look at other things. It is said that there is no grass anywhere in the world, why bother to love only one grass..."
"This seat said, I don't like it."
"That's right. It's said that you can't force your feelings. Although I haven't experienced it, I also know what it means to go through the sea. I didn't expect you, Mr. Liu, to be so infatuated."
"...!"
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