You bully people!

The demon king Hua Bog is a snake demon who has only cultivated nearly a hundred armors. In the demon world, except for Liu Shipang, he is a well-deserved king, but the bad thing is that there is another Liu Shipang who is standing in the pit. The shit is blocking in front, he, the demon king, is really aggrieved.

Thinking of him, the flower python, even if he removes all his cultivation and only relies on his coquettish figure and gorgeous appearance, he is one of the best in the Six Realms.Back then, he slept in the cave for thousands of years, and when he came out, he amazed all the demons, and he beheaded the previous demon king to get the throne. It was the time when the spring breeze was full of glory, but let him know that there was a monster named Liu Yaojun, who was so arrogant How could the old snake demon tolerate the prestige of a demon above him, so he immediately killed him.

Coincidentally, Liu Shipang was also very idle at that time, and none of the two useless members of the family could fight him a few tricks.Those who were sent up were beaten for nothing, so Liu Shipang slashed the demon king severely, and this snake demon paid the price of decades of recuperation.However, after recovering from his injury, he came to the door again non-stop, received a severe beating as usual, went back to recuperate after the beating, and came back after recuperating... He really is Xiaoqiang who can't be beaten to death, the more frustrated he becomes, the more courageous he becomes.

The two demons have been fighting for nearly a thousand years. I don't know if the snake demon's skill has improved. Its own recovery ability is very strong. In the past, it took a rest for decades, and then it came back in two months. Later, it took a few days Then you will be fine.

It's just that eating a dish every day will make you bored, and beating a monster every day will make you irritated. Liu Shipang is irritated. In addition, with the improvement of his cultivation level, his temperament has also changed, and he is becoming less and less willing to deal with external affairs. , even his master is indifferent, let alone some demon king who has never been looked down upon by him.After beating Hua Mang to half his life, and confirming that he hadn't come out of the cave in recent decades, Liu Shipang dragged his family, old and young, and moved to the human world.

At that time, the demon king came to him for the first time, and Cao Maomao had just transformed into a human form. He was a fat and white doll like a fairy boy, but when the flower python appeared in front of the doll to increase its deterrent power, it frightened him. Wow cry.It was really a nightmare first meeting, and even now when Cao Maomao talked about the flower python, he couldn't help shuddering, his face changed and he gritted his teeth and said: "That bastard snake is as thick as two of me, the snake's head entered the yard and the tail is still there Wandering around two miles away, do you think he is such a big monster, chasing and teasing my immobile foxtail tree every day? Interesting?!"

In fact, Hua Mang felt very wronged. According to his words, he just felt that the white and fat ball squatting on the ground was similar to the cotton candy in the human world. Taste it, and he did stick out his forked tongue to lick the fat baby's face, and then the crying Mao Mao couldn't draw it up, fainted from fright.

Immediately afterwards, an old monster and a big monster came out of the room. The old monster yelled and rushed up to snatch the doll. With a wave of his hand, the big monster had already arrived in front of him before the flower python saw clearly, and the two monsters fought together. lump.

Decades later, the flower python healed its wounds, laying on the mouth of the cave with its chin resting on its back, watching the white clouds floating around in the sky, turning into that little ball, the flower python rubbed its eyes quickly, the white clouds were Baiyun, Xiaotuanzi is not even a shadow.

It's just that his eyes are gone, and he can't help remembering it in his heart. He feels that he frightened the little thing back then, and with his demon king's bearing, he should make a good apology.Well, I have to apologize.This excuse is really good, Hua Python shook his head happily and went out of the cave and went down the mountain.

The situation was similar to decades ago, Xiao Maomao was playing alone in the yard, and the sight of the python made him cry in fright, followed by Shi Yan, and Liu Shipang, and they huddled into a ball.

Hua Mang went back to raise her for ten years, the wound healed and she forgot the pain, and came to the door again to make amends, then was beaten, made amends again, and was beaten again...

In the end, this became the truth. If you want to see Xiao Mao Mao, you must fight with the willow spirit!

Now the demon king who can't be killed has chased after the human world, and is waiting outside the door.

Although Dahei is an ignorant person, when he encounters danger, he can stand in front of Cao Maomao with an expressionless expression on his wooden face.

The demon king, who was so handsome that he could blind people's eyes, turned towards the door, pointed at Dahei and shouted: "Go away, ugly thing!"

Cao Maomao poked out half of his head from behind Dahei, and shouted back angrily: "You just go away!"

The demon king immediately put on a heartbroken face, his eyes full of sorrow, "Xiao Mao Mao..."

Cao Maomao shivered with goosebumps all over his body, turned around and shouted into the room: "Old man! Is senior brother here yet? Get this bastard out!"

Liu Shipang's face was full of frost, and he didn't say a word when he came to the front. The two monsters who fought with tacit understanding spontaneously found a remote place to set up an enchantment, and they fought until the sky was dark.

It didn't take long for the winner to be announced, and the handsome demon king was hit like a shooting star in the sky and flew away. Shi Yan made an awning with his hands and put it on his forehead to look into the distance for a moment, then shook his head and sighed: "Every time I get beaten up again and again, this demon king Nothing good, perseverance is good, why bother to be beaten if you have such energy, why not chase a wife and live a good life, you say yes, Xiaocao."

Cao Mao Mao glared, "Who knows! Will he come if he likes it!"

Shi Yan looked at the little apprentice's figure bouncing away, shook his head and sighed again, with a bit of melancholy in his brows and eyes, but the corners of his mouth were clearly raised, "The two apprentices are more awkward than the other, who is this all about?" Learned, alas."

Seeing that the gloomy Liu Shipang was about to leave, he hurriedly ran after him to stop him, "Hey Xiaoliu, Xiaoliu, wait a minute, I'll discuss something with you for my teacher."

Liu Shipang looked at him sideways, his murderous aura had not subsided, and he looked even more unkind than usual.

Shi Yan leaned forward and said, "Xiao Liu, next time this demon king comes to your door, you just turn a blind eye and close your eyes. Don't be serious, and don't beat people so far, just make sense."

Liu Shi Pang was impatient, "Why?"

Shi Yanshen smiled mysteriously, "It's okay to tell you, anyway, you may not understand. I said Xiaoliu, you have beaten the demon king for more than 1000 years, you don't really think that he is specially sent to your door to use you as a sandbag, right?"

Liu Shipang frowned, and Shi Yan said again: "I knew you were too lazy to think too much. After all, you are a demon king, and you are not a fool. Whoever has nothing to do and is itchy to be beaten every day, naturally has a purpose. I've fallen in love with your junior brother! And according to my opinion, Xiaocao may not have no intentions, hehe, so I just say you mean it, so as to save time and bad things for others."

Liu Shipang's brows were furrowed even tighter, Shi Yan knew that he didn't understand when he saw him like this, he shook his head, and it was rare for him to put on a serious face, "You, alas, it's been 1 years and you only know how to practice every day , except for the appearance of a human body, other aspects are like wood, not enlightened! Fortunately, Xiaocao is so much younger than you, and now he is also curious about love and love. Why don't you grow up? There are so many monsters in the world You don’t like monsters, well, let’s come to the human world, but you still don’t want to leave the door. According to your appearance of self-cultivation, self-cultivation, desire and ruthlessness, it’s best to cultivate immortality, but you don’t bother to become immortal , then tell me, as a monster, you don’t play around the world as you please, you are not greedy for money, you are not lecherous, and you are more like a Taoist priest than a Taoist priest every day. Where is your fun? Where is your pursuit? You are alive Where is the meaning?!"

He didn't give Liu Shipang a chance to speak, and immediately said: "I let Xiaocao make trouble before, and I even made trouble with him, and made me talk to you, do you think I'm idle and nonsense?  … …All right, maybe a little bit is because I’m too bored and I’m afraid that the world will not be chaotic, but! Most of the reason is for your own good! Xiao Liu, I’m really scared as a teacher. You say that if you go on like this, one day the six relatives will not recognize you. What should I do? Or one day I feel that life is really boring, so what should I do if I kill myself?... So I beg you, let’s have some fun, don’t just sit around and practice every day, you still have no opponents to practice What it does is not to rebel and fight to the sky. To have fun while you can, that's what we monsters should do."

Liu Shipang pursed his lips, his eyes were dark, and he didn't know how much he listened to.

Shi Yan walked two steps with his hands behind his back, then turned around and said, "Then Yu Yu hasn't come to our place for a long time, and his brother should have found him too. If you are free, if you want, you can help me take a trip, and invite the two brothers Come on, don't human beings often say that distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors? We don't know many people in the human world. Since meeting is fate, besides, I also like Yu Yu. It's simple and easy to understand at first glance, compared to other people who love to play tricks Humans are much better off, it would be great if he could come and live with us for a while."

Regardless of whether Liu Shipang answered or not, he shook his head and walked away after saying this.

Liu Shipang stood under the sun for a long time, and suddenly with a slight movement of his fingers, the air in front of him rippled like water ripples, and a picture slowly emerged.

It was a classroom, a group of young students looked up at the blackboard, or looked down at the mobile phone.The center of the screen shifted quickly, and a teenager in the corner came into view.He was burying his head in the book and taking notes quickly, his soft black hair trembled slightly with his movements, looking in from outside the screen, only his upturned nose and slightly pursed lips could be seen.The writing spread out on the desk is full of notes, and the handwriting is as clear and handsome as others.

The teacher didn't know what to say on the podium, the young man suddenly raised his head, his dark eyes were moist and round, actually very pleasing, but he was always timid and cautious, he didn't dare to look directly at others.

Knowing that he couldn't see him, Liu Shipang was still taken aback suddenly. The clear picture was like a broken mirror, shattered into thousands of pieces, and the boy disappeared along with it.

He unconsciously clenched his fists, and after a long time, he flicked his sleeves and strode away.