You bully people!

It took four days for the two of them to go back and forth during the eleven or seven-day holiday, and there were three days left.

On the day Yu Yu came back, he slept from dusk until dawn the next day. When he woke up, he was finally in better spirits. He was no longer listless.

The two sat in the gazebo outside the corridor, and Dahei was waiting not far away with his hands down.

Both Cao Maomao and Shi Yan were curious about the content of their journey, but one of them was cold and the other was bored, unable to ask questions, which made them even more curious.

Tired of asking, Yu Yu told him the truth, but Cao Maomao didn't believe it. If that was the case, but he just didn't find the ghost he was looking for, why did his senior brother act like he owed him a beating?According to his and Shi Yan's analysis, it's clearly... Hehe, it's clearly dissatisfaction with desire!

Yu Yu faltered for a long time before saying, "Mr. Liu is probably angry with me..."

Cao Maomao's eyes lit up, and he hurried up, "Why why? Why is he angry with you? How did you offend him? He didn't kill you?"

Yu Yu opened his mouth and stopped talking. This time, he really didn't want to talk about life and death. No matter how hard Cao Maomao asked him, it was useless.In fact, he himself doesn't know what's going on, isn't it because he didn't pour water for him, the monster can't be so narrow-minded, right?

Cao Maomao had a bad start here, and Shi Yan, who was entangled with Liu Shipang over there, came back even worse. His apprentice went out early in the morning, so he didn't even catch a shadow of him, which was really beyond his expectations. .You must know that since the three monsters came to the human world, Liu Shipang is the one who doesn't like to go out the most. The number of times he has gone out in such a long time is very few, and most of them are stalked by Shi Yan, but now He just came back from the outside, and ran away the next day without making a sound. There are ghosts, there must be ghosts!

But where did Liu Shipang go?

Cao Maomao frowned, and shouted without looking back, "Dahei, where is my brother?"

Dahei bowed slightly in his direction and said, "The Mei family."

"The Mei family? Mei Zhiyi's family?" Cao Maomao said to himself, "What is he doing in the Taoist den?"

Dahei said honestly, "I don't know."

Cao Maomao was so annoyed, "I didn't ask you! Really, you don't even fart if you ask something, why join in the fun now, go to the side!"

Meijia, outsiders always add a prefix when they talk about it, Jiangnan Meijia.

The vast majority of people don't know the existence of the Mei family, but the few who know it are secretive when they mention it, respecting and fearing, needing to rely on and loathing.

Cao Maomao was quite accurate when he said that Mei's house was a Taoist's den. This is not only a den, but also a large one, occupying an entire mountain top.

The Mei family is a big family with a history of more than a thousand years. Although it is a little younger than an old monster like Shi Yan, compared to this young country, it can be regarded as an ancestor.

It is said that the Mei family, regardless of gender, age or age, has special abilities.Those with strong abilities can collect demons and eliminate ghosts to keep one party safe; the weak can also draw amulets and chant spells to keep themselves safe.In layman's terms, it is a large group of Taoist priests and Taoist nuns, but Mei Zhiyi doesn't like this title, and feels like throwing up. He always calls himself a celestial master, although in Cao Maomao's view, a celestial master is still the same vulgarity.

As the eldest grandson of the Mei family's generation, Mei Zhiyi's ability is naturally outstanding among a large number of brothers and sisters. He is also very lucky. He was favored by the ancestors of the Mei family when he was born, and he was taken to teach him personally. Compared with the disciples of the Mei family, he is even more extraordinary.

Mei Zhiyi, who was extraordinary from a young age, grew up to be 17 years old, and he did something unreasonable in the eyes of the Mei family. He ran away from home.

In fact, if it is in an ordinary family, this is completely normal. Children, who do not have rebellious adolescence, who do not have daydreaming, as long as this period of turmoil has passed, it will be.

But the Mei family is not an ordinary family, and Mei Zhiyi is not an ordinary child, so this matter is a bit serious.

His father, the head of the Mei family, Boss Mei, knelt in front of the ancestral tablet, deeply reflecting on his inability to raise his children, ashamed of his ancestors, and not worthy of the position of head of the family.

A few uncles and aunts lined up from the second child to the ninth child, and stood behind to watch the excitement. At this time, they rushed up to each other and comforted each other. This one said it had nothing to do with the eldest brother, and the other said that it was their own right. It is recommended not to worry, on the surface the family is one-hearted and beautiful.

Boss Mei knelt in front of the ancestral tablet, then moved to the ancestral courtyard and continued to kneel, and then reflected.

He knelt on his knees for two days, and the whole Mei family thought that this time it was lively and it was time to reshuffle the cards, but they heard the old ancestor of the Mei family say "Mediocre people are disturbing themselves" from the yard.

Then everyone dispersed in desperation, what to do, Boss Mei was also shiveringly helped back to the room by his second wife.

After more than half a year, Mei Zhiyi came back by himself.The Mei family was once again a sensation.

Mei Zhiyi was wearing a pair of flip flops, wearing a pair of large flowered underpants, a suspenders and a small vest, standing outside the door with his legs spread apart. His father came out with a big family in a hurry. When he saw him like this, he almost lost his breath. His mother had already cried and fell into the arms of her children.

Kui Mei Zhiyi still had the face to shake the silver skull pendant on her neck and said with a smile: "Father, mother, second aunt, third aunt, second uncle, second aunt, third aunt, fourth uncle, fourth aunt... eight aunts, nine uncles, big brother, second brother, third sister, four Brother... eleventh brother, twelve sister and fourteenth brother, I'm back."

His father's eyes were about to pop out of his sockets, his beard was raised to the sky, his mother was more direct, her eyes turned white and she fainted.

It was another rowdy scene.

It was during this time that Mei Zhiyi met Cao Maomao while running away from home, and the two became like friends, and the monster and the Taoist became friends.

Later, when Cao Maomao wanted to mix into a human school, Mei Zhiyi generously donated an almighty nanny, Dahei, and the relationship between one demon and one person rose to the stage of being a brother.

Although the Mei family specializes in catching ghosts and collecting demons, there is one thing that they never work in vain. If no one pays a high enough price, the Mei family will never make a move as long as the ghosts and ghosts do not come to their door.

There is no way, money is hard to earn these days, everyone has to eat, and Taoists can't just eat pills and drink medicine to be full.

It was precisely because of this that Liu Shipang came to the Mei family.He left the hotel that day and went to the bamboo forest again, and found a mark on a bamboo, a small plum blossom, which is the mark that the Mei family must leave after they make a move.

For a ghost like Yu Hu, no one would pay a big price to ask the Mei family to remove it. The only reason the Mei family did this was to make a ghost contract with Yu Hu. They helped Yu Hu get a body so that he could move freely. The tiger needs to be driven by the Mei family when necessary.

The purpose of Liu Shipang's trip this time is to get Yu Hu back, and the price is to owe a favor to the Mei family. This is definitely a profitable business, and the Mei family has no reason not to agree.

Liu Shipang thought coldly, no one has ever been able to bear his kindness so far, if that human dares to show him face when he goes back this time, hehe, he will definitely eat him!

The disciples below came to report that someone broke the magic circle and came up the mountain. Boss Mei counted his fingers and hurriedly gathered everyone in the lobby.

It would not be a simple person who dared to come to the door and break the magic circle, and judging from the speed at which he broke the circle, if the comer was unkind, there would probably be a fierce battle.

Boss Mei sat in the main seat, and Mei Zhiyi stood beside him. Uncles and aunts sat in two rows on both sides. Standing below were his brothers and sisters. Outside the door, there were mediocre disciples of the Mei family.

This formation, quite a kind of meaning that the enemy is in danger.

Liu Shi Pang appeared in front of the door unhurriedly. Seeing so many people, he frowned subtly.

As soon as he appeared, Mei Zhiyi was stunned for a while, and when he entered the front hall like a broken bamboo, he suddenly came back to his senses and hurriedly said loudly: "Liu, Liu...why is it you?"

He hurriedly whispered a few words in his father's ear, and Boss Mei's eyes widened, and he waved his hands again and again to make everyone retreat. With this person's strength, there is no need to fight. That's all.He got up to welcome Liu Shipang in, and said politely: "I don't know if the demon king is coming, but if I miss you, don't blame me, don't blame me."

Liu Shipang was too lazy to talk to him, here he was only familiar with Mei Zhiyi, so he directly passed Boss Mei and said to him: "You talk to me."

Mei Zhiyi glanced at his father, and after obtaining consent, he led Liu Shipang to the back hall under the attention of everyone.

As soon as those two left, there was a quarrel in front of them.

Mei's second son was the most irritable, and said in a bad tone at this time: "Brother, why did you humble yourself to a monster and surrender without fighting? It's too embarrassing for my Mei family!"

The fourth child muttered to himself, "Where is this monster, I can't see his original shape."

"Brother has become more and more worried in recent years. No matter what kind of monster he is, we are afraid that we will not win together? Why should we be so patient." Mei Laowu said coldly with sideways eyes.

The juniors have never seen such a sideline, and they can't control the rules at this time, and they are chattering and making noise.

Mei Zhiyi's old lady was so worried that she looked straight into the back hall, pushing and urging Boss Mei, "Master, you should say something, what's going on, Zhiyi will be fine, right?"

Boss Mei picked up the teacup and sipped the tea, and put it down without too much force. The crisp sound was clearly heard by everyone, and the noisy lobby fell silent.

Boss Mei swept across the crowd and said coldly, "Short-sighted people."

Unconvinced, Mei Er wanted to stand up and reason, but was dragged back by his wife.

Boss Mei said again: "I only know how to be brave, but I don't even know the details of who the opponent is. I don't know when our Mei family became such a gang of brave and foolish mobs!"

He seemed to be really angry, one end of the Patriarch's shelf came out, and everyone in the hall shrank their necks, even breathing cautiously.

Mei Laojiu, who had been crossing his legs from the beginning to the end, said with a smile at this moment: "We are not sensible, but the elder brother will tell us what kind of monster this is."

He was the ninth eldest, and his older brothers and sisters had always given him some points, and even Boss Mei's piercing eyes had softened a bit when he was slashed at him.

He gave everyone another look, and said: "You know that just now, even the demon king of the demon world would call him a demon king if he saw it. presumptuous."

As soon as these words came out, there was a little commotion among the people below, Mei Laosan frowned, "Brother, could it be that Liu Yao? It is rumored that he has been away from the demon world for a long time, but he came to the human world."

Boss Mei nodded: "It's him. If I remember correctly, he has been cultivating demons for nearly ten thousand years, and his skill has long been unfathomable. When seeing big monsters and little monsters in the demon world, they would bow their heads and call them demon kings. He is the real one." The king of the demon world, that demon king is like a joke."

Mei Laoqi continued: "The demon king can swallow this breath?"

Boss Mei sneered: "So what if you can't swallow it. Since ancient times, the demon world and the demon world have been respected by the strong. He is not as skilled as others and wants to be king. If he can seal other people's mouths, he can't control other people's brains."

Mei Laojiu asked again: "Brother, do you know why he came to my Mei's house this time?"

Boss Mei shook his head and murmured: "I don't know, I just have to wait for Zhiyi to come out and explain."

Mei Zhiyi, who was talking with Liu Shipang inside, was on the verge of crying, this is not a conversation, it is clearly a charade!

Master Liu Shipang spit out one or two words. Mei Zhiyi scratched his ears and scratched his cheeks and guessed very hard. If he guessed wrong, he would be mercilessly despised by cold eyes and knives. Mei Zhiyi wanted to cry but had no tears. This hard work is not human do it!

He jumped up and down repeatedly, and only knelt down to confess why he couldn't read minds, and finally figured out the meaning of the dead ice.

Mei Zhiyi appeared in the front hall exhausted, his old mother stepped forward to support him with tears in her eyes, and looked around for fear that her precious son might be bitten by a monster.

He patted his mother's hand to show comfort, then turned his head and whispered something to his father clearly.

Boss Mei frowned and pondered for a long time before opening his mouth: "Old Wu, did your family's executive go down the mountain to collect a ghost a while ago?"

Mei Laowu raised his chin, motioning for Mei Zhijun to step forward.

Mei Zhijun bowed politely, and replied: "Yes, Zhijun did bring back a ghost, but he has not found a body that matches him, so he cannot come out to see the light."

Boss Mei nodded, "Yaojun Liu is here to ask for that ghost, I wonder if Mr. Zhi is willing to part with you?"

Mei Zhijun lowered his head even lower, "Everything is up to the owner of the family."

Before he finished speaking, Mei Laowu snorted and flung his sleeves away. The fifth lady looked around and hurried to catch up.

Boss Mei was not angry, but just sighed: "I know you feel wronged, don't worry, uncle will definitely make it up to you after this incident."

Mei Zhijun said respectfully, "You don't dare."

Having said that, it's just that the ghost Liu Shipang still didn't bring it back.

Yu Hu left the place where he died, and now he can't find a suitable body, so he can only stay in the Mei family's unique soul protection circle for the time being, and it may be dangerous to move randomly.

Mei Zhiyi and Liu Shipang made a promise that when they found the container, they would immediately do something for Yu Hu and let him go down the mountain as soon as possible, and then sent the big Buddha away.

As soon as he left, Mei Zhiyi followed him down the mountain on the pretext of looking for a container. The destination was naturally Cao Mao Mao's house.

When he saw Cao Maomao, he said mysteriously, "Do you know who went to my house just now?"

When Cao Maomao saw him, he also yelled, "Why did my senior brother go to your house?"

Both of them were taken aback for a moment, and then laughed.

Mei Zhiyi said: "I thought your brother always did his own thing, but I didn't expect to report to you."

Cao Maomao said anxiously: "Don't worry about reporting or not, tell me quickly, what did my senior brother go to your Taoist den?"

"I guess you can't imagine that he came to the door to beg for a ghost."

"Oh?" Cao Maomao narrowed his eyes and thought for a while, then said, "Is that ghost's name Yu Hu?"

"Hi!" Mei Zhiyi was surprised, "How do you know, aren't you always afraid of your senior brother? Why do you know so clearly about him this time?"

Cao Maomao shook his head triumphantly, and said proudly, "Not only do I know that ghost is named Yuhu, but I also know that he has a younger brother named——"

"Yu Yu!" Mei Zhiyi suddenly shouted, "It's Yu Yu! No wonder I said, why there are so many people surnamed Yu all of a sudden, it turns out they belong to the same family."

Cao Maomao was not happy about being robbed by him. He had to gain the upper hand to be reconciled. He asked again: "Then do you know why my senior brother went to find Yu Hu?"

Mei Zhiyi frowned, raised his index finger and tapped his temple, and turned around in circles, "This... must have something to do with Yu Yu. He wanted to see his brother, and then your senior brother helped him? No, just How could your senior brother be so enthusiastic with his ice-like appearance... Could it be that Yu Yu used this to threaten your senior brother, that if he doesn't help, he won't block him? Could it be that Yu Yu promised something that even your senior brother would be tempted? This is even more impossible, he is a human being, what kind of ability can he have... I don’t understand, I really don’t understand, Mao Mao, just tell me.”

Cao Maomao proudly raised his little head again, and said, "I knew you wouldn't guess it, but let me tell you, my senior brother has taken a fancy to Yu Yu, and he's going to find me a sister-in-law!"

"What?!" Mei Zhiyi jumped three feet away, choking on the saliva and coughing again and again, "You...you, what are you talking about?!"

"What are you doing, you spit on me," Cao Maomao waved his hands in disgust, and said, "Is it that unbelievable? Let me tell you, it's true. Senior brother really fell in love with Yu Yu. In order to make him happy, I went to your house to find his brother."

Mei Zhiyi climbed back with great difficulty, but he still looked like he had been struck by lightning, and he couldn't believe it even if he was killed, "Your senior brother... really has a spring heart? Damn, is spring here yet? Otherwise, why would the old tree take out new branches...and his hobby...isn't there any prettier female monster in your demon world, so that he wants to find a human man?"

It's about Liu Shipang's reputation, Cao Maomao can't let him talk nonsense, "Nonsense, my senior brother is very popular in the demon world, how many female monsters and male monsters are rushing to post, my senior brother can't look down on them!"

Mei Zhiyi still couldn't accept it, "He followed Yu Yu, he followed Yu Yu... Isn't this the same as a snake looking at a mouse and a tiger looking at a rabbit? Can this life be harmonious? Yu Yu is not Shocked?"

Cao Maomao shook his head, "You don't have to worry about that. They even went on a date trip for four days and three nights. When I came back, my brother's face was stinky. It seems that it's not enough."

Mei Zhiyi opened his mouth and was speechless. In the end, he could only sigh: "I'm making circles and forks..."