You bully people!

Cao Maomao has been bored recently because no one plays with him.Mei Zhiyi was called back by his father, and there was a big black in the house who couldn't get a fart at all. Liu Shipang didn't dare to mess with him. As for Shi Yan, Cao Maomao snorted disdainfully, That combat power is too weak, and when he is bullied, he will only go to his senior brother for help, which is boring!Cao Maomao is full of ambition but can't find an opponent. He is a bit frustrated like Dugu seeking defeat. In a word, he is so boring!

When he ran to the human school, one was for fun, and the other was to help his senior brother find a shield.Now that people have found and played with them, it doesn’t matter if they go to school or not.But not going outside makes him panic, his senior brother only knows how to cultivate, and he doesn't intend to become a fairy, so why do he practice so well, is he really going to become Dugu Qiubai Dongfang Bubai?There is also the old man, wandering around in the garden every day, teasing this flower to mess with that grass, trying to pick up another apprentice to come back.Xiaocao snorted again, he thought apprentices were easy to pick up, and demons were easy to cultivate?If it's really that simple, why has he picked up so many flowers and plants over the past ten thousand years, but only he and his senior brother can make things happen?What does this mean?It shows that talent is the most important thing. If you don't get enlightened, you will be just a piece of wood until you die, and you won't be able to become a spirit.However, Xiaocao secretly added a sentence, even if one day he became a ghost, his senior brother is still a piece of wood, a piece of wood that doesn't understand style, who has hurt the hearts of many vixens, rabbits, spiders, and spirits over the years.

Cao Maomao was lying in the garden with his arms pillowed on his head, basking in the sun. He was bored and muttered about this and that. After a while, he felt that he should be the head of the family, and he was the one who worried about the family most.

He shook his head and hummed an out-of-tune tune, narrowed his eyes comfortably and shouted: "Dahei, I'm thirsty."

Dahei, who had been waiting by the side, brought a bowl of dew collected in the morning. Cao Maomao took a mouthful and dried it up. He smacked his lips and was a little dissatisfied. Ziwei, oh..."

He tilted his head to look at Dahei who was standing straight and expressionless, shook his head and sighed, "Mei Zhiyi is really stingy, even if he said he would give me something fun, he would look at your dead face every day. It's suffocating to death."

Dahei stood respectfully with lowered eyebrows and eyes, his thin lips were tightly pressed on his expressionless face, as if he didn't hear his complaints.

Cao Maomao waved his hands impatiently, "Okay, okay, go do your own thing, don't stand in front of me and block my sunlight."

Chasing Dahei away, he lay down again and planned to squint for a while, but he tossed and turned restlessly, and finally crawled back and shouted, "Dahei! Let's go to school!"

Tomorrow will be November, and Yu Yu has been working in that small restaurant for half a month. The boss paid him 420 yuan last night and told him to take a rest in the next few days.

The people in the school were almost gone. With 400 yuan in his pocket, Yu Yu was a little eager to move. After seeing Cao Maomao, this idea became even more disturbing. He insisted on letting him practice it.

Cao Maomao approached him affectionately as before and held his hand, "Yu Yu, school is on holiday, you're fine anyway, come home with me and play with me."

Yu Yu flinched, but didn't struggle, but said, "It's fine to play with you, but, but you have to promise me one condition."

Cao Maomao squinted his eyes and tilted his head. Matched with his appearance, he really looked innocent. He smiled and said, "What are the conditions, tell me."

"I want...to meet my brother's ghost, I wonder if you can do it." Yu Yu stared at him closely, his palms tightly clenched into fists in his pockets.

"Oh?" Cao Maomao raised his eyebrows, but he didn't show much surprise, "How long did he die, where did he die, and how did he die?"

He asked these questions lightly, but the listener felt as if a piece of flesh had been gouged out of his chest. The blood dripping was far more memorable than the pain. Yu Yu suddenly closed his eyes, and his nails almost sank into the palm of his hand. He tried his best to forget the scene, but now he was about to dig it out bloody, "He...he fell from the bamboo, and the bamboo head passed through his chest. That happened ten years ago, in a bamboo forest in my hometown. .”

"Oh——" Cao Maomao clapped his hands and said excitedly, "That's easy. He died unexpectedly, and his lifespan is not over yet. He must have not been reincarnated yet. It's okay if you want to see him."

"Really?!" Yu Yu tugged at his wrist and said eagerly, "I, can I see him? Can you help me?"

Cao Maomao patted his hand, "No problem. Originally, it would be best to go to Mei Zhiyi for this kind of thing. Their family relies on this for food, but he is not here now, so you'd better go back with me. I'll ask Ask the master."

Yu Yu flinched a little, but he nodded immediately, "Okay, I'll go back with you, wait a minute, I'll go back and pack something."

Cao Maomao hummed almost all the way back. He placed Yu Yu in the room last time, comforted him a few words, and ran out to find Shi Yan without touching the ground.The two masters and apprentices hid in the corridor, muttering and laughing wickedly, and clapped their hands for the last time, and it was done.

Shi Yan didn't flirt with women anymore, he walked lightly to the woods where Liu Shipang was practicing and meditating, and sat on a stone chair beside him, sighing.

As soon as he entered the forest, Liu Shipang felt it, whether he wanted to admit it or not, his eyebrows were almost knotted at that moment.

When Shi Yan sighed nine times and marched towards Exit No.60, Liu Shi Pang finally moved, and saw him lift the corner of his mouth and spit out a word: "Say."

Shi Yan slid down the stone chair and ran towards him, tearing at his sleeves as if changing his face in an opera, "Xiao Liu, Master is so old, you must be reluctant to let me go outside in the sun and rain, your junior brother He was young, he was abducted accidentally, and he couldn't let him go out, Xiaoliu, the family is all dependent on you~"

Liu Shipang's eyebrows twitched, he opened his eyes, and said coldly, "Say."

"Uh--Xiao Liu, errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr/rrrrrrrdrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr;rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr for the time for the teacher, in order to make your sweetheart happy, whyrrer promised him one thing, you see, it is not for me, is it? For you, you just run away."

"Who?"

"Your sweetheart is that Yu Yu from last time. Don't you like him? Otherwise, why were you so angry after he left before. Let me tell you, Xiao Liu, human beings are different from us monsters. This human being is more special and shameless. Thin heart and fragile, if you like someone, you have to tell him quickly, otherwise he won't be stalking like a female monster when he gets hurt, and he will rush to other people's arms in a blink of an eye....Xiao Liu? Xiao Liu! You are listening to the teacher's speech ?"

Liu Shipang almost wanted to gnash his teeth, but his dull face never showed such a rich expression, so he could only snort coldly, "What's the matter?"

"It's actually very simple. He has an older brother who has been dead for ten years and cannot be reincarnated before the end of his lifespan. He wants to go back to see his brother's ghost. The only troublesome thing is that he can't use spells outside. We have to press Go to his hometown in a human way, otherwise I won’t come back to bother you as a teacher, Xiao Liu, Xiao Liu, you will definitely agree to be a teacher, right?”

Liu Shipang glanced at the knife at him, hummed impatiently, closed his eyes and continued to practice.

Knowing that he agreed, Shi Yan cheered from the bottom of his heart, and ran to join Cao Maomao amidst the wind.

Cao Maomao had been waiting outside the forest for a long time, and when he saw Shi Yan coming out, he quickly waved, "How about old man, do you agree?"

Shi Yan puffed out his chest proudly, "Of course, if you work as a teacher, you will definitely succeed!...But Xiaocao, does your method work? Can you really do that if you put them together?"

"Of course! Didn't you see that it's always done in human dramas? Go out for a walk... Hahahaha! Brother, the old tree is blooming!"