Doctor, what about morality?

About how many times a day do you have to defecate? "

After thinking about it carefully, the doctor replied, "Three, not four times."

"Scared?" A normal person can do it twice at most, but he wants it four times?The second young master blurted out, "Three meals a day and supper?" This time is scary enough, no wonder you get hemorrhoids.But it also shows that his stomach should not be very good, right?You must take good care of her, the second young master silently set a task for herself.

Ji Ershao suddenly lay down on the table, fixed his eyes on the doctor and asked seriously, "Say! What is your intention for coming to Earth? Do you want to invade Earth? Has your vanguard already infiltrated Earth? Is the large force Coming soon?"

A series of questions suddenly stunned the doctor, his expressionless face appeared sluggish, his mouth opened/opened slightly, and he forgot to change his right butt/butt.He was silent for a few seconds and explained, "I, I'm not an alien..."

Ji Xiu suppressed the urge to flip the table and sneered, "Huh? Do you think I'll believe you if you do this? In fact, you're not defecating every time but sending a telegram to inform your headquarters of the situation on Earth? In fact, you are... "The conversation suddenly stopped, making the atmosphere a little weird and tense, "Actually, you are... a WC star!"

The doctor silently closed his mouth and changed his right hip/butt to continue sitting, waiting for someone to continue.

"Haha, I have exposed your true colors, transform yourself!"

As soon as the words were finished, the doctor pulled away the chair abruptly and got up, Ji Xiu was stunned and cried inwardly: You don't really want to transform, do you?

It's a pity that the doctor just took the bento box and put it on the table, and said coldly, "Go to work."

It's still early.looked at the table below

Consciously playing too much, they sat down peacefully and the two continued to enjoy breakfast, unwilling to ask, "You send a telegram every time you poop, right? Right? Right?"

"..." Ignore it.

"Where's your telegraph machine? On your body or hidden in the bathroom?"

"..." He didn't hear it.

"What do WC stars look like?"

"..." Did he hear it?

"When will the WC aliens invade the earth?"

"..." The meat is really delicious.

"Do WC Stars have special abilities?"

"..." He should go to sleep.

"Is there a beauty like Angelina in WC star?" Someone seems to have forgotten that curiosity will kill the cat.

"Are you sure you won't be late for work?" The doctor reminded coldly, Ji Xiu looked at his watch, how time always passed so fast when he was spanking!Reluctantly, he rushed to the entrance to change his shoes, took the toilet box handed over by the doctor, and went out after telling him to take a good rest.

Looking at the closed door, Shen Wenyi bit his thin lips and murmured unconsciously, "So he likes big mouths..."

Ji Ershao, who had been full of beauty all day long, returned home in a happy mood with the vegetables he bought from the supermarket. He has a good wife who can cook, do laundry, and go to bed to serve him.

Hehe smiled, turned around in the living room and found no one, then went to the kitchen, no one was there.Glass room, nobody.Are you sleeping?A suspicious person was about to walk towards the bedroom, and happened to pass the bathroom on the way, he gently opened the door in a flash of inspiration, and sure enough, Shen Wenyi was sitting on the toilet upright.

The doctor turned around and said, "I'm sending a telegram."

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39. Self-tackling and self-sufficiency

Although there was no obvious verbal agreement, Ji Xiu officially had a new roommate.

Shen Wenyi's temperament is indifferent, and he has no special requirements, except for the unique needs of men.

How can a wound or something compare to the allure of a certain piece of flesh that is sleeping next to him at the moment?So when it was still daylight, the doctor's hand quietly climbed onto Ji Xiu's waist.

Squeeze left, touch/touch right, go up and down for a while, in short, your hands don't hesitate.Ji Ershao, who was sleeping soundly, started to frown, subconsciously patted his hands on his waist and turned over again, but the doctor was still unyielding. After Er Shao innocently turned over, it was more convenient for him to find the entrance at the back, and hooked his fingers directly into the pajama pants Quietly pulled down a section, revealing half an arc.

itchy.Ji Ershao, who fell into a deep sleep, was more honest, but unfortunately his pajamas were thick and he tried his best to get rid of them.So he turned over and lay down again, revealing what the doctor regarded as the most beautiful chicken/chicken/chicken.

Why is it getting more and more itchy? !

The second young master suddenly opened his eyes, the white ceiling was particularly dazzling in his silver-gray vision, he was stunned for a few seconds before recovering slightly, and slapped the doctor's shoulder with his hand on his waist, "I want to sleep, please."

"Hmm." Someone was slurring his words with something stuffed in his mouth.

When the body's sensations were slowly waking up, the second young master quickly stopped him and protested, "How can you make me sleep like this! I have to go to work later."

Someone looked up, staring at Ji Ershao's slightly angry face with shining eyes.

The doctor's obedient nod surprised Ji Xiu, and the second young master, who was a little knotted and still not fully awake, hesitantly pulled up his pants/zip, pinched the quilt and let out a long sigh of relief, turning his body sideways to meet the doctor next to him.

Will he be in good spirits just by looking at him?Ignoring the doctor's piercing gaze, he closed his eyes and fell asleep in seconds.

Five minutes later...the doctor's hand climbed up someone's back again and found the entrance accurately along the ravine!

"Well!"

The moment he was opened, Er Shao's body jumped up suddenly, and he opened his eyes only to find that he was still lying on the bed safely.

"Didn't it be good to sleep!" Could it be that he had reached an agreement with someone in his dream just now?

"Didn't you ask me to do it after you fell asleep?" The doctor looked at the second young master strangely, and continued to drill in.

"Then wait until I'm asleep."

"That's because you slept too lightly."

This time I won't give up halfway, someone who likes to sleep naked/sleep directly rubs the heat/source/against Er Shao's thigh/legs.

"Hmm... don't..." When he pressed a certain place, the familiar electric current passed through his body, and there was no time to stop it. The overwhelming current tide almost drowned him, and he could only open his speechless mouth to breathe air hard. Like a fish out of water grabbing Shen Wenyi's shoulder.

Although the two have been living together for four days, but because the wound on the part that the doctor can't tell has not healed, it's not bad.

The quiet doctor just hugged Ji Ershao, and Er Shao, who had dreamed and lightly slept in the past, miraculously slept more soundly than before, except today!

"Wait..." I tried to adjust my breathing, "Wait!"

Someone's wound seems to have not healed, right?

"Can you do it there?" If it was so intense, it wouldn't open the wound and bleed all over the place, right?

"..." Someone was stunned for a moment, then continued to move.

please.Ji Xiu Fu forehead, it really is like this.No one can fully recover in four days!Why don't you work so hard, he won't run away, can't you just wait a few more days?

So Ji Er Shao used the courage of a man to suppress the doctor for the first time. Don't think that he wanted to sprinkle salt on the doctor's wound, but took the initiative to incorporate the doctor into his body.

In order to avoid the tragic scene of blood spattering three feet, Ji Ershao decided to lead the whole process, imagining the doctor calling / spring under his body with confidence.

It's a pity that his grand plans and ambitions were not realized. No matter how hard he tried, he pinched and squeezed the doctor with all his strength and never gave a gnaw. Refreshing doctor preparing breakfast.

He really... failed!

The heart was broken, it was about the issue of masculinity/dignity, someone suddenly swore secretly: I will let you scream to death under me one day!

Immediately revive the full blood state on the spot, brush your teeth, wash your face and shave your beard.A delicate man must have a perfectly clean face, and shaving every day is a compulsory course in the morning.

The shaving mousse occupies half of the face with a faint apple smell. Someone who shaves every day skillfully sweeps the razor across the face slowly. As the white mousse gradually decreases, the face also shows its original appearance. Outline.

After a whole night, only a few stubbles that emerged sporadically were strangled in the cradle.

Look left, handsome.

Look right, still handsome.

The handsome Ji Ershao put down the razor and washed his face in satisfaction, only to realize that Shen Wenyi was standing at the door at some point.

The two houses on this floor were both bought by Ji Xiu. The one he lives in now has three bedrooms, two living rooms and two bathrooms, and the one next to him has two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom, so there is no such thing as two people and three bathrooms grabbing the bathroom. embarrassing situation.

"Want to take a telegram?" After wiping his face and applying body lotion, he prepared to leave the bathroom.

Since being fooled by Ji Xiu that morning, the term poop has been completely replaced by "telegraph" in daily life.

This unique term has become a milestone of tacit understanding between the two, at least one of the few success stories that can reach an agreement.

Shen Wenyi looked at it in a strange way, and Ji Ershao didn't know what to look at, so he hurried out and patted the doctor on the shoulder, half teasing and half concerned, and said, "Don't hold it back, it's bad for your health, hurry up and send a telegram! The people of your motherland are eagerly waiting Waiting for your telegram! Just say hello and don't talk about it.

It would be embarrassing to have to contact several times, and it would be embarrassing to have nothing to talk about next time. "

After finishing speaking, a certain person walked forward complacently with his chest puffed out. He was really... considerate!

Shen Wenyi just wondered why someone shaves every day.Listening to the footsteps following, Ji Ershao turned his head strangely and asked, "Huh? Didn't you want to send a telegram?"

Can you tell the truth?The doctor nodded and shook his head silently.Still don't say it.

"Strange." Ji Xiu rubbed his forehead. The dining room had already been filled with all kinds of pickled vegetables, as well as steaming porridge, and the egg yolks were fried just right.