The Awakening of the Pearl
39 The new plan of the brain-dead party
Although a few brain-damaged people who committed crimes survived because of Yong Qi's face, they have completely fallen out of favor with the saints.
People are like this. When you have something, you never feel how precious it is. When you lose it, you can discover its value; Pretend to be noble or dress up profoundly, but once you fall into the dust, what awaits you is only the indifference of human feelings, the bleakness after the prosperity is over...
For this point, no one has a deeper understanding than Aixinjue Luo Yongqi.
When he was thrown into the Jingyang Palace by the guards in a state of embarrassment, what appeared in his mind was that when the Tibetan chieftain entered the capital, he was standing one step behind Huang Ama... How high-spirited he was at that time!
When he was disgraced and stuffed into the dilapidated Beizi Mansion, what he kept thinking about was the gorgeous painted pillars, carved beams, golden bricks and red tiles of Yuqing Palace...
When he was confiscated by the Ministry of Internal Affairs but had nowhere to appeal, so he could only live his life based on calculations... Even in his dreams, he was being flattered and flattered by all the officials, spending a lot of money and giving away his loyalty!
When will Huang Ama forgive me?
Yongqi waited, waited, waited, waited, and waited in the mansion full of anticipation... But he only waited for the voice of praise from the court!
But not to him, but to the twelfth younger brother whom he despises the most!
That son of the middle palace who was rejected by the imperial father since he was born!
That Aixinjue Luo Yongxuan whose name has the same pronunciation as his!
'The crown prince is so intelligent that it is rare in the world'
"The emperor and the prince are deeply in love with each other, which is really a blessing of the Qing Dynasty"
"Recently, the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty depends entirely on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
No!This is not right!You all praised me before!Yong Qi couldn't help but grabbed their necks and shook them violently.
Those officials no longer bowed their knees to salute him, but let their servants throw him away arbitrarily.
The contemptuous and contemptuous Yan Sheng seemed to be telling him silently: You idiot, those words are all just to fool you!You are a cinder-headed mallet!
Yongqi's pride was shattered piece by piece...
The feeling of being under one person and above tens of thousands of people in the past seems really too good now...
His former disdain has turned into crazy miss!
He must do something, he must make a comeback and regain his glory!
In order to achieve this ultimate goal, he must take advantage of his status as a prince and the convenience of leaving the palace to open a mansion. He must also actively recruit his own forces and try his best to take the high throne under his hips!
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The first target of Yong Qi's courtship is Fu Erkang, the eldest son of a wealthy family who is both civil and military, unparalleled in intelligence, and loyal!
Although Vulkang's appearance is ruined, his martial arts are still good, and he has a lot of bad ideas in his mind, especially since he was the one who supported him early in the morning, and he even accompanied him through the journey. Beloved day and night day and night...
So Yongqi decided to mobilize him first!
It is said that Vulkang has stopped pitying himself in the mirror from time to time since he was disfigured...
He began to feel inferior, depressed, and silently perverted...
But after receiving the handwritten letter that Qinger helped Ziwei bring out from the palace, all this has changed!
Not only did he suddenly regain his strength, but he was even more proud than before. Rise up, Vulkan!
He held Qing'er in his mouth and read the love poem written by Ziwei, he was so happy that he didn't even notice that the happiness on Qing'er's face was mixed with rippling/rippling tenderness and implied jealousy.
"I'm so touched, my heart is about to fly out! My Ziwei~ Mountain Wuling, Heaven and Earth, dare to be with you! Since you don't dislike me, how can I dislike myself! Wow~Wow Oh~wow~" The disfigured face with big nostrils DY wriggled and left~~
(For specific actions, please refer to the nursery rhyme "I Throw, Throw, Throw the Handkerchief"...)
After one person was settled, Yongqi's mobilization became more vigorous.
His second target is—a little mouse with a disabled body and a strong mind, a man on the outside and a woman on the inside!
After Fucha Haozhen was tortured by the castration, he was immediately sent to the Wubeile Mansion by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and given the name Little Mouse.
Since then, he has been depressed all day long and can't eat, and his whole body is miserable and emaciated...
every day every day...
He would use his well-maintained orchid fingers to wipe his tears with his hand-embroidered handkerchief, chant poems to the moon, and be full of heartbreak.
He no longer has any interest in Yongqi's big plan, now he only wants to pursue eternal peace, and a relationship with a man~ In short, he has no intention of starting another disaster...
Just when Yongqi was so worried that she just wanted to throw the little mouse down and shake him awake——Bai Yinshuang appeared!
She is so gentle and kind, so unparalleled in talent and appearance, she not only has a flexible chin that can talk, but also a delicate back of her head that can see through all her thoughts.She can not only satisfy her body and mind, but also assist her career as an excellent wife!
With the help of Bai Yinshuang, the little mouse finally succumbed to his great embrace!
Compared to Bai Yinshuang, this woman, Little Yanzi, seemed to be getting worse and worse.
Up to this point, she is still bluffing and not knowing how to advance or retreat. After the Nth fierce quarrel broke out between the two, Yong Qi completely lost interest in her and was only bored.This kind of woman with big breasts and no brains is only used as a toy in leisure time. If I take her along to act together, maybe I will cause some trouble for myself!
Better tie her up firmly!Save her from going out and causing trouble or revealing their plans!
(Yo? You finally realized this~~)
There is a saying that goes well-everything is difficult at the beginning!
Just when they were scratching their heads and scratching their heads and not knowing what to do, the ground moved!
The earthquake was so timely, it seems that even the heavens are helping them!
So the fifth elder brother Aixinjue Luo Yongqi, who was full of excitement, took his brain trusters: the disfigured scarred and big-nosed Fulkang, the first eunuch Fucha Haozhen and the little mouse who was sentenced to palace punishment. , and his future Wufu Jin palace maid, Bai Hua Bai Yinshuang, secretly started their grand plan of stealing the sky to change the sun, and daring to teach the sun and the moon to change the sky!Baha!Baha!Bahahahaha!
o(╯□╰)o
God...forgive Maomao's ignorance...God damn it!God damn it!God damn it! [hitting the wall]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++
This is what their plan actually looks like!
First of all, Bai Yinshuang blocked the entrance of the Gongyuan, and when the examinees rushed out in order to escape, they caused chaos at the entrance.
Specific method: Shengcheng is pregnant with the flesh and blood of the prince himself!
To be accused under the eyes of such a crowd, presumably Ren Aixinjue Luo Yongxuan would not be able to argue even if he had ten mouths!
(You nonsense... how can you use ten mouths to argue with a hundred mouths! Besides, that psychopath will watch this kind of thing during an earthquake! Does Nima have a head!)
As long as such a quarrel breaks out, Yong Xin will never dare to hurt Bai Yinshuang no matter how angry he gets, in order to guard against the mouths of everyone!
At this time, Yong Qi, who was standing by the side, pretended to pass by again, and reprimanded the prince righteously, establishing his glorious image of being tall, benevolent, kind, and kind!After that, he stood on the side of the weak and defended Bai Yinshuang with a righteous face. The advantages and disadvantages of the two were naturally seen immediately!
As long as Bai Yinshuang is rolling all over the floor to hold Yong Xi back, Yong Qi can go to the Palace of Compassion and Calmness first to have a good breath with Lafayette, and the two of them will join hands to sue Qianlong hard in front of him!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++
What was going on at the same time was the rescue plan of Fu Erkang and Fucha Haozhen!
The people they wanted to save were Ziwei, who was imprisoned, and Xueru, who was brutally beaten into Xinzheku!
Naturally, there is no need to say much about rescuing Ziwei. As for rescuing Xueru, it is because of the affection of Baihua and the little mouse, and Xueru is also born of a Manchu nobleman, and has been a Fujin of the palace for decades, so she will not have any skills. , Yongqi thought about it and readily agreed.Anyway, Xin Zheku lost a criminal woman during the earthquake, so no one would find any problems at all.
What they think is pretty good, but it's a pity that this process is still the same as every "big plan" of theirs. They still start from the first link, and the situation keeps changing...
The first ones to have an accident were Bai Yinshuang and the fifth elder brother who were squatting in the Gongyuan.
They waited left and right and waited for the top and the bottom, and all the candidates who were waiting were gone, and they didn't see the prince coming out...
In desperation, Yong Qi had no choice but to temporarily change the plan, leaving Bai Yinshuang to stay alone, and he will show his filial piety when he enters the palace by himself~
But the time on this journey was delayed, and when Yongqi ran to the Palace of Compassion and Ning, Lafayette had already left, and when he came to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the door was already crowded with people... ... Even with his height, he couldn't see what was going on inside at all, and no one would give him a seat if he wanted to squeeze in to have a look.
Just grinned open the cheeks, opened the back molars, took a deep breath, and let out a fart——
"Huang Ama!!! Yongqi is late ahhhhhhhh!"
Well, well, ╮(╯_╰)╭At least no one dares to squeeze with him this time, right...
The author has something to say: o(╯□╰)o brain damage is too powerful...
PS: The reason why cats and cats release their brains is to make them do a bad thing~
So let's eat it, cats~~
People are like this. When you have something, you never feel how precious it is. When you lose it, you can discover its value; Pretend to be noble or dress up profoundly, but once you fall into the dust, what awaits you is only the indifference of human feelings, the bleakness after the prosperity is over...
For this point, no one has a deeper understanding than Aixinjue Luo Yongqi.
When he was thrown into the Jingyang Palace by the guards in a state of embarrassment, what appeared in his mind was that when the Tibetan chieftain entered the capital, he was standing one step behind Huang Ama... How high-spirited he was at that time!
When he was disgraced and stuffed into the dilapidated Beizi Mansion, what he kept thinking about was the gorgeous painted pillars, carved beams, golden bricks and red tiles of Yuqing Palace...
When he was confiscated by the Ministry of Internal Affairs but had nowhere to appeal, so he could only live his life based on calculations... Even in his dreams, he was being flattered and flattered by all the officials, spending a lot of money and giving away his loyalty!
When will Huang Ama forgive me?
Yongqi waited, waited, waited, waited, and waited in the mansion full of anticipation... But he only waited for the voice of praise from the court!
But not to him, but to the twelfth younger brother whom he despises the most!
That son of the middle palace who was rejected by the imperial father since he was born!
That Aixinjue Luo Yongxuan whose name has the same pronunciation as his!
'The crown prince is so intelligent that it is rare in the world'
"The emperor and the prince are deeply in love with each other, which is really a blessing of the Qing Dynasty"
"Recently, the prosperity of the Qing Dynasty depends entirely on His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."
No!This is not right!You all praised me before!Yong Qi couldn't help but grabbed their necks and shook them violently.
Those officials no longer bowed their knees to salute him, but let their servants throw him away arbitrarily.
The contemptuous and contemptuous Yan Sheng seemed to be telling him silently: You idiot, those words are all just to fool you!You are a cinder-headed mallet!
Yongqi's pride was shattered piece by piece...
The feeling of being under one person and above tens of thousands of people in the past seems really too good now...
His former disdain has turned into crazy miss!
He must do something, he must make a comeback and regain his glory!
In order to achieve this ultimate goal, he must take advantage of his status as a prince and the convenience of leaving the palace to open a mansion. He must also actively recruit his own forces and try his best to take the high throne under his hips!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++
The first target of Yong Qi's courtship is Fu Erkang, the eldest son of a wealthy family who is both civil and military, unparalleled in intelligence, and loyal!
Although Vulkang's appearance is ruined, his martial arts are still good, and he has a lot of bad ideas in his mind, especially since he was the one who supported him early in the morning, and he even accompanied him through the journey. Beloved day and night day and night...
So Yongqi decided to mobilize him first!
It is said that Vulkang has stopped pitying himself in the mirror from time to time since he was disfigured...
He began to feel inferior, depressed, and silently perverted...
But after receiving the handwritten letter that Qinger helped Ziwei bring out from the palace, all this has changed!
Not only did he suddenly regain his strength, but he was even more proud than before. Rise up, Vulkan!
He held Qing'er in his mouth and read the love poem written by Ziwei, he was so happy that he didn't even notice that the happiness on Qing'er's face was mixed with rippling/rippling tenderness and implied jealousy.
"I'm so touched, my heart is about to fly out! My Ziwei~ Mountain Wuling, Heaven and Earth, dare to be with you! Since you don't dislike me, how can I dislike myself! Wow~Wow Oh~wow~" The disfigured face with big nostrils DY wriggled and left~~
(For specific actions, please refer to the nursery rhyme "I Throw, Throw, Throw the Handkerchief"...)
After one person was settled, Yongqi's mobilization became more vigorous.
His second target is—a little mouse with a disabled body and a strong mind, a man on the outside and a woman on the inside!
After Fucha Haozhen was tortured by the castration, he was immediately sent to the Wubeile Mansion by the Ministry of Internal Affairs, and given the name Little Mouse.
Since then, he has been depressed all day long and can't eat, and his whole body is miserable and emaciated...
every day every day...
He would use his well-maintained orchid fingers to wipe his tears with his hand-embroidered handkerchief, chant poems to the moon, and be full of heartbreak.
He no longer has any interest in Yongqi's big plan, now he only wants to pursue eternal peace, and a relationship with a man~ In short, he has no intention of starting another disaster...
Just when Yongqi was so worried that she just wanted to throw the little mouse down and shake him awake——Bai Yinshuang appeared!
She is so gentle and kind, so unparalleled in talent and appearance, she not only has a flexible chin that can talk, but also a delicate back of her head that can see through all her thoughts.She can not only satisfy her body and mind, but also assist her career as an excellent wife!
With the help of Bai Yinshuang, the little mouse finally succumbed to his great embrace!
Compared to Bai Yinshuang, this woman, Little Yanzi, seemed to be getting worse and worse.
Up to this point, she is still bluffing and not knowing how to advance or retreat. After the Nth fierce quarrel broke out between the two, Yong Qi completely lost interest in her and was only bored.This kind of woman with big breasts and no brains is only used as a toy in leisure time. If I take her along to act together, maybe I will cause some trouble for myself!
Better tie her up firmly!Save her from going out and causing trouble or revealing their plans!
(Yo? You finally realized this~~)
There is a saying that goes well-everything is difficult at the beginning!
Just when they were scratching their heads and scratching their heads and not knowing what to do, the ground moved!
The earthquake was so timely, it seems that even the heavens are helping them!
So the fifth elder brother Aixinjue Luo Yongqi, who was full of excitement, took his brain trusters: the disfigured scarred and big-nosed Fulkang, the first eunuch Fucha Haozhen and the little mouse who was sentenced to palace punishment. , and his future Wufu Jin palace maid, Bai Hua Bai Yinshuang, secretly started their grand plan of stealing the sky to change the sun, and daring to teach the sun and the moon to change the sky!Baha!Baha!Bahahahaha!
o(╯□╰)o
God...forgive Maomao's ignorance...God damn it!God damn it!God damn it! [hitting the wall]
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++
This is what their plan actually looks like!
First of all, Bai Yinshuang blocked the entrance of the Gongyuan, and when the examinees rushed out in order to escape, they caused chaos at the entrance.
Specific method: Shengcheng is pregnant with the flesh and blood of the prince himself!
To be accused under the eyes of such a crowd, presumably Ren Aixinjue Luo Yongxuan would not be able to argue even if he had ten mouths!
(You nonsense... how can you use ten mouths to argue with a hundred mouths! Besides, that psychopath will watch this kind of thing during an earthquake! Does Nima have a head!)
As long as such a quarrel breaks out, Yong Xin will never dare to hurt Bai Yinshuang no matter how angry he gets, in order to guard against the mouths of everyone!
At this time, Yong Qi, who was standing by the side, pretended to pass by again, and reprimanded the prince righteously, establishing his glorious image of being tall, benevolent, kind, and kind!After that, he stood on the side of the weak and defended Bai Yinshuang with a righteous face. The advantages and disadvantages of the two were naturally seen immediately!
As long as Bai Yinshuang is rolling all over the floor to hold Yong Xi back, Yong Qi can go to the Palace of Compassion and Calmness first to have a good breath with Lafayette, and the two of them will join hands to sue Qianlong hard in front of him!
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ ++++++++++++++++++++++++
What was going on at the same time was the rescue plan of Fu Erkang and Fucha Haozhen!
The people they wanted to save were Ziwei, who was imprisoned, and Xueru, who was brutally beaten into Xinzheku!
Naturally, there is no need to say much about rescuing Ziwei. As for rescuing Xueru, it is because of the affection of Baihua and the little mouse, and Xueru is also born of a Manchu nobleman, and has been a Fujin of the palace for decades, so she will not have any skills. , Yongqi thought about it and readily agreed.Anyway, Xin Zheku lost a criminal woman during the earthquake, so no one would find any problems at all.
What they think is pretty good, but it's a pity that this process is still the same as every "big plan" of theirs. They still start from the first link, and the situation keeps changing...
The first ones to have an accident were Bai Yinshuang and the fifth elder brother who were squatting in the Gongyuan.
They waited left and right and waited for the top and the bottom, and all the candidates who were waiting were gone, and they didn't see the prince coming out...
In desperation, Yong Qi had no choice but to temporarily change the plan, leaving Bai Yinshuang to stay alone, and he will show his filial piety when he enters the palace by himself~
But the time on this journey was delayed, and when Yongqi ran to the Palace of Compassion and Ning, Lafayette had already left, and when he came to the Hall of Mental Cultivation, the door was already crowded with people... ... Even with his height, he couldn't see what was going on inside at all, and no one would give him a seat if he wanted to squeeze in to have a look.
Just grinned open the cheeks, opened the back molars, took a deep breath, and let out a fart——
"Huang Ama!!! Yongqi is late ahhhhhhhh!"
Well, well, ╮(╯_╰)╭At least no one dares to squeeze with him this time, right...
The author has something to say: o(╯□╰)o brain damage is too powerful...
PS: The reason why cats and cats release their brains is to make them do a bad thing~
So let's eat it, cats~~
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