war and peace

Theme: One Hundred Questions about Compatibility, Act Four

Interviewer: Mou Lan

Interviewee: Harry, Big V

Audience: Death Eaters, Order of the Phoenix, Hogwarts, Potters

Time: after the sixth quarter of the plot

Scenes:

A certain blue (doubtful): Hey, where is Professor Dumbledore?Why haven't you come back yet?Seeing that our time is coming!

V (meaningfully): He's gone far away and won't be back for a while.

Harry (confused): Far door? (wakes up immediately) Oh!

Order of the Phoenix: Why don't we know, but Voldemort knows?And why didn't Harry know about it?

Death Eaters (cheering): You really know everything, Lord!

Mou Lan: Cough cough, well, then we won't wait for Professor Dumbledore, the final show will officially begin!Friendly reminder, please bring your own tissues for admission, be sure to prepare enough!

76 What do you want the other party to say when you are in H?

V (Feet): He doesn't need to speak...

H (Dissatisfied): Don't make me tease him all the time!

[Voice-over (screaming): Oh oh oh~ what did we hear? 】

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (weak): This is not the first time this has happened... By the way, are we really not of the nature of light bulbs?

77 Which kind of expression do you like the other person when H?

V/H (in unison): All.

[Besides the voice-over that continues to scream, the members of the Order of the Phoenix and the Death Eaters feel themselves glowing. 】78 Do you think it is okay to have sex with people other than lovers?

V (shaking his head): No way.

Harry (Domineering): He threw away all his Veela!

Mou Lan (suddenly realized): So all those things under Tom’s bed ended up like this?

Malfoy (distressed): No wonder my father said that his gift has never been appreciated by the master, so it was all solved by the savior?

79 Are you interested in SM?

V (keep shaking his head): I don't want to.

H (stare): I definitely don't have such a perverted hobby!

Mou Lan: This question is really serious. Although we love each other and kill each other, it is not killing at this level~

[Voice-over: Get out, your murder is even more cruel to your body and mind! 】

80 If the other party suddenly stopped asking for your body, would you?

V (laughing): I don't think that's possible. (glances at Harry) His self-control... Well, I'll leave it at that.

H (angry): I must be thinking about something not to affect me again... (Gripping V's hand viciously) Leave me alone?Don't even think about it!Your soul is in me!

Order of the Phoenix (shocked): So we're looking at the Wizarding World version of Titanic?You are in my heart, my heart is eternal?

Death Eaters (same shock): People in the Order of the Phoenix actually know about the Titanic?Aren't we the only ones breaking into the Muggle world?

81 What do you think of Qiang J?

V (frown): Do I look like someone who would do that?Does the Dark Lord need to use such low-level methods?

H (stare): It's an atrocity...but it has nothing to do with us, right?

Mou Lan (laughs): Indeed, you can get straight to the point as long as you pull your little hands!

H (turning into anger from embarrassment again): It's not the two-way soul you made!Body memory!Do you dare to say that you didn't make this setting on purpose?

Mou Lan (innocent): Don’t you think this is cute, Harry?

V (gentle): Leave her alone, Harry.Getting hurt is not what you think.

H (immediately diverted attention): But your injury is not healed yet

[The background is instantly full of white lilies]

[A host crouched in a corner and drew a circle]

What is the more painful thing in 82H?

V (laughs): I have to endure it.

H (angry): No matter how you tease him, you can't make it to the last step!

A certain blue (muttering in the corner): Zhou Yu beats Huang Gai, you two are really a perfect match!

83 In the H so far, which place makes you most excited and anxious?

V (contemplation): The snowy night doesn't count, I cast the protective spell.Lakes don't count either, for the same reason.The office didn't count either, no one was allowed in without permission, except Harry... that was probably a meeting?

H (face flushed, mouth stiff): I don't know!

Death Eaters (Thriller): Meeting?which meeting?How do we not know?

Mou Lan (still thinking about it to herself, but finally realized it): Stop!This is a serious spoiler!Field affairs, cut out the previous paragraph!

84 Have you ever been seduced by the recipient?

V (smiling softly): Yes.

H (lowering his head, wanting to bury himself): ... Yes.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (supporting their foreheads one after another): Why is there a special feeling that the savior is Slytherin? !

85 What was the attacking side's expression at that time?

V (touching his face): I think it should be a look of dissatisfaction.

H (against): Why didn't I see it?A look of abstinence is the feeling!

Everyone: Are you sure you're talking the same expression?God-like acting skills can't do it!

86 Has the attacker committed any acts of violence?

V (shaking his head): As I said, the Dark Lord doesn't need such low-level methods.

H (Shocked): Is this so possible? ! (whispers) but I can't help it...

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (don't know what expression to do): Curse the character of Gryffindor a hundred times a hundred times!

87 What was the recipient's reaction at that time?

jump over……

88 For you, what is the ideal of "being an H object"?

V (looking intently at Harry): As long as he's Harry.

H (serious): As long as he is Tom Marvolo Riddle, Voldemort, Dark Lord... I will accept all these identities.

[Voiceover: No way, these two people are too bright, blinded...]

89 Does the current partner meet your ideal?

V: Absolutely, it couldn't be better.

H: Well.

Mou Lan: This question is really... so nonsense.

Did 90 use small props in H?

V (thinking): Doesn’t water count?Doesn't the table count?Doesn't snow count?Doesn't the mirror count?

A certain blue (insert hastily): The mirror counts!

H (confused): Mirror?Where is the mirror?I do not know how?

V (nodding): It's the Mirror of Erised!Do you remember what you saw inside?

H (blush instantly): Oh...

[Voice-over: Oh, what a god, please explain in detail! 】

A certain blue (fake cough): Oh, for details on this question, please refer to the so-called magic mirror world.

91 When did it happen to you for the first time?

V: Harry was in his fourth year at Hogwarts on New Year's Eve, of course he was in his fourth year for the second time.

H: Me too.

Death Eaters (surprise): The Lord got the savior soon!As expected of a Lord!

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (blocking faces): Don't give us any more shots!We have complained so much that we have nothing to complain about!

92 Was the object at that time the current lover?

The time and place are all the same...what else is there to ask?

93 Where is your favorite place to be kissed?

V: Heart and mouth.

H: Anywhere is fine. (Turns to look at V worriedly) Does it still hurt there?

V (smile): Are you stupid? It's a wound to the soul, it won't bring it to the body.

H (rarely didn't get angry when he was said to be stupid): You are the one who is stupid, okay!Can't you think of a safe solution?

V (still smiling): But it succeeded in the end!

H (grabs the opponent's hand): I'm sorry.

[Voice-over: Wait, wait!Why did the atmosphere suddenly go in another direction?Radu can't pull back! 】94 Where do you like to kiss each other most?

V (deep smile): The whole body.

H (without hesitation): Heart!

Mou Lan (very doubtful): Are you sure you two agreed after listening to each other's answer to the previous question?Don't think it's enough to blind people's eyes?

[The two look at each other affectionately, but no one pays attention to her]

What is the most pleasing thing for the other party at 95H?

V (continuing to laugh meaningfully): Take the initiative.

H (face flushed): take the initiative.

A certain blue (doubtful): Wait a minute!So who are you taking the initiative?

[Voiceover: We also want to know this question! 】

What will you think at 96H?

V: It really is Gryffindor!

H: Can't think of anything...

Mou Lan (suddenly realized): Is this the difference between Gryffindor and Slytherin?

97 H times per night?

V (looking at Harry pointedly): Depends.

H (in a low voice): If you can't bear it, then...

[Voiceover: If you can't bear it, don't bear it!I'm so suffocated that I'm not a man! 】

At 98 hours, do you take off your clothes yourself, or does the other party help you take them off?

V (continues to look at Harry meaningfully): Both.

H (voice is still very small): Both.

[Voice-over: So who took it off first?Also, who takes off more? ] Mou Lan (unhappy): So why can’t these hundred questions be asked to the point?

What is 99 H to you?

V (seriously): My boy. (bites hard on "mine")

H (breaks fingers): Convincing him, thinking of him, or just... (Looking at V) just wanting to get closer to him.

A certain blue (falling to the ground with nosebleed): I can't do it anymore, I will die without regrets!

100 Please say something to your lover

V: One sentence is too long, I just want to say two words.

H (quickly): I love you. (complacent) I'm faster than you!

V (voice low and clear): Me too.

Members of the Order of the Phoenix (covering their faces): The last question won't let us live in peace... What is there to be proud of, Harry!

Death Eaters (applause): Sure enough, two words! Lord's magic trick!

A certain blue (this guy has passed out happily): ...

[Voiceover: Wait a minute, shouldn't there be a French kiss for the curtain call? 】Because the host fainted, the ending curtain call was hastily passed.The trash can in the venue was full of tissues, and it was said that it was full of nosebleeds from unknown people... As for Dumbledore, he still didn't come back after the end.

Hermione (rejoiced): The interview is finally over. Fortunately, I didn't lie down this time, thanks to Merlin.With that said, I can go on a world trip?

The Potters (echoing): Take us with you, Hermione!With the Dark Lord as his son-in-law, Harry was already so reassuring that he couldn't be more reassuring!

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