my dog ​​my king

White walls and blue tiles, green bougainvillea and green mango tree branches cast shade on the top of the wall, the breeze blows, the sound of waves, at the end of the quiet stone path, is the man leaning against the door, waiting for you to go home.

Safe, reliable, like a harbor, he feels comfortable all over his body, even the wind around his body is light blue and emerald green refreshing.

This man, with such a scene, can almost be painted.

The big dog wags its tail, even though it is a dog that has just left the illiterate group, it still feels that Duan Zhenhui at this moment is very beautiful.

It's so beautiful...it feels very good to enter.

The big dog bared its white and bright canine teeth and licked it.

Sensing his big brother's intention to "bite", Xi Wei subconsciously rubbed his stomach, is there anything delicious?Why didn't he see it?

Oops, he ate five plates of ice cream cakes with caramelized mint and kiwi fruit on the plane, and he's not hungry now.

Rubbing his stomach with his hands, Xi Wei began to inhale and exhale, intending to make room for his stomach. If he encounters a delicacy that even Brother Gou can't help but miss because of his appetite, He will definitely regret it to death, so even if his belly is broken, he must open his mouth when it is time to open his mouth.

The big dog was speechless for a while, closed his mouth, and gave his greedy little brother a hard look.

Really, does it have to be eaten if it shows its teeth?Teeth have other functions besides eating, okay?Hey, what a goddamn foodie boy, it spoils the atmosphere too much.

Duan Zhenhui obviously had something on his mind, even though he faced the dog brother and brother directly, he didn't realize the turbulent undercurrent between them at all.

"Back?" He took the initiative to greet him.

"Well, I'm back." Xi Wei replied carelessly, and happily gave the man a warm hug. Not only that, he also stretched out his hands to touch him, playing a hooligan.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing, it's broad daylight, and this is the gate..." Duan Zhenhui froze, embarrassed, and began to struggle.

Xi Wei searched all over, not even letting go of his butt pockets, but found nothing in the end. He couldn't help but feel a little disappointed, "You came here empty-handed."

"...What do you hope to find from me?" Duan Zhenhui got rid of embarrassment and became angry. This guy wants to have such a childish face, and smiles as cute and bright as a flower when he comes up. Changed the sky, but he also became so frank and straightforward that he couldn't even get seriously angry.

Xi Wei looked at his brother aggrievedly, "Where's the food?"

The big dog glared angrily, "When did I say that there is something to eat? 』

"Brother, what are you doing baring your teeth?"

"I just want to bite, can't I? 』

Xi Wei turned around, looked at Duan Zhenhui again, stroked his tense tendons, and showed a tearless expression, "Oh, I misunderstood, Duan, this is a big misunderstanding. It turns out that you didn't bring I bought something delicious, but you are so delicious. The weather is too hot, and I don’t really want to eat meat. I didn’t realize how delicious you are. My fault, my fault, the fault is In terms of eating, why are you slower than my brother?"

"Oh, did Weiwei admit that he is a foodie?" Yu Shengyin asked softly.

"Not only did he admit it, but this eater is also sad because he suspects that his level of foodie has dropped. In fact, he doesn't need to worry about it at all." Yu Sheng said badly.

The big dog, with its black lines all over its head and face, didn't want to pay attention to these people at all. It walked forward on its own, took out the key from the bronze plate, grabbed it with its fleshy claws, opened the door and entered the house, intending to completely ignore the group of people guy's presence.

"Wow--"

The big dog was stunned, and Xi Wei also let out a scream.

It's only been less than ten days since I left home, how come the garden of Wanghailou has suddenly turned into a virgin forest?

Green, green, green, green...everywhere!

What are the branches climbing up the wall? The few small trees stretching out of the wall are simply too shy and childish.

Do you know the forest of thorns that surround Sleeping Beauty's castle?Now what they see in front of them almost means that.

Facing the thick green wall like a tropical rainforest, Xi Wei jumped, but he didn't see where his small building was, and he didn't even see the top of the tall building.

The big dog stared blankly at Yu Shengyin with pure eyes, "Our home?" 』

Yu Tianwang smiled softly, "My home is inside the tree, don't worry, nothing will disappear."

"However, how can plants grow so vigorously?"No one waters it. 』

The gentle Yu Tianwang quietly leaned into the big dog's ear, and said as if asking for credit: "I always remember the flowers and plants, and every day there is a fish body, come back secretly to water it."

The big dog was a little sweaty, "Is it the ink that is poured every day?"No dilution? 』

"Yes, that's right," Yu Wenwen Yu Shengyin said happily, "Flowers and plants like ink very much, and I seem to be able to hear their laughter every time I water it, so I water it vigorously, of course, there is no ink. Forget about the Nepenthes sea roses. It’s just strange, but the Nepenthes are still growing normally, not as good as the flowers and plants planted later.”

He looked, as if he was worried that he would make the dog sad if he didn't grow the pitcher plants and sea roses well.

The big dog is completely sweating, please, Yinyin, the flowers and plants planted later are just ordinary varieties bought on Taobao, how can it be the same as the cultivation of spiritual plants.

Watering them all with ink and not pruning them can only result in overgrowth and excess nutrition.

"Hmph," Yu Shengyin began to laugh viciously, "you still don't believe him if he is a half-baked guy, how about it, you know how powerful it is. Cut, what about the king, what about the king, with a gentle and amiable appearance, In fact, it can’t even grow a flower well, so it’s useless.”

The gentle Yu Shengyin was very unconvinced, "No, my lord, when the dogs were not at home, I also helped water the flowers, and the pitcher plants grow very well."

"That's because the ink cage grass is matched. People should water it like that. There is no need to pay attention to skills. A fool can raise it well."

"Jun...Your Majesty, you said I was a fool..."

"How about just talking about you? Idiot, idiot, you bite me."

"Obviously I was making money to support the family and provide for your lord to eat, drink and have fun, so why did I become a fool instead?" Yu Shengyin whispered softly and quit.

"...Cut, that's why I think the human world is very strange. Someone like you can actually become a successful person." Facing the facts, Yu Shengyin could only keep her voice down.

Duan Zhenhui was puzzled, "Is he practicing stand-up comedy?"

Just now I thought it was very strange, how could Yu Shengyin seem to be mentally ill, talking to himself so happily.

Cough cough, actually, Xi Wei is also very strange sometimes. The big dog obviously didn't make a sound, so he talked to the big dog to himself, but the big dog was still standing there anyway. At most, he thought that Xi Wei I can understand dog language.Since he was transferred, the thick information in the archives has made him completely calm about the existence of dog whisperers and the like.

But Yu Shengyin's current situation is very different from that one. Even if it is a dual personality, I have never heard that two personalities can quarrel with themselves like this.

"Oh, him," Xi Wei shrugged, and began to run the train with his mouth full, "Master Tianwang is very interested in a schizophrenic script recently, and wants to try what it's like to be an actor."

"..." Duan Zhenhui thought for a while and said cautiously, "I don't think his acting skills need to be honed anymore."

Yu Shengyin, who talks to himself, is very, very neurotic, very neurotic.

The big dog glared angrily at the little dog who was chatting leisurely there, "Come and work quickly, trim the branches and leaves, do you want a home!" 』

"Oh." Xi Wei shrunk his neck, rolled up his sleeves and began to work.

With a wave of the big dog's paw, it was better than a sickle, and a large piece of the branch fell off. Xi Wei took out the gun, scratched his head, and adjusted the intensity of the instilled mental power, and a sickle-like shape was formed on the gun's muzzle. Translucent air, one pull the trigger, and it can be launched.

"Wahhaha..." Xi Wei used this trick to peel the leaves and had a lot of fun. Of course, sometimes he cut the leaves too hard, and when he cut off the branches that should be kept, he would inevitably be blamed by the big dog.

"...Vacuum blade." Duan Zhenhui stared at him with shock.

From the very beginning, he had a heart of love for Xi Wei, and now this desire is even stronger.

Seeing his expression, the big dog moved his eyes, as if he was thinking about something.

Yu Shengyin walked around with his hands tied together, and directed Duan Zhenhui to gather the cut branches and leaves together. He knew that the big dog must have some use for these things and should not be thrown away carelessly.

Duan Zhenhui started working profusely with sweat, and cleaned up half of the garden. After the broken branches and broken leaves were piled up like a hill, he realized that Yu Shengyin hadn't done anything, and he was immediately angry.

Snapped--

He threw a green mango over, leaving a yellow-yellow-green mark on Yu Shengyin's silk skirt, "What are you doing!"

Yu Shengyin froze for a moment, "Do you dare to hit me?"

"You are the one who smashed it. Everyone is working, but you are the only one who doesn't do anything."

"Do you want me to work for you?"

"I've done it all, what can't you do?"

"It's just an ingredient. Even if you are very delicious, you can't be so arrogant and want me to serve you!"

Xi Wei interrupted bouncing in the distance, "I am willing to serve the ingredients, I am willing!"

Duan Zhenhui was furious, and started to roll up his arms and sleeves at Yu Shengyin, "Since when have you served me? Huh? Last time you made me into meatloaf, I haven't settled with you yet!"

Xi Wei interjected again, "Meat pie is delicious, I love meat pie!"

"He's a piece of meat, not a meat pie." After correcting the little milk dog's incorrect cognition, Yu Shengyin yelled back at Duan Zhenhui, not to be outdone, "If you want to settle the score, it's up to you? Come on, come on, dare to stand in front of me Bounce, that's the little rooster serving as the weasel's escort, and it's free, no money, no life, if that's the case, you're so bold and willing to go all out, so why should I be polite, I'll eat you right now !"

Duan Zhenhui didn't say anything, just lifted his clothes, revealing his strong wheat-colored waist, and the cold ancient knife hanging on his waist.

"It's fighting, it's fighting!" Xi Wei excitedly pulled the big dog's tail.

The big dog had seen it a long time ago, and had been pretending not to see it all the time. At this time, he decided he couldn't bear it anymore.

"You tell them both..."

"Yeah." Xi Wei nodded, and shouted obediently, "The two over there, my brother said, they have to go outside for hand-to-hand combat, and they are not allowed to take off their clothes and talk dirty in my house, they will teach my little brother badly. "

After shouting, he scratched his head, "Hey, brother, what nonsense, they didn't say anything, how could they teach me badly?"

With a tail slapped on the back of Xi Wei's head, the big dog snorted heavily, and looked at the two men in the distance with cold eyes, so severe that both Yu Shengyin and Duan Zhenhui shrunk their necks subconsciously.

weasel?little cock?

snort!

Think that if you use animals as an example, you can tell jokes about money and sex transactions in public?Don't treat animals as people?

What is animal is also what, in terms of unsuitable for children, there is no difference at all for the younger brother!

The fluffy Patriarch spoke majesticly, and the two men who were not suitable for children dared not speak anymore. Duan Zhenhui was very solid, and quickly bent down to continue working hard. Yu Shengyin grumbled, and occasionally helped.

They worked hard and sweated profusely. Fortunately, they were not ordinary people, and their destructive ability was very strong. After a few hours, they dug out the small building from the virgin forest, and the other places were almost done.

The three big men slumped together on the stone slab beside the ancient well, feeling cold and humming in comfort.

The big dog put away all the flowers, branches, leaves and green fruits that have been cut off. These are all good things. After a little processing, they are all money.

It walked briskly into the house, first filled the bathtub with water, called the guys outside to come in to take a bath, then went to the kitchen by itself, took out a few large green and red mangoes, and squeezed out a large bottle of juice.

Well, it's a bit sour, let's add some lychee rock sugar.

"Big fish, have you finished washing? 』

"Come on, what's delicious?" Foodies are germs, and they will definitely be contagious. Now Yu Shengyin always eats.

"I'm going to cook right now and drink the juice first... Hey, don't worry, cool down before drinking." 』The big dog commanded him.

"Easy." Yu Shengyin blew, and a layer of frost floated on the top of the mango juice. It was a hot day, and it seemed to quench his thirst.

After waiting for him to drink some in silence, Yu Shengyin took out the juice bottle and shared it with others.

Duan Zhenhui came out of the shower, as if searching for something, his eyes kept looking in and out.

"What are you looking for?" Yu Shengyin asked him.

"Where's the big fish in the banana boat?" That blue crystal silk flower fish was so beautiful and delicate, Duan Zhenhui always remembered it.

Yu Shengyin tilted her head, narrowed her eyes and smiled happily, "It's too hot, go to the sea to cool off."

Duan Zhenhui said, are you a fool? It's a fake fish. Even if it doesn't sink to the bottom in the sea, if other fish try to bite it, it won't be able to resist. You hurry up and fish it up!

Yu Shengyin rubbed his head and stuffed him with a glass of cold juice, "Don't worry, it's fine."

Duan Zhenhui was completely stunned by such an intimate and friendly gesture. He looked at the gentle and spring-like King Yu foolishly, and his whole body turned petrified.

"Ah!" Xi Wei screamed and rushed out of the bathroom.

"What's the matter, what's the matter?" Duan Zhenhui hurried to care about him, so as to get rid of the uncomfortable feeling between him and Yu Shengyin just now.

"Brother, the walls are full of tree roots and vines, our house is about to collapse!" Xi Wei didn't even care about putting on his clothes, and howled, he rushed straight at the big dog.