my dog ​​my king

The crisis is over. I don't know how the so-called "relevant departments" explained to tens of thousands of viewers the various horrific or miraculous scenes tonight. In short, the broad masses of the people showed a very calm acceptance and a cheerful and optimistic spirit. .

They all said that the concert of their Yinyin was extremely enjoyable and shocking, and it was definitely worth the ticket price, and they were eagerly looking forward to being lucky enough to watch the next one.

When they learned that this performance was unique and irreproducible, they regretted it and felt that their trip was precious. They wandered outside the venue of the piano hall for a long time, lingering and forgetting to return. Some people even missed the last performance Ferry, had to stay overnight in a family hotel on Music Island.

All these things were widely reported, and everyone knew that King Yu Shengyin's Music Island concert was extremely successful, it was called brilliant, it was called shining stars.

And what is the current situation of the king of heaven?

He was obviously exhausted, and he couldn't wake up no matter how much he screamed, he just kept falling asleep.

The assistant, Brother Zhao, was in a hurry and wanted to send it to the hospital. Of course Xi Wei and Dagou disagreed, and moved desperately to their own home. Duan Zhenhui woke up from a coma for a second, and finally decided to leave everything to Xi Wei and the others. .

All of this includes himself.

He Luojun's slap really loosened Colonel Duan's muscles and bones. According to Uncle Maohu's gesticulating description, the power of the body bomb is astonishing, and the crater is almost as big as the one from a rocket launcher.

His team leader is still able to breathe, it is really a supernatural event, this exuberant vitality, it is as if he has taken some immortality medicine.

The big dog secretly thought of his little brother, "The potion can even heal the damage caused by the big fish. After being used by ordinary people, it may really have the effect of strengthening the body." 』

Xi Wei rubbed his chin, "Anyway, the weather is hot now, so how about I take a bath with well water every day?"

"You don't dislike stinky words. 』The big dog sighed, ink is good for everything, but the appearance is too bad. Whose fairy medicine can grow into this kind of virtue.

However, Xi Wei's bathing plan could only be postponed for the time being due to the presence of the two wounded.

In fact, Colonel Duan is really unlucky. In just a few days, he was roasted into char siu by a bomb and put in a bathtub, and then he was photographed as a meatloaf, and he had to stay in a bathtub again. Could it be that he couldn’t do without Xi Wei’s banana boat? Is it?

Filled a tank full of ink, soaked Duan Zhenhui in it, the big dog was about to stuff it into the well with King Yu in its mouth, Xi Wei hurriedly stopped it.

"It's fine when I was a fish before, but throwing people into the well alive, isn't this a forced throwing into the well?"

"Anyway, it doesn't matter if he can't drown. 』The big dog tilted his head.

"Yinyin's current form doesn't have gills. Scientifically speaking, he can't breathe underwater."

"Scientifically speaking, when Yinyin grows his gills, he can still float in the air, and he can still breathe out of the water. If you think about it in reverse, there is no problem in throwing it into the water when you are human. 』

Xi Wei still disagreed, "No, No, I've thought about it carefully, we must never pretend to be people in the well, you're too Sadako."

The big dog rolled his eyes at him, "Just tell me you're afraid and you're fine." 』

It turned around and stuffed Yu Shengyin into the bathtub. Fortunately, the banana boat was so huge that two big men could fit it in. The problem was solved and everyone was happy.

Xi Wei looked at the head-to-head meat section and Tianwang, scratched his head, and felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't think of it for a while, so he shrugged and gave up.

After a good night's sleep, and after changing the water for the two guys, Xi Wei and Dagou began to think about how to repay the debt.

So many amethysts were bought on credit from comrades-in-arms. If you don't pay back the money quickly, I don't know what terrible things will happen.

"When Yinyin wakes up and completes his task, there will be a commission," the big dog clicked on the calculator, "but it's still not enough, why are beautiful stones so valuable among humans?" 』

Xi Wei put down the communicator and collapsed beside the big dog, "The comrade-in-arms said that there is no quick money task, and even drew a skull to threaten me, brother, what should I do, is there a way to get money immediately?"

The big dog moved his ears, "Usually at times like these in movies, villains should come on stage to lure distressed young people into missteps, such as drug trafficking, prostitution, bank robbery, etc. 』

villain?Is there someone close to me who can take on this role?

Xi Wei thought hard, and after much deliberation, he still felt that only insidious comrades in arms were the most suitable. Unfortunately, he had already contacted him just now, and he didn't bother to give him any advice at all. He didn't come up with good or bad ones. He just threatened to pay back the money. That's all.

Well, when Huang Shiren, who was pressing for debts, acted so irresponsibly, and Yang Bailao couldn't pay back the money, at least Officer Huang helped to propose the sinful idea of ​​using his daughter to pay off the debt.

Walking around in and out of the big dog house, he sat down and looked through his own bronze plaque, trying to find something that could be exchanged for money.

Ink ink and pitcher plant are definitely not for sale, they are the treasures they got from the ancient giant beasts from Xiaodao, as for the others...

They are so poor that they have nothing to offer.

In modern society, one has a skill to live well. It thinks that it and its little brother are very capable, but this kind of skill must be exchanged for money.

In the courtyard, the sea roses given by He Luojun have already sprouted thin buds, and the bellflowers are hanging with white buds. Shake and shake, and the spices such as lavender, lemon, orange, calendula, evening primrose, water, peach tree, etc., even if they are watered with ink , and it can't grow so fast, it's not the time to be useful.

But the clusters of dogtail grass in the corner, swaying in the wind, are fluffy and connected together, just like a group of puppies with their tails standing up, huddled together, very cute.

"The dog's tail... grows very well, and some of them are blooming. Can this be sold for money?" 』The big dog smelled this, and then that, and was very happy.

The dilapidated small building and the abandoned garden are gradually coming back to life. When the sun shines, it's really comfortable to live in.

On the lotus leaf table in the corner of the garden, there are already some bottles and jars. They are bath gels that Dagou tried to make with the bamboo salt and chrysanthemum essential oil he bought based on the knowledge from ancient inheritance.

It walked over, wobbled a few times, and shook its smooth fur. I tried it out with my younger brother this morning, and it was very comfortable. My younger brother has so little hair, and it is very refreshing. It is very good for summer, but, this The shower gel is purely hand-made, the output is very low, and the price of similar products on the online store is not high, so it takes a long time to pay off the debt.

Forget it, let’s try it in the kennel first. Exclusive secret gadgets are still very popular on Taobao. Good shampoo and shower gel can also sell for hundreds of dollars a bottle.

Its this one, hair washing, hair care, skin cleansing and skin care, at least four effects in one, so easy to use, and comfortable to use. If it is not recognized by everyone, it must be that everyone has no vision.

The big dog raised his chest and headed up, and went back to the room to use the computer.

By the way, it needs to have a good-looking package. The big dog took out the pocket fruit and a failed earring—yes, the big dog will never lose his belongings. When He Luojun undoes the force that binds it , the first thing the big dog did was to rush forward and take all the crystals back into the sign.

After going through the hard work of making earrings, the two Big Dog brothers have improved by leaps and bounds in using their spiritual power. They have made things that are perfect enough to be worn by the ears of a fish monster. easy.

Because of the amplifying effect of the fruit pulp, the bottle can be made very thin and tough, not easy to be damaged. A small crystal can be stretched into a large bottle. The big dog is still very cost-conscious.

"finished. 』The big dog wagged its tail happily.

The refreshing liquid, with a faint fragrance of bamboo and chrysanthemum, swayed in the impossibly thin crystal bottle, and the round sparkling bubbles swirled upwards, unexpectedly on another level, it was equally alluring.

The evidence is that the little dog ran over snorting, staring at it with bright eyes, and the big dog seriously warned him not to be greedy, as this is not for food.

"Brother, you made it look like a luxury, what are you doing?"

Luxury?

The big dog snapped its paws. It was originally priced at 99, but after thinking about it, it brazenly added another nine to the back.

A bottle of crystal bamboo and chrysanthemum full-featured 999-clean gel, priced at [-], free shipping.

Xi Wei slowly opened his mouth wide, "Doghouse? Pfft, brother, have you opened Taobao?"

The big dog nodded proudly, yes, after spending so much on Taobao, it is not rude to come and go, and it should let Taobao pay in return. Therefore, a small online store called "Big and Big Dog's Nest" quietly registered.

Of course, there is only one product on it at present, which is the bottle of freshly baked Baijie Gel.

"One thousand," Xi Wei clicked his tongue, "it's impossible to sell it."

The big dog moved his meaty paws and started typing, "The natural crystal bottle body breaks through the thick, clumsy, thin, and fragile gemstones. The super mirror cutting technology, 100% glows with the flawless brilliance of the crystal. In the mist in the bathroom, it The refraction of brilliance, full of seven colors, bright like clouds, will bring you a rainbow that belongs only to you.You see, I said so, how about it? 』

Brother, are you really self-taught instead of secretly studying for a diploma in marketing economics and marketing planning?

Xi Wei looked at the big dog with eyes full of admiration.

Leaving aside whether it can be sold or not, his brother Gou's performance alone is worth his tail wagging. May I ask which dog can do this and open an online store to support his family?

Xi Wei rushed forward, hugged the big dog and rubbed it vigorously, rubbing the fur on its chest into a mess, the big dog looked majestic, and slapped him aside with one paw, "Don't act like a baby." 』

Xi Wei giggled, and after laughing, he thought, since crystals are the key point in the product introduction, they should just sell crystals. Anyway, there are so many failed products, and it’s not a gift for fish monsters. Just give up.

Using the characteristics of pocket fruit pulp to reshape items may be due to their spiritual power level... Or, because of their shallow cultivation, only the first time they are shaped can improve the quality and maximize the value of raw materials.

If it fails and is reworked, the quality will plummet, and it will become more and more ugly, just like a piece of white and crystal clear dough, no matter how much it is kneaded with dirty hands, it will only become more cloudy.

But if you sell it, you don’t have to be so particular about it. The failed crystals have only been remodeled once, and their current mental power level has improved. If you are careful, even if you remodel them a second time, the quality of the crystal will not decline. Too much, more than enough to be a luxury.

At the same time, it can also destroy the evidence. The words on the inner shell of the earrings were only engraved for fun, which is too shameful.There is no way for the fish monster to see it in a critical moment, but since it is all right now, it must not be kept anymore, and continue to provide materials for the fish monster to moles the two brothers.

No, the fish monsters have already left, and they can't do it if they want to tease them and laugh at them.

Xi Wei shook his head, telling himself not to think about it, destroying the evidence first, and taking precautions is the only way to be serious.

Big Dog thinks further, "Our crystal products should be more unconventional. The advantage of free deformation of fruit pulp can make our crystals as thin as you want, and twist as you want, showing that no other crystal can't. have a special form. 』

Xi Wei was very happy, look, how smart his brother is, Brother Gou is indeed the best!

Suddenly, a near-death scream came from the bathroom, which frightened the dog brothers.

"What's the noise!" A nasty voice came next.

"You... why are you here?" The terrified male voice asked.

"Ah? I come whenever I want, you don't care where I am."

"I'm not talking about that, I'm saying, why are we laying in the bathtub together with no clothes on?!"

"Cut, shouldn't the meat section be naked? When did you put on clothes when you saw food? Since you have automatically and consciously prepared to dedicate yourself, then I will not be polite..." The second voice was not only arrogant, but even Still evil.

Duan Zhenhui was completely awake, panic gradually receded, but shame and annoyance prevailed. Of course, he already knew who the culprit was, "Xi Wei, what's going on!"

Brother Gou’s eyes were bright, and he rushed into the bathroom happily.