my dog ​​my king

Xi Wei took the big dog and returned home. The guy who was suspected of being a sea monster came uninvited, lazily lying on the watermelon hammock in the garden, swinging around.

He was holding a bamboo basket in his hand, which was filled with half of French fries, half of fried seafood, all kinds of starfish, conch, squid, fresh abalone and oysters, golden and crispy, and the delicious smell could be smelled from a long distance.

Xi Wei became angry all of a sudden, this arrogant bastard not only broke into the empty door, but even secretly enjoyed his food!

"Spit it out, spit it out for me!" Xi Wei jumped up, jumped onto the charming body of a superstar, rode on his strong waist, grabbed him by the neck, and swung his fists beat.

Yu Shengyin hurriedly screamed, "Puppy, you are too exaggerated. I stole your food, not your wife. Why did you become so angry?"

"What's the point of stealing a wife? Where is the plot of stealing food? I don't know that the first instinct of a living thing is to eat, so does the desire to reproduce have to be put in the back seat?"

"Then you can't focus on satisfying your first desire, and you can't see anything else in your eyes. Is little Weiwei a paramecium? Just focus on eating and reproducing itself?"

"Is there any necessary connection between this and you stealing my food?" Xi Wei didn't chatter with him, "Stop shifting your blurred vision and focus to avoid the main conflict. This grudge is forged!"

"Then, if I feed you with good food and drink from now on, and satisfy all your appetites, won't you, you will listen to me and don't care about anything? By my side?" Yu Shengyin said these words with a smile, seemingly careless, but his eyes were very serious.

Xi Wei was taken aback for a moment, and the alarm bells rang in his heart, "Smelly evildoer, what do you want?"

Yu Shengyin showed a hurt expression, "Xiao Weiwei is really insincere. Food is more important than anything else. What you show is not the same as what you think in your heart. You say you are loyal to food every day, wait Whenever something happens, the poor food is guaranteed to be the first to be thrown aside. Xi Wei, you are actually a big liar."

His tone didn't seem joking, it was very serious and desolate. What Yu Shengyin wanted to express was obviously not the resentment of the food. Was he referring to something by borrowing those delicacies?

Xi Wei was tongue-tied and speechless.

He was in a daze, and felt that he should say something at this time, because although Yu Shengyin was right under him, it was strange that he suddenly seemed to be far away.

Something is changing, but subconsciously, he doesn't like this change very much, because, for some reason, he feels melancholy and reluctant.

However, he didn't know what to say, because he didn't know anything.

"Dogs are indeed untrustworthy animals..." Yu Shengyin leaned his head on the green watermelon rind hammock and closed his eyes indifferently.

The big dog walked over quietly, snatched away the fish and chips basket in his arms, "What qualifications do you have to say such a thing, don't be too willful, don't tell me you are a trustworthy guy, my lord?" 』

"Brother, well done!" Xi Wei cheered up all of a sudden, jumped off Yu Shengyin's body, sat in a row with the big dog, and ate the delicious food in the basket.

"Cunning puppy, I'm not full yet..." Yu Tianwang stretched out his hand angrily.

Xi Wei just ignored him, he didn't even bother to make a funny face, his cheeks were busy.

The big dog had a serious face, "You should be full already. 』

Yu Shengyin paused, then shrugged nonchalantly, "...it's not that delicious either."

"But you ate it. 』

"Shouldn't I eat it? I have already spared him before, but people are delusional, don't know how to respect, and even commit murder and offense. Since I have dared to attack, then what is wrong with this gentleman who understands him?"

The big dog tilted his head, "I can't judge whether you are right or wrong, and I am not a police dog, and I am not responsible for arresting bad guys who disrupt public order.Just because I don't catch it doesn't mean that other people will let it go. 』

"Pork pork? It's a good time to come. It's much more delicious than Chen's." Yu Shengyin unconsciously licked the corner of his mouth.

The big dog rolled his eyes at him and shook his head.

Yu Shengyin snorted and turned her head to the other side.

The big dog sighed, "We know that you treat us well, but we are dogs, so we are naturally much more advanced than paramecium. If you really have milk and you are a mother, you will not like it." 』

Yu Shengyin remained silent.

The big dog continued: "My little brother loves to eat, but he knows how to control himself and knows what to eat and what not to eat. It's the same when it comes to things. We can tell the difference between what we do and what we don't." 』

Yu Shengyin still didn't speak.

"If you have a clear conscience, no matter what you do, my younger brother and I will not say anything, but when you want the balance in our hearts to tilt in your favor, shouldn't you also make some tendentious gestures?"It's too willful to ask people to unilaterally fall in love with you without reservation. 』

Yu Shengyin froze, her arrogance dropped a lot.

"Yes, yes, that's the truth. If you are close to us, you must at least be honest. Who are you, Yu, who have never crawled out of the sea and put on human skin? Are you a relative of Sadako or a painted skin?" Relatives?" Xi Wei laughed happily, even a little smugly, Brother Gou is worthy of being Brother Gou, this ideological work is well done.

Yu Shengyin snorted, "What are Zhenzi and Huapi, they deserve to be related to me."

The big dog nodded in agreement, "Yes, they are ghosts, and ghosts are unscientific and do not exist." 』

Xi Wei's black line, "I'm just saying that, I'm not serious. The fish monster is alive and kicking at first glance. It doesn't look like a ghost. At most, it's a faceless and skinless person who has practiced the crop handle style for a few days. Maybe it's different from ordinary people's strength. It's just a madman in disguise."

"This gentleman is not changing his appearance. This gentleman has grown up like this many years ago. If I really want to say, it is because others are imitating me." Yu Shengyin said awkwardly.

Oh, Xi Wei and Dagou looked at each other. Isn't that already admitted that he is not the real Yu Shengyin?

"Then you, in the end..."

"My lord, He Luo."

Following the proud voice, the refreshing sea breeze rises from all around, and the green leaves and flowers are rustling, and those words, like bubbles and light spots shining with the light of the sea, flutter and flicker, soaring upwards towards the blue sky .

It seems that the name itself has infinite magic power.

Oh--

Big Dog's face was full of astonishment, the inheritance from ancient times came to his heart like a tide.

It's He Luojun, who never expected to see such an existence in this world.

"You're too old, you shouldn't be able to come here. 』

King Yu...or He Luojun, showed a wicked smile, "Yes, they don't allow it, but the rules are the rules. If I really want to come here, I will do it if I work hard."

In the few days before the cruise ship set sail, not only Xiawan, but the entire coast of Huaguo, the weather was extremely hot, with dark clouds overwhelming, which was extremely abnormal.

That is He Luojun in the distance, accumulating strength for some bad acts of sabotage.

"When I'm ready, I'm going to come over as soon as I can. The wall is quite difficult to deal with, but it's not impossible to think of any way." He Luojun was triumphant.

"Ah!" Xi Wei suddenly realized, "The big hole under the invisible wall was created when you passed through!"

Because of the big hole, he and Gou were able to go to the other side of the wall, experienced various adventures on the deserted island, ate creamy mushrooms, saw huge skeletons, brought back pitcher plants and big stones, picked up Arrived Jiao Yu.

It turned out that everything originated from the fact that this foreigner surnamed He was smuggled into the country.

Huh?

No, it seems that he is not a foreigner. He came from the other side of the wall. How should he be called? Could it be, the man from the outer wall?

"My surname is He, you and most of the treasures in Wanghai Tower like me are from the same hometown."

He Luojun stretched his limbs, "That's why I feel that you are very comfortable staying here. There is a taste of hometown, icy cold, clean, refreshing, full of water, very familiar and very nostalgic."

Is that why you lie on my watermelon hammock and eat my fish and chips and enjoy my naps and food?

I'm not afraid of getting fat to death!

Xi Wei was very upset, "Hey, fish monster, take me to your house to eat, drink and sleep for nothing anytime, I'm talking about your real hometown, it must be fun there, your fish, turtles, shrimps and crabs are all All of them are huge, and even the mushrooms are delicious."

He Luojun was very speechless. Isn't he the one who feeds the dog most of the time? Why does this snack dog seem to be starved? Such a big resentment.

Didn't I just eat two of your French fries? Really, it's too stingy to remember for so long.

"I know you're Horo, but what's your name?" ’ asked the big dog.

Xi Wei was taken aback, "Isn't it just He Luo? His surname is He, and his nickname is Lala, just like a piggy."

The big dog shook his head, "No, it's not a piggy, it's a puppy. His barking is barking, like a dog. He is also a close relative of us." 』

"Ah? Really? Tell me about your surname He."

"No, his voice is too bad. 』

"You two puppies, shut up!" A certain big monster was angry.

Xi Wei is not afraid of this guy, "What a pity, is He's gene chain closer to that of a dog? I thought he was a fish, and I fantasized about boiled fish for so long."

Brother Gou wiped his saliva, not understanding how his intuition about food could be wrong.

"Whoever said that I am not a fish, I am Yu Shengyin!" A certain monster declared loudly.

what?

Brother Gougou is a little confused.

The big blue fish hiding in the hamburger bed quietly stretched out its head, and looked this way through the window.

He said, he is Yu Shengyin?

Could it be...he...

The big fish raised its gauze fins and propped them on its lower jaw. It gradually opened its big crystal eyes that were already very round, and blinked.