my dog ​​my king

Chapter 37 KFC and Teacup Dogs

It didn't take long after Xi Wei's roar was sent out, and his comrades replied.

Comrades: Why are you so crazy, you want a gun?Want to be a terrorist?

Xi Wei: They took my brother away, I'm going to rescue him!

Comrade: ... big dog?

Xi Wei: Yes.

At the moment, he crackled and told his comrades everything that happened.

Xi Wei: What is it to be a terrorist, without it, I wouldn't be alive, Brother Gou is my life! ! !

Comrades: ...

Comrades: Foodies, do you save yourself from roaring exclamation points? I was nervous when I saw that thing that filled the screen, I felt dizzy, and my heart felt uncomfortable.

Xi Wei: ...How much fat did you eat after retiring?Why do dignified special soldiers worry about heart problems?

Comrades: When everyone is a foodie like you!What's wrong with the special forces, they go through life and death every day, their nerves are tense, how can they lose the right to have a heart attack? ! ! !

Aren't you full of exclamation points on the screen, with more question marks than me, and you actually said that I... Xi Wei couldn't help but slander.

Xi Wei: Don't talk nonsense, I'm in a bad mood, quickly hand over the gun, let Fat Pigeon drop it quickly!

Comrades: First, it’s not a fat pigeon. Second, it’s in a bad mood. It’s too direct, too blatant, too flamboyant. A woman at [-] should calm down. Even if you’re like a wolf, I can only give you two boxes. The wife took the oral liquid and expressed her feelings, but she dared not help with anything else.

Xi Wei: ...

Xi Wei: Come here.

Comrades: What, trying to PK with real people?Being an older brother will be afraid of you?As long as you don't bite your tongue, which time you beat your brother in individual combat?

Xi Wei: What's wrong with biting you, I won by biting you!How does it feel to lose to a 40-year-old wife?

Comrade: ...Fuck!

Xi Wei: Gun!

Comrade: Xi Chi Chi Chi Chi, good boy, we have been soldiers for so many years, we have to think about the face of the country, "retired special forces single-handedly washed the urban management brigade" or something, I can't afford to lose this person.

Xi Wei: They are all shameless, but they ask us to protect their face. Isn't this bullying honest people?

The comrade-in-arms fell silent, as if thinking.

After a while, he sent a message: I will find a solution for the big dog. Don't worry about it. Don't make unnecessary moves.

Xi Wei: Your method has always been a bad idea. There are piles of false certificates. Now that the police officer certificate is no longer useful, can you make a certificate for the superior leader of the urban management department?

Comrade: ...you are ashamed to say, I just checked on the Internet, and this matter has caused a lot of trouble. In the current situation, the police officer certificate is not good enough.

Xi Wei was taken aback for a moment: All the fuss?net?

He took out his mobile phone, just searched casually, and saw the overwhelming Weibo, the overwhelming condemnation, and the overwhelming hustle and bustle.It is said that the complaint mailbox of the urban management has exploded. It is said that the official website of the Yanjing Police Department has been visited too much and collapsed.

Xi Wei was completely stunned, it was only a few hours, why did things turn out like this?

Those netizens, strangers who have never met before, they did all this not because they knew Xi Wei, but because of righteous indignation, and because they had a fiery heart yearning for justice and justice.

Who can say that the Chinese people are so indifferent.

"...But, I'm not a real police officer." Xi Wei lowered his head and buried his sore eyes in his palms.

Surging emotions surged in his heart, his throat choked up, he was both moved and uncomfortable.

Desperate for one's own powerlessness, longing for the help of others, and looking forward to the bright road of justice, but the place of standing at the beginning should not be vain.

Xi Wei slowly wrote: I am not a policeman, and Momo is not a police dog. Even though it was stolen by a conspiracy, and the rich and powerful abused public equipment, I cannot lie to kind people because of their despicability.

Comrade-in-arms: The cyber turmoil was not planned by you. If you really have this kind of brain, I won't worry about it.

Xi Wei: But...

Comrades: No but.Although it was a misunderstanding at the beginning, if the fake police and fake police dogs are exposed, netizens will definitely feel that they have been fooled, and the next time they encounter injustice, they will only choose to stand by and watch.This is not just your personal problem, but it is related to the atmosphere of the whole society and people's enthusiasm and kindness. If it is not handled properly, it will definitely cause very bad negative effects.

Xi Wei: Why are you talking like a politician, white lies and the like.

Comrades: Because I have a better brain than you, and I have greater responsibilities and obligations.The point of the question is not whether the identity of the police is true or false, but whether there is any fact of abusing power for private use, hiding some ambiguous information, just not wanting to divert people's focus and blur their vision. Some things need to be simple and direct. .Besides, have you really lied to someone?Hmph, slandering me all day long is a false testimony...

Xi Wei: (⊙o⊙)?

Comrade: Cough, I mean, even if someone misleads and exploits the public, that person is not you. The Weibo was posted by Yu Tianwang... Haha, didn’t he do it on purpose?

After Xi Wei wanted to understand the meaning of this sentence, he immediately wagged his tail: Big fish is great!Good job!

The comrade-in-arms is silent, such a blunt change of topic has worked, he is really worried about Xi Chichi's brain capacity, of course, Yu Shengyin is indeed very enchanting.

Now that the mature and stable big dog is not around, is it really okay to keep such a guy with a smaller and smaller animal-like thinking outside alone?

What's more, there are strange things watching in the dark.

Comrades: You are attacked by spells, and you cannot beat them with your bare hands. This is a big problem.

Xi Wei: Well, the woman in red is amazing, and the level of technology among the people is really advanced now.

Comrade Khan: Well, wait, I'll bring you something.

……

The sky was getting dark, and the yard of the dog hunting brigade gradually became quiet.

Most of the city management staff are off work, but for some reason there are so many people scolding and fighting on the Internet. The superior leaders feel the pressure, so they have to leave a few more people on duty, just in case.

More than 100 dogs locked in cages were clinging to the ground, using the cold concrete floor to help shrink their deflated stomachs, enduring the bone-thirsty hunger.

Not bad to have no food and a little dirty water every day.

At the beginning, they would bark loudly, jump vigorously, and beg in low voices, hoping to get some food, whether leftovers, rotten or moldy.

But, nothing.

At the gate of the courtyard, there is a trash can, which is the place where the city management staff throw trash every day. They can always see the white disposable lunch boxes thrown into it, and there seem to be some greasy rice grains left in it.

It would be great if I could lick it.

However, every day at dawn, the garbage truck will come, empty the garbage can, and leave with the rice grains they yearn for. They can only watch helplessly until they can no longer see it.

So, they learned not to beg, not to expect, it was dark, they should sleep, at least they could save some energy.

Although, they don't know what the purpose of preserving their physical strength is, when the black hole of the anesthesia gun is pointed at them, when the sharp needle tube is pierced by them, can they still scream weakly towards the sky.

Looking at the trash can at the entrance of the courtyard for the last time, some dogs swallowed and closed their eyes quietly.

At this time, the big dog who had been sleeping with his eyes closed opened his bright eyes.

It shook its fur, stood up, and looked at the cage on the right. The beast that roared loudly during the day was still in a deep sleep because of the tranquilizer gun.

When the other dogs felt that it was moving, they all raised their heads and looked in its direction. Subconsciously, they wanted to rely on it, confide their grievances to it, and want to be comforted and cared for.

But they all know that this one is also locked in a cage, it... can't do anything, just like them, don't let it feel embarrassed.

Therefore, the dogs just watched, and they were very sensible and didn't bark.

The big dog frowned.

It is a little embarrassed, but for the sake of convenience, if it doesn't do it now, it will have to do it sooner or later, and it will always be known to them.

So, the dog shook its fur again, and then, under the eyes of all the dogs staring more and more round and shocked, it shrank into a very small one, small enough to get out of the cracks in the fence of the dog cage. little puppy.

"Wang?got smaller? 』

"It's so small. 』

"Wang, is it a puppy? 』

"I know this kind of dog, it's a teacup dog!" 』

The dogs communicated in dog language in amazement, the big dog... no, it should be said to be a puppy now, and the puppy glared at these gossiping fellows, wondering if it was because of you, why did I become such an embarrassing person appearance.

The puppy didn't want to make a sound, so he could only imitate dog language, "Everyone be quiet." 』

No matter how small it is, it is still the king of dogs at the pinnacle of strength. The dogs dare not say anything, but they still look at it curiously.

The puppy ignored these silly fellows, got out of the cage, and its four short legs moved very fast. In the blink of an eye, the little dandelion fur ball disappeared into the office building of the urban management.

After a few seconds of silence, the dogs collectively exclaimed again. Their king dog, despite being about the same size as a mouse, ran much faster than the mice.

The teacup puppy sniffed the smell, ran up the stairs, and found Chengguan No. [-], who was sadly staying on duty and was bored in front of his computer playing Doudizhu.

The computer is on, fine.

The puppy jumped up and kicked hard on the back of Chengguan No. [-]'s neck. No. [-] squeaked and collapsed limply in the chair.

The puppy jumped onto the table, pushed the mouse with his body, and clicked on the history of the web page. This guy usually uses online banking, which is very good.

It found the wallet of Chengguan No. [-], took out the credit card, and then opened the online ordering of KFC, stepped on the keyboard with its little feet, and began to input clumsily.

Online shopping is really convenient now, as long as you have a credit card, you can buy everything.

Finally got it right, the puppy stuck out his tongue out of exhaustion, typing for the first time, even if it was just a line of address, was much more difficult than bombing a tank.

It's not easy being a cultural dog.

In the end, he carefully put the things back in place, erased all traces of himself, and the infiltration operation was successfully completed, and the teacup dog wagged its long tail in satisfaction.

A little thirsty, in a blink of an eye, it saw the mug on the table, it poked its head in, and drank the herbal tea in the mug quietly.After drinking it, I realized that my body size was not much bigger than a teacup at this time, and I couldn't help feeling depressed for a while.

Forget it, what other people like to say is their business, so it won't just sit in the cup blankly and cause people to scream on purpose.

Not long after, the two small urban management officers in the duty room were stunned to see KFC food delivery trucks, with their headlights on, coming in a steady stream with great momentum.

They scrambled and rushed upstairs, screaming: "Deputy Hao, it's not good, grandpa with white beard... KFC is here to besiege the urban management brigade!"

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