my dog ​​my king

"Wow, dogs are so cute, but I always feel that a dog owner who is obsessed with dogs is a cuter creature. Maybe after a long period of evolution, human beings will finally give birth to a new breed." Program It was still going on, the host tried his best to amuse and mobilize the atmosphere of the scene, but he felt a little unable to hold the stage.

Strange, everything is the same as before, why is it getting more and more powerless?

The host was chatting with the audience while investigating the cause, and soon he discovered that it was not the people who had a problem, but the dogs, who actually started to look downcast.

Even though there is a big language barrier between humans and dogs, the emotions of this small animal still unknowingly affect the atmosphere of the entire stage.

The host couldn’t, and it was impossible for him to know how to take care of the dogs’ emotions, so he had to bite the bullet and proceed to the next link, “The dogs who are lucky enough to be here today all have unique skills, and then I invite them to perform Show off your talent."

The otaku and his border collie were originally in the last row, but because the four dogs in front had all got down in a shameless manner, the host had to change the order on the spot and let them go first.

Bianmu's performance is a carver, and it has to hold a knife in its mouth to make the carrot in Yu Shengyin's hand beautify.

But after trying a few times, Bian Mu couldn't do the carving well, and the otaku owner was so anxious that he almost cried.

The host strongly encouraged, "It's okay, it's okay, the scenes that don't go well will be cut off when it's officially broadcast."

But the remaining courage of the Border Collie was exhausted. It looked at its owner apologetically, and like other dogs, it got down on the ground and buried its face in its paws very aggrieved.

"Hurry up and save the field!" The audience was already in a commotion, and the director shouted into the headset.

The host's face was full of helplessness, but he thought, how could he save it?

"Where's Xiaoxi's big furball dog?" The choreographer recalled the scene during the previous rehearsal, "Those dogs listen to him, hurry up and tell him to play."

The host looked towards the guest seats, and was disappointed to find that the big dog had gone somewhere long ago.

Xi Wei also noticed the situation, he looked around, Yan Zhigang was in a daze, Tong Qiucheng was extremely afraid of dogs, these two people couldn't count on them at all, could it be that he was the only one to save the situation?

Yu Shengyin stood on the stage nonchalantly, without the slightest intention of restraining his power, as if the program was recorded as soon as it was recorded, and he didn't take it to heart at all.

This evildoer who knows no good or evil!

Xi Wei gritted his teeth, okay, the emperor is not in a hurry with the eunuch, this man doesn't worry about his own career, instead he wants him to solve the crisis.

The client is like a virgin to the extreme, spending a lot of money for this kind of person... Sure enough, rich people hate it the most!

A certain mercenary gritted his teeth. For the commission, he had no choice but to endure.

Standing up suddenly, Xi Wei strode up to the stage, squeezed Yu Shengyin away, and hugged the border animal into his arms.

In fact, he didn't have any good ideas. He just hoped that he would eat and sleep with Brother Gou, and he must have a lot of Brother Gou's breath on him. At this time, he hoped that the dog could feel at ease.

"Good dog, don't be afraid, what do you care about the stinky fish that eats bugs? Smell and see, I am Brother Gou's younger brother. Brother Gou said, I am also a dog, and I am of the same kind as you. If I am here, I will be with the dog." It’s like seeing my brother in person, you can drill my stomach, I will protect you from the wind and rain, so you don’t have to worry about it at all.”

Both the host and the nerd are embarrassed, how can someone treat themselves like a dog, this is simply too different.

Yu Shengyin let out a chuckle, and the illusion of elegance and coquettishness was shattered. At this moment, she was covered with an extremely evil charm.

The whole audience fell silent, and then, there was a sudden and violent howl that was about to knock down the ceiling.

Yan Shougang came back to his senses after being called out, he and Tong Qiucheng looked at each other in surprise, as if they just met Yu Shengyin today.

Afterwards, whether it was the dog who was really comforted by Xi Wei, or whether Yu Shengyin restrained his malicious edge a little, Bian Mu stood up again, stabbed the carrot with a knife in his mouth.

The radish fell down one by one, and gradually, a big bicolor chrysanthemum was formed on the floor, with white and tender folds and a ruddy flower heart. The audience was amazed. The photographer quickly moved the camera closer to record the beautiful scene.

The director and the host were also very happy in their hearts at the same time. Although there were some twists and turns, the effect of the current program was surprisingly perfect.

After the talent show is over, another highlight is about to begin.

"The audience friends at the scene today must have been guessing in their hearts long ago, because in addition to Yu Tianwang, there are two other heavyweights here--director Yan Shougang and actor Tong Qiucheng." The host. As soon as the words fell, the camera tacitly turned the camera to the two of them.

The scene also gave warm applause.

"Director Yan's appearance always only means one thing, that is, there is another good movie, and we are going to meet you. Director Yan came to our show today, so he has to provide some benefits. Please disclose some information about the new movie. Alright." The host said with a smile on his face.

But compared with his enthusiasm, Yan Shougang is obviously still not in the state.

"My new film is called "The King of Military Dogs", and it tells the story of a heroic military dog." Director Yan Da introduced dryly.

"Uh..." Why did you omit so much content? The host had no choice but to act as if he had suddenly realized, and revealed the news that should be revealed, "No wonder Director Yan chose to talk about this matter today. It turns out that your The new film is based on a mighty dog. If you want to say, this military dog ​​is not an ordinary dog. The five dogs on the scene today are amazing enough, but I believe that the military dogs in Director Yan’s movie, It must be even more amazing.”

Yan Zhigang was silent, as if he couldn't even match it.

The host misfired, and quickly turned his attention to Tong Qiucheng, and continued to talk bitterly to himself: "About the movie, I have to give you another shocking news. The best actor and queen of all time——Tong Qiucheng and Zhu Lanyin, the best actor Tong also came to our scene today."

The audience was stunned, and began to burst into more powerful applause. Such a high-standard movie must be very good, and they began to look forward to it.

The host breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that compared to the perverted Yan Dao, this is a serious reaction.

"However, I personally think that the real protagonist of the movie is a military dog. I don't know if Tong Qiucheng, who is the male lead, has any objections to this?" The host began to tease the topic of entertainment.

Unexpectedly, Emperor Tong immediately shook his head, "I have no objection."

The host was stunned, why didn't this guy cooperate?Hey, got it wrong, how do you entertain an audience without causing some interesting arguments and conflicts?

This is not enough, Tong Qiucheng thought for a while, and then said forcefully: "It is very majestic, very brave, and very terrifying. Even if there is no one behind it, I dare not compete with it."

All the people at the scene were in a daze, wondering if this was some kind of cold joke, why they didn't understand the point of the joke at all.

"Pfft!" The sudden sound came from Xi Wei, he laughed, and the more he laughed, the happier he was, because for some reason, he actually imagined that the image of Brother Gou was there.

Thinking about his brother acting with a majestic face, and then the film emperor Tong trembling in the sidelines, he found it very interesting.

Tong Qiucheng's face turned red, and he became angry from embarrassment. What he said was the truth. How could this young man be out of breath from laughing?

Yu Shengyin also laughed softly, and before anyone could understand what he was laughing at, he had already swallowed his smile, "Qiucheng is worthy of being able to understand the difference between himself and a military dog ​​in this way."

The host hurriedly laughed, "Yes, yes, you are all dog lovers, just like the dog owner just now, you all want to give up your dog as a darling, but military dogs, I don't blame the actor for this reaction, The dog in the movie must be extremely handsome, Director Yan, don’t you think so?”

"Handsome, that's not enough to describe everything about it," Yan Shougang's eyes sparkled, and he suddenly became a little excited, "It's beautiful, incomparably beautiful, especially at the moment of death, it's so beautiful that it's earth-shattering, and ghosts cry. !"

die?

Did the dog in the movie die?

The saying that the death of a dog is beautiful, how can it make people feel uncomfortable, the audience looked at each other in blank dismay.

The host's eyelids twitched, thinking, Director Yan, what are you doing? The movie hasn't been released yet, so spoilers should be appropriate.

The editor and director in the headset has already yelled, "Change the subject, turn around and cut out the part just now!"

"By the way, I heard that Yu Shengyin was invited to sing the theme song of the movie. Since King Yu has come to our scene, even if he can't sing the whole song, please hum a few lines for everyone."

As soon as the host said this, the audience members who were loyal fans of Yu Shengyin immediately forgot the question of who died and who lived, and cheered happily.

This is terrible, Xi Wei is sweating profusely, and he just learned how bad the stinky fish sings last night.

Yu Shengyin shrugged. Even if he didn't want to sing, he still had to sing in this situation.

Xu saw Xi Wei's worried gaze, Yu Shengyin flipped his hair frivolously, and walked up to the stage under his angry gaze.

On the ceiling of the studio, various lights and pipeline equipment are hung on high supports.

The petite girl stood on it wobbly, staring at the big platinum dog on the edge of the bracket, and uttered a threatening voice in her throat: "Don't come over, don't stop me!"

The big dog shook his head in disapproval: Yuanyuan, what on earth do you want to do, don't do stupid things.

The girl wrinkled her nose and began to cry: "Master, the master is gone, no matter what I call or push, she just doesn't answer... It's all his fault, it's all his fault, return Master Yuanyuan! "

Big Dog frowned: Isn't she here, as long as you go out, she will come back.

"That's not true!" the girl denied desperately: "She's empty inside, it's not her anymore, there's nothing left, she was destroyed by that big monster! Yuanyuan didn't harm her master, it was the big monster who killed her master, Yuanyuan wants to do something for her." Master revenge!"

The big dog was silent, suddenly a little puzzled: I wanted to ask last time, you smell strange, it seems that you are not a pure dog.

The girl hummed, and a hazy image appeared on her body, which turned out to be a tabby cat.

Big Dog embarrassed: I just thought, how can a dog be as capricious as you.

"Meow!" Yuanyuan became angry, "Aren't dogs the most stupid and loyal? After the dog's owner is killed, don't the dogs take revenge? My master likes dogs, so I borrowed my body from a toy VIP and became more powerful than anyone else." It's more like a qualified dog. My master died, and I borrowed her body so that she can avenge herself with my own hands. How can I be self-willed like this?"

Perhaps its most self-willedness is its inexplicable liking for a not-so-good human woman.

The big dog was silent, Yu Shengyin wiped out Miss Zhuo's spiritual consciousness that day, partly because of justice for Yuanyuan, and partly because the superiors did whatever they wanted with the ants, it was really hard to tell.

Therefore, it cannot completely deny the rationality of Yuanyuan's revenge.

However, the big dog raised his head: He is the target person, for the sake of the mission, I can't let you hurt him.

"Then we are the enemy," Yuanyuan squatted down and assumed an attacking posture, "Dogs are really annoying, and they like to meddle in their own business, but you can't stop me anymore!"

She jumped up suddenly and stepped down heavily.

The bracket fixed by the steel pipe made a terrifying sound of breaking, and the big dog strengthened the transmission fluctuations of his thoughts, as if roaring loudly: Don't do this, do you think the big monster will be easily crushed to death?

"I don't care!" Yuanyuan's paw brought a gust of wind and grabbed the big dog.

The dog's tail swept across to fend off her, and with a leap, it opened its mouth wide, and it had accurately grabbed the girl's neck, dragging her across the bracket, and pounced to the other side.

Just when it stepped onto the lifting platform over there, the bracket fell down with a bang, and several tons of equipment iron pipes and other objects mercilessly fell on the stage, Yu Shengyin, who was about to show off his singing voice.

For a moment, Xi Wei hesitated slightly. It must not be easy for the fish monster to catch the Hehe Erxian with his bare hands. Maybe he can handle the crisis, but the guest seats are very close to the stage, and the director and actor beside him are just ordinary people.

However, this flash of thought was only for an instant, and when he realized it, he had already rushed towards King Yu, and opened his arms in the attitude of a protector.

boom -

There were screams everywhere.

Yu Shengyin kicked Xi Wei away lightly, twisted his face, and scolded him viciously, "What are you doing? Who do you think you are? How dare you do such a thing to me, a mere human..."

At the guest seat, Tong Qiucheng desperately moved a huge heavy object and shouted for help.

It was a heavy spotlight, and Yan Zhigang's lower body was firmly pressed down by it, bright red and eye-catching.