my dog ​​my king

"Mo Mo, it won't die, I'm always a little worried." Xi Wei felt that that strange thing was definitely not a good thing.

The small bottle broken by the young mother had a very strange smell of oil inside, which made him subconsciously feel very familiar, and this familiarity definitely did not represent any good memories.

As for the monster itself, once released, it will attack people indiscriminately and indiscriminately. It is really hard to imagine that it will live in peace with other creatures outside.

The big dog moved its nose: Let's find it and kill it directly.

Xi Wei was overjoyed, "Brother Momo is still brave."

The dog ignored the man's flattery and concentrated on distinguishing the smell in the night wind.

That thing smelled very bad, not that it smelled bad, on the contrary, it seemed to be faintly exuding an unknown fragrance.

However, this greasy fragrance has a deep sense of evil, which makes the dog extremely uncomfortable.

The big dog moved slowly and walked towards the courtyard behind the hospital.

In the middle of the night, there was no one there, and the shadows of the trees were whirling around, full of ghosts.

Suddenly, the evil feeling became stronger and stronger, and within a few breaths, it reached the point of overwhelming the sky.

No, although this malice is strong, it is more pure, and it is completely different from the disgusting evil feeling of strange things.

The big dog suddenly raised its head and flew forward.

In the night, beside a small artificial lake, there is a small pavilion built with thatched grass. In the small pavilion, a peerless and handsome man is sitting on the stone table in a dawdly manner, with one leg hanging down, shaking gently, feeling comfortable. Happily humming a ditty.

Xi Wei followed the big dog, ran up to take a look, and couldn't help but twitched his eyes.

Has this person appeared too frequently recently, how can you see him everywhere?

The big dog sat upright at the front of the pavilion, tilted his head, and looked at the man curiously for a while, then wrinkled his nose, showing an expression of displeasure, and drooped his pointed ears.

"Pfft!" Xi Wei laughed mercilessly with extreme disrespect.

The man in the court gave them a sideways glance, and brushed his luxurious wavy hair, "What's your reaction?"

The big dog was speechless, and turned to face him with its butt.

Xi Wei looked up to the sky and wowed, "I can't even see it. Brother Gou thinks you sing badly. I said that if you run away with this tune, you can turn directly to Nantianmen. Isn't it torturing the dog's ears?"

"Can't you sing well?" The man's expression was strange. "I'm the king of music, a famous superstar. There is absolutely no one in this world who can sing better than me."

"Maybe...it's true," Xi Wei thought for a while, "I didn't hear you sing the whole song at the small concert on the cruise ship, but the humming part of the prelude was as sweet as a dream. But now? , are you sure that falling into the sea didn't hurt your throat?"

The man, that is, Yu Shengyin, snorted arrogantly, and didn't have much reaction to these words, as if whether he sang well or not was not a big problem for him at all.

This kind of contemptuous attitude is extremely weird in itself, because his career is songs and music, and all his wealth and status are based on the invincible sound of nature. care?

"Mr. Yu, your hair quality is very good," Xi Wei tried to test, "If a normal person is struck by such a thick lightning, even if they don't die, the hair all over their body must be burnt."

"Oh? Are you so interested in my body hair?" Yu Shengyin glanced at him viciously, and said to the big dog, "What's so good about this kind of philandering human being who sees my beauty and treats your body decisively?" The malnourished yellow and white withered hair has no love."

The dog was taken aback, what do you mean?

It looked back at Xi Wei: Do you think my hair is not good?

Brother Gou was sweating profusely, and quickly expressed his loyalty: "Don't listen to him indiscriminately sowing dissension, nothing can compare to you. In fact, bro, your fur is very fluffy and soft, and it has started to shine slightly recently. In fact, it didn't take you It's all my fault that the feed is oily and smooth. It's my fault. Let's do it. I already have money. I'll buy ten lobsters tomorrow, cut raw shrimp tails and dip them in mustard, stir-fry lobster noodles, and cook lobster porridge for you."

Saying this, a foodie drools all over the floor.

The big dog glared at him, is this guy going to start spending money recklessly?It has to be vigilant.

Yu Shengyin blinked, pinched something in her hand with two fingers, and shook it in the air, "Your name is Xiao Mo Mo, what a cute name, I said last time that I want to have dinner with you Just right, come, come, I have something delicious here, eat it, and your fur will immediately shine like platinum satin, which is sure to work better than those stupid lobsters."

Gou Dingding glanced at the thing on Yu Tianwang's fingertips, and pursed his mouth in disgust.

Xi Wei was furious, "Hey, why are you so relieved, you want to give my brother that disgusting Bara thing?"

"It's very nutritious, you country man, you don't know what to buy."

"You know the goods, you eat!"

Yu Tianwang rolled his eyes at him, "If it wasn't for Xiao Mo Mo, you think I would casually take it out and give it away to others? I caught it, and of course I wanted it to be enjoyed by myself."

Uh... he caught it?

It was only then that Xi Wei came to his senses, that strange thing that couldn't be killed by bullets was honestly being pinched by the Heavenly King at this time, like a limp dead bug. By the way, who is Yu Shengyin? Maybe he caught such a horrible bug with his bare hands?

Thunder can't kill him, and he can catch insects and eat insects. Isn't this guy really a monster?

The big dog stepped forward curiously, and looked at the strange thing carefully.

I saw that it was about half the length of a little finger, a thick cylinder, and the body of the cylinder was exquisitely embossed with natural patterns. It looked like two naked children entangled in a copulating posture.

Xi Wei also saw it clearly, and couldn't hide his surprise, "What the hell is this thing that looks so discordant, it's actually alive?"

"I haven't seen it before," Yu Shengyin said slightly proudly, "It's been a few years, and it should be offered by people with quite advanced skills. Now it's very rare. If you eat one, you will lose one."

The big dog tilted his head: The skill is profound, but that mother can't be said, she is just an ordinary woman.

"It must have been bought with money. Human society is actually quite interesting. Money can be exchanged for such precious things." Yu Shengyin replied.

Xi Wei discovered with jealousy that not only he and Gouge had a good understanding and could understand its meaning, but this gaudy and annoying ghost could also understand it.

The big dog twitched his head: don't think about it in front of this person, especially an idiot like you who has simple and straightforward thoughts and can't hide it.

A certain foodie is happy, but Brother Gou is still looking towards him.

"..."

Yu Shengyin sighed, "Although I really hate dogs that are devoid of dignity, blindly self-deprecating, and seemingly loyal, but this kind of behavior is actually pleasing to the eye when done by humans. You are not a dog with an ordinary heart, and neither is he. people, really... complement each other."

I would be even happier if you said you were a match made in heaven, Xi Wei couldn't help but grinned, and looking at Yu Shengyin again, he didn't think he was so hateful anymore.

The big dog gave him a blank look, this fool.

It nodded to Yu Shengyin: I don't need a master, no matter human or non-human.I am his leader, I am his king, and with him, I am the one who protects him, cares for him, and takes care of him.

By saying this, the dog is not only expressing his position, but also tactfully rejecting Yu Shengyin's intentions.

Yu Tianwang was stunned, and suddenly laughed unscrupulously. The corners of his brows and eyes were all extremely handsome and evil, "Okay, okay, he is a dog with ambition. I really look forward to seeing how you have such a relationship with him. where you can go.”

"You can take care of what you want, Brother Gou and I will always be together!" Xi Wei smirked and slapped his chest loudly.

"Just you, looking at your life, is it still such a difficult thing? Be afraid, you will still break its heart after all. When the time comes, I will comfort you well, so you can go at ease. "Yu Shengyin suddenly leaned forward and hooked Xi Wei's chin, his words were full of malice.

Don't bother you, brother Gou circled the little dog back to his side with his tail, his eyes were warm and calm.

"Okay, okay, I'm a bad person." Yu Shengyin waved his hands, and walked away lazily.

Xi Wei suddenly remembered the business, "Hey, Mr. Yu, what is that bug?"

The big dog was speechless, interrupted for a long time, and you finally remembered to ask.

"This one, it's a fairy." Yu Shengyin smiled strangely.

"Blow it up, even if you're really a monster, can you still eat gods?" Xi Wei didn't believe it at all.

"It's not bragging, it's just that in some small places, this kind of insects are really offered as gods, and then driven to serve themselves." Yu Shengyin took the dead insects and smelled them, "Have you heard of the two immortals? "

The Two Immortals of Harmony, a traditional deity of Huaguo, often appear in the bridal chamber or hall of weddings. The image is two boys, one holding a lotus, and a handful of round boxes, which means "harmony (lotus) and harmony (box) are good".

Legend has it that there used to be two people, "Hanshan" and "Shide", who were as close as brothers, but loved the same woman. Hanshan Temple outside the city of Suzhou.Since then, the folks have cherished the affection between them, and they have been praised as harmonious and friendly gods of love among the people, who bless their marriage.

However, this beautiful myth and legend has taken a strange turn in some parts of Southeast Asia.

Back then, the army often had overseas missions, and Xi Wei knew more or less about the worship rituals in Myanmar and Thailand.

For example, worshiping Hehe Erxian, raising ghosts, and using ghost oil, that is, children's corpse oil, to confuse men and make the women who are raising ghosts fascinated and unable to extricate themselves.

That pendant-like little bottle, the oil in the bottle that is greasy to the point of rancidity, and the insect that Yu Shengyin called the two immortals of harmony, could it be...

Thinking of how many drops of oil had splashed on his body, Xi Wei couldn't help feeling nauseated. They turned out to be oil boiled from the corpses of young children.No wonder he felt that smell was very familiar, the battlefield was also filled with this strong dead breath.

"That's right, that's the thing, but now there are fewer and fewer real things. I didn't expect to find a treasure in Xiawan. Fortunately, I didn't snooze tonight. After sensing the smell of delicious food, I came here Otherwise, you will really miss this rare blessing."

Yu Shengyin rolled her eyes viciously, and suddenly in front of Xi Wei, she threw Hehe Erxian into her mouth, chewed it fragrantly, and swallowed it beautifully.

"Ugh..." Xi Wei's stomach churns, the bugs are soaked in that oil, how can he really eat it?

"You...you are not human..."

"I thought you already knew." Yu Shengyin's smile was extremely bad.

The big dog frowned, and stared at Tian Wang seriously: I am very upset that you deliberately bullied him in front of me.

Tsk, the dog king's bottom line has been touched, Yu Shengyin shrugged.

"Don't be angry, once you get angry, you will be rounder like a dandelion." Tian Wang finally left satisfied after molesting the big dog.

"Damn it," Xi Wei said angrily, "Brother, let's not eat lobster tomorrow, but go eat fish!"

The big dog looked at the sky, thinking that he is indeed a foodie, and even in this situation, his appetite has not diminished in the slightest.