my dog ​​my king

You can't hold a puppy in your body, the kennel altar is so lonely.

If I stay here alone, even if it is made of dark gold and bronze, there is still a risk of depression. When I am on duty, I should have some leisure and entertainment.

It floats among the endless fragments of time and space, twisting its chubby waist, twisting its chubby waist again, looking at the far side of the world in time and space.

There, the winter is coming, and the goose feathers and heavy snow are flying endlessly.

There was a queen who used to be a little soldier, sitting at the window of the palace doing needlework for her soon-to-be-born child, but nowadays, even soldiers don’t like to do needlework by themselves, the logistics support of the army is very good .

The clumsy warrior queen accidentally pricked her finger with a needle, and the bright red blood dripped out, reflecting the white snow outside the window, very beautiful.

The queen suddenly became artistic, and hummed redly: "But... I hope my baby's teeth are as white as snowflakes, and his lips are as red as dripping blood. If his teeth are good, his appetite will be good, and his body will be great. Eat it!" Well Xiang, by the way, the skin has to be as white as snow, to the extent that you can’t find it even if you throw it in the snow.”

Soon after the warrior queen gave birth to a baby by caesarean section, she received her lunch box.

This is a natural benefit. After all, even if he is a soldier, it is quite hard to give birth to a baby.

The black rabbit king was very sad, and looked at the newborn baby with eyes, but in order to take care of the queen's mood, he followed the queen's wishes and named the baby "SnowWhite", and the subjects outside followed him. Call this little baby Snow White.

Ahem, in fact, inside the king's castle, the baby has another name that is more widely known, and that is - Snowball.

Who told it to have a round head, round ears, round buttocks, short limbs, rolling faster than running, and fluffy snow-white hair, it is really hard to find in the snow. It is not called Snowball. What other name could it be called?

When Snowball hadn't grown up much, the Black Rabbit King thought about bullying it every day, especially couldn't understand its fur color that didn't match his own. Helpless, Snowball hit the small teeth very well, and it was completely different from the king's bite. Luo Xiafeng often got into the king's bed in the middle of the night and chewed the king's front paws like pig's trotters.

For Snowball, it should be its exclusive pacifier.

The king was always defeated in this kind of unfair attack. Every night he was bitten, bit and sucked, which made his whole body dry and hot, and he couldn't sleep well. The whole Tibetan mastiff couldn't help but become very depressed.

So his head twitched, and he came up with a crooked idea. It actually betrayed the little warrior queen and married Xueqiu a stepmother.

It thought, in this way, with a stepmother, Xueqiu's night attack behavior of sneaking into the bedroom should be restrained, but the Black Rabbit King is a loyal Tibetan mastiff after all, and he really can't imagine that he is with other people. The master (wife?) is dear and dear day and night together.

Before the wedding night, he regretted so much that he couldn't sleep and eat, and his body like a little bear shed tears silently. The warrior queen of the kingdom of heaven was so distressed that he hung a box of bento from the sky for him. The couple were happy Went to lunch.

The stepmother has become the new queen—TheQueen, but in fact it is the attribute of a king, and the whole country is completely controlled by it in an instant.

Besides, Princess Snowball, no one would be happy to have a stepmother, she really lived peacefully for a few days.

The stepmother, this dog, is good in everything, except that she has a very difficult fish demon mirror. In order to prevent the evil mirror from wreaking havoc on the world, the stepmother is forced to ask it every day: "Mirror, mirror, who is in this world?" The roundest dog?"

Every time the mirror would answer with satisfaction: "It's you, Queen of Silence! You are the roundest dog here."

However, as Snowball forgot the sorrow of losing the black rabbit's pig's trotter, front paw, and pacifier, and began to eat and drink again, the mirror's answer hesitated: "Um... um... how could this be? Queen, you really Round and fluffy, but Snowball wants to be rounder and fluffier than you!"

When the big dog queen heard it, her mood was extremely complicated.

Its roundness is entirely Maomao's fault, under Maomao there are muscles as hard as steel, but that snowball, obviously it is still a puppy, is already round and ugly at this age, what is the BMI mass index exceeding the standard? , High blood pressure and hyperlipidemia in the future... I feel sad when I think about it.

A cub without parents is pitiful. As its stepmother, it still occupies a part of the family no matter what. For the sake of Xueqiu's health, Spartan education is a must.

So, the queen began to abuse the princess, she didn't give her food or clothes, and she was pulled up for morning exercises early in the morning before dawn. How could Xueqiu suffer from this kind of suffering? They couldn't bear it very much, and the queen's vicious reputation became famous both at home and abroad.

However, the little milk dog is still a little milk dog after all. He put his paws on and forgot the pain. He was bullied by his stepmother during the day, and at night he habitually slipped into the king's bedroom and launched a night attack on the dog sleeping on the KingSize bed.

Night attacks are like bed-wetting, they are all the instinct of a puppy. In the middle of the night, they can do it with their eyes closed.

The queen of the big dog is too disturbing, and there are always ministers in the palace secretly feeding the little milk dog, and the weight loss is not effective. The mirror is still yelling that the snowball is the roundest and roundest, which is really annoying.So the iron-blooded stepmother threw her heart out and summoned a terrifying hunter.

"Throw this guy into the forest!"

"Hey~"

The scariest scorched fish hunter, bent the empty scorched fish eyes, nodded in horror, and then, under the frightened eyes of the little milk dog, grabbed the back of its neck with one bite, fanning the scorched breasts like a fan Fin, flew over the black forest.

"Woof, I don't want to leave Mo Mo, I won't sleep well if I don't get under its belly at night!" Seeing that the distance from the castle was getting farther and farther, the little milk dog couldn't care less about being afraid of the scorched fish, and bared his snow-white face. The deciduous teeth are just a bite to the face of the burnt fish hunter.

The scorched fish hunter was startled when he was bitten, it was ugly, no one had ever kissed its cheek before, this was the first time it happened, he couldn't help being shy, he blew twice, spit out the little milk dog and ran away .

Snowball fell into the forest and was hungry within a few minutes. It twitched its nose, spread its short limbs and ran quickly, and found a small house in a short while.

In the room, there are seven small plates on a long dining table. Each small plate contains a piece of flatbread, a small spread of scrambled eggs with herbs, two petals of tomato the size of a cherry, and a small plate next to the plate. The cup was only big enough to lick two drops of rose wine.

Xueqiu opened his round mouth, and ate all seven portions of food without any feeling of fullness.In order to find food for the little milk dog with amazing mobility, he turned the little house upside down, successfully found the cellar, and jumped in happily, such as big Lieba bread, bacon from the hind leg of a whole pig, and a millstone Blueberry cheese, smoked fish, avocado, it's a joy to eat.

The puppy had a round belly and a warm body. It was so happy that it smirked. It swayed out and found a small bed that smelled the closest and most reassuring. It forced its chubby body into it and lay down. fell asleep.

Soon, the owners of the house came back. They were seven miniature dwarves who were digging gold mountains.As soon as they got home, they were shocked by the messy scene in front of them.

Guan Qizhen, the dwarf, asked, "Have we been robbed?"

The dwarf Langha was furious: "Who dares to snatch the roast leg of lamb from the captain of the city management? There is still a big piece of meat the size of a fingernail on the plate, so I don't want to eat it!"

The dwarves Tekken Dahan and Xiaohan all showed hunger and frustration in a timely manner.

"Don't get angry, I'll cook some oatmeal for everyone to eat." The dwarf Tong Qiucheng comforted him.

"The thief is still there." Two strange lights flashed in the dwarf doctor's slender eyes. He took out several pocket scalpels in his left hand and several pocket surgical scissors in his right hand. "It shouldn't take long to eat it. Find him. It’s still too late to cut open the stomach and shove it down the stomach. Little baby thief~~~ Where are you?”

No matter how angry the other people were, they felt that they absolutely couldn't pay attention to his remarks.

snort snort snort—

The milky snoring revealed the hiding place of the culprit, and the three dwarves ran to the bed to take a look, and they were shocked again.

"It's so big..."

"Giant dog!" To the little dwarfs, Snowball was indeed a colossal dog, bigger than they were.

"Chunky."

"Snow White Snow White, although it is too big and scary, but it is really cute."

"Do you want to raise it? After all, it's a dog, and it should be good for the family no matter what."

"Raise it, raise it, it's my family, and it's sleeping on my bed, it must have a good impression on me, so sweet, it's immoral not to raise it." The dwarf wolf likes it so much, he can't help but use cool The wolf stared at Guan Qizhen, and quietly wagged his little wolf's tail.

"Let's raise it." The de facto head of the family, Guan's Golden Goat Baa, nodded slightly.

Everyone in the three-headed body said they were very happy, only the perverted doctor was holding the small pocket scissors, and sighed melancholy because he couldn't see the blood flowing down the blade of the scissors.

So, Snowball was taken care of by the dwarves. At that time, the dwarves didn't know how much regret this decision would make them.

On the other side, the big dog queen, who had finally had a good night's sleep, felt her heart skip a beat again when she routinely communicated with the fish demon mirror the next morning.

The mirror said: "My dear silent queen, you are the roundest dog in the land, but on the other side of the mountain, in the little house of the golden fat sheep, Princess Snowball sleeps in the arms of those men, alas My little silent queen, it is rounder than you."

The queen was taken aback, and thought it was wrong, and threw them all into the forest. Why did Xueqiu's fat body still not lose weight?

榴！

Damn, it must be the fault of those men, it seems that I have to do it myself.

However, in order to prevent Xueqiu from pounced on it and gnawed his mouth, acting like a spoiled child after seeing it, cross-dressing was a must.

After the pocket men went out to work, the big dog queen transformed herself into a heroic military dog, and Xiongjiu came to the door of the seven dwarfs in high spirits.

It knocked on the door and shouted: "Sell groceries, what a good groceries!"

Xueqiu poked his head out of the window curiously, and said, "Wow?"

The princess is still young, so it's normal not to be willing to speak human words.

The big dog queen has always been vigorous and resolute, and really doesn't like the mushroom time, so she directly pulled out a belt and rushed into the dwarf's house, "What a beautiful belt, let me tie it on you."

"Liu? Wang Wang Wang!" (I don't like belts, handsome military dog ​​brother, no more!)

"You don't have to wear this if you don't like it? Armed belts are a must-have for soldiers!" The big dog grabbed the little milk dog and strangled the thick belt hard, turning the snowball into two small snowballs.

Well, if the waist is so tight, you won't be able to eat much, and it will definitely help you lose weight.The Big Dog Queen nodded and left in satisfaction.

Ordinarily, Princess Snowball should have been strangled.

At night, when the seven dwarfs came home, they saw the round and lovely Princess Snowball pounced on her like a ball of rolling snowball shells. With her relatively huge body, she threw all the little dwarfs on the ground. Under his chubby belly.

The dwarves struggled hard to get out and asked the dog, "How is Snowball doing today? Did you encounter any danger?"

"No, no, I'm very healthy, I'm hungry, let's cook." The little milk dog replied happily, while sticking out his tongue, licking the little fat sheep affectionately, saying that among the seven dwarfs, The bleat of the sheep can stimulate its saliva secretion the most. If you can stuff the whole sheep into your mouth and chew back and forth, that would be really wonderful.

As for the fact that I was too round to break the beautiful belt that Brother Jungou kindly gave me, I don't have to worry about it.

Ignore ignore hehe Wang, there is nothing to mention.

The queen, who thought her plan had succeeded, returned to the castle and asked the mirror, the fish monster gave the same answer, which made the big dog queen feel a little bit cold.

The method of corseting the waist and dieting physically is useless!

The queen ground her canine teeth, and the next day she came to the dwarf's house again.

"Selling things, selling beautiful accessories."

Princess Snowball poked her head out from the crack of the door, seeing that it was Brother Military Dog, she was immediately ashamed.

Ah, what to do, the belt has broken into several sections.

"Comb, I'll give you one." The military dog ​​said coolly.

"Woof..." (I don't have any money, so I can't ask for anything from Big Brother Military Dog for nothing.)

Snowball let out a small cry.

"I'll take it for you, grooming with a comb is also a compulsory course for soldiers!" The military dog ​​couldn't help but stick a big comb with teeth like countless silver needles on the little milk dog's round head.

Well, massage the acupoints on the head to suppress appetite, this time it should be ok, the military dog ​​Xiong Jiu walked away in high spirits.

In the evening, when the seven dwarfs came home, they found that the dogs were all in order. As soon as they entered the door, they ran over happily to lick and lick what they wanted to eat.

"Is Snowball in no danger today?" asked the Dwarfs.

"It's all right, I'm in high spirits," Snowball replied.

When it was bedtime, the doctor let out a scream of ecstasy as soon as he went to bed.

"What's wrong?" Everyone asked.

"Snowball, did you hide these silver needles on my bed?" The doctor immediately thought of who the murderer was.

Xueqiu slept with Langha tonight, while hugging Langha in his arms and rubbing against him, while ignoring the gloomy gaze of Little Sheep, he lazily stuck out his tongue at the doctor, "Who told you that you always want to use the dog when the dog is not paying attention?" The silver needle pierced me, I deserve it!"

"Have you ever pricked a snowball secretly?"

"Practice acupuncture with dogs?"

"Too outrageous!"

"abnormal!"

The dwarves immediately condemned, and they didn't listen to the doctor's powerless excuse that he was just "trying", "trying", and never succeeded.

Xueqiu happily closed his eyes and went to sleep, feeling warm and touched in his heart. The heroic dog brother was so kind to him. The doctor secretly bullied him, and the dog brother sent him a sharp weapon for revenge in due course.

In such a happy mood, I can eat two more bowls of soup tomorrow morning.

When the queen asked the mirror for the third time, and the fish monster gave the same answer again, the big dog queen knew that it would be impossible not to use ruthless moves.

It is wrong to use laxatives to lose weight, but it is absolutely impossible to deal with a stubborn foodie like a puppy without poisoning its overdeveloped spleen and stomach.

So, the big dog queen used extraordinary wisdom to make a poisoned apple.

Half of the apple is red, which contains super concentrated laxatives, and half of it is green, which is the super version of Xieliting.

The big dog is still very gentle, and he is afraid that it will be bad if he really kills the dog.

The big dog turned into a military dog ​​and came to the door of the seven dwarfs' house again. He didn't know how to coax the little milk dog to eat the poisoned apple, but when the door opened, he rushed towards it like a snowball .

"Brother Dog, you are here! Thank you for your gift last time." Xueqiu got between the dog's chest and belly, and arched vigorously, "Brother Dog, that silver needle comb is very useful. The bad doctor's butt was originally like a boiled egg with its shell peeled off, but looking at it this morning, it has become a steamed egg cake..."

"Hmmm? Is that so?" The military dog ​​was very puzzled and at a loss.

"Brother Dog, what good things did you bring me today?" The little milk dog thought he was already familiar with Brother Military Dog, so he was no longer polite.

"Uh, it's an apple." The military dog ​​took out the poisoned apple.

"Wow, half red and half green, really bright, I've never seen an apple that grows like this." The little milk dog opened its mouth wide in an instant, and swallowed the whole apple in one gulp.

"what……"

The military dog ​​stared blankly at the empty paw, then at the little milk dog, and couldn't help but become dejected, and even the pointed ears that stood upright on the top of the head, which were originally full of energy, couldn't help drooping.

Hey, did you take the laxative and Xieliding together? This... What a greedy puppy this is, is it really an impossible task for him to lose weight?

I... I'd better go home first.

The military dog ​​staggered away, and Xueqiu felt very sad.

Hmm...even if it's a big apple, one isn't enough to eat, woof.

And... And, what's wrong with my stomach, I feel so uncomfortable, um...

Princess Snowball suddenly fell to the ground and remained motionless.

When the seven dwarfs came back, they saw such a scene.

Everyone was shocked and sad.

Even though a certain guy secretly breathed a sigh of relief, it was still a bit disappointing that Snowball didn't pounce on him and clamor for food as usual.

The golden fat sheep sighed, "It's dead, at least prepare a good coffin for it."

"You have a lot of money, but you may not be able to get the things that puppies like." Lang Ha was very sad.

Tong Qiucheng said helplessly: "There is no way, our cellar is already empty."

Empty... Empty... Empty...

The cellar, where food was stored for three years, is now empty.

Where can I find a coffin that can satisfy the little milk dog?

"I heard that the prince of the neighboring country is named Rou Duan, and he is muscular and full of fragrance, like a box lunch with hands and feet." Dahan and Xiaohan suddenly said coldly.

The doctor squinted his eyes and smiled, "The prince has an adult body, and if the interior is hollowed out, he should be able to make a good coffin for the dog."

Without further ado, Guan Qizhen led the six dwarves, followed by the Golden Sheep Legion all over the mountains and plains, uttered a shout, and rushed to attack the neighboring country to snatch the prince.

Queen Big Dog also led troops to reinforce neighboring countries for the sake of good neighborliness.

After a lot of fighting, the seven dwarfs and the dog queen finally meet in the royal castle of the neighboring country.

After a fierce quarrel, both parties understood what had happened.

"Snowball is dead?" The big dog couldn't believe this cruel reality.

"Snowball is the princess of this country? The stepmother kicked it out of the castle. It's all the fault of the wicked queen." The seven dwarfs shouted.

"That..." Prince Rou Duan weakly raised his hand, "You dog, can you give it to me? It looks like a stuffed toy lying quietly in a bamboo basket full of petals... cough cough no, yes It's like a flawless work of art, it's so beautiful, I really, really love it."

Wolf Ha was furious, and suddenly turned into a little husky, rushed up and bit the prince's calf.

Prince Meat Duan fell and fell right next to the little milk dog's bamboo basket. He was attracted by the snowball dog. He didn't care about being angry with the little husky, so he stretched out his hand to the little milk dog The dog's pink and tender nose.

In the next second, instinctively, the little milk dog opened its bloody mouth wide, and gnawed on the fleshy palm of Prince Meat Duan.

"what--"

Accompanied by the prince's miserable scream, Princess Snowball came back to life.

In fact, it’s not quite accurate to say that it’s dead. Everyone knows that apples are rich in fruit acids, which are very appetizing in themselves. After adding some inexplicable purging effects, the effect of stimulating appetite is simply heaven-defying. Yes, the little milk dog ate the apple, and the hunger value instantly exploded, and he passed out from hunger.

After fainting, he fell into a state of suspended animation. Although he was ignorant, he was approached to the mouth by such a fragrant big piece of meat. If he didn't wake up quickly and take a bite, he wouldn't be a puppy.

Guan Qizhen froze for a moment, and forced himself to calm down.

As for keeping a dog, he had long since regretted it terribly.

It's really good that the dog is not dead, but...not to mention the fact that it always bullies itself and takes over the wolf, but if you just continue to raise it, you really can't afford it.This is the kingdom of fairy tales, the production of food is very low, what's the use of gold alone, and gold can't be eaten directly.

In desperation, Guan Qizhen instantly turned evil, "It's all the fault of you, the bad queen. Xueqiu should be the king of this country. We want to crusade against you and let Xueqiu take the throne!"

"That's right, let Xueqiu take over!" Everyone also shouted loudly.

Snowball was resurrected, except for the two hundred and five heartless wolves, which dwarf didn't have mixed feelings of sorrow and joy, and became tangled into a mess.

Ah, if foodies harm the world, let’s start with the entire kingdom. If you believe in a country, it will always last longer than their dwarf’s cellar.

Who is the queen of the big dog? As a dog who can keenly perceive other people's emotions, can't she guess their little thoughts?It was suddenly speechless.

The scorched fish hunter took refuge in Prince Meat Duan at some point. In order to save the prince, he hurriedly served a large pot full of meat slices in tomato sauce to feed the little milk dog. When I saw the big dog, I was overjoyed and jumped on it happily.

"Momo, Momo, I miss you so much, pomegranate woof woof..." It groaned as it rubbed against the big dog's fluffy platinum hair, "I will be obedient this time, and insist on running [-] in the morning every morning." Rice, don’t complain anymore, and don’t eat delicious food from other people, I only eat when you silently feed me, so don’t drive me away, okay~~~”

The fact that he ate an apple from a strange dog and ended up dizzy from hunger seemed to be a lesson anyway.

So, the big dog was very satisfied, picked up the back of the little milk dog's neck, and slowly brought it back to the castle to raise himself, and lived a happy life since then, gratifying, gratifying and congratulating.

As for the fish monster mirror, it seems that following the expedition of the big dog, he somehow also fled to the neighboring country to harm the prince of the neighboring country. This... can be regarded as gratifying...

Of course, the most gratifying and congratulatory thing is the cellar where the pocket dwarfs have finally gradually become full.

Love is not what you want to love, you can love when you want to love, raising a dog is not what you want to raise, you can raise it if you want~~~(^o^)/~

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