my dog ​​my king

Even if the chief and the others are savages, even if they are relatively uneducated, they can tell how unreliable Xi Wei's words are, even if they are illiterate.

"Are you kidding us?" cried the Chief.

But after Xi Wei finished what he wanted to say, he completely ignored him. Instead, he raised his head and shouted to the ice-skinned zombie youth on the height.

"Handsome zombie, do you have a big house? Can you grow vegetables? The garden must be full of peas, peppers, potato mines, etc. Listen to me, don't fight humans here, go home and plant Eat the vegetables, and then wait for humans to attack you, and finally you will have delicious brains to eat!"

The ice-skinned zombie opened its ice-coloured eyes, and its shocked expression was like seeing a pair of donkey ears popping out of Xi Wei's head.

The chief was furious, "Why do we humans send zombies to eat their brains?"

The ice-skinned zombie also nodded slowly, "Human beings are indeed delicious, but why do they send them to us so automatically and self-consciously?"

"Wouldn't it be better to take the initiative?" Xi Wei scratched his head, "I like the food that jumps into my mouth enthusiastically and proactively."

Guan Qizhen shook his head helplessly, "Mr. Ergou wants to play the game of plants and zombies, but he can't straighten out the logic. Humans attack zombies, and the zombies benefit in the end. It doesn't make sense. Humans, in the process, What else can you gain?"

Xi Wei was very surprised, "Why is there no benefit? Human beings can steal vegetables if they defeat vegetables, and there will be vegetables to eat."

Oh, so that's the case, Guan Qizhen nodded numbly.For savages, the main social behavior is to make a living, that is, to eat.Zombies grow vegetables, humans eat vegetables, and zombies eat humans. It seems that some kind of weird ecological balance has indeed been formed.

In this way, the relationship between zombies and humans is more inclined to breeding than pure hunting, but is there any difference in essence between breeding and hunting?What is the point of doing this?

The big dog man stood up, clamped Guan Qizhen's face with his fleshy paws, and rubbed it back and forth, "Why do you think so much, it's fun." 』

Guan Qizhen continued to be numb.

This huge dog in front of him is fluffy and fluffy, with innocent and innocent eyes that are gentle and shining, how does it really look... how does it look like a big bad guy.

"But now that humans are attacking and zombies are defending, humans are in an advantageous position, so at this stage, even if humans defeat all the plants and rush in front of zombies, zombies cannot eat humans. Of course, humans cannot kill zombies either." Xi Wei continued to add.

The humans on the chief's side and the zombies on the ice-skinned youth's side started clamoring at the same time, both shouting "why" and "why".

Xi Wei immediately acted like a devil, with his hands on his hips and laughed, "Because the dog orders you to obey! When humans catch zombies, they have to put braces on the zombies and sell them in the market. After they have money, they can buy equipment for attacking zombies. Pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, recipes, and most importantly, delicious food that you have never seen before!"

market?Another market?Is there such a market where zombies can be bought and sold? Why don't they know? Humans and zombies look at each other in blank dismay.

Xi Wei opened his hands and turned around in a big circle, "The trading market that prohibits all vendettas and disputes is right here. This square is requisitioned by us. Today, now, the market is officially open. Humans are welcome to actively sell zombies." , Zombies, in order not to be trafficked, please come and buy special plants to protect the house!"

The big dog squinted his eyes, and happily shook his long tail to the sky.

"boom--"

A huge golden flame flower exploded over the square, and countless small flame flowers fluttered down like gold powder, rendering every inch of the air a festive and cheerful atmosphere.

"Quick, quick, everyone, come and help, decorate the store and prepare the goods, and think about what you want to run. Everyone has to buy and sell. Brother Gou and I sell plants and equipment for fruit pulp processing, and the store that buys zombies is handed over." To the doctor, doctor, do you have any objection, you have no objection if you think about it... Shuanger, I strongly urge you two to sell ice cream... What? I have never sold it before and I don’t know what to do? I don’t care anyway, I want to eat your ice cream, myself Think of ways to……"

Xi Wei was in high spirits, bouncing up and down, running around the field and assigning tasks to everyone.

From Duan Zhenhui down, the soldiers of the special duty team were all embarrassed, not knowing why things took such a sudden turn and turned into this.Ahhh, it was obviously here to kill zombies and play bloody and violent dungeons, but suddenly it became a simulation management game, the gap is too big.

Lang Ha was silent, looked up at the sky, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, set up a stall or something, why don't you give him face as the urban management captain? Do you have a business license, eh?Do you have a license?

However, if he had to choose one business item, it would undoubtedly be kebabs.

The tender mutton is skewered on the iron skewer, the cattail fan flashes, the red charcoal fire is roaring, the fragrant fat drips down, the mutton is roasted sizzlingly, sprinkled with pepper and cumin, that's it! The smell of stock...you can smell it from far away.

Thinking about it, Langha's wolf mouth couldn't help but something silver flowed out.

At the beginning, I didn’t hesitate to pretend to be a husky and wanted to hang out in human cities. There was a big reason, that is, the seduction of kebab stalls in the city, tsk tsk, the scent accompanied by fireworks, fluttering in the wind, even Float into the forest.

If he hadn't become an urban management officer by accident, the career he would most want to choose after he cultivated is actually an unlicensed and unlicensed kebab vendor.

Hey hey hey, little fat sheep, little fat sheep, eat while grilling, this time you will be able to eat as much as you want.

The more Langha thought about it, the happier he was, he bit his own wolf's paw, his eyes glowed green, and he laughed.

Guan Qizhen looked at his unpromising look, his facial expression was so dull that it was almost petrified.

However, there are always some people who don't know how to appreciate Xi Wei's beautiful plan. The savages and zombies, who were originally enemies, agreed with each other this time. Not only did they show strong opposition, some people even mocked Xi Wei Whimsical, very absurd, definitely stupid, stupid.

The big dog tilted its head and raised its long tail. Like a long whip, the big dog made a sharp bang in the air.

The noisy zombies and humans fell silent collectively.

"Big fish, come on, show them some awesomeness." 』The big dog is iron-blooded.

Yu Shengyin gave a bad smile, put two fingers together on the peak of his eyebrows, and drew an arc in the air chicly, "Little Momo, obey."

Afterwards, the man's wave-like long hair fluttered with the wind and merged into the color of the blue sky. In a trance, more and more strands of hair grew longer and longer, as if the entire sky was covered by his long hair.

Faint white clouds rise from the sky, like billowing white waves across the vast sky, the sky shakes, and the water ripples. At this moment, it is hard to tell whether it is the blue sky or the blue sea above the head.

Immediately afterwards, there was a deafening thunder explosion, rumbling, and the entire sky darkened instantly. The waves were choppy, dangerous and unpredictable. Both humans and zombies were stunned by this strange celestial phenomenon that they had never seen before. Frightened, he fell to the ground.

After the thunder, the pouring rain poured down. The cold rain water, with Yu Shengyin's thoughts, penetrated into the skin, muscles, and bones of humans and zombies.

This rain is not ordinary rain, it is a ruthless crushing of absolute power, a baptism of the body and spirit.

Being poured by the heavy rain not only felt the bone-chilling cold, but also felt fear, and the obedience brought about by fear was imprinted on the mind.

Of course, Xi Wei and the others will not get wet by the heavy rain, pieces of water-blue petals and fish fins, gently covering their heads like a gauze, like a pair of beautiful big flower umbrellas.

There is nothing more pleasant than hiding in a safe place during a thunderstorm and watching those drowned chickens struggling helplessly in the heavy rain.

Big Dog took out a small red clay stove and cooked freshly picked Wanghailou Tieguanyin tea for everyone.

Golden tea soup, paired with light green grass cakes, eating while enjoying the rain in this bad weather, is really happy and wonderful.

Everyone sat around the big dog, eating and drinking, and the two little zombies who followed the doctor were also divided into two pieces of grass cakes because they looked cute after being frightened.

Soon, the rain stopped, the clouds cleared and the fog cleared, the warm sunlight fell on the ground, and the crystal water droplets everywhere reflected the diamond-like brilliance. What's the matter, it's different.

Humans and zombies looked at each other wetly, with confusion in each other's eyes.

Xi Wei ran to them and said loudly what he had said before. This time, both sides showed a brightened expression, and they all thought that Xi Wei's idea was brilliant.

So, under the command of the big dog, the savages sat down in front of Guan Qizhen and looked at him with hungry eyes.

Guan Qizhen froze for a long time, twitching the corners of his mouth and showing a resigned smile, he threw out the golden net and turned it into a blackboard, sacrificed his scepter as chalk, and pulled down his golden crown, turning it into gorgeous gold-rimmed glasses to wear on the On the bridge of the nose, he began to give lectures to the savages, teaching them what vegetables are, how to eat vegetables, and the benefits of eating vegetables.

Xi Wei and the big dog jumped on the city wall, went among the zombies, and allocated them a big house near the square, asking the zombies to live in it, and grow vegetables to protect their brains... No, to protect themselves from being captured by humans sell.

"But... How can you protect yourself by growing vegetables?" The ice-skinned zombie asked hesitantly.

The big dog took out a pack of cabbage seeds from the bronze plate, and Xi Wei explained: "This is a special seed, as long as you use the power of your zombies to instill it when planting, and when the seeds grow up, you can use them My own strength controls them to attack the enemy. You are zombies, existences much stronger than humans, don’t tell me you don’t know how to do it.”

Although Xi Wei said so, he still had some doubts in his heart.

These vegetables are just freshly harvested seeds in Wanghailou. Because they are watered with ink, they are more aura than ordinary vegetables. Of course, it is impossible for them to have eyes like the plants in Plants vs. Zombies. Cat face Lah, it will attack the enemy by itself.

The key to the matter is actually the power of the zombie itself. The so-called using plants to protect itself is nothing more than changing a weapon for the zombie, replacing the original sword with a plant. To what extent plants can do, in the garden defense battle, Whether it is as majestic as a forbidden battle formation, or swaying wildly, depends entirely on the tactical quality and cultivation of the zombies who control the plants.

If the zombies can't control the plants, the plan is completely useless.

But Big Dog thinks they can.

Zhu Lanyin can control the woman in red, and the woman in red can control countless dolls, and the zombie's innate ability must have something to do with domination.

The ice-skinned zombie was dubious, held a seed in his hand, closed his eyes and tried hard.

The icy aura of his body poured into the seed, and the small seed sprouted suddenly, and soon grew into a lotus flower, with an ice-colored lotus pod standing high in the lotus core, and then, puff puff puff... ...Spit out a large piece of ice lotus seeds like a machine gun, which hurts people.

"This is good, this is good," Xi Wei cheered, caught the lotus seeds, threw them into his mouth and chewed them, "Nourishes yin and nourishes kidneys, cools and relieves fire."

When the other zombies saw it, they quickly experimented, and almost all of them could successfully grow plants.

The big dog narrowed his eyes and looked up at the sky.

Yu Shengyin was lying on a cloud in the shape of a cream cake, floating lazily in the air.Neither he nor the dog thought that they inspired the zombies' unknown talents.

The power shown by these zombies before is obviously much weaker than what they should have. Something has made the zombies collectively weaker, and the power that can affect all zombies in the entire world is more like an abnormality in law .

Yu Shengyin's previous rain was not only to suppress humans and zombies, but also to test the laws of this world.

Facts have proved that there seems to be no "existence" that upholds the laws in this world, and he can do whatever he wants here.But is this normal? Here, shouldn't there be an unfathomable Tianzhu?

The big dog wagged its tail, "Since you have made troubles, let's make troubles thoroughly. If the trajectory of the zombie world runs wild like a wild horse, the problems hidden under the appearance of this world will always surface. 』

And what they have to do now is to fish.

"Let's go fishing together, the fish monster is coming to the bowl, hahaha." Xi Wei stood on the city wall overlooking the square, laughing triumphantly.

"Shuanger, is that mashed potato ice cream, topped with cranberry sauce? Serve a bowl for the chief too. The chief's bowl is free, and if you want to eat it again, you have to sell zombies for money and buy it yourself. Huh? I can't beat it all at once. Plants in front of the big house? It’s all right, you can also use the vegetables you seized to sell for money, except you keep the vegetables for yourself, we also collect them.”

"Wolf ha, sprinkle more cumin and brown sugar on the mutton skewers, as well as fried tofu, ah, I want to eat sweet bean sauce for grilled sesame seed cakes."

"Meat section, if you carve the watermelon flesh into a pink cat, it's still a watermelon, what, it's so expensive, damn it."

"Doctor, the zombies sold by the savages are not for you to dissect. You have to figure out what to use them for. Uh... partner with Iron Fist to open a massage shop? Zombies wear braces to massage naked human men You can also choose the style of braces? Small octopus dog bones, cat biscuits, sm hole balls, cough cough cough...I always feel very impure, so heavy..."

In short, the free trade market was opened in a bustling place where the soldiers were close to the city, and the news spread to the entire zombie world at an alarming speed.