When Yi Xiaochen was four years old, he knew that he had a mother, or a father.

Back then, while it was rare for a child to have two dads instead of one, it wasn't uncommon.

Kid Yi Xiaochen even thought that he was really different, which was a proof of his superior intelligence. Anyway, he didn't like women who were limp and caterpillar-like.

After growing up, Yi Xiaochen felt that he was worthy of being a genius. He figured out his sexual orientation when he was four years old. No wonder when he was in kindergarten, he never liked to lift the skirts of little girls, but only liked to take off the pants of little buddies.

Of course, at that time, Yi Xiaochen hadn't figured out his unique hobbies, which already foreshadowed that he would hang out with men in his life.

At that time, Yi Xiaochen lived a carefree life, dominating the kindergarten, and tossing the flowers and plants in his yard when he was at home. His only wish was to get his father back quickly.

His other father, said his father, went out, lost his way, and couldn't find his way home.

So, his father is a road idiot?

Before Yi Xiaochen was seven years old, his birthday wish every year was to let his Lu Chi father come home.However, after the age of seven, he stopped doing such idiotic behavior, and the reason for this idiot could no longer be hidden from him. On the contrary, when the old man was nagging like this, he would look at him like an idiot , Is your IQ too low, or do you think your son and I have a low IQ?

Yi Dongcheng occasionally echoed a few words very sympathetically, and it was assumed that he had fulfilled his filial piety.

Yi Dongcheng was full of pressure, worried that his father would suffer from dementia, he had already lost a father, and if he lost this father again, he could become a parentless child.

Yi Xiaochen was completely interested in becoming an orphan, and he was very well-behaved during that time.

Of course, he later learned that he was completely played.

That year, he knew "Zhang Jingyun" for the first time. It was not the name of Zhang Jingyun, nor the handsome man in the photo, but everything about Zhang Jingyun. His father did not die but lived in another time and space, and he would be able to see him in another ten years.

On the night when he found out the truth, Yi Xiaochen lay on his bed, tossing and turning, unable to sleep, thinking about what his father was like.

One morning, he ran to Zhang's house, leaned on the window, and saw 'Zhang Jingyun' who looked like a radish head.

Little Carrot is playing in the mud with a small bucket by himself, rolling in the mud for a while, talking to himself and talking to the corner for a while.

Dirty and a little silly, but Yi Xiaochen felt that he was simply the cutest child in the world. Although he was not as tall as his own legs at the time, it wasn't because someone told him that he was his father's shell.

Heavenly spirit, earthly spirit, bless his father to come back soon.

Yi Xiaochen was praying to heaven, when suddenly, a wow came from his ear, "Don't bite me."

Yi Xiaochen looked back, and saw a fat dog with a fat head and big ears pressing on his little radish-headed father, and the little radish-headed father was crying loudly at a bloody dog, crying out of breath angry.

Yi Xiaochen groaned in his head, those are his 12 fathers, dare to beat his father?

Yi Xiaochen flew over the flowers, and kicked the fat dog, which was actually Zhang Jinghui, under the wall.

Zhang Jinghui fell heavily on the ground. The ground was sandy and it didn't hurt. But for him who was held in the palm of his family at that time, he was actually beaten, especially because Zhang Jingyun, who was dispensable, was beaten. The shock he received was greater than the shock he received physically. He lay on the ground in a daze, watching Zhang Jingyun, whom the whole family disliked, being hugged by that handsome man like a baby, speaking softly language comfort.

"Woooo—" Zhang Jinghui grunted.

Yi Xiaochen was intoxicated by the feeling of holding his father in his arms. The age of his son and his father turned around. It was a rare experience for a son to hold his father in a hundred years. His father was crying in his arms, and Yi Xiaochen Busy coaxing, not to mention a puppy grinning at him, he coaxed his father again and again, saying: "Speaking of human, you are an animal."

Zhang Jinghui screamed angrily, arched his back, ran his paws on the ground, and assumed an attacking posture.

'Zhang Jingyun' hiccupped in Yi Xiaochen's arms, and looked at Zhang Jinghui with fear, Zhang Jinghui bared his teeth at him, and he was immediately scared back into Yi Xiaochen's arms.

Yi Xiaochen was even more dissatisfied. No matter whether the dog is a human or a beast, it is unforgivable. If it is a human, let alone bully the weak.

"Exactly, I heard that dog meat is very good." Yi Xiaochen looked at Zhang Jinghui firmly. Zhang Jinghui hadn't had time to escape before Yi Xiaochen picked up the hair on the back of his neck and lifted him into the air, "You said, yes Is it delicious braised, or steamed?"

Zhang Jinghui was frightened, he kicked his legs wildly in mid-air, and waved his claws at Yi Xiaochen with his teeth and claws.

Now, Yi Xiaochen knows that this is an orc, after all, dogs are not so psychic.

Seeing that Zhang Jinghui was obviously terrified, but he kept silent and put on a show, which made Yi Xiaochen inexplicably amused, and started to tease him, "Looking at your fatness, the steamed ones will definitely be greasy, and the braised ones will probably be greasy too." , it’s better to grill it, put the skin on the fire and roast it, it’s sizzling and oily, even the process of oiling is saved, where to put the knife on your stomach, the whole skin can still be peeled off Make a pair of leather gloves."

After some intimidation, 'Zhang Jingyun' who was curled up in Yi Xiaochen's arms trembled.

Zhang Jinghui, who was hanging on Yi Xiaochen's finger, shrank his head, thinking of the long fur mattress in his bedroom, and immediately turned into a leather mattress in his head, woo hoo, his own skin.

"You—" Zhang Jinghui uttered a word, and Yi Xiaochen smiled at the corner of his mouth, looking like "You still want to fight with me, little boy".

Being tricked, ah——

Zhang Jinghui didn't care about the pain in the back of his neck, he was furious, his small body seemed to be twisted, and his small claws waved at Yi Xiaochen's palm, and he really caught it.

Zhang Jinghui is a good baby who pays attention to hygiene. He trims his nails once a week. The last time he cut his nails was the day before yesterday. Now his nails are bald, but his claws are stronger than human hands. If he is not careful, Yi Xiaochen gets a claw.

All of a sudden, there was a long bloodstain on Yi Xiaochen's slender and white hand, which became more and more shocking and glaring. Yi Xiaochen's regretful intestines were cleared. Such a seven or eight-year-old little radish is fighting, if he is disobedient, he can just spank his ass.

Yi Xiaochen looked at Zhang Jinghui's little butt with burning eyes.

"I'm sorry—" Zhang Jinghui's little friend was also frightened. He was naughty when he was naughty, and overbearing when he was overbearing. He usually snorted coldly when he was angry. When I saw the blood, I immediately apologized subconsciously, but still insisted, "It's not all my fault. If you didn't bully me, I wouldn't hit you. This is called——, an eye for an eye."

Kid Zhang Jinghui is still quite smart, and he can use idioms pretty well.

"I'm sorry too." 'Zhang Jingyun' also said, sticking out his tongue and blowing hard at Yi Xiaochen's wound from a long distance, "Brother, it won't hurt anymore."

What a good boy, compared to another brat who never admitted his mistake, it makes sense for him to be biased, "Hey, yes, you know how to fight an eye for an eye, so if you bully your brother, I will beat you with an eye for an eye."

Yi Xiaochen shook Zhang Jinghui in the air twice, as if he was about to throw him out.

"Ah, how dare you." Zhang Jinghui screamed in fright, adding a tail to his limbs, he was about to climb up Yi Xiaochen's arm.

His actions, on the contrary, startled Yi Xiaochen, Zhang Jinghui's weight was not clear at all, he was still holding one in his hand, Zhang Jinghui was still fussing about in his hand, and another person was being scratched by another person. At that time, he threw it out, and he quickly put Zhang Jinghui on his shoulder, "Okay, stop making trouble, if you fall again, you will break your leg."

Why are you pretending to be a good person? Zhang Jinghui's little friend was aggrieved, but he still grabbed Yi Xiaochen's neck tightly. Yi Xiaochen's neck was almost not broken by him, so he stretched out his hands to hug Zhang Jinghui to his chest forward.

There is a little bun in the left hand, and a bun dog in the right. The little bun and the bun dog are facing each other, and the bun dog turned his head indignantly.

Yi Xiaochen held his forehead and gritted his teeth, this brat didn't know what was wrong, "Apologize, you bullied my brother, bullying the weak, you can still live forever, can't you?"

"This is not bullying the weak, it's called survival of the fittest." Steamed Bun Dog Zhang Jinghui corrected him seriously, and said in a childlike way, "Whoever makes him born will be weak."

"If you fall behind, you will be beaten, right?"

Baozigou Zhang Jinghui nodded, raised his chin, and proudly declared, "This is what my father said. My father said that if I don't want to be bullied, I must become stronger."

Zhang Jinghui, are you sure you are only seven years old?Even according to the average IQ of orcs, you are too god-defying to understand the true meaning of the world at such a young age.

Hearing this, the little bun Zhang Jingyun lowered his head and twisted the corner of his clothes, a little gloomy.

Yi Xiaochen is very sure that the 12 fathers are a doormat in the Zhang family, and Zhang Jinghui's little friend has been completely crooked under the influence of the Zhang family.

"Okay, brother is leaving." After playing with the two little Doudings for a while, Yi Xiaochen's enthusiasm for the children for half a minute was exhausted. Hearing that Yi Xiaochen was leaving, the bun dog Zhang Jinghui's face was wrinkled In a ball, one paw stepped on Yi Xiaochen's instep fiercely, restrained his two paws from trying to hug his thigh, and tugged, "For the sake of playing with me for so long ,I invite you to dinner."

After thinking about it, he tilted his head and added, "My mother's meat pies are delicious."

You are trying to lure me with delicious food, Yi Xiaochen looked at the puppy under his feet with a smile.

The little bun Zhang Jingyun was also very reluctant. At his young age, no one would hug him like Yi Xiaochen, especially when he heard that there were meat pies, the idea of ​​keeping Yi Xiaochen was even stronger. Intensified, he tugged at the corner of Yi Xiaochen's clothes, "Brother——"

Yi Xiaochen smiled slightly, but still firmly patted the dirt on his trousers, and picked up his coat.

My invitation was actually rejected?Baozigou was sullen, turned his head and pointed his butt at Yi Xiaochen, expressing that he was not interested.There was a bang sound from behind, Yi Xiaochen kissed Zhang Jingyun's forehead, Zhang Jinghui couldn't help turning his head.

"Want me to kiss you?" Yi Xiaochen looked at Zhang Jinghui's hair, and shook his head regretfully, "I'm afraid it won't work, let's talk about it after you become an adult."

"Who cares?" I was caught for peeping spineless, and was looked at by Yi Xiaochen with teasing eyes. For a while, Zhang Jinghui felt a little embarrassed, and walked on four legs, bouncing. He ran away, "Zhang Jingyun, why don't you come in quickly, didn't your mother tell you not to talk to strangers?"

So many things happened that day that when Yi Xiaochen thinks about it, he regrets that he didn't do anything. Of course, he is also thankful countless times. Do it, just glanced at it, and then went back.

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