Rebirth of future humans and beasts

It is a wonderful experience to maintain half of the mind in a coma, like the soul is out of the body, or one ear is closed in a daze, and the other ear is half open, and it seems that the body is divided into two halves. Half of it is in sleep, and the other half is still in the display.

In a daze, he felt that his body was being manipulated. The person first pulled his ankle, pulled it, it might not be smooth, and let him go with a bang, and then started to try to move himself He got it on his back, bumped it, he got it on that person's back, and slid to the ground twice.

Zhang Jingyun's forehead hurts from being thrown, he really wants to open his eyes and open his mouth, even if it's a fake corpse, he has to sit up and tell this sister who doesn't know if it's Zhang Ruofei or Zhang Ruoshui, don't be too busy, brother at least has you It weighs one and a half, unless you turn a hen into a duck right now, you really can't help him. Otherwise, I will do a good deed every day, and I will give you a suggestion. You should call a few accomplices as I call a golden retriever. Don't bother me anymore, even if I am in a coma, I will still hurt.

With a touch, Zhang Jingyun was slid off the back of that person who didn't know whether it was Zhang Ruofei or Zhang Ruoshui.

But is it Zhang Ruofei or Zhang Ruoshui? This person looks like Zhang Ruoshui on the outside, but looks like Zhang Ruofei on the inside. Zhang Jingyun is 1 sure. With Zhang Ruoshui's IQ and EQ, she will never do such an idiot thing. Well, it is estimated that someone put a knife on her neck, and she may have to find a way to save herself. She will never do the kidnapping of her brother.

Therefore, Zhang Jingyun was planted, and he was put in a glass of water.

Zhang Ruofei, why are you pretending to be Zhang Ruoshui?

Zhang Jingyun dialed the number vigorously in his heart, calling Jin Mao for help, but unfortunately the distance was too far. While comforting himself with Ah Q in his heart, he prayed for Zhang Ruofei, and quickly made himself as light as a feather, and he had never practiced iron head kung fu.

Zhang Ruofei finally stopped torturing him.

With a sound of footsteps, Zhang Ruofei got on the bed and walked around to the other end of the bed, pushing Zhang Jingyun vigorously. Zhang Jingyun rolled on the bed twice, and was about to fall.

At this moment, Zhang Jingyun heard someone coming in, "Ruofei, what are you doing?"

Zhang Jingyun was picked up sideways at once, and the man said again, "Ruofei, I know you hate him, but don't forget that Xu Yan wants him and the child in his belly. Do you think Zhang Jingyun alone is worth it?" 5 million?"

Zhang Jingyun finally heard some information, and it was worthwhile for him to take out the cantilever awl to stab his buttocks, so he almost clicked himself, trying not to let himself just close his eyes and fall asleep, but Xu Yan?Was it the Xu Yan he knew him? 5 million, Zhang Jingyun was crying with joy, he was actually worth 5 million, this is the prodigal son from that family, he actually spent 5 million people to kidnap him, compared to the prodigal son he saw before, this prodigal son is simply against the sky, If he gave birth to this kind of child who treats money as waste paper, he will throw him to Africa, and go to Africa to be an African carrot head.

5 million, Zhang Jingyun burst into tears, he didn't even know that he was worth so much, if he knew that Xu Yan was willing to spend 5 million for the entrance ticket, just to pay his respects, there was no need to force him, even if it was to have dinner with him , he has already passed by himself, isn't this just looking for trouble for each other, can't he discuss it with himself?

"Hurry up, we don't have much time." The man hugged Zhang Jingyun in his arms, and Zhang Jingyun felt that he was trapped in a box, and the floor in the box was soft, as if it had been covered with something, and then a blanket fell on it Zhang Jingyun's body.

Zhang Ruofei pursed her mouth and said to Li Dongri, "Look at your baby, people who don't know think he's carrying your child."

"If the child is mine, do you think he is worth 5 million?" Zhang Dongri scolded in his heart. If Zhang Ruofei was not still needed, he would have ignored this empty-headed princess long ago. There is no need to be patient.

"Okay, Ruo Fei is not the time for you to throw your temper. We still have 2 minutes to send Zhang Jingyun to the garbage passage, and then we will go to the airport and go directly to the European continent."

Zhang Ruofei managed to cheer up a little bit of energy, and the last bit of uneasiness was gone.

Zhang Jingyun couldn't hear it below, the box was sealed, I don't know if he heard that it was about to be transported out of the garbage channel, Zhang Jingyun smelled a smell of pickles, damn it, it was so disgusting, Zhang Jingyun spit it out with a wow, spit it out Dizzy, the box that may be a trash can has really become a trash can, and there is an unpleasant smell in the whole space.

He may have vomited loudly, and of course it is not ruled out that the two people outside may have smelled something. The two looked at each other in horror, and opened the box in a panic.

"Where's Zhang Jingyun?" Zhang Lijun hurriedly covered Zhang Ruofei's mouth.

Bah, Zhang Jingyun is flying.

Zhang Jingyun will be a ghost if he doesn’t run away. Although he was fascinated by Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles when he was a child, Superman wearing underwear and outerwear when he was a teenager, and a young man yearning for a Spider-Man who fights wits and courage, but after his character has formed a solid state, He has become a brick in socialism, a diligent standard commoner, he has always been used to worshiping heroes, that is to say, he has always been a saved product, and his ideas are completely in line with the golden mean, safety, security, First.

He fled away in a hurry, he remembered that he threw a bag of fried small yellow croakers in the space a few days ago, and while the golden retriever was away, he hurried to eat it.

Someone once raised a question that was more profound than Goldbach's conjecture. Maybe some people don't understand what Goldbach is talking about. It takes an IQ of [-] to understand, but everyone must have thought about this question To understand this problem, only the IQ of a five-year-old child is needed. However, to understand Goldbach's conjecture, an IQ of [-] is required. To solve Goldbach's conjecture, an IQ of [-] is appropriate. However, to figure out whether the chicken came first or First came the egg——

To understand this problem, IQ alone is not enough. Even Einstein's brain needs to pray to God to let him travel to the great moment when a thunderbolt was born between the chicken and the egg.

People with this kind of luck, now Zhang Jingyun can say that he is one of them.

Zhang Jingyun is rather at a loss now, to put it bluntly, he is stupid, he is holding his little yellow croaker, he sees the traffic around him, and he is running on the ground snoring, hey, there is another buddy riding a bicycle, that one is riding fast, like a fish In the same way, when the traffic police didn't react, he ran a red light.

The handsome traffic policeman was stunned. Like Zhang Jingyun, he was thinking about whether to deduct points from this guy or give him a ticket.No way, you don’t need a driver’s license to ride a bicycle. The danger of running a red light with a bicycle is much less harmful than that of a car. The former endangers your own life, while the latter endangers the lives of others.

The former died in his own hands, at least he was not wronged.

That handsome traffic policeman looked at the little yellow croaker that ran the red light as if he was blind. You said that even if you were riding a bicycle, you should look ahead instead of twisting your neck and looking behind. Well, look, The little yellow croaker on the bicycle twisted its neck like a ghost, and then the bicycle went straight, and with a bump, it knocked a straight little poplar into a tree with a crooked neck.

Look, the consequence of not obeying the traffic rules is, indeed, a car accident.

Fortunately, this buddy is driving a bicycle.

Zhang Jingyun is sitting on the back of the bicycle, chewing the small yellow croaker. It is really delicious. The small yellow croaker is pure natural, and the oil is also pure natural. The golden retriever thinks it is junk food and only feeds him a day Last one, doesn't he know that the genetically modified food he has eaten for 30 years is already invulnerable to all poisons?This thing, a small problem.

Zhang Jingyun poked himself on the back, "The traffic policeman is here. You will be fined for destroying public property. Why don't you run away?"

Zhang Jingyun looked at the face of this buddy in front of him, his body was stern, his appearance was majestic, his eyes were like lacquer, his chest was broad, he was handsome, he was so handsome, he was so handsome, the little girls would throw grenades at him when he was walking on the street, the world What about such a handsome person, please, buddy, can you straighten your back, look ahead, and get some energy?

You say such a man, what kind of little daughter-in-law are you pretending to be, you hold my shell, squat on the ground and draw circles, you lost my people.

Seeing his useless appearance, Zhang Jingyun almost exploded with anger. His image, he poked 'Zhang Jingyun' in the head again, "Hey, Zhang Jingyun, don't you have anything to say to me?"

This is calling his name at others, especially if this person is taking over his shell, Zhang Jingyun is so awkward.

Zhang Jingyun frowned, and the little daughter-in-law in front of her lowered her head even lower.

But then, someone came to save his life. Before Zhang Jingyun could organize his words, let the little daughter-in-law raise his head, and then enlighten him, let him lead his own to Yi Dongcheng, when he heard the sound of brakes next to him .

Zhang Jingyun looked up and saw Yi Dongcheng. Yi Dongcheng was wrapped in a suit and got out of the car. Yi Dongcheng, I finally saw my relatives. He just wanted to hug his brother when he saw the little daughter-in-law bowing her head , as if being bullied by her mother-in-law and seeing a savior, she plunged into Yi Dongcheng's arms.

Yi Dongcheng is hugging his little daughter-in-law, the eagle catches the chicken, and his eyes are on Zhang Jingyun. Zhang Jingyun is still wearing pajamas and pajamas. Although the material is good, it is obvious that walking around the street in pajamas and pajamas does not conform to his upbringing. He frowned slightly, looked at the fallen bicycle next to him, and the unlucky tree with a crooked neck, and said in a deep voice, "Sir, do you want to go to the hospital? Don't worry, I will take care of your medical expenses." .”

How understanding of righteousness, this posture is definitely a skilled worker at the scene of a car accident, who may have wiped the buttocks of the little daughter-in-law in his arms several times, Zhang Jingyun wondered whether the ghost needs medical expenses, or he just told the person in front of him, he This is a weak and beautiful young man who is his hard-core brother of Shangfang Jiewa, Yi Dongcheng believes that there is no chance.

"Zhang Jingyun, don't you want to introduce me to Yi Dongcheng?" Zhang Jingyun pointed to the little daughter-in-law in Yi Dongcheng's arms. He watched the little daughter-in-law froze, and then grabbed Yi Dongcheng desperately with all four limbs. Shaking like a rattle.

Zhang Jingyun almost wanted to poke his eyes, he probably never dreamed that he would live in his lifetime, or make such a weak movement, a man of five big and three thick is about to cry, and the one who is holding an orchid, he almost wants to commit suicide, little daughter-in-law, you are really embarrassing to me ah.

"Brother Yi, my stomach hurts, shall we go home?" The little daughter-in-law bit her lip and pulled Yi Dongcheng to leave...

Yi Dongcheng didn't move. He didn't know the young man in front of him, but his expression gave him a very familiar feeling. He flipped through his memory, and he directly asked his own question, "You who is it?"

This question is more complicated from the beginning. Zhang Jingyun put his hands in his pockets in a nutshell, jumped up and rode on Yi Dongcheng's neck, "Tell me, who do you think brother is?"

This action is of great commemorative significance to Zhang Jingyun and Yi Dongcheng.

The Yi family and the Zhang family are family friends. Zhang Jingyun’s grandfather and Yi Dongcheng’s grandfather are buddies. The two grew up naked. However, when Zhang Jingyun and Yi Dongcheng were naked, one was in a socialist society and was regarded as Like child labor, one is learning to be a new capitalist in a capitalist society. They met when Zhang Jingyun was five years old.

At that time, Zhang Jingyun was really at the stage of going to the house to expose the tiles and fighting on the ground, but he was beautiful at that time. Among the juniors, he was called the boss with his fists, and among the elders, he was even more well-behaved. When Yi Dongcheng came back, his status faced unprecedented challenges.

Zhang Jingyun's brains have been clever since he was a child. Before Yi Dongcheng opened up the situation, he mobilized a group of his men. After careful planning and careful layout, the five-year-old Zhang Jingyun finally rode on the neck of the six-year-old Yi Dongcheng. On the bed, I took a piss and took a picture to remember it.

It's a great shame, so when he grew up, he was tortured by Yi Dongcheng in every possible way, and he recognized it.

Sure enough, as soon as Zhang Jingyun rode on Yi Dongcheng's neck, no one else would dare to ride on Yi Dongcheng's neck——

Yi Dongcheng's eyes seemed to hide a spark, and suddenly they lit up, "It's you, Zhang Jingyun."

Zhang Jingyun rode on Yi Dongcheng's neck and giggled.

"Damn it, why don't you hurry up and get down for me." Yi Dongcheng yelled, and stretched out his hand, wanting to pull Zhang Jingyun off his neck. He stretched his hands towards Zhang Jingyun's waist, but touched a lump of air.

Only then did Yi Dongcheng feel something was wrong. For example, with Zhang Jingyun's amazing jumping ability before, he jumped two meters, and with a bang, his feet seemed to be equipped with springs, and he jumped onto his neck. For example, Zhang Jingyun rode On his own neck, he didn't feel any weight. He felt a mass of air and found his own voice after a while, "Are you a human or a ghost now?"

Zhang Jingyun twisted Yi Dongcheng's neck, pointed around, gloated, and said with a cheerful smile, "Look, you didn't see it, the way people look at you, it's like looking at you crazy, you Are you saying I'm a human or a ghost now?"

Others can't see him, Yi Dong's achievement is equivalent to a person talking to himself.

Zhang Jingyun patted Yi Dongcheng's head, not sure if Yi Dongcheng could feel it, "Let's get out of here first." Then he glanced at the little daughter-in-law next to him who was crying, "Don't forget to take my shell on." .”

As he said that, he floated onto Yi Dongcheng's Bugatti. It's good to be a ghost, he didn't even have to open the door.