Rebirth of future humans and beasts

——If one day, someone told Zhang Jingyun that love between men and women is a legend, love between men and men is over, and love between humans and animals is the mainstream, Zhang Jingyun would definitely think he saw a ghost.

——This is clearly a series of nonsense.

2012 is the world of love between men and women.

Except for rotten women and homosexuals, everyone supports heterosexuality.

Women think that gay men have robbed them of their excellent resources. Surveys have shown that the probability of homosexuality among rich and handsome is [-]% higher than that among short and poor.

Don't underestimate the [-]%, you must know that in the world, among a thousand short and poor people, there is not a tall, rich and handsome person.

Tall, rich and handsome are rare, and gays who are tall, rich and handsome still like to be tall, rich and handsome.

The women lost two tall, rich and handsome at once.

This kind of thing, this kind of loss, in addition to making the rotten girls drool and scream, the rest of the women's tears are rushing.

——Women are so sad. Not only do they want to rob men with women, but they also want to rob men with men.

Of course, if homosexuals are forced by public opinion to marry a woman, for that woman, it is not a loss, but a real bankruptcy.

Compared to going bankrupt, it's still a loss, and it's still possible to masturbate, so a creature like a rotten girl was born.

Those who have become gay, have already cooked rice, there is no other way, in order not to harm women, let’s continue to be gay, no matter if they are rotten girls or women, they all support it with both hands and feet.

but--

Please go gay or find a gay, why do you want to bend straight men, gays are the property of gays, straight men are the domain of women.

My uncle can bear it, but my aunt can't bear it.

My aunt can bear it, but this straight man can't bear it either.

But in some cases, you can only endure it.

With bloodshot panda eyes, Zhang Jingyun picked up the coffee on the table, took a sip, and stared blankly at the computer in front of him.

"Wow, boss has big dark circles, what did you do last night?" the secretary who was startled by him early in the morning asked him.

"What else can I do? I've had insomnia all night." Zhang Jingyun looked at the charming black rose in the vase on his desk with a dazed look.

"Boss's rose is almost here today." The beautiful secretary looked at her immediate boss sympathetically, and patted her shoulder.

The big boss's pursuit of the manager of the investment department is the biggest scandal in the company right now, second only to last year's big boss coming out of the closet.

If the big boss pursues a woman, she will be killed by the jealous eyes of all the women in the company. If the big boss pursues the same homosexual, he will not be spared, but when the big boss pursues a man who is already famous Hua Youzhu is a straight man, and under the pursuit of the big BOSS, his girlfriend is ashamed and willing to give up. Everyone can only give great sympathy to this unfortunate man.

——This is the reason why Zhang Jingyun, a straight man, has to endure homosexual harassment, and it is also the reason why the beautiful secretary has to endure being deprived of her love and her close proximity.

When the people who cause everything are their parents, straight men and women must swallow their anger.

The secretary is fascinated by his boss, who is tall and slender, with strong muscles, smooth and elastic skin, deep contours, a high nose bridge, and a masculine look all over his body. Whether it is a boss or a subordinate, he has never let the women around him take more than three In a workplace where women are treated like men, this is more praiseworthy than God.

Gentleman demeanor, gentle as water, I heard that he also has good cooking skills, he is simply a man among men.

Big Boss, why do you have such vicious eyes, why don't you go to a nightclub to find a beautiful boy with a delicate body and a soft body that can easily be pushed down, can't you just mess around?

The secretary sniffed, and her perfect husband flew away, wasting herself risking a cold every day, dangling in front of him in her low-cut business attire.

If her rival in love wasn't her parents, she would definitely pounce on him and scratch his face, swearing to the death to defend the chastity of her candidate husband.

but now--

Who can compete with the big boss? It's a matter of time before Zhang Jingyun, a straight man, is beaten.

The women have spontaneously regarded Zhang Jingyun as a sister, and the men have also secretly kept a distance from him, so as not to be hooked, the big boss thinks that they are taking advantage of his girlfriend.

——This world is too cruel, a man can also become a woman.

The secretary scratched the wall secretly, mourned for himself, and shed tears of sympathy for the female compatriots.

Receiving the secretary's sympathetic gaze, Zhang Jingyun was used to being baptized by everyone's gaze during this period of time, but the secretary's sympathy was definitely a misunderstanding. The sad gaze he looked at Black Rose was definitely not from his pursuit of being the same sex, but ——

This is a fucking black rose! !

Imported from France! ! !

By air! ! ! ! ! !

Looking at the black luster, it is like ink. It is delivered to the office every day with dewdrops. It is not wilted at all. The fresh ones seem to have just been cut from the branches.

Fuck that's not the point, the point is this kind of black rose, 999 yuan per piece, 99 flowers per day, 10 yuan a day, 300 million yuan a month.

This number simply made Zhang Jingyun dizzy.

The Big Boss gave Zhang Jingyun three years' annual salary after giving it away for a month.

It's also fortunate that the big boss was born in a wealthy family, otherwise, the big boss will definitely go bankrupt after a few more months, and Zhang Jingyun may lose this well-paid job.

Zhang Jingyun, who has been a proletarian for eight lifetimes with such a big hand and already such a luxurious taste, is really——

In fact, his heart is bleeding, especially when he sees 10 yuan under his eyelids every day, withering day by day, and then being ruthlessly thrown into the trash can the next day.

The next day's black roses can also be sold to the flower shop at half price.

It's just that he didn't dare to take it. If he took it today, he would have sex with the big boss tomorrow.

His insomnia is also caused by this, watching 10 yuan turn into dust in front of him every day.He really wants to tell this prodigal boss that he doesn't mind being gay if he pays him 10 yuan a day instead of a bunch of black roses.

Facing the daily 10 yuan, he would succumb if he struggled for a second.

In the face of the 10 black roses worth 99 yuan, Zhang Jingyun will definitely hold on, and he will remain determined to the ultimate goal of passing on the family line of the old Zhang family.

Moreover, black roses are really not in line with Zhang Jingyun's usual aesthetics. Even if it is airlifted from France, even if one flower is worth 999 yuan, he still prefers red roses. Taking a step back, pink ones are also acceptable.

Such a deep black color is not in his poor taste. When he first saw a black rose, only the three words "black widow" appeared in his mind, and then his mind was full of the deep color of black roses. Behind the deep price.

No one knows this. The way the big boss pursues Zhang Jingyun is simply wrong and cannot be more wrong. Whether it is pursuing to be a lover or a bed partner, the elegant pursuit is definitely not suitable for Zhang Jingyun. Don't be afraid of abruptness, don't be afraid of profanity, Just take the money and throw it away.

He is just a layman.

If, Zhang Jingyun opened his office and saw not 10 yuan black roses, but a room full of banknotes with visual impact, he would definitely, absolutely, immediately obey.

Who knew that under Zhang Jingyun's seemingly non-human appearance, there was a fiery soul that was more vulgar than ordinary people.

It is the tragedy of the big boss not to see through Zhang Jingyun's appearance.

It is also the tragedy of Zhang Jingyun.

If he knew that he suffered from insomnia for a month because of the 10 yuan in the sky, and would sleep in the office until he fell asleep, he would definitely, absolutely, absolutely accept the pursuit of this prodigal at the first time By.

What are men, and what are they without offspring? They are much happier than humans and beasts, who still have children.

——Everything needs to be compared.

Zhang Jingyun was woken up by the bean-sized raindrops, or by being hit, in short, he woke up.

It was pouring rain in the sky, he lay on the ground, rubbed his forehead, his mind seemed to be tap-dancing, every part of his body was screaming in pain, especially his left leg, he stretched out his hand to touch it, one hand wet.

Isn't this nonsense, it's raining.

The length of Zhang Jingyun's reflection arc made people speechless with admiration.

He finally felt something was wrong, where is he?He remembered that he just squinted in the office for a while, his beautiful secretary, his solid wood desk, his luxurious chair, and his 10 yuan black widow.

He smelled the fragrance of the soil and the smell of grass and trees, the surroundings were dark, the rustling sound of the wind blowing the leaves, the crackling sound of raindrops hitting the ground and the leaves.

Zhang Jingyun fought a cold war, and then thought: What are the chances that the big boss condescended to send 300 million in a row, was slapped in the face by him, became angry from embarrassment, and threw himself out of the office into the wild?

The sound of rustling rang out in patches, from near to far, from far to near, obviously not the effect of a row of trees planted on the side of the urban greening road. Zhang Jingyun was still lying on the ground, grabbing a handful of soil on the ground, sticky It was muddy, and when I looked closer, it was a handful of rotten leaves that had been piled up for an unknown amount of time.

The big boss wouldn't have thrown himself into the Amazon virgin forest, right?

Ruthless, you are ruthless enough.

As for it, isn't it 300 million, and the cost of throwing him all the way to the Amazon's primeval forest must be more than 300 million.

Add up to 600 million?

Why can't the big BOSS understand himself better? Wealth cannot be moved, and power cannot be subdued. These two, which one is not suitable for Zhang Jingyun.

He only hopes now that the purpose of the big boss is only soft and hard.

It wasn't that there was a problem with Zhang Jingyun's brain circuit, he was neither mean nor insane, because compared to Yue Fei and Qin Hui, the enemy would at least give the latter a chance to surrender.

The big boss must not think that he is Yue Fei, it is impossible to give in at all, and just keep clicking him, and must keep someone around him who "persuades him to surrender".

Zhang Jingyun yelled a few times, only his own voice was heard around.

——His external image is so perfect, he usually deceives others, but now he has finally deceived himself.

Zhang Jingyun wanted to cry, but he had no choice but to change his thoughts from the big boss forcing him to submit, and recall to killing for love or killing for vendetta.

In the end, there was no result - he didn't lay a spell on the big boss, and he was always kind to others. Whoever gave birth to a child and didn't have an asshole threw himself into the forest.

Zhang Jingyun thought for a while in the heavy rain, and got a correct choice. He found a tree hole and hid.

——Whether it's love or vendetta, he can't let himself catch a cold, luckily it's summer now.