The Theory of the Transformation of the Loyal Dog's Soul

Of course Fang Ze wouldn't go to bars to find men. In fact, Fang Ze didn't go to places like gay bars as much as Wang Bin did.

A certain network editor called it: experience life...

In college, when Fang Ze found out that his sexual orientation was a bit non-mainstream and felt sad and inferior, he met Qi Xuanmin and started their seven-year long-distance love race.It can be seen that other than satisfying curiosity, a place like the bar, which hunts for sex, has nothing to do with him.

In fact, even if Qi Xuanmin didn't appear, with Fang Ze's traditional slightly sullen temperament, he wouldn't mess around.

By the time Fang Ze and Wang Bin came out of the Mala Tang restaurant, it was already early morning.

The two twisted left and right to support each other, just as they stepped out of the gate, they felt a white light flash in the corner of their eyes, and then there was a loud bang, and a bolt of lightning struck down.Fang Ze was taken aback, and stepped on Wang Bin's foot in the water.

"Damn it, do you want such a heavy rain!" Wang Bin howled to the sky.Under the pitch-black night, only a few street lamps can be seen dimly, and the rain like a water curtain washes the mud and dust on the ground.

"I didn't pay attention inside, it's really..." Fang Ze squinted his eyes, he was a little nearsighted, looked at the water, and sighed.

"Fortunately, I came by car." Wang Bin spat, and pulled Fang Ze towards his Volkswagen. "It saves money on washing the car!" He had just finished speaking, and there was another thunderclap, as if God couldn't see his stinginess.

The two followed the narrow eaves all the way out of a not-so-deep corner.A Volkswagen parked around the corner.When I first arrived, thanks to Wang Bin's miraculous driving skills, I managed to grab a seat.But now, many previous models have retreated, only Volkswagen with tail number 5222 weeping alone in the rain.

"Wait!" Seeing that Wang Bin was about to plunge into the rain, he ran towards his car.Fang Ze's brain twitched, and he stopped him: "Are you driving? You're drunk!"

"Fuck, who is drunk, I am not drunk!"

"drunk!"

"Not drunk!"

Fang Ze tugged at Wang Bin and refused to let go.Those who commit crimes are called wronged, and Wang Bin is almost like this.Drunkenness + night driving + heavy rain = a car accident in a second and a lifetime of pain, how could Fang Ze dare to take it too seriously!

"If you don't believe me, let me show you a straight line!" Wang Bin snorted, stepped his left foot towards his right foot, and moved his right foot closer to his left foot, walking out in a snake shape in a standard manner, turning his head and nodding to Wang Bin , Heng said: "Look!"

"..." Fang Ze was silent for three seconds, and said, "It's a curve."

"Damn it!" Wang Bin quit, "Do you know if you are drunk, your eyes are twitching! Look again, this is a magic line!" Said and walked again.

"..." Fang Ze rubbed his eyes, to be honest, he drank a little bit.There was silence for three seconds: "Curve."

"Wow...!" Before the words could be uttered, Comrade Wang Bin had already been pushed against the wall by Fang Xiucai, who was out of anger.

"I don't care what line you take, even if you walk out of China Wireless, I won't let you get in the car! Fuck you sister!!"

"..." Wang Bin covered his face and cried, "I was wrong, I was really wrong. Brother, let go, it hurts..."

Finally, under Fang Ze's resolute decision, Wang Bin was pushed into and out of the rough cart, and Fang Ze himself got into it.

When he got downstairs from his own house, Fang Ze stuffed 50 yuan into the driver's elder brother, pointed to Editor Wang who was limp, and said, "Trouble, xo road h community." Then he disappeared into the vast rain without looking back.

In just a few steps, Fang Ze unfortunately became a drowned chicken.He underestimated the heavy rain.

With one hand leaning against the anti-theft door on the first floor, the mobile phone was still holding the light in his hand, and the other hand reached into his trouser pocket to retrieve the keys.The rain stained his face, making him uncomfortable, but the white shirt was dirtier than his face.Sighing secretly in my heart, I had no choice but to be patient, trying to insert the key into the keyhole.

"Woooo..."

"Woooooooo..."

In the darkness, faint movements were heard.

Fang Ze's hands froze.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow!"

Something soft and wet was rubbing against his feet.Fang Ze turned around abruptly, stepped on a soft spot, and heard a scream of "Wow!" Fang Ze was so frightened that he jumped back two steps quickly, and most of his shoulders were drenched in the rain.

"Woo~~" I feel so wronged.

"Man, mantou?" Fang Ze couldn't believe it.

"Ho Ho~" I was even more wronged.

"Ah, steamed buns!" Fang Ze squatted down quickly, and Lan Yingying's mobile phone shone through, and saw a mass of jet-black things moving out of the corner trembling slightly with their front paws whose original color could not be seen.

"Woo~"

Fang Ze saw a pair of familiar big moist eyes from a mass of miscellaneous hair, and couldn't help but excitedly said in his heart: "God!"

"I have to complain. The street lamps should be turned on or not. It's too much of a delay!" Fang Ze threw his shirt on the sofa, and when he turned around, he saw the steamed buns with their wet and dirty fluffy tails dragging out on the clean floor. A long crime scene came.

There was a slight pain in his temple, Fang Ze decisively pointed to the bathroom, looked up at his big dog stupidly, and ordered: "Go to the bathroom!"

Among all the famous dogs, Mantou is considered to be the kind with a relatively high level of education. Hearing this, he looked at Fang Ze, and then at the direction of his fingers.He ran in with his tail between his legs.

Fang Ze tidied himself up briefly, went back to his room and turned on the electric blanket, went to the water heater to adjust the water for a long time, and finally entered the bathroom with a pair of simple plastic slippers and a towel on it.

Mantou probably also knew that he was dirty. Seeing Fang Ze entering the door, he didn't rush over for a while. Instead, he sat quietly in the middle of the road, tilted his head, and stared at him with watery eyes.

Fang Ze was shirtless and wearing the jeans he wore before he went out. It was dirty anyway, so he didn't have too many scruples.He first took off the shower head, tested the water temperature, and took a full bath in the big bath tub dedicated to steamed buns.

Fortunately, all the utensils for steamed buns are there, and Qi Xuanmin didn't take them away, which is much more convenient.

"Come here." Fang Ze sat on the small bench specially used for dog stewards, with his feet spread wide apart, and he placed them on both sides of the wooden basin to pinch.He hooked his hand and beckoned Mantou over.

Mantou was very obedient, and walked over, looking at Fang Ze, then at the steaming hot water.He leaned up to sniff, and then licked the water with his tongue.

"Don't drink, don't drink," Fang Ze quickly grabbed the big dog's neck and pulled it up, "This is raw water, drinking it... will be useless!"

The big dog looked at him puzzled, turned his head and stuck out his tongue to lick his wrist flatteringly.

Fang Ze lost his temper immediately, and patted the big dog's head, "Wait." When he went in again, he brought a small plate of milk and a few thin slices of ham.

Mantou was ecstatic when he saw it, and wagging his tail, Fang Ze put the milk ham in front of it.Mantou seemed to be very hungry, so he swallowed dates wholeheartedly, how could a few slices of ham deal with it.The big dog licked a few mouthfuls of milk, then stared at Fang Ze eagerly, looking pitiful.

"No, take a bath first." Fang Ze rubbed the big dog's head, then lifted the steamed bun's front legs without saying a word, picked him up, and threw him directly into the wooden basin.He also sat on the small bench.

Fang Ze washed the hair of the steamed bun, and its hair was sticky into a lump, filthy with the mud and water of the road, and some broken leaves and dead grass were mixed in it, making it very embarrassing.

Fang Ze smoothed the steamed bun with a wide-toothed wooden comb while soaping it.Mantou is very rude and always wants to disturb Fang Ze.Fang Ze brushed its head, and it licked; pinched its ears, and it licked; rubbed its stomach, and it still licked.

Fang Ze: "..."

Not only that, but Mantou always wanted to jump on Fang Ze.It splashed in the water, and its two wet front paws stepped on Fang Ze's thigh.The black grape-like animal pupils with their heads raised met Fang Ze's helpless gaze.

"Wow!"

Like a baby.

Fang Ze looked down at his own jeans, looking at the foolish look of the steamed bun with white bubbles on top, and felt a dull pain in his temple.

"Stupid dog." He raised his hand and pressed the big dog down.

No matter where the steamed buns are, he put his head on Fang Ze's abdomen with Rejoice and moisturised his hair, and kept pulling his two front legs, "Ho Ho~"

"Hiss—" Fang Ze hurriedly moved the big dog away from a certain important place, couldn't bear it anymore, and gave it a slap on the head, staring at the golden retriever who was patted nodding, "It's too bad, the one who came back is just to make trouble for me Isn't it?" After speaking, he was still angry, and patted the big dog on the head again.

"Ugh..."

After finally washing the steamed bun, he wrapped it in a big bath towel, and blew the dog's head carelessly with the hair dryer.Fang Ze was extremely tired. He didn't rest much in the past two days and drank a lot of wine. In fact, he was a little drunk.Still hold up.

The steamed bun looked like a slippery fish, and Ren Fangze hugged it through the towel.As soon as he broke free, he got out of Fang Ze's arms, and before he escaped, he shook his head and shook Fang Ze's face and body with splashes.

Before Fang Ze could react, he rushed into the living room with a whoosh like a rocket, jumped onto the sofa and pressed his wet face against the cloth, arching back and forth like a pangolin, leaving Fang Ze who was chasing him speechless. big ass.

Fang Ze: "..."

"Clean up tomorrow..." Rubbing his temples, he tried to remind himself not to pay attention to the crime scene created by a silly dog.Fang Xiucai mumbled to himself and went into the kitchen, and brought enough ham and milk for the steamed buns.

The dog on the sofa took a sniff, but ignored the water on his body.Jumping down joyfully, frantically wagging its tail around Fang Ze's feet, a big red tongue was about to drip from the cracked smile.

Seeing the happy look of the big dog, Fang Ze's heart softened a lot.Fang Ze was very happy to see Mantou return to his side.He rubbed the big dog's fur, put down the food, squatted down and kissed the steamed bun's wet forehead: "Good boy."

"Hoohoo!"

This kind of behavior undoubtedly pleased Mantou, and the big dog narrowed his eyes in joy, and licked Fang Ze's cheek as a gift, then lowered his head and began to eat intently.

Fang Ze gently smoothed its hair again before going to take care of himself.

It's really tiring. Raising a dog is more troublesome than raising an ancestor.Fang Ze lay in the warm water and breathed a sigh of relief.Gradually, he fell into dreamland.

After an unknown amount of time, the roiling heat in the bathroom gradually dissipated.Fang Ze fell into a deep sleep and fell unconscious.

But with a creak, the lightly closed door was pushed open, and a man walked in.