[Urban Spirituality] Heaven's Way

Xiao Shi is a jealous jar, Zuo Mu sold his appearance in exchange for Xiao Shi not to care about Su Ying's affairs, otherwise Xiao Shi would be like a hedgehog every day, so it's okay to prick Zuo Mu.

Zuo Mu and Jiaozi continued to wander around the Forty-Nine City with Jiaozi and Chengzi. A few people circled the capital several times, and then Jiaozi wanted to go back to City J. Beijing is very prosperous and big, but it is still not the home of Jiaozi. Chengzi I also feel that although Beijing is very good, several people prefer J City.

Xiao Shi and Zuo Mu decided to take dumplings and oranges to make a plane. They booked plane tickets online, paid the money and prepared to leave.

But at this moment, Orange's cell phone rang. Orange's cell phone is amazing. It was made by Zuo Mu. The handmade emperor Zuo Mu can do everything. You can make a phone call to the underworld, Zuo Mu made one for dumplings and oranges, this incident didn't make Xiaoshi jealous, because he didn't have any!

Checking the incoming calls on the phone, Cheng Zi had a strange expression on his face. When he picked it up, the old Taoist Qingxuan was actually on the screen.

Qingxuan has disappeared for a while. Since the last incident in the Bai family in Shanxi, Qingxuan has started visiting friends all over the place. On the way, Qingxuan also passed news to Zuo Mu through secret methods, but the content is not very good. The friends I have contacted, I will look for them again this year, because there is a difference between yin and yang.” Even Zuo Mu, an outsider, can feel the depression in Qingxuan’s heart through words. In Zuo Mu’s view, Qingxuan is a child. In fact, Qingxuan is already over 80 years old. He is already very old in human age, Zuo Mu doesn't even remember what he was doing when he was 80 years old, and he doesn't know how many years past 80 years old he was.

Zuo Mu signaled Cheng Zi to answer the phone, thinking about nothing important, Cheng Zi hurriedly pressed the button, Qingxuan's voice came from the phone, what made Zuo Mu feel at ease was that Qingxuan's voice was normal and seemed very pleasant.

"Hello, Taoist priest!" Cheng Zi said politely.

Qingxuan's voice came from the other end of the phone: "Chengzi, is Master Uncle beside you?"

Cheng Zi glanced at Zuo Mu, Zuo Mu nodded happily, Cheng Zi said, "Yes, Brother Mu is right next to me."

"Cheng Zi, let Master Uncle answer the phone, I have something to do with Master Uncle." Qingxuan said.

Although it wasn't hands-free, Qingxuan's voice was quite clear. Zuo Mu answered the phone and raised his eyebrows: "Qingxuan, where are you?"

Qingxuan said very respectfully: "Master Uncle Zuan, my disciple is now in Ruili, Yunnan. An old friend opened a handmade shop in Ruili, and I drink tea at my old friend's place... Disciple has something to ask Master Uncle."

Zuo Mu smiled, and said helplessly, "You never look for me when you have nothing to do, so tell me, I'm in a good mood these days."

Hearing Zuo Mu say that he was in a good mood, Xiao Shi, who was silent next to him, suddenly raised his head. For some reason, he felt that Zuo Mu was in a good mood because he solved his physical problems with him, so Xiao Shi also laughed, and Xiao Shi happily thought, Since doing that can make you feel good, we will do it every day in the future.

Zuo Mu didn't know what Xiao Shi was thinking, but felt that Xiao Shi's smile was a little cautious, so he blanked Xiao Shi and continued to listen to Qingxuan.

Not only did Xiao Shi not restrain himself from Zuo Mu's white eyes, but he was even more happy, look, my wife is giving me winks, he is seducing me.

The narcissistic Master Taotie will always be the Emperor of Brain Tonic.

Sure enough, it was never a good thing for Qingxuan to find his master and uncle. It was like children looking for their parents. Usually, they would run over to let their parents solve the problem if they did something wrong. Zuo Mu felt that in front of Qingxuan, he was just an old mother Why didn't he find out about Qingxuan's mother's physique before?

It was never a big deal for Qingxuan to find Zuo Mu, this time it was also a trivial matter, just asking Zuo Mu to help him look after the child.

Speaking of which, the person Qingxuan entrusted was not a child anymore, it was a young man in his 20s named Zhang Yuan, and this person had some relationship with Zuo Mu, this person was a registered disciple of Qingxuan, who used to follow Qingxuan in the Taoist After learning some spells, this young man is Zuo Mu's great-disciple and grandson for countless generations.

Orange Dumpling didn't see it, but Snacks knew that Zuo Mu loved Qingxuan's disciple very much, and Zuo Mu had never received a worthy disciple. Speaking of these years, Qingxuan seemed to be the only one who really made it.

Qingxuan approached Zuo Mu because he wanted to make Zuo Mu feel bad for the kid named Zhang Yuan, but he didn't know what was going on, this kid named Zhang Yuan could always see some strange things, saying yes Yin and Yang eyes, it doesn't look like that, Zhang Yuan wants to ask Qingxuan to show him what's wrong with him, but Qingxuan is out of town now, so he wants to ask Zuo Mu to help him take a look.

Zuo Mu sighed slightly, "Where is he now? Let him come to me."

When Qingxuan heard Zuo Mu agree, he was overjoyed, so he said: "Uncle Master, that kid Zhang Yuan is now in the Capital Police Academy, I will let him find you."

Hearing the name of the school, Zuo Mu had a strange expression on his face, "Where is the Capital Police Academy?"

Qing Xuan laughed, "Master Uncle, you don't know that the Capital Police Academy is in Beijing!"

Zuo Mu rolled his eyes towards the sky, and the air ticket he bought probably had to be refunded, so Zuo Mu said, "Let him come to me. I'm in Beijing now, at the Hilton Hotel."

On the other side of the phone, Qing Xuan yelled, "Master Uncle, are you in Beijing?! I thought you were in J City."

Zuo Mu told Qingxuan the room number, saying that he was waiting for the man named Zhang Yuan in the room, Qingxuan hurriedly agreed, thanked him again and again, and then asked Zuo Mu to hang up the phone.

Zuo Mu hung up the phone, looked up, looked helplessly at the three of Xiaoshi Jiaozi and Chengzi, and smiled, "I'm afraid we will stay in Beijing for a few more days, and we will have guests later."

"That kid Qingxuan, I never come to you for good things!" Xiao Shi sneered, Zuo Mu was helpless, who made him a master uncle?

Zuo Mu thought that the young man named Zhang Yuan would arrive only in the afternoon or evening, but he didn't expect that within an hour, the phone in the guest room rang. It was from the front desk of the hotel. .

Zuo Mu told the lady at the front desk to let that person come up, and within 10 minutes, the door of the room rang.

Cheng Zi jumped up, "I'm going to open the door." With the sound of "click" opening the door, Cheng Zi's voice sounded, "Who are you looking for?" He asked knowingly.

A male voice sounded at the door, "Excuse me, is Master Zuo there?"

"Yes, come in."

Following the sound of footsteps, Chengzi brought a young man into everyone's sight. From the perspective of ordinary people, the young man looks very upright, with a decent appearance, a big head of more than 1.8 meters, very upright.

He looked at Zuo Mu, then at Snacks, with a dazed face, and then looked around, as if looking for something.

"Master Zuo?" The young man looked around, "Where is it?"

Xiaoshi suddenly laughed, and Zuo Mu laughed too. He stood up and walked over slowly, "You are Zhang Yuan, right? I am Zuo Mu."

The young man named Zhang Yuan was stunned for a moment, his face full of disbelief, he stammered a bit, "You, you are Zuo Mu, you are my master's uncle... No, it's impossible..."

Xiao Shi was suddenly happy, "Qingxuan kid didn't mention us in front of you, what did he say, we are old men with white hair and wrinkled faces?"

When Zhang Yuanmeng heard this, he shook his head vigorously, "No, no..." But soon Zhang Yuan was stunned, because he remembered what his master had told him before, about Master Zuo Mu's uncle.

He remembered that he once asked Master: Master, you always talk about Master Uncle, what does Master Uncle look like.

At that time, the master's expression was very strange: "Your master uncle's appearance, it's hard to say, since I was very young, his appearance has not changed...

Zhang Yuan always thought that his uncle was a white-haired old man, just like Dumbledore in "Harry Potter", because he was too old and had a white beard, so his appearance didn't change, how could he imagine , The other party turned out to be a young man who seemed to be the same age as him.

Thinking of Master's words, Zhang Yuan's eyes widened in disbelief. Could it be that Zuo Tianshi is the legendary immortal?How can it be? !

"When you cultivate to a certain level, your appearance will change. It's nothing." Zuo Mu looked at Zhang Yuan with a smile. Qingxuan's vision was good. Although this child named Zhang Yuan was not very talented, he was very simple in heart.

But why do their Taoist disciples want to be fast arresters?Thinking of this, Zuo Mu's expression was a little depressed. Could it be that Taoist priests should be quicker?

"Why did you become a policeman?" Zuo Mu asked in a calm voice.

Zhang Yuan obviously hasn't recovered from Zuo Mu's appearance, and he still stutters, "I, I, I have wanted to be a policeman since I was a child..."

Zuo Mu raised his eyebrows and folded his arms across his chest, "Why, isn't it good to be a Taoist priest?"

Zhang Yuan was obviously confused by Zuo Mu's aggressive attitude, so he didn't know what to say, so he said after a while, "My father won't let me..."

"Pfft—" Xiao Shi finally couldn't help laughing and collapsed on the bed, "Zuo Mu, stop bullying other honest children."

Jiaozi and Chengzi were also overjoyed, Chengzi covered her mouth and tried to keep serious, "Well, Brother Mu, no, Master Zuo likes to joke, don't worry, he will only make jokes for you when he appreciates you."

Zhang Yuan was extremely surprised, and looked up again, only to see Zuo Mu, who was stern just now, looking at him with a half-smile, Zhang Yuan's face turned red in an instant, he scratched his head in embarrassment, and laughed.

As a future policeman who should be an atheist, he is a standard idealist. Everyone is very surprised. How can a policeman believe in ghosts and gods, and how can he worship a Taoist priest as his teacher? Zuo Mu and Xiao Shi also I have dealt with policemen before, and the most famous one is probably Six Doors.

No matter how high-ranking people believe in ghosts and gods, or pursue immortality, these policemen don't believe it, they only believe in evidence.

Zuo Mu also met Bao Zheng, the majestic governor of Kaifeng who was passed down from generation to generation. To be honest, the legend is quite different from his own. Bao Zheng is a person who pays great attention to evidence. The dead man spoke.

The underworld originally hoped to keep this talent. People who act impartially and seek truth from facts are talents everywhere, but Bao Zheng is not. After his death, he just sighed. The servant can make better use of his strengths, but he doesn't take it seriously, and the "bait" proposed by the ghost servant, such as immortality and immortality, can't impress him. Bao Zheng believes that even ghosts and gods can help the people very little, and only living people can do things for the people. Seeking justice from the facts, this argument made all the immortals in the underworld speechless, and finally let him go and enter reincarnation.

The underworld did not keep Bao Zheng, but it does not mean that everyone has no impression of this person. Even though he has entered reincarnation, everyone still pays attention to him. Bao Zheng is really a good person. Follow your own beliefs.

Although this kind of person doesn't believe in ghosts and gods, Zuo Mu and Xiaoshi and other immortals admire him.

Both the Six Doors and Bao Zheng gave Zuo Mu an impression of not believing in ghosts and gods, but this Zhang Yuan seemed to be different from everyone's perception, Zuo Mu was very curious.

Hearing Zuo Mu's question, Zhang Yuan smiled, and he explained to Zuo Mu: "I have been different from others since I was a child. I seem to be able to see things that others cannot see. I can always see a group of women in my room Crying around me, I was very scared when I was a child, my family sent me to the master, the master helped me, and I never encountered such a situation at the master's place...

Later, when I reached the age of school, I left the Taoist temple. I took the amulet given by my master and lived like this for a year. Our family took me to change the amulet every year. Until my 13th birthday, I cut my finger , the blood stained the amulet, and that day I saw the horror scene again when I was a child. I don’t know why, but I didn’t have the fear I had when I was a child.

When I was a child, my master told me that I did not do anything wrong, and I am not afraid of ghosts knocking on the door. Don’t laugh at me for being bold. I walked over and asked those people what happened, why they have been following me, and what can I do for them? , As a result, those people made gestures, but I couldn't understand them. Later I found out that they didn't even have tongues... They couldn't read and couldn't speak clearly, so I couldn't help them... At that time, I thought, if I were a The police can help many, many people..."

Speaking of the latter, Zhang Yuan felt a little embarrassed.

If it was because of Qingxuan's relationship that Zuo Mu was willing to help this person named Zhang Yuan to help him get rid of his bad luck, Zuo Mu was really willing to help this person named Zhang Yuan after he said this.

Zuo Mu looked at Xiao Shi, and the way Xiao Shi looked at Zhang Yuan also changed, from amused at first to a little admiration.

There are many people who have dreams, but there are very few who are willing to work hard for their dreams and make them come true. This young man named Zhang Yuan did it. He was admitted to the police academy and will become a police officer in the future. As a policeman, he will definitely be an excellent criminal policeman who can help more people.

As Bao Zheng said in the past, the so-called ghosts and gods can do too little to help the people. It is better to do something down-to-earth than to pin your hopes on the ghosts and gods.

However, when it comes to helping Zhang Yuan understand the grievances around him, Zuo Mu is more interested in the reasons for the grievances. A child who has never done anything wrong can see things that others cannot see. If he has no problems with himself, it is Environmental problems too.

Zuo Mu had to consider another possibility, "May I ask, what do your family members do? Lingci, your father."

Zhang Yuan was stunned for a moment, no one is a fool these days, Zuo Mu said that, it was tantamount to wondering if his parents did something to summon the ghost.

Zhang Yuan frowned, and seemed a little unhappy. Rao, whoever was suspected of his parents, would be unhappy. If he had a bad temper, he might turn his face straight away. His tone became a little blunt, "My parents are both teachers in the orphanage. They're very nice people."

When Zuo Mu heard the words "orphanage", his brows twitched heavily, but he concealed his thoughts very well, "I'm sorry, I have no other meaning."

Zhang Yuan also knew that doubting everything was originally done by the police. He will be a criminal policeman in the future. Such doubts are normal and reasonable. He forced a smile, "I know, your doubts are very reasonable, but I'm still having trouble accepting it."

Zuo Mu didn't want to say anything more about this matter, he smiled, "It's still early, come to me again tonight, you should understand something with Qingxuan."

In the middle of the night, the yin energy is at its peak, and the ghosts are the most rampant, and it is also the time when Taoism is most effective.

Zhang Yuan nodded, "That's fine, I happen to have classes in the afternoon, so I'm leaving, Master Tian."

Zuo Mu laughed when he heard this address, "Don't call me Tianshi, you can call me senior."

Zhang Yuan smiled embarrassedly after hearing this, and he also felt that the title of Tianshi was strange.

After Zhang Yuan left, Zuo Mu's smiling face immediately sank. Dumpling and Chengzi were playing games, but when they sensed that Zuo Mu's aura was not right, they quickly put down the game console and surrounded Zuo Mu.

"Brother Mu——" "Brother——"

Zuo Mu touched the heads of the two little ghosts, then turned to Xiao Shi, Xiao Shi was thoughtful, seeing Zuo Mu looking at him, he frowned, "Did you feel something too?"

Zuo Mu grimaced, nodded, rubbed the center of his brows and slowly closed his eyes, and said in a gentle voice, "If I'm not mistaken, those female ghosts whose tongues were pulled out should be children from the orphanage."

The author has something to say: Our underworld shines outside the episode ([-])

There is one thing that Chengzi has been brooding about, obviously he was the one who appeared first, why does Brother Mu love dumplings more.

When I was young, Brother Mu often hugged dumplings, but he seldom hugged himself. He also wanted to let Brother Mu hug him well. Brother Xiaoshi was hard and felt very uncomfortable. Brother Mu is good. Brother Mu is very gentle. I was hugged by Mu Ge to sleep.

Cheng Zi resented, why didn't Brother Mu hug him, Brother Mu's arms are so comfortable.

In fact, Zuo Mu was also very wronged, he was just afraid of hurting Douding Chengzi's heart, could he tell Chengzi that I didn't hug you because you were too heavy?

Zuo Mu felt that his body was still an ordinary person, and the orange when he was a child was like an extra-large orange, it was too heavy.

So Zuo Mu hugged Jiaozi resolutely. Jiaozi has been thin since she was a child, but she has a lot of flesh on her body. She is very Q, soft and small. She wears a hat with cat ears, so cute.

Although Orange's rabbit ears are cute, the meat balls are too round.

After growing up, the oranges are not that thin. Dumplings are growing. The 16-year-old dumpling is already like a small adult. Although the oranges are also long, there is still baby fat on the face, which looks smaller than dumplings A little bit, obviously the dumplings are bigger than oranges.

So much so that for quite a while, everyone would think that Jiaozi is the elder brother and Chengzi is the younger brother.

Jiaozi didn't know when she became interested in Chengzi. The two of them ate and slept together since they were young. Later, they jumped two grades and went to school with Chengzi. They were almost inseparable.

Jiaozi felt that a large part of the reason why he fell in love with Chengzi was because of his brother Zuo Mu, Zuo Mu and Xiaoshi really affected his three views.

There is one thing Chengzi never knows, it was he who proposed to leave, and by the way, he asked his brother and Xiaoshi brother to kick Chengzi out.

Didn't it mean that when there are only two people, it's easy to start?Sure enough, in a completely unfamiliar place, Cheng Zi is more dependent on himself, Cheng Zi is the kind of big lala person who doesn't care about anything, but Jiao Zi does things in his heart. After he was sure of his mind, he decisively decided to Work on the oranges.

In the first step of the plan, Jiaozi decides to test Chengzi's gender. If Chengzi likes girls, Jiaozi decides to hide her sexual orientation forever and silently bless Chengzi.

The best way that Jiaozi can think of is to put discs, one set for AV, one set for GV, and see which one Chengzi is more interested in.

What Jiaozi didn't expect was that both oranges were read, but they were closed after a while.

Why, Jiaozi couldn't help asking.

Chengzi curled her lips and said, they are too ugly, both men and women are ugly.

So the first step of the plan failed.

The second step of the plan is to introduce boyfriends and girlfriends to Chengzi, and see which one Chengzi is more interested in.

Jiaozi greets a number of ghosts and ghosts, and has a tea party together. The tea party is very successful, but Jiaozi still fails to find out Cheng Zi's sexual orientation.

Because he ate too many oranges, he fell asleep on top of him.

Finally, Jiaozi couldn't bear it anymore and planned to fight in person, so after taking a shower, he simply covered the important parts with the towel and walked out. He walked around the house to observe Chengzi's reaction.

The answer is joyful, the orange is straight.

Sure enough, Cheng Zi liked him, but the idiot didn't realize it.

How to make this idiot of Chengzi open up? Jiaozi tried several methods, but after failing one after another, Jiaozi got angry, and he put an aphrodisiac in Chengzi's drink.

Everything was ready, but an accident still happened. How did the drink that was originally given become my own?

The lustful dumpling couldn't understand it.

The answer was soon revealed, and Chengzi came over with a strange smile. He used magic to conjure up a rope to entangle the dumpling, and said triumphantly: "I have found out that you have been drugged, Jiaozi, I tell you that labor and capital are going to be attacked! "

Cheng Zi took off his pants, revealing a chubby little chubby bird.

Cheng Zi was so proud that his hands were trembling a little, ignoring Jiao Zi's murderous eyes, Cheng Zi took off Jiao Zi's pants, and then, he was stunned...

Then Cheng Zi gritted his teeth in resentment, it's really unfair, this guy cheats, why are they all Asians, this guy is bigger than himself!

But Cheng Zi quickly smiled proudly, what's the use of your big bird, you are still a victim, just lie flat and let me crush you!Ha ha ha ha!

"Chengzi, I suggest you let me go!" Dumpling's sinister voice sounded in his ears.

Cheng Zi rolled his eyes to the sky, and pouted his mouth, "You treat me as a fool, let me untie you, will you lie down obediently and let me press you down?"

Dumpling's eyes were red from the aphrodisiac, he gritted his teeth, his eyes were full of dangerous light, he gritted his teeth and said, "Are you really going to let me go?"

Cheng Zi was overjoyed. He picked up the dumpling tied like a human-flesh dumpling, stroked the dumpling's chin, and smiled strangely like a flower picker, "Little beauty, just follow me, the master will take care of—"

With a sound of "Boom," a ball of white light exploded, dust was flying, and gunpowder smoke filled the air.

Cheng Zi was blasted to the corner of the wall by the airflow. He ignored his bare buttocks and shouted: "Dumplings!!!"

The sound was piercing, and the heart was flustered like never before.

Before he got up, a man walked out of the smoke, naked, with a big bird standing upright, Jiaozi sneered, and walked over step by step, with blood stains left by the forced breaking of the restraint on the corner of his mouth, "Orange, you Embarrassed, aren't you?"

Cheng Zi's eyes widened, and Jiao Zi forcibly broke through his restraint, this guy...

Chengzi's mind was in a state of confusion, and after being distracted for a while, Jiaozi had already walked in front of Chengzi, looking down on Chengzi from a high position.

The firm abdominal muscles made Cheng Zi quickly cover his nose.

Cheng Zi had never realized that Dumpling was so strong, so he lifted himself up and stuck him in his arms, his eyes burning with anger completely panicked Cheng Zi.

"Jiaozi, please forgive me, Jiaozi—uh—" The unspoken words were forever blocked in his mouth.

Circle fork circle fork and circle fork.

Chengzi wailed weakly, "Jiaozi, please forgive me...no more, uh..."

He responded with a more ferocious advance.

The special aphrodisiac of the underworld lasts for a long time, one day, two days, three days...

"Jiaozi, you are out now, let's stop doing it."

"Taishang Laojun... is in a hurry like a law!"

"Ah, bastard, you actually used the spell in this place!"

"My brother said that we should learn and use it flexibly. Dear Chengzi, let's continue. With this spell to restore physical strength, we can do it for a long time."

Meng Po Tea House in the underworld, a group of ghosts chattering in the underworld——

"Grandma Meng, did you give the aphrodisiac to the dumpling?"

"Give it!"

"Then why did you tell Jiaozi about Jiaozi's behavior? Also, why did you tell Jiaozi what Chengzi already knew!?"

"Yes, yes, Granny Meng, aren't you tossing around?"

"Tch, what do you guys know? It's fun, it's fun!"

"What's the fun? Isn't this tossing people?"

"My old lady is willing, if you don't agree with me, look at my mace!"

"Hey mother, Meng Po is getting angry from embarrassment, run away!"

end of hell