[Urban Spirituality] Heaven's Way

Lotus Lane was originally a street that often appeared on TV programs, and with Zeng Xiaofan’s promotion, many actors often came to Lotus Lane to hang out and eat at Zuo’s noodle restaurant. It’s not a new thing for Zuo’s noodle restaurant to often have stars queuing up.

Ye Yiqing is not particularly popular recently. Ordinary people can find another job if they are unemployed. Stardom may be a lifetime thing. Ever since she offended Director Zeng Xiaofan at the beginning of the year, Ye Yiqing has not accepted events for a long time, and no one is looking for her. She was filming, and the product she endorsed felt that she did not protect her image and wanted to terminate the contract with her. Zeng Xiaofan was wealthy and paid compensation for the breach of contract, but refused to see her in person. Her agent also felt that she was causing trouble and was unwilling to work with her. Yes, the company replaced her with a new manager, a rookie who didn't understand anything, and didn't know how to plan for her. She is a star, an idol, and a goddess of nerds, but now she is very downcast, and she is notorious on the Internet. Constantly, there was really nothing she could do.

These two months were the most difficult two months in her history. She asked for help everywhere, but no one was willing to help her. It's someone with a background, otherwise why would the great director Zeng Xiaofan talk and laugh to the two of them.

Ye Yiqing has often washed her face with tears recently, and she has been haggard a lot, but no one sympathizes with her. Many tourists in Lotus Lane have recognized Ye Yiqing, pointing fingers, and look very disdainful.

Such a person blocking his door really affects the business, Zuo Mu frowned, this Ye Yiqing's Yintang is black, his luck is really not very good recently, Zuo Mu really doesn't want to mess with such a person, bad luck will happen It was contagious, if it wasn't in broad daylight, Zuo Mu really wanted to throw Ye Yiqing out.

"What kind of noodles do you want!" Xiao Shi's blunt voice sounded in her ear, and Ye Yiqing was taken aback. She only saw Zuo Mu, but not Xiao Shi. At this time, Xiao Shi was wearing very ordinary clothes, casual clothes and sleeves. Like the guy in the clerk?

Isn't Xiao Shi an actor? Why...

Ye Yiqing was a little surprised, no one thought of working as a waiter in a noodle shop after filming a movie.

"Hey, the one in front is calling you, don't stand here blocking the door!" The customer waiting in line at the door said very impatiently.

Zuo Mu looked at Xu Lei and Ye Yiqing's clasped hands with a smile, Xu Lei seemed to notice Zuo Mu's gaze, his body froze, as if he wanted to let go, but he was worried about Ye Yiqing, so he didn't do so.

In the distance, a flash flashed, Zuo Mu's eyes dimmed, and he said with a half-smile, "Miss Ye, find a seat to sit down. You are a public figure, and it would be bad if you were photographed by paparazzi."

Zuo Mu spoke very impolitely, Ye Yiqing blushed, Xu Lei was a little dazed, he didn't understand what Zuo Mu said, but at this moment, Xu Lei turned around and saw a young man with a video camera, ghost Standing furtively at the door, when Xu Lei saw him, he greased the soles of his feet and ran away quickly!

It's a candid paparazzi!Xu Lei was about to chase him out, but Ye Yiqing stopped him.

"Leave him alone." Ye Yiqing said softly.

Xu Lei was taken aback: "But, that was a candid shot..."

Ye Yiqing smiled reluctantly: "It's a good thing to be photographed, as long as there is some news..."

Xu Lei suddenly understood that Ye Yiqing actually used herself to stir up news, Xu Lei stared at Ye Yiqing in disbelief, at this time the snacks were already impatient, "Hey, what kind of noodles do you want?" !"

Xu Lei's face turned red all of a sudden, because he saw the people around him frowning and whispering. It's useless for Xu Lei to be so big before being watched like this. He shrank his head and lowered his head, "Two bowls of sesame oil Face it!"

"Sesame oil noodles, how oily?" Ye Yiqing said awkwardly, she was a little afraid that the oil would grow fat.

Xiao Shi and Ye Yiqing had filmed scenes together, and the poster was still pasted on the wall at this moment. Xiao Shi hadn't felt that Ye Yiqing was such a disgusting woman before, why did she feel that this woman was so disgusting in such a short period of time? ?Thinking about it, Xiao Shi turned to greet other guests.

Zuo Mu looked at Ye Yiqing and Xu Lei suspiciously. He always felt that something was wrong, but he couldn't explain exactly what it was.

When Zuo Mu entered the kitchen, he saw Dumplings coming out of the kitchen with two big bowls of noodles in his small hands. Cheng Zi hooked his fingers to Zuo Mu, signaling Zuo Mu to go over. Zuo Mu walked over, only to see Cheng Zi laughing. Abnormal gossip, stuck to Zuo Mu's ear and said: "Brother Mu, doesn't that boy have a girlfriend? Why did he get mixed up with Ye Yiqing?!"

The appearance of gossip made Zuo Mu's hand itch, Zuo Mu tapped the orange with his index finger, gave the little devil a look, "You little devil is big!"

Ye Yiqing was eating noodles with a strange college student, and many people couldn't help watching curiously. At this moment, a girl walked into the store, "Boss, put more sesame oil in a bowl of spicy noodles!"

After the girl finished speaking, she glanced around the room inadvertently, and her eyes were locked on Xu Lei, "Why is Xu Lei you! Where's Shanshan?"

The girl's voice was loud, and everyone's eyes focused on Xu Lei again. Xu Lei was extremely embarrassed and completely at a loss. He looked at the girl and at Ye Yiqing, looking very embarrassed.

"I, I'm not feeling well today." Xu Lei made an excuse casually. He didn't know why he was with Ye Yiqing. He somehow felt sorry for Yan Shanshan, but he didn't do anything, and neither did Xu Lei. Know where your feelings of guilt come from.

Xu Lei's explanation made many people in the noodle restaurant laugh. Many of the Zuojia noodle restaurants are young people. This kind of drama is really old-fashioned, and it has been played in novels and TV shows.

Xu Lei's answer obviously did not satisfy the girl. The girl frowned and stared at Ye Yiqing's face for a long time, showing a sudden realization. She looked at Xu Lei and was very angry, "Xu Lei, you have no conscience. Shi, if you want to enter the entertainment circle, hook up with Ye Yiqing, you are really shameless, you and Shanshan haven't broken up yet!"

The girl's accusation attracted more comments from the noodle shop. Ye Yiqing couldn't hold back, because someone accused her of being a "little three". Ye Yiqing didn't want her reputation to be worse. Just rush out the door.

Xu Lei hurriedly yelled: "Feifei, Ye Feifei!" shouted and chased after her.

"Oops—you don't have eyes!" He bumped into someone as soon as he went out!

Xu Lei didn't even look at the girl who was hit, and chased after her without looking back.

Zuo Mu frowned as he watched this scene, and Xiao Shi, who kept the account, came over, "Tsk tsk, this scene really looks familiar."

Zuo Mu couldn't help laughing: "Yes."

Xiaoshi smiled sarcastically: "Although I hate that noisy little girl very much, I never thought that there would be people in this world who I hate more than that little girl, and there are only two of them."

Whether it is a man or a woman, they all hope to have a pure love without any impurities. Obviously, Xu Lei and Ye Yiqing's behavior is disgusting to Xiaoshi.

Zuo Mu frowned and looked at the compass on his wrist. The moment Ye Yiqing got up just now, the compass moved, and after Ye Yiqing and Xu Lei went out, the rotation stopped abruptly, "Small food, I always feel a little Something is wrong."

"What's wrong?" Xiaoshi asked with raised eyebrows.

"Next time, if you meet Ye Yiqing or Xu Lei again, you can post them and smell them." Zuo Mu said in a low voice.

"What?" Xiao Shi also frowned.

Zuo Mu's face was a little heavy, "Just now when the compass was turning, I was wondering if that Ye Yiqing was so unlucky recently, maybe someone cursed her."

After closing at six o'clock, Zuo's noodle shop closed, and Xiao Shi seized the opportunity to ask: "Why did you say that just now? The matter about Ye Yiqing."

Chengzi and Jiaozi glanced at each other, both of them had varying degrees of excitement in their eyes, did something happen?

Zuo Mu pondered for a while, and then slowly said: "To be honest, I'm not sure... that Ye Yiqing, I've seen this person's face before, this woman is very prosperous, although there are many rotten peach blossoms, but It won't affect her career, but when she entered the store, I found that her face had changed, Yintang turned black, and she was a broom star. I was surprised at the time, but after Ye Yiqing left, I realized that, Did someone put a curse on her, if not, how could my compass turn?"

"Brother Zuo Mu, just follow Ye Yiqing's address. If someone casts a curse, you will know." Cheng Zi said.

Zuo Mu nodded, he used this method to track down Hua Yueru back then.

At this time, Jiaozi spoke, and he said a detail that no one noticed: "It's not Ye Yiqing, it's Ye Feifei."

"I suspect that Ye Yiqing is a pseudonym, and Ye Feifei is her real name!" Seeing everyone staring at her, Dumpling's face was a little red, but she still had a stern face, resting her chin with her hand, and said seriously Said, "That Xu Lei should have known Ye Yiqing a long time ago, well, there must be a story between them!"

After finishing speaking, Jiaozi nodded her head and coughed twice seriously.

Two big and one small, three pairs of eyes staring at him, Dumpling blushed, "What are you looking at me for?!"

Chengzi gave a thumbs up in admiration, "You are amazing, Dumpling!"

Snacks also joked: "Hey, you will surpass Zuo Mu soon—"

Jiaozi desperately tried not to let herself smile, her little face turned blue, Zuo Mu smiled and picked up Jiaozi, pinched Jiaozi's little cheek and said, "Additional meal today! For the discovery of Jiaozi."

The dumpling was smashed all of a sudden, and the little face turned into a flower with a smile.

The author has something to say: Our underworld is brilliant ([-])

Cheng Zi was fined, and was punished badly. Lu Juan threw Cheng Zi out directly, sent it to the Palace of Hades, and cleaned the toilet for Hades.

Jiaozi begged for mercy, but was fined by Lu Juan together. The content of the punishment was to supervise Cheng Zi to clean the toilet.

Don't you two have a good relationship, the toilet is right there, there is no way to be lazy, two little devils, let's clean the toilet together!

But the person who framed Chengzi was even worse. He was hanged by Chengzi on the Naihe Bridge in the underworld for three days and three nights because of his wrong intentions.

It is a dereliction of duty and a shame for the entire underworld public office to have such a person among the ghost messengers.

Lu Juan felt that it was because of this unhealthy trend that Chengzi did things without thinking, and indirectly caused his physiology to not be vented. Lu Juan, who wanted to retaliate against the society, issued an order, ordering all the ghosts to self-reflect and use Write three different self-criticisms in English, vernacular Chinese, and classical Chinese. Whoever is fooling around will hang his self-criticism outside the Palace of Hell and post it for everyone to see.

Such punitive measures are hard for everyone. There are ghosts in every dynasty. The ancient ghosts are not good at English, and the modern ghosts can’t write classical Chinese. What should we do? Let’s discuss together. The best of the job, and the two of them are the most impatient to learn classical Chinese, and they can understand the meaning and so on. If they want to write, they will kill their lives!

However, Chengzi Dumpling had a good handwriting, which made the elder ghost look sideways, and looked at the two of them several times in his heart.

Because of Lu Pan's strange punishment, everyone's relationship has been completely improved, and a deep friendship has been gradually established through mutual help. Cheng Zi and Dumpling also gained a foothold in the underworld during this punishment. Everyone found that although they both He has a big background, but he is really not the kind of master who bullies others. Everyone is very happy, and only treats the two of them as children.

You are not that old!

The life of ghost messengers is actually very simple. The life of ghost messengers who go out to pick up erotic souls is richer, but the vast majority of ghost messengers are squatting in offices, working in the underworld, which is really boring.

Dumplings and oranges also belong to office workers.

Where there are people, there are rivers and lakes, and where there are ghosts, there are gossips.

They are all those who have been floating in the underworld for hundreds of years and thousands of years, historical celebrities, fairy tales, flying in the sky, running on the ground, swimming in the water, and they don’t gossip without them.

As a result, one day, Cheng Zi and Jiao Zi heard the gossip about Zuo Mu and Xiao Shi.

"Hey, you two don't know, your master is Zuo Shangxian, who has a very weird hobby!" Said a ghost messenger who is said to be from the early Northern Song Dynasty.

He has already cultivated to become an earth immortal, but he doesn't want to travel in the human world and he doesn't want to further cultivate into a real immortal. To go to the fairy world, he himself is more used to the underworld, so he became a special official of the underworld in the human world.

Orange Dumpling was startled, eyes widened, and the two asked in unison, "What hobby?"

Orange Dumplings thought of whips, candles, bedside posts at the same time... The two swallowed excitedly, Mu Ge's gossip, so excited!

"You Brother Mu loves exams!" the old ghost said casually.

Orange Dumpling was taken aback, what kind of hobby is this? !

"Every 100 years, Zuo Shangxian likes to use the pseudonym Zuo XX. When he takes exams in various places, he must be admitted to the top three. It was not until the Republic of China that the opening of courses to obtain scholars was abolished. Then there was a war in the world. The college entrance examination was resumed in the past seven years. Zuo Shangxian They are the first batch to take the college entrance examination again... Well, just a few days ago, Zuo Shangxian went to take the college entrance examination again, and the results haven't come out yet..."

Dumplings and Chengzi were dumbfounded, "Mu Ge tastes so unique..."

"Actually, Zuo Shangxian forgot, thinking that modern times are still the same as before, and there is money to be made by entering the top three. Only in the Ming Dynasty, Zuo Shangxian relied on Zhongdi and collected tens of millions of taels of silver, tsk tsk tsk..."

"Shangxian's exam is not an exam, it's loneliness..."