Roommates are not straight

Cai Xiaoyao, whose real name is Cai Yingran.

It can be said that Cai Yingran was a celebrity from the moment she was born.This is not only because his two fathers are the second of the three major shareholders of Gaoqi Company, and their wealth is incomparable to that of a country, and it is not only because he is the crystallization of the love of the most famous same-sex couple in the country and even the world. More importantly, he The birth of the company announced the maturity of DNA genetic fertilized egg culture technology in the field of human biology in China.

Because of rigorous gene screening and selective combination when cultivating fertilized eggs, Cai Yingran completely combined the best genes of Gu Wenyu and Cai Yang, her IQ test scores broke the table, her body function was excellent, and what's more, she was actually Picking out the advantages of Gu Wenyu and Cai Yang, he has a painful face.God's golden finger is nothing more than that. Some people are born with thousands of favors.Cai Yingran can easily make anyone like him to death, but she only sees and hates one person, it seems that she is born out of character.This person is one of his biological fathers, Cai Yang.

This can be seen from the nickname Cai Yang gave his son: Cai Xiaoyao, Yao, meaning evildoer.

Cai Xiaoyao's birth was a complete miracle and a wonderful coincidence.

This starts many years ago.

Since the development of the company, Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu rarely had free time. They finally had time that day. They planned to find a romantic place to have a romance. Who knew that Cai Yang accidentally turned a wrong intersection while driving. The maze-like hutongs in Beijing city twist and turn, and it is impossible to get out.Seeing that the sky was getting darker and darker, Cai Yang's stomach was growling with hunger. While driving, he looked around and felt that the surrounding scenery was a bit familiar. Unexpectedly, he finally switched to the barbecue restaurant where he worked part-time!

Cai Yang was a 20-year-old rookie who had just graduated when he was part-time job. Time flies, he followed Gu Wenyu to start a business and maintain a business. Gaoqi Company has been established for three years. When he came back here, he found that everything was still the same.The desks and chairs are still the new ones that Cai Yang bought when he left. They are old, but they have been wiped clean, with the smell of time.The shopkeeper is still so fat and smiling, except for a few white hairs on his head, nothing has changed.

The only difference is that the shopkeeper's daughter, who always liked to move a small bench and sit in front of the shop, is gone.

In three or four years, Lori has grown into a young girl.But after growing up and growing up, my nature of loving reading has not changed.When Cai Yang went to the store, the owner's daughter was reading a novel with great interest.

Cai Yang relied on the fact that he gave someone a set of pirated books back then, so he began to pretend to be an elder, and ran over to ask: "What book are you reading, so serious?"

"novel."

"What novel?"

"BL novels, boys and girls." The owner's daughter raised her head and gave Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu a meaningful look.

Cai Yang became furious when he heard it, his eyes turned dark, and he almost fell on his back.Ever since his cousin made some nonsense in front of his mother, his mother has been thinking about letting him and Gu Wenyu bring her a grandson.Now whenever he hears about a boy transgendering and getting pregnant, he feels physically sick.

The owner's daughter explained seriously: "I think the method described in this book is very reasonable. After the sperm of two men are extracted, the sperm of one side is kept, and the sperm of the other side is extracted through a series of high-tech methods to decompose the DNA. Ingredients, injected into an egg cell without the mother's genetic genes, cultivated into a fertilized egg, and then asked a surrogate mother to conceive. In this way, the baby is completely the crystallization of two men. How about it, isn't it wonderful?"

Beautiful head!It's just nonsense!

Today's novels are too foolish, they talk nonsense without drafting, and even use bad flowers to mislead people's children. Cai Yang is going to die of anger, his teeth itch with hatred, and angrily said: "This is all nonsense, you must not take it seriously!"

"Oh? How do you know that there won't be such a technology in the future? With the development of medicine and the advancement of technology, software can analyze human emotions, so you know what is impossible?"

Cai Yang was blocked for a moment, bowed his head and pondered for a moment, thinking that it is better to cut off this girl's evil thoughts as soon as possible, and kill these terrible thoughts in the cradle.So he cleared his throat, put on a serious face, and said, "Because it doesn't conform to Newton's third law and the Jacobian determinant of the second-type curve integral of Laplace transform in four-dimensional space. No Putting copper sulfate water into potassium permanganate will not allow the cyclic dyeing counting part to use the simulated annealing algorithm to obtain a local optimum when the second-order partial derivative does not exist."

The owner's daughter: "..."

"Simply put, this theory is unscientific, understand?" Looking at the little girl's devastated face, Cai Yang felt so much better, shook his head and sighed again: "Hey, you don't even know these principles. I understand. Learn more, don't be fooled so easily, how terrible it is to be uneducated!"

Cai Yang was talking nonsense at the time, never thinking about what would happen if he bullied the flowers of the motherland.You know, the reason why a flower is called a flower is because you don't know what kind of fruit it will bear in the future.During the growth of flowers, any inadvertent stimulation will lead to unexpected consequences.

After that, Cai Yang quickly forgot about it, so that seven or eight years later, a new egg cell cultivation technology came out in the fields of medicine and biology. Looking so familiar, I didn't remember anything.

However, on the day the news was published, Cai Yang's mother was elated. When she heard that a certain hospital in China was doing clinical work, she forced Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu to act as guinea pigs.

On the day he saw the doctor in charge, Cai Yang would never forget his feelings at that time.

When he was led into the doctor's office, an angel in white with glasses and exuding a rational temperament was sitting behind the desk looking down at the documents. Cai Yang vaguely felt that this person looked familiar, but he didn't think much about it.He is born to be able to get close to people, not to mention he has been in business for many years, and he is better at dealing with people.After sitting in the door for a while, he exclaimed: "Technology is advancing so fast now. Many things that were unimaginable before can be realized now. This is thanks to you. I heard that you are one of the main participants in this project." One, I didn't expect to be so young!"

Facing Cai Yang's compliment, the angel in white didn't buy it at all, and kept looking down.

Cai Yang didn't feel embarrassed, flipping through the agreement documents sent to them by the hospital, he casually asked: "I've read so many related reports, but I don't quite understand it, can you briefly explain to us what this technology is? What's the matter?"

"The Gauss-Seidel iteration method of the second type can find the original function of the sixth-type surface integral in the five-dimensional space, and there can be a second-type discontinuity point in the infinitesimal neighborhood where sigma is equal to the square root of the second school." The angel in white who has been silent Without warning, he uttered such a string of alien languages, then raised his head and smiled at Cai Yang, "You don't understand these principles. Are you optimistic about the agreement?"

Cai Yang was dumbfounded when he saw that slightly familiar face smiling at him inexplicably.

In Cai Yang's words, the discrepancy between him and his monstrous son was determined when his son was mixed in the semen of two test tubes, not even counting as a fertilized egg.

Originally, Cai Yang wanted to please the doctor in charge because he heard that the choice of sperm determines the role of the child's parents.Although there were two men, it was obvious that the one whose DNA was extracted and injected into the egg cell should be the mother of the child from a genetic point of view.Due to technical issues, the final selection of sperm is determined by the responsible physician, depending on which one is more suitable for extraction.

In order to keep the position of the child's father, Cai Yang wanted to bribe the doctor, but unexpectedly, the doctor turned out to be an old acquaintance, an old acquaintance he had offended.

After the sample was taken and the instrument started, Cai Yang lay on his back and stared unblinkingly outside the glass window of the laboratory, as nervous as a woman who just found out that she was pregnant.The little nurse at the side couldn't help laughing, and joked: "No matter who is selected to extract DNA, the last child will still be the two of you. Are you so nervous?"

How can others understand the pain in Cai Yang's heart?He had been suppressed for many years, and he was counting on getting it back from his son this time, so no matter what, he couldn't miss it.

However, what does it mean that the sky has no eyes!What is unfair fate!

When the owner's daughter came out of the laboratory wearing a white coat and taking off her mask, Cai Yang had a bad feeling for a moment, and then heard a news like a bolt from the blue: "Congratulations, the fertilization was successful. Mr. Cai The DNA material from the mother's egg fused very well."

Cai Yang: "..."

Cai Yang felt very darkly in his heart that the doctor must have done it on purpose.

Ten months later, Cai Yingran was born with an aura of glory.

In order to make Cai Yang happy, Gu Wenyu thoughtfully suggested that his son's surname should be Cai. Anyway, he was far away from his father's relatives, and no one in the family forced him to carry on the family line, so he didn't care.Cai Yang was in a better mood now, and happily took his son home with Gu Wenyu.

Parenting life can be both joyous and maddeningly hectic, especially for two grown men, and life is thrown into chaos by this little thing that pops up.Breastfeeding, taking a bath, changing diapers, getting injections and medical examinations, buying toys, there is really nothing to worry about.Gu Wenyu is the boss of the company, and he can't get away from him. Most of the heavy responsibility falls on Cai Yang alone. As the director of the technical department, Cai Yang holds a video conference for the department every day, and spends the rest of the time on his son.Soon, he discovered his son's "demon nature".

Cai Yingran didn't recognize her life, she saw everyone with a smiling face, but when she was alone with Cai Yang, although she didn't cry, her small mouth was always pouted, as if she had been greatly wronged.Cai Yang was so angry that he went to pinch his chubby tender face, but was bitten so hard that tears came to his eyes from the pain, and he couldn't help but want to spank his ass.Cai Yingran opened her big black eyes, and gave Cai Yang a very rare alluring smile.

Cai Yingran's diapers are always clean, and Cai Yang changes his son's diapers on time and on time according to the instructions in the Parenting Book. Unexpectedly, the little ancestor does not urinate early or late, but he is always in the process of changing diapers. He sprayed Cai Yang defensively.Cai Yang ran to complain to Gu Wenyu. Gu Wenyu raised his son at home for a day, and everything went on as usual. Cai Yingran behaved like a rabbit, even a model baby.

For Cai Yingran's various evil deeds, Cai Yang can bear it, who made him a child's father!What really touched him was the first time his son learned to speak.

Taking advantage of the convenience of taking care of his son, Cai Yang made every effort to say "Call Dad, call Dad" in Xiaodong's ear every day. Unexpectedly, one day, after Cai Yingran drank a large bottle of milk, she hiccupped loudly and looked at Cai Yingran. Yang Zhangkou is a "mother", and Cai Yang is so angry that he wants to scratch the wall.

Later, Cai Yang came up with an evil idea. Every time before feeding his son, he would put the food in the palm of his hand, so that Cai Yingran could see that he couldn't eat, and then said in a persuasive way: "Hey, call me Daddy, call me Daddy." I'll eat it for you!"

But Cai Yingran is also a tempered person. After being abused by Cai Yang several times, she simply closed her eyes, twisted her head, and started a hunger strike.Cai Yang's eyes were red with anxiety, and he carried his son to the hospital with tears in his arms. He checked everything that could be checked, and there was nothing wrong with him. He just didn't eat.Later, Cai Yang put his arms around his son with a dead face, and imitated Cai Yang's mother's tone and said: "Son, don't scare Mom, if something happens to you, Mom will die!"

When Cai Yingran heard this, she opened her weak eyes and opened her mouth to eat.

From then on, Cai Yang's baby's status as his mother was completely unrealized.

Cai Yingran raised her son with a handful of shit and urine, and Cai Yingran showed extraordinary IQ at the age of three.

That day Cai Yang was making black sesame paste, but no matter how much he made it, he couldn't get it to boil.

Cai Yingran walked over on her slippers, squatted beside Cai Yang and looked at it silently for a while, then suddenly said, "You should soak it in cold water, it will be soaked in cold water."

Cai Yang was taken aback, and asked, "Why?"

Cai Yingran said seriously: "You have to wash it away with cold water first, let the small particles diffuse into the water as soon as possible to do Brownian motion, and then put hot water to condense it into a paste. Put the hot water first and it will condense directly into a paste." How can we disperse?"

Cai Yang was recalling the meaning of Brownian motion, but in order to encourage children to become interested in science since childhood, he replied: "Well, it seems to make sense, next time Dad listens to Xiaoran!"

Cai Yingran blinked her eyes at Cai Yang, finally sighed in disappointment, and said, "Hey, Mom, you are so stupid, you will believe me when I say a few nonsense words, you are far worse than Dad." After finishing speaking, she stood up and said calmly. Stepped on the slippers and walked away.

Cai Yang petrified on the spot for three seconds, went into a frenzy, his chicken feathers stood on end, and let out a terrifying roar: "Cai! Little! Monster! Come back to me! Who are you calling mother! I am your father! Dad! You heartless!" Wolf cub!"

If there is one person in this world who hates Cai Yingran and wants to die, such as Cai Yang; but on the other hand, there is also a person who likes Cai Yingran to death, even more than Gu Wenyu, Cai Yangma and others, this person is Gu Wenyu's grandmother.

After Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu got married, they always wanted to take Gu's grandma by their side for the elderly, but the old man was used to living in his hometown and refused to come no matter what.Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu were busy with work and couldn't go back to see her often, so they often sent Cai Yingran to live there for a few months, under Cheng Huan's knees.

The grandma of the Gu family didn't know the relationship between Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu, but she knew that this little guy was Gu Wenyu's son, and they were very close when they saw him.And Cai Yingran can also make people happy. After living in the village for more than a month, she learned the Dai dialect fluently. She embroidered purses and carved wood carvings with her grandmother all day long, often making the old lady laugh.Grandma is nearly eighty years old, but her body is strong. She leads her great-grandson down the river to fish and catch shrimps, and splits bamboos to weave baskets to make bamboo tubes. Every day, there are green mountains and green waters, blue sky and white clouds. Cai Yingran is like a little monkey who has been sent back to the mountains. When they came back, Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu had to fly over to arrest them in person every time, which required some education.

"You are five and a half years old now, and you are not young anymore. You can't play at home all the time, you have to go to school, understand?" Cai Yang poked his son's unwilling face, and said earnestly: "Dad is as old as you I also liked to play when I was young, but my father still went to school, and his grades were very good!" Having said this, Cai Yang raised his chin proudly. "Your mother worked very hard when she was a child, that's why we invented such powerful semantic analysis software. Even if you won't be as powerful as me and your mother in the future, you still need to have a skill and be able to support yourself, yes Bar?"

"Your software is not very powerful." Cai Yingran muttered unconvinced.

"What a breakthrough it is to be able to analyze anyone's emotions and subconscious speech! What do you know, you little brat!"

"Bragging! The software won't be able to analyze the hidden meaning of Ah Mao's words!"

"Amao is human!" Cai Yang wanted to stare out his eyes, resisting the urge to pull the little evildoer over and pinch his face.

Amao is the grandson of the yellow-haired dog that Cai Yang saw when he came to Gu Wenyu's house for the first time.

Cai Yang spent a long time spitting, but classmate Cai Xiaoyao was stubbornly picking at the fence of the courtyard like brown sugar, and refused to go home with Cai Yang.Gu Wenyu talked with his grandmother for a while, and when he came out of the bamboo building, he saw his son and his wife sawing each other, walked over to ask why, and gave Cai Yingran a look, Cai Yingran obediently followed Gu Wenyu to a corner.

Cai Yang squinted his eyes and peeked in the distance, and saw Gu Wenyu bowed his head and said something to Cai Yingran. Xiao Yao's eyes lit up, and he immediately ran upstairs to say goodbye to his grandmother, then came down with a small bag on his back, and jumped on Cai Yang without saying a word. car.

Cai Yang looked at Cai Xiaoyao's anxious look like he was burning his butt, and asked Gu Wenyu in puzzlement: "What did you tell him? Why did he go home as soon as you said it?"

"I didn't say anything." Gu Wenyu hooked the corners of his mouth, his eyes were gentle, "I just told him that my cousin came back from the UAE yesterday and brought his favorite handmade date cake, and it won't be fresh after a few days."

Heredity, sometimes has an irresistible force.

How likely is the son of a foodie to become a foodie?

Only at this time, Cai Yang will realize very deeply that this annoying evildoer, this wolf cub he raised with his own hands, is his son.

He and Gu Wenyu's son.