Roommates are not straight

Zhang Jia once told Cai Yang that he and Gu Wenyu should go to Qiandu to talk about cooperation in September. However, it was only in June when Cai Yang received a call from Zhang Jia and asked them to bring relevant information. thousands of degrees.

Cai Yang was very puzzled, and thought that Qiandu had always looked down on their company before, why Zhang Jia would let them go there so firmly.Faced with these doubts, Zhang Jia's answer was just a simple sentence: "I was promoted."

This sentence made Cai Yang very inexplicable. He turned off the phone and pondered for a long time but couldn't figure it out, so he ran to ask Gu Wenyu.After listening to Cai Yang's report, Gu Wenyu lowered his eyes and thought for a while, then asked: "Has Zhang Jia been transferred to the marketing research and development department before?"

Cai Yang was enlightened immediately, and immediately dialed another phone call back to Zhang Jia: "I'll wipe it! Master Zhang! Have you developed this time! The person in charge of the R&D department? Please treat me!"

Zhang Jia waited quietly for Cai Yang to finish yelling, and then said unhurriedly: "I can't talk about the person in charge, but I can manage a few projects. I have already passed your program plan to the department manager. There is nothing wrong with him, and now we are waiting for the top executives to make a decision. Tomorrow at ten o'clock in the morning, prepare the materials and come over. Whether we can succeed by then depends on you, and I can only help with this."

Cai Yang hugged the phone and heard tears in his eyes, kissed the microphone more than once, laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth, and decided to write off all the old accounts of Zhang Jia's unauthorized use of his programming model.

There are so many small software companies like Gu Wenyu and the others in the capital, and they are all vying to cooperate with big companies. If any mobile phone or network operator likes their software, their popularity will be promoted immediately, and they will also get a lot of money. Fei's income.Therefore, in the face of the rushing software companies, the staff responsible for the R&D market of every large company will benefit a lot from it.Whether the project is good or not, and whether the software has a future, they are the evaluators of the first pass, and many companies are often screened out here, without even having the opportunity to get on the internal conference table of other companies.

It is reasonable to say that this voice software developed by Gu Wenyu Company is not unattractive to the company, but they have always insisted on retaining the property rights. Many project leaders are unwilling to continue talking after hearing this, because the cooperation to retain property rights has to go through the hands of the company's senior management. , It is basically difficult to succeed. Even if they succeed, the people in charge below them will not be able to get much money.It is precisely because of this that Gu Wenyu and the others keep running into walls.And Zhang Jia's phone call is undoubtedly the sound of nature to them. If they are directly facing the high-level, they have to consider a lot less human factors. As long as the product is good, they are not afraid of not having opportunities.

Early the next morning, Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu came to Qiandu and were taken to the reception room to wait.After more than half a year, Cai Yang stepped into Qiandu again, and Cai Yang still felt a little bit emotional, and the direct consequence of this emotion was that he was reminded of a person he didn't want to associate with.It’s okay if he didn’t think about it, but when he thought about it, he immediately felt dark in front of his eyes, and asked Gu Wenyu in a low voice with a premonition of uneasiness: “Zhang Jia said that the people who want to talk to us are senior executives at the president level, does that mean...does it also include vice presidents? "

As soon as Cai Yang finished speaking, he heard footsteps outside, and then the door of the reception room was pushed open, and two or three people walked in like a gust of wind, surrounded by a man in a T-shirt and jeans.Cai Yang raised his head and glanced at the president-level senior leader of the other party. His eyes rounded, and he suddenly felt that he was hit hard by the hammer of fate, and he called Zhang Jia in his heart that he was a cheater.

That's right, a certain high-level executive is none other than the beautiful and perverted Vice President Mr. Xia Chendong.At this time, he was different from the dog-like man in a suit and leather shoes in Cai Yang's previous impression, with a white T-shirt and blue denim, and his hair was not well-groomed, and it was propped on his head in a frown. It was not ugly, but this man There is no more flamboyant aura like before.Throwing him into those young technicians now, there is hardly any difference, the whole green onion—no, it should be said to be young and old.

"Yo, Boss Gu, it's fate, we actually met again! You look good, and it seems that you are living comfortably in all aspects of life." Although he has transformed from a coquettish fox into a green onion, he heard it The tone of speech that made people want to rush up and slap him in the face still hasn't changed much.When Xia Chendong said this, he specially emphasized the words "all aspects", and his eyes slowly moved from Gu Wenyu to Cai Yang, and then from Cai Yang to Gu Wenyu, with an indescribably ambiguous expression.

"Fortunately, Vice President Xia's self-cultivation has returned to basics, and he looks good." Gu Wenyu replied neither humble nor overbearing, his expression did not change at all.

Xia Chendong's provocative words were unsuccessful, obviously disappointed, he sat back in the armchair in a dispirited manner, raised his chin, and signaled the people beside him to bring over the relevant documents prepared by Gu Wenyu and the others.

Cai Yang felt his face twitch when he saw Xia Chendong. He was not as powerful as Gu Wenyu, so he really couldn't put on a good face. When handing over the materials, he kept his mouth pursed and his head bowed, with a solemn expression like that of an Indian god.

Xia Chendong touched his chin and watched, his slender eyes narrowed and he couldn't help but want to laugh.In fact, he has always liked Cai Yang very much, just like watching a small animal, he can't help touching and kicking it, teasing and teasing him, and even playing with it is okay.However, since no one would see it even if he got it right now, his interest also faded.

However, the interest faded away, and Xia Chendong really couldn't see the look of these two people sitting here side by side with love and hatred, yes, very hard to see.So he took over the information and flipped through it twice, then he threw the folder aside and said with a smile: "I heard that this program you designed is specifically for couples? Well... when couples quarrel, you can Through voice analysis, it is converted into sweet words hidden in the bottom of my heart, so as to resolve the conflict between the two parties, and avoid serious injuries caused by agitated bad words... It seems that there is still some meaning in the explanation. But the effect of the software is not just based on these few pages It can be seen on the paper." After finishing speaking, Xia Chendong paused for a moment, and the fox turned his eyes to Cai Yang, showing a meaningful smile.

The meaning is obvious, this is an experiment with real people, and it must be done with Xia Chendong as a customer.

In fact, Xia Chendong's request is not too much. It is natural for customers to ask to operate the software face to face. However, the annoying thing is that the performance of their software is quite special. The so-called operation means that two people have to act as lovers and quarrel with each other. ...Let Cai Yang flirt with this perverted fox... Just thinking about it makes me feel very aggrieved.

Sure enough, Cai Yang's expression immediately cracked, his body stiffened, he couldn't speak, and the perverted president's allergic syndrome recurred again.Gu Wenyu glanced at Xia Chendong lightly, stretched out his hand to block Cai Yang, and said, "In this case, let me demonstrate to you."

Xia Chendong seemed to have been waiting for this scene a long time ago, his eyes lit up with excitement, he stretched out his slender index finger happily and shook his head in front of him, shaking his head again and again and said: "No, no, how can I let the boss demonstrate in person? Your company's system The management is really not standardized. I have never heard of the boss himself doing those errands during business negotiations... Are you a leather bag company? From the shopkeeper to the miscellaneous, all are managed by one person? Boss Gu, you have to think about it Oh, this is related to our evaluation of your company's overall strength...Whether you can accept cooperation or not depends not only on the quality of software programs..."

Knowing that Xia Chendong was deliberately finding fault, Gu Wenyu didn't want to listen to his nonsense anymore, so he chose to ignore it, stood up blankly and was about to leave.Only then did Cai Yang come to his senses, and hurried forward to hold him back, he gritted his teeth, and said yes, it was just scolding, since that perverted old fox wanted to scold him so much, he would scold him as much as he wanted, even if his voice software could analyze it What kind of shit is coming out!

Having figured this out, Cai Yang didn't care about Gu Wenyu, he directly pulled a chair to sit opposite Xia Chendong, took out his phone, opened the app, and was about to scold in his dantian.

"Wait, Mr. Cai Yang." Several attendants who had been acting as wallflowers since entering the room finally spoke, and one of them said to Cai Yang: "Since we are going to test run the program for us, shouldn't we do it?" Provide mobile phones? Only in this way can we better reflect the adaptability of the software.”

Cai Yang also felt that it made sense, nodded, put his mobile phone back, and said, "No problem, you can provide the mobile phone as well."

The clerk was just about to take out his mobile phone to install the software for Cai Yang, but the vice president gave him a signal with his eyes, so he immediately lowered his head obediently and continued to play the wallflower without saying a word.Xia Chendong looked at Cai Yang and smiled ambiguously, took out his mobile phone and handed it over, and said, "Come on, use my mobile phone. Since we are going to act as a couple temporarily, let the 'lover' personally install the software on the other party's mobile phone." , does it feel as warm and considerate as giving a hand-knitted scarf?"

The corner of Cai Yang's mouth twitched, he took President Fox's mobile phone, bowed his head and began to install the software on it.

However, at this moment, when Cai Yang saw the picture on the desktop of Xia Chendong's phone, he was taken aback for a moment.He thought the picture looked familiar.After a few seconds, Cai Yang retrieved relevant information from the brain database with his amazing memory and eyesight, and made a logical integration...

Looking at the back of the white shirt on the phone, Cai Yang, who suddenly understood the truth, raised his eyebrows and slowly raised the corners of his mouth.

Vice President Xia, who had been admiring the rookie's forbearance of grief and indignation, was baffled by Cai Yang's music, and his slender eyes slowly narrowed, suddenly feeling a bad premonition.

Install the software on the phone, and when Cai Yang raised his head to look at Xia Chendong again, there was a rare bright smile on his face. He took out his phone and started flipping through the address book, and said briskly while flipping through: "Xia Chendong Vice President, in order to better show you our company's products, I would like to invite a friend to be a foreign aid, I wonder if you have any comments."

"Oh? Friends?"

"Well, speaking of which, you should be more familiar with this friend than I am, and he is Senior Brother Guo Mingyuan." Cai Yang was very happy to find that when the word Guo Mingyuan was mentioned, Vice President Xia's expression that had always been calm and calm changed. There was a slight fluctuation, so he continued: "That's it, the most distinctive feature of our software is its upgrade program. When initializing, the software will only extract from the alternative answers we edited in advance when analyzing semantics, that is, Said, it is not intelligent. As we introduced in the manual, before the software upgrade, it will only give some pleasant sweet words when the couple quarrels. As the user uses the software time, the software will Collect the user's voice, and automatically build a database, so as to analyze the semantic connotation of the user, and analyze what people really want to say. In other words, only the upgraded software is the real meaning of our company's launch semantic analysis software."

"Well, I probably understand what you mean, but what does this have to do with your request for foreign aid?" Xia Chendong asked.

Cai Yang finally found Guo Mingyuan's overseas contact information in the address book. He looked at Xia Chendong who was staring at him with all his attention, and couldn't help but secretly feel happy. .

"In order to test the functions of the software after the upgrade, all employees of our company have been using this software. That is to say, if we want to show the effect, our employees must demonstrate it. This may lose objectivity. But Senior Brother Guo It's not our employee. I also asked him to help test it when we rented together, so..." Cai Yang grinned meaningfully, "If he is allowed to demonstrate, the effect will be very good."

"Him?" Xia Chendong touched his chin, "Let him come and fight with me pretending to be a couple? Is this realistic..."

"No, no, since it's a demonstration for Vice President Xia, of course we can't just stop at the first stage of the procedure." Cai Yang waved his hands, feeling that the way he spoke at this time must be very like the old witch who seduces children in fairy tales , "I suggest that we go directly to the second stage, which is the so-called 'mind-reading' link, and ask Brother Guo a few questions to see what the software analysis results are like. What do you think?"

"Oh? Ask him a question? I don't seem to have any interesting questions to ask." Xia Chen said dutifully, still calmly, with a lazy voice.

"No?" Cai Yang put on a embarrassed look on purpose, "I just saw your mobile phone screen, and I think it looks familiar. After thinking about it carefully, I vaguely remembered that Brother Guo took a photo before going abroad, but it was with you. This picture is somewhat similar... I thought you'd be interested in this..."

"Photo? What photo are you talking about?" Xia Chendong's expression changed.

"Brother dug out an old photo before he left. I don't know what the significance is, but he took it with him when he went abroad." Cai Yang blinked innocently.

"Did you say he took it away..." Xia Chendong fell silent, playing with his mobile phone for a while, when he bumped into something by accident, the screen of the mobile phone lit up, and the back of the white shirt on it appeared again.The several assistants sitting on the left and right had worked under the fox for many years, and each one was more winking than the other. Seeing this situation, they all found excuses to hide out.

When there were only three people left in the reception room, Xia Chendong slowly raised his head, showing a perfect smile: "Then... please show me the magic of this software."

Cai Yang knelt down in his heart and kowtowed to his senior brother, he said to his heart that it is not that I want to betray you, but to deal with this perverted fox, you have to do it. You must forgive my sins, Amen.Then he turned his head and looked at Gu Wenyu, dialed Guo Mingyuan's phone, and pressed the speaker.

Now it was midnight on the other side of the ocean, but Guo Mingyuan was still awake, and the voice of answering the phone was still so gentle. Cai Yang noticed with sharp eyes that Xia Chendong's buttocks sitting opposite him moved uneasily.

"Hey, Cai Yang? I haven't contacted you for a long time. What's the matter? What are you looking for?"

"Brother, it's nothing, just want to ask how you are doing." Cai Yang said, while starting the software on Xia Chendong's mobile phone, and connected to the company's general software database, so that he can retrieve Guo Mingyuan's information through the network. voice message.

"I'm pretty good. I go to class every day, do experiments, and spend all day with a bunch of lovely young people. I feel that I'm much younger, hehehe..."

When Guo Mingyuan said that he was with a group of young people all day long, Xia Chendong's eyes suddenly became gloomy, and his eyebrows frowned slightly. Cai Yang pretended not to see it. After starting the program, he put the two phones side by side. , and said: "Brother, you should pay attention to your health over there, stop eating instant noodles, and try to get some nutritious ones yourself."

"No, no, I don't eat instant noodles much anymore, there are too many preservatives in that stuff." Guo Mingyuan promised sincerely.

The voice software captured Guo Mingyuan's words, analyzed them, and immediately displayed a line of words: If you don't eat instant noodles, you will starve to death!Are the things I made myself edible?Can I eat it?

Xia Chendong glanced at the analysis results, and couldn't help laughing out loud.

"What sound?" Guo Mingyuan asked.

"Ah, it's nothing, it's a stray dog ​​we took in, and it keeps sneezing when it catches a cold." Cai Yang hurriedly explained.

"Oh...have you checked at the veterinary hospital? Don't bring any illness back." Guo Mingyuan worried.Xia Chendong, who was listening with his ears upright, became very stinky.

Cai Yang hummed a few times, assured Guo Mingyuan that it was a very clean dog, and asked again: "Oh, by the way, brother, do you still remember the old photo we found when we were cleaning the room before you left? Did you take it away?"

"Huh? What kind of photo are you talking about?"

"That's the one..." Cai Yang thought Guo Mingyuan didn't remember it, and wanted to remind him, but after scanning the software analysis, he stopped talking.

Because the analysis results show: What did you mention that photo for?

Obviously, Guo Mingyuan knew about the photos Cai Yang mentioned, but why did he pretend not to know?Hmm... there must be something wrong here.

"It's the photo of you attending the summer camp ten years ago, the one with only one back view. Coincidentally, I saw a similar photo today, maybe I can try to contact the person who sent you the photo ,Do you need help??"

"No! No need!" Guo Mingyuan suddenly seemed very nervous, and asked falteringly, "You... where else did you see it?"

"Ah... a friend is in the photo album shared on the Internet." Cai Yang talked nonsense, then glanced at the analysis software, was stunned for a moment when he saw the above content, and then carefully looked at Xia Chendong, whoops, isn't that expression Average poor.

Xia Chendong stared at the analysis result for a long time, the smile that was always on his lips disappeared without a trace.Guo Mingyuan wanted to say something over there, but Xia Chendong suddenly spoke up unexpectedly, and said in an unusually calm tone: "Yeah, after being missed by people for so many years, you must feel perverted and disgusting, right? Actually, you should have known it a long time ago." Isn't it? I just kept pretending to be stupid. Now I don't want to say more, I just want to ask you a question, did you throw away that photo?"

The conference room suddenly became extremely quiet. Guo Mingyuan didn't know whether it was because he suddenly heard Xia Chendong's voice and didn't react because he was surprised, or because of some other reason. In short, no one spoke for a long time.And Xia Chendong was also very patient, just waiting like that, without moving.

"Throw it away." Finally, Guo Mingyuan replied, and then put down the phone.

The call ended, in an almost icy silence.However, the other phone next to this one worked quickly.

Cai Yang looked at the analysis results, and then at Xia Chendong, unable to read the emotion in his eyes at this time.

But at this moment, Gu Wenyu, who hadn't participated in the conversation, spoke up, and asked Xia Chendong in a flat tone: "Don't you want to know why he lied?"

Xia Chendong didn't speak, put his mobile phone back, brushed the two words that were still shining on the screen with his fingertips, a little lost in thought.

"Some things need to be seen. It's useless to just think about breaking the jar. If you want people to see what's inside, you can only hold it in front of people carefully. It's the same thing if he doesn't see it. You do it It’s another thing not to do it, and there’s no regrets.”

Xia Chendong's hands froze when he was fiddling with the phone, as if he was recalling Gu Wenyu's words.After a while, he suddenly smiled, raised his head and said with a sigh: "Hey, what a magical software! The future is boundless."

"That is to say, Qiandu is willing to cooperate with us?" Cai Yang listened for a long time, and finally caught some useful information, and his eyes instantly shone with excitement.

Xia Chendong smiled and shook his head, stuffed his phone into his jeans pocket, stood up and stretched, and lazily said: "Young man, can't you be more ambitious? Huh?"

Cai Yang looked at him with question marks all over his head.

"I won't sign this cooperation contract." Xia Chendong raised his chin, resumed his arrogance and coquettish demeanor, raised his eyebrows and glanced at Cai Yang, "What I approve will definitely not just stop at this Level. Do your own thing, don’t just think about cooperating with others, and put your vision farther.”

After finishing speaking, Xia Chendong tore another piece of sticky note, wrote a cell phone number on it and stuffed it in Cai Yang's shirt pocket, "In the future, you can make this phone call for phone appearance design and packaging promotion, their ideas are very good. Mention my name and I will give you a discount."

At this time, Cai Yang had vaguely understood what Xia Chendong meant, and couldn't help being very surprised: "You mean... you want us to produce mobile phones ourselves?"

Xia Chendong snorted contemptuously: "Otherwise?"

"But..." Cai Yang frowned.

"Don't you have a good resource by your side? What's the name of that little idiot who resigned two days ago?" Xia Chendong crossed his arms and tapped his forehead lightly with his index finger, "Oh yes, Li Libang, his You have a good figure, long legs, and a very sexy butt...Hey, you young people, you don’t know what to do with the good things you get, so what can I say?”

"Cooperate with Libang's mobile phone factory? But they are just a small mobile phone factory..."

"Who doesn't start from childhood?"

"But it's hard..."

"Have I ever said it's easy? But...it's fun to do difficult things, isn't it?" Xia Chendong didn't know what he thought of when he said this, he narrowed his eyes and stuck out the tip of his tongue, licking his lips with enjoyment .

At this time, Gu Wenyu also stood up, walked up to Xia Chendong, looked at him critically, but didn't mention the software, just asked: "Have you figured it out too?"

"Oh? What do you think I have a chance of winning?"

"Then let me ask you a question."

"You said."

"If I didn't arrive in time that day, would you..." Gu Wenyu didn't continue, but Xia Chendong quickly understood what he meant, because his eyes had turned to Cai Yang.

Xia Chendong smiled, and asked leisurely: "What do you think?"

Gu Wenyu and him looked at each other, and said lightly: "Besides me, he was the fastest to arrive at the hotel that day."

Xia Chendong was noncommittal.

Gu Wenyu finally hooked the corner of his mouth: "Then I wish you good luck, and thank you for today's suggestion, we will seriously consider your suggestion."

Xia Chendong took out his mobile phone and shook it: "You're welcome, just take it as a gift from the software." After speaking, he opened the door of the meeting room, and left elegantly and proudly without looking back.

A week later, Qiandu Company reported that the vice president who had just taken office for less than a year had resigned.

People have been discussing and guessing, what would make the cunning vice president give up Qiandu's enviable equity bonus and high salary, and instead learn from those young graduates and play tricks of going abroad for further study? .Various versions of speculation were immediately circulated in the IT circle, but there was no conclusion after all.This IT executive, who has always had a bad reputation, was so beautiful when he was in office, and he was so sensational and dramatic when he left. It has to be said that he is a legendary figure.

According to rumors, when he submitted his resignation letter, the big boss asked him to give a reasonable explanation. At that time, he only said one sentence: "After working hard for so many years, I just want to be an umbrella. But now the people under the umbrella are not here. What's the use of having an umbrella?"

However, the rumors are just rumors after all. It is expected that the vice president's romantic and passionate private life will be open. It is estimated that such infatuated people will say something, and it is just spread by everyone.

Another: The countdown to the end begins, and the small theater returns~~~

The Story of Gaoqi Farm の31

The cow left and went to another farm.

The largest animal in Gaoqi Farm left, and everyone felt reluctant and worried, for fear that dangerous creatures would invade.

Sure enough, on a dark and windy night, a dark figure slowly approached the gate of the farm.

It turned out to be the fox that once wanted to steal the chick!

But, to everyone's surprise, the fox didn't walk into the farm this time.

It silently walked to a grassland near the farm with its head down, sat on the ground with its hind legs bent, and looked up at the big and round moon in the sky.

Few people know that that piece of grass was once the favorite place for cattle to graze.