Roommates are not straight

Gu Wenyu is a boring person, which Cai Yang had realized a long time ago, but he never thought that he could be so annoying.

Why do you say that?

Just like now, ordering a dessert with such a strange name for him made him blush, but the perpetrator himself still had a calm expression and innocent eyes, so what should he do, trying to leave the embarrassment to the other party.

After such a long time of understanding, Cai Yang is almost certain that if he falters and acts shy, Gu Wenyu will definitely stare at him with indifference on the outside and joy on the inside.

If he couldn't stand the burning gaze and asked, "What are you looking at!"

The other party will definitely answer: "Look at the scenery."

So you see, in fact, after being in contact with Mensao for a long time, you have become familiar with it.

The most effective way to deal with Mensao is not that silence is golden, but to do the opposite, Mingsao.The so-called one thing descends one thing, yin and yang balance each other, and all kinds of nonsense are finally attributed to the word "sao".You flirt and I flirt too, in the end it's all about the thickness of your skin.

So Cai Yang calmed down after the initial embarrassment passed, calmly dug a mouthful of jelly with a spoon and put it in his mouth under Gu Wenyu's gaze, then squinted his eyes and didn't speak, only looked at Gu Wenyu affectionately.

Sure enough, Gu Wenyu said, "How does it taste?"

Cai Yang nodded, then unhurriedly dug another spoonful of jelly, crossed the table with his arms and brought the jelly to Gu Wenyu's mouth.

Gu Wenyu was taken aback, he didn't expect Cai Yang to do this in public.

And Cai Yang took advantage of his dazed effort to move the spoon forward again, and said: "Ah——"

Gu Wenyu: "..."

"Don't you want to know the taste, come on, open your mouth——"

Gu Wenyu was afraid that Cai Yang would say "ah" again, so he quickly swallowed the spoon and ate the jelly on it.

Cai Yang was satisfied to see the restless look in Gu Wenyu's calm eyes - don't ask him how he saw it, at some point a certain brain power is a necessary quality for a harmonious life - he thought he had finally recovered After a game, he finally saved the man's face.

He deliberately ignored the horrifying eyes of the little clerk standing behind the counter not far away, took back the spoon and continued to eat the jelly calmly, and then watched Gu Wenyu put various shapes of ice cream cubes into the chocolate fondue pot to rinse well Put it on his plate.

"This store is quite interesting. The names of the items are so strange." After finishing the jelly, Cai Yang slowly picked up the small silver chopsticks to touch the ice cream that had already condensed a layer of chocolate crispy skin.

"It's just that the name is unique, and the desserts are nothing special compared to other places." Gu Wenyu said, continuing to make ice cream for Cai Yang.

Cai Yang sensitively caught a trace of hidden information: "Oh? I have been to many dessert shops, I remember you don't like sweets very much..."

"Every time I negotiate a contract with a client, if the other party is a woman, I often choose this kind of place, because the environment is better." Gu Wenyu replied.

"Yes, not only is the environment good, but the atmosphere is also romantic." Cai Yang curled his lips. "It's love at first sight and it's love is falling apart. I don't know where there are so many vows."

"The novelty name is just a formality, what really matters is the mentality of the guests."

"Mentality? What kind of mentality?" Cai Yang asked provocatively.

At this time, Gu Wenyu just took out a piece of ice cream that was newly wrapped in a thick layer of chocolate sauce. Hearing his question, he smiled slightly, put the ice cream to his mouth with chopsticks, and said: "I like the mentality. Come on, Open your mouth."

Cai Yang: "..."

I like the mentality...

So in fact, the most important thing is not what kind of dessert you buy, but the sweet feeling when two people are together. The beautiful name is just the seasoning for icing on the cake.

Of course, both the store and the customers understand this truth, but this special small shop still attracts countless couples every day. The price is obviously higher than that of the same type of products outside, but they are also happy.

"Sure enough, the business of couples is the best, second only to students, but there is a big overlap between the two." Cai Yang took another menu, glanced at the expensive prices of the desserts on it, and sighed.

"Boss, do you think our company's software can also consider developing a couple suit or something? It's best to have a software that matches men and women. Each software corresponds to a verification code, and each pair of software will have some functions that only belong to each other. Then we will provide an upgrade platform... Love can make people dizzy. Today we will launch a quarrel persuasion software, and tomorrow we will launch a true love test software. You can also calculate when the first base and when the two are based on the tacit understanding between the two parties. When will the class go to third base... haha, so we still have money to spend?"

Cai Yang was originally joking unintentionally, but he couldn't continue talking because a thought suddenly flashed in his mind!The moment this idea took shape, Cai Yang startled himself, and then an uncontrollable excitement flowed through his body, almost making him want to jump up from the chair!

"Gu Wenyu Gu Wenyu! Did you bring your computer with you?"

Who brings a computer with them when they go out on a date at night?Even IT nerds are exaggerating a bit.

Gu Wenyu thought for a while, and finally handed over his mobile phone. This mobile phone has been modified by him. Although it is not as good as a computer, it is much more advanced than ordinary mobile phones.

Cai Yang took the phone, opened the software code that had been bothering them recently, and looked at it carefully on the phone.Then he imagined the effect of the code change according to the idea in his mind, and couldn't help but look more and more happily, and finally his eyes lit up with excitement!

"Why didn't I think of it earlier! Why didn't we think of it earlier!" Cai Yang muttered, and stood up and began to put on his coat, "Quick! Let's go back to the company! I want to see if this works!"

Gu Wenyu didn't know what Cai Yang thought of to be so excited, but he knew it must be related to the software.As soon as he paid the bill, he was pulled up by Cai Yang who was waiting impatiently, and the two rushed out of the dessert shop in a hurry.

Cai Yang took Gu Wenyu's hand and rushed forward with all his heart, like practicing a race.Gu Wenyu was almost dragged by him all the way.

When they passed by a convenience store, Cai Yang stopped slowly, as if thinking of something, he turned around and made a face at Gu Wenyu in apologetic manner, and said, "Ah, look, I'm really in a daze, today is your birthday, How can I go back to the company to work overtime, forget it, let’s talk about it tomorrow.”

"It doesn't matter to me, it's the same everywhere."

"This...isn't so good..." Cai Yang hesitated and said, his eyes still couldn't help but look in the direction of the company.

"Do you want to open all night? I'm going to buy food." Gu Wenyu helped Cai Yang zip up his coat, turned up his collar to cover half of his face, and only showed a pair of big eyes, then turned and walked to the convenience store .

Cai Yang immediately beamed when he heard this, and followed Gu Wenyu frantically, not forgetting to remind him to buy more cans of beer.

"Isn't your drink capacity too good?" Gu Wenyu looked back at Cai Yang who was poking his head to get a can of beer from the refrigerator and asked.

"Christmas..." Cai Yang touched his nose and smiled wickedly.

There are relatively few today, so I will make up a little joke for you——

Background: Little P is one of the five prototypes. Ya's master is recommended to graduate students in computer science at Peking University this year.And as a good-for-nothing, I am still wandering in the imperial capital, preparing to review for the postgraduate entrance examination... Look, this is the gap between Chiguoguo! TAT premise: The school season is coming, and little P goes to Beijing, so I Pidiandian threatens him to treat him, and the following dialogue occurs: Tao: By the way, I walked around the Weiming Lake that day!

Little P: Then?

Tao: Found the source!

Little P: How?

Peach: Groundwater.

Little P: Oh.

Tao: Just a small stream of water!So clear!Unexpectedly, the Weiming Lake was formed... [Exclamation small P: Oh, so that is the source of water. 【calm

Peach: I also saw a little handsome boy sitting on a rock by the water source and reading a book that day, it’s really poetic! [Exclamation-like little P: I'm watching "Roommates Are Not Straight". 【calm

Tao: ...Then I'm awesome. [Suddenly his eyes light up] That's it!When the time comes, I will make custom printing and send you a copy!Then you just sit on that rock and watch!I'll take a photo for you and post it online!

Little P: ...

Tao: Attention!Be sure to reveal the title of the book when the time comes!Then someone with a heart can search the Internet!Wow haha! ! !I'm on fire! [Desperately laughing] Then read it again, ah, danmeiwen!Then you are on fire too! !

Little P: Then I guess I will have to be a bachelor for the rest of my life......==

Tao: Although I lost a wife, I gained tens of thousands of good friends!What are you afraid of!

Little P: ...

Tao: Well, that's it!Whether I can become famous depends entirely on you! [Pat on the shoulder] But we have to be a little reserved, the title is: Do you know the origin of Weiming Lake?Then take a photo, and then comment next to it: Peking University talent reads little P in the morning at the origin of Weiming Lake: the preface is "how a trickle becomes a lake, how a super straight man is bent" right...

Tao: Ha!This is good!It can directly become a same-sex dating advertisement!

Little P: ...

Tao: I'll take it as if you agreed!If you are afraid of not being able to find a wife, I can make a mosaic on your face~

Little P: ... If that's the case, I'll trick little W to come to Beijing. (Note: Little W is the prototype of Cai Yang in the article!!)

Tao: Good!When to start, I will help you!

Little P: ...

Tao: Read the prototype with the novel, this setting is simply too cute!Brother, come on!I like you~~

Little P: ...