Roommates are not straight

Some people say that there will be a fat man in every story, especially in places where men gather together, the role of the fat man is always indispensable.

So, as the only fat man in the studio, Tang Wei felt that he was very important and had an extraordinary status.As a fat guy in IT, his duty is to program and watch movies, chew jerky and drink alcohol, and catch a pleasing colleague to laugh and sarcasm when he is bored.

In short, there is absolutely no reason to ask a fat man to squat on the ground and wipe the floor with a small rag.

Tang Wei glanced at Gu Wenyu's seat, and found that the boss who had been sitting in front of the computer all night without closing his eyes had disappeared, so he seized the short gap, straightened up, threw the rag on the ground, and complained: "What's wrong with our studio?" It's time to engage in nepotism! The boss, Jinwu Zangjiao, has hidden in the office area! Someone is in charge and no one is in charge! Don't you all protest? This is related to work harmony!"

Xu Yiping had just cleaned up all the rubbish in the studio, and he was panting from exhaustion. He didn't have the poisonous mouth of a fat man, but he expressed deep approval with his eyes.

Satisfied, the fat man sat on the table behind him with his buttocks twisted and twisted.

The owner of that table was tearing off the post-it notes on the wall. Seeing the spotless table being pressed down by the fat man's butt, he frowned and pressed the post-it notes directly on the fat man's face.

Zhang Xu slowly watered several potted flowers with a watering can, fiddled with the nearly dry leaves, turned his head and said, "Nepotism? Don't draw conclusions too early."

"Oh? How do you say that?" The fat man tore off the post-it note on his face, and stared at the person behind him fiercely, but he couldn't help but feel bored when he got no response.

Zhang Xu will never forget the situation in the supermarket. His cousin and boss are both masters in the hands of that rookie. It is unbelievable when he thinks about it, but after thinking about the code he wrote at that time, the clean structure, There is no extra nonsense... and I can't help but feel that it is really a kind of enjoyment.

The fat man curled his lips, and was about to sneer a few more words, when suddenly his whole body trembled, he immediately picked up the rag and squatted down, threw off his arms and wiped the floor, with a simple and honest expression on his face.

Zhang Xu looked at Fatty with contempt, and knew without turning his head that the boss must be back.

At this time, there was movement in the lounge, and a thought emerged in the hearts of several ITs: the beauty of the golden house has woken up.

After Cai Yang woke up, he felt his nose was blocked, and he felt bad. It was because he had worked so hard last night and caught a cold.

In Cai Yang's view, a cold is more terrible than a fever. Runny nose and tears, dizzy brain and disorganized, greatly delay things.Thinking that today was his first day at work, he still wanted to make a good impression on his new colleagues, but he couldn't help being a little depressed because he was in such a poor state.

He slept alone in the lounge last night, outside were Gu Wenyu and his companions, they were all young and vigorous IT people like him, and Cai Yang couldn't bear to think about how enthusiastically he was fighting against the computer. Live the excitement.

Cai Yang patted his scared face, trying to make himself look better, then opened the door of the lounge and walked out.

The moment he walked into the office area, Cai Yang thought he was hallucinating, or he was in the wrong place!

The neat office desk, the spotless floor, the gleaming glass windows, the vibrant bonsai plants, the office that was comparable to a pig's nest last night was shot from head to toe, making people suspicious of spatial dislocation.

But those unkempt ITs were all standing in a row in the office at this time, each in a standard three-piece suit, posing in various poses, looking at Cai Yang smiling with spring in his eyes, and his teeth shining.We were short of bowing together and shouting "Hi sister-in-law!".

Cai Yang was so frightened that he almost wanted to retreat to the lounge.Fortunately, he saw Gu Wenyu, looked up and down, nothing changed from last night, it was quite normal, so he looked at the other group of people with even more surprise.

"Go wash up first, I bought you breakfast." Gu Wenyu handed Cai Yang a towel and toothbrush and toothpaste, and pointed him to the location of the bathroom.

Cai Yang took the things, his face flushed a little, so he wobbled towards the bathroom.

When Cai Yang entered the bathroom, the row of grinning ITs just breathed a sigh of relief, and immediately revealed their true colors.

The fat man opened his mouth and took a few breaths, closed his stomach, relieved the crisis of his shirt buttons being pulled off, and said insincerely: "Boss, look at what you have done to us to welcome new comrades, fat man Why wasn't I treated like this when I was hired by you?"

Gu Wenyu was slowly taking out all the breakfasts he had bought. After hearing the fat man's complaint, he raised his head and glanced at him without changing his face.

The fat man immediately closed his mouth nervously.

"I just told you to clean yourself, not to wear these things."

Looking at Fatty's expression, that grievance is even more grievous than Dou E's, only blood spattered on Bai Ling's snow in June.

After Cai Yang came out, Gu Wenyu let him have breakfast first, but Cai Yang thought it would be better to greet his new colleagues first, so he insisted on letting Gu Wenyu introduce him.

Zhang Xu and Cai Yang have already met, they are half acquaintances, and there are a few young people who are about the same age as Li Libang and Zhang Jia. Judging, I always feel that the energy of these people is very strong, at least not below those intermediate R&D engineers in Qianduli. "

When Tang Wei was introduced, Cai Yang felt that this person was older than himself, so he naturally called "Brother Wei".

Unexpectedly, as soon as he opened his mouth, all IT burst out laughing, Zhang Xu was so happy that he couldn't straighten up while wiping his tears, and the fat man looked like his teeth were swollen and painful. Relationship, he will definitely put him down ass.

"You...you can call me Fatty, everyone calls me that." Tang Wei said awkwardly.

Cai Yang was horrified by the group of people laughing, and slowly came back to it, regretting so much that he almost wanted to bite his own tongue.

After everyone introduced it, Cai Yang began to eat breakfast with peace of mind.

Gu Wenyu prepared very thoughtfully, and even brought a big bowl of steaming ginger soup.After Cai Yang took two sips, he immediately felt his breath cleared up, sweating profusely, and feeling much better.

Seeing all the delicate and delicious breakfasts being brought out, the fat man stretched his neck and drooled while watching, and sighed softly to Xu Yiping: "Tsk tsk, have you ever seen the boss be so gentle to someone? Really, I knew it earlier, I would have hugged the boss's thigh back then, the worst would be to sacrifice my appearance..."

puff--

Xu Yiping was drinking water, couldn't help but spit it out, and quickly found a napkin to wipe the computer screen.

Zhang Xu leaned over and poked the fat man's ass, curled his lips and said, "Come on, if you want to climb on the bed, first lose your back meat, otherwise who would dare to fuck you?"

The fat man rolled his eyes: "You know what a fart, we are called sexy fat! Don't expect extravagance in your life!"

Over there, Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu were having a sweet breakfast. A tall young man who hadn't spoken to him looked at them for a long time, and suddenly said, "From now on, we will increase our expenses again."

"Expenses? Wahaha, is your hairy financial executive about to suffer again?" the fat man laughed.

The young man squinted his eyes dangerously.

The fat man restrained his smile and asked seriously, "What expenses?"

The young man replied: "The boss said that every afternoon, the employees should be properly replenished with energy and provided with the necessary food."

"Oh? Really!" Fatty's eyes lit up, and he thought to himself, since when did this iron cock boss be so kind-hearted, and even pay them extra meals out of the company's pocket! "What kind of food do you have? I suggest buying more jerky to keep you full!"

The young man glanced at the fat man, and almost squeezed out two words: "Jelly."

The fat man was stunned: "Jelly? Can that thing be eaten?!"

The young man raised his eyebrows, and immediately tapped on the keyboard with his slender ten fingers, pressed Enter, and then said unhurriedly: "Well, that's good, Jelly won't have you in the future, just to save A sum of money."

Fatty: ...

The fat man was very resentful, and he vented his anger because of his resentment.It happened that Gu Wenyu had a project to discuss during the day, so the fat man took advantage of the absence of the boss to try to bully Cai Yang to relieve his anger.

Cai Yang was also very depressed. He clearly felt that his new colleagues didn't trust him, and almost never entrusted him with work. At most, he did some symbolic lace work, which was relaxing and boring.

As a result, the two people who were suffocating in their hearts met each other, and it was like a fire from the sky, and it burned instantly.

Hearing the fat man's contempt for him, Cai Yang quit, rolled up his sleeves and unbuttoned his neckline and sat beside the fat man.

The fat man covered his chest in horror, glared at Cai Yang and shouted, "Hey, little classmate Cai Cai, what do you want to do! Fatty, I'm a showman, not a body!"

Cai Yang put the notebook in front of the fat man's computer, and said, "A man is a man who shows his true skills, so much nonsense! Just send me a copy of the program that needs to be adjusted, and we two will make gestures today. Let's see who can find out the error in the shortest time, what do you think?"

The program Cai Yang mentioned was a software program of one of their client companies this morning. Something went wrong when it was running, and they couldn't find the reason, so they found them.This kind of inspection procedure is the most cumbersome and troublesome work, and most people are unwilling to take it. It is extremely time-consuming and wear-resistant to eliminate errors little by little.

The fat man has real skills. When he saw a little rookie dare to challenge his fat man, his heart became very proud. He actually accompanied him with a childish chest. He patted Cai Yang's shoulder earnestly and said: "Little devil, today is the day!" Let me show you what it means to be ginger or old! The younger generation should be more modest and prudent."

Cai Yang didn't play tricks with him, he had already opened the program file and looked at it, and his ten fingers were moving like flying on the keyboard.When facing the display screen, his expression was extremely focused, and his immature face looked extremely calm at this moment. His bright black eyes reflected the light of the screen, giving him an indescribable expression.

The fat man was a little surprised, and quickly threw himself into the investigation process.

The other IT staff in the studio watched enthusiastically, and no one stopped them.

On the one hand, they really wanted to see how much this handsome boy who had their boss swooning was capable of.

On the other hand, he didn't have any normal people in the studio, and all of them were uncomfortable, and they were afraid that the world would not be chaotic.

Cai Yang knew in his heart that whether he could be accepted by these high-spirited IT geniuses as quickly as possible would largely depend on today's performance.

In this line of work, everything must be based on strength.

As long as he thinks that these people are comrades-in-arms, partners, friends, and even confidants who have come all the way with Gu Wenyu, he can't help but feel agitated.

He admits that he likes Gu Wenyu, and wants to walk with him in the next step, so whether he has the qualifications, whether he can really integrate into his world, is not just based on Gu Wenyu's introduction.

Cai Yang's eyes were fixed on the display screen, and his eyes quickly passed through the densely packed program codes. There was already a thin layer of sweat on his forehead, and his fingers gradually became sore...