Roommates are not straight

When Gu Wenyu and Cai Yang appeared at the door of Room 11011, Building L, Area B at the same time, Cai Yang originally thought that he should see three IT sitting on the sofa glaring at him.But who knew, the moment he opened the door, a huge cardboard box filled his eyes.The cardboard box has been opened, and many wooden boards of different lengths protrude in a haphazard manner.

But Li Libang, Zhang Jia, and Guo Mingyuan sat cross-legged on the floor with bare feet, with screwdrivers, hammers, wrenches, and various unknown metal parts piled up beside them, and they were eagerly studying the sheet in front of them. Huge drawings.

For a roommate who has just returned home after a series of energy-intensive events such as exams, snowstorms, train delays, colds, confessions, beeps, the three of them can't even spare the time to look up come out.

"Well, I think this thing should be inserted here, the size is just right." Guo Mingyuan touched his chin and poked a certain place on the drawing with his finger.

"Then where is this plugged in?" Li Libang asked, picking up what looked like a loop-type latch by his left foot.

"The design of this thing is not scientific at all! Since it is so troublesome to assemble, you should number each part, and then write instructions and draw installation diagrams according to the number. What's the matter with stuffing it all in one bag!" Zhang Jia He rubbed his hair in dissatisfaction. It seemed that he had just returned home from overtime work, and the tie was hanging loosely outside the collar of his shirt before he had time to untie it.

"Ahem, I... I'm back!" Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu walked into the room and yelled deliberately when changing shoes in the hallway.

The living room was eerily quiet for a few seconds, Cai Yang lowered his head, ready to be scolded.

Guo Mingyuan raised his head and glanced at Cai Yang first, but his gentle eyes were not focused. He seemed to be thinking about something, then suddenly turned his head and said to Zhang Jia: "Yeah, why didn't they number it? I don't know which manufacturer designed it. of."

Cai Yang: ...

"It's probably because that kid Cai Yang is stingy and bought a bargain." Li Libang looked contemptuous.

"Forget it, don't worry about it so much, let's pack this thing up! It's too unsightly to pile up here in such rags." Zhang Jia tugged at his tie irritably.

So without doing anything, the three ITs immediately acted, and began to dump the contents of the box, and then copied the wrench with the wrench, and screwed the screw with the screw.The work is in full swing, but no one pays attention to Cai Yang.

Gu Wenyu silently glanced at the few ITs that were happily built with building blocks, but went straight into the bathroom without saying a word.

On the way from the train station to home, Gu Wenyu kept silent, and his face still looked forbearing. Cai Yang knew what was going on in his heart like a mirror, so when he watched Gu Wenyu enter the bathroom and close the door, he felt guilty for a while.

As soon as Gu Wenyu left, Cai Yang's aura immediately became arrogant. Seeing that no one was intimidating to him, he directly stepped forward and patted Li Libang's pouting buttocks. Say hello to Cai Yang's head.

Cai Yang dodged the attack in time, kicked a piece of wood that Li Libang took out from the box and asked, "What are you doing? Are you making a spaceship?"

Li Libang glanced at him strangely and said, "Didn't you buy this thing? Why are you still asking us?"

"I bought it?" Cai Yang was confused, stared at the box, and glanced at the parts of different shapes in the hands of the three ITs, "When did I buy it?!"

"Didn't you buy the bed? It was delivered early this morning. At that time, you had already gone out for the exam, so we signed for it for you." Guo Mingyuan screwed on a screw and said slowly, "I remember you told us that you Ordered a bed online."

bed? !

Cai Yang recalled it carefully, and he was sure that the picture he saw on the Internet was a two-meter-by-two-meter double-decker bed with a rather domineering shape.But looking at the odds and ends in front of me again, I thought that what I bought was a bed and not a Transformer, what kind of international joke is this? !

"This... how can this be a bed?"

Zhang Jia tapped on a line of words on the carton, and saw a few eye-catching characters on it: Puzzle-type multifunctional assembled bed.

Cai Yang: ...

What does multifunctional mean?Can you transform?

At this time, Gu Wenyu came out of the bathroom, his face was obviously much calmer than when he just entered the door.

"Gu Wenyu, are you back to live? That's great. You see, Cai Yang just bought a bed and it arrived today. Let's try to assemble it tonight, so you don't have to be crowded with Cai Yang in the future." Senior Brother Guo He said with a smile, and wiped the sweat from his forehead with the hand holding the screwdriver.

bed? !

Gu Wenyu turned his head and looked at Cai Yang.

Cai Yang felt that he had done something wrong, and hurriedly explained in a low voice: "I... I bought this many days ago..."

Zhang Jia paused for a while while installing the boards, looked at Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu meaningfully, and said to Gu Wenyu with a smile: "Actually, we should have bought a bed when you first came. Anyway, there is an empty room. The reason is that you share the same rent with others."

"I'm fine." Gu Wenyu said lightly.

"But we can't do it! Our conscience has been deeply condemned!" Li Libang patted his chest with a wrench while interjecting. "We've known each other for not a day or two, why are you being polite to us! Cai Yang, what do you think?"

Cai Yang rolled his eyes, secretly cursing that this guy's conscience was eaten by a dog long ago, and he hit him with a wrench just now.But when Li Libang asked, Cai Yang didn't know how to answer, and he couldn't say that he just wanted to sleep in the same room with Gu Wenyu.

"It's very late today, let's talk about it later." Gu Wenyu said again.

Cai Yang quickly echoed: "Yes, yes, it's so late, and you have to go to work tomorrow, you go to sleep, this thing can't be pretended for three to five days!"

"Oh, don't worry about it, let's see if my brothers make it right for you. Just wait a while and sleep on this big bed!" Li Libang promised solemnly.

Gu Wenyu frowned slightly as he watched several people assemble the bed, then glanced at the stairs leading upstairs, then at the door of the empty room, and then roughly measured the width of the bed with his eyes. It is determined not to lift it up.

He was very puzzled, the three people in front of him seemed to be of high IQ, how could they do such a stupid thing.

But doubts are doubts, Gu Wenyu remained silent, and he was not in a good mood to remind them.This bed is a headache. It seems that Cai Yang will live separately from him for the time being, but he doesn't want to miss the body that fascinated him tonight. He can't be satisfied anyway.

How much I want to pull the person next to me into my arms to kiss and then take off his clothes...

Gu Wenyu thought about it, a little dazed.

But fortunately, he has always had a paralyzed face in front of outsiders, so it won't make people see anything strange.

However, Gu Wenyu's beautiful daze didn't last long before he was interrupted by Cai Yang's voice.

Cai Yang circled around the three people who were busy working, and then slapped his legs and laughed wow haha: "Are you all right? You are assembling here! Then how do you carry it into the house when it is finished?"

Gu Wenyu: ...

The other three ITs were taken aback for a moment, and then their facial expressions changed in various ways, which was very exciting for a while.

Zhang Jia thought angrily: Oops, I have been secretly paying attention to the movements between Gu Wenyu and Cai Yang just now, but I didn't notice such a big oolong!what a shame.

Guo Mingyuan rubbed his chin and sighed in his heart: Are you really old? You didn't even think about such a basic problem.It seems that not being able to leave the country is really a big blow to me. Hey, listen to the sound of broken dreams...

Li Libang continued to twist the wrench sullenly: It's strange, why does Cai Yang look at Gu Wenyu's plague god with such strange eyes?And when they entered the door just now, they were holding hands, right? Although I pretended not to see it, they really came in holding hands...

Cai Yang laughed and laughed, and finally noticed that the atmosphere was abnormal, so he stopped laughing, only his stomach rumbled.

He rubbed his stomach and subconsciously went to see Gu Wenyu.

"Have you eaten so late?" Zhang Jia glanced at the clock on the wall and frowned.

"I didn't have time for the exam."

"Then why are you back so late?" Li Libang asked, keeping his eyes on Gu Wenyu, only to see that the IT guru had already quietly fled to the kitchen, holding an apron and tying it around his body. "We thought you went straight to dinner after the exam."

Cai Yangxin asked where the food would come from, but he didn't want to explain. Seeing that the three people were moving parts and going upstairs, he reluctantly glanced at the kitchen, and followed up to help. .

It's just that this help didn't last long, and he made excuses and slipped down again.

Gu Wenyu had already started preparing food in the kitchen, and he didn't know what he was doing, only heard a rush and powerful sound of chopping vegetables coming from inside.

Cai Yang tiptoed into the kitchen, poked his head out to peek at what Gu Wenyu was doing, and saw the cabbage on the chopping board that had been cut into mud.

"Help me get two eggs, in the refrigerator." Gu Wenyu said with his back to Cai Yang, his voice sounded very calm.

Cai Yang immediately opened the refrigerator and took two eggs, walked to Gu Wenyu's side, inexplicably nervous.Gu Wenyu was wearing that pink flowered apron, and his tight waist line was pierced by the apron. Instead of looking ridiculous, it looked sexy.Cai Yang couldn't bear to swallow his saliva, he stood behind Gu Wenyu and asked in a hoarse voice, "Can you beat the eggs in a bowl for you?"

Gu Wenyu responded softly: "Yes."

Cai Yang was immediately encouraged, and looked up and down the cupboard to find a bowl.He never cared about the kitchen. He had no idea where the kitchen utensils and utensils were placed. After searching several places, he found a stack of white porcelain bowls in the upper cabinet. He was stretching his arms to take them when he suddenly felt a hot breath on the back of his neck. , and then her waist tightened, and she was hugged from behind.

Because the two had just established a relationship, Cai Yang was still not used to such intimacy, his body froze, and his heart was beating non-stop.

Gu Wenyu hugged Cai Yang like this without saying a word, then wrapped his arms around his waist, helped him take down the porcelain bowl with the other hand, and then cracked an egg into the bowl with his hand.

The snow-white porcelain bowl and golden eggs look crystal clear under the soft light of the kitchen.

Cai Yang's hand held by Gu Wenyu trembled a little. When Gu Wenyu wanted to beat the second egg in the same way, Cai Yang wanted to withdraw his hand, but Gu Wenyu caught him.

"Don't move, eggs like this are more delicious when beaten." Gu Wenyu turned his head and whispered in Cai Yang's ear. He didn't let go of his arms around his waist, and then took a pair of chopsticks and put them in Cai Yang's hands. Continue to hold his hand, and slowly stir with chopsticks, the speed is very slow at first, and then speed up a little bit, until the two clearly separated eggs in the bowl are broken up little by little, and finally merged into one.