Roommates are not straight

Cai Yang felt a splitting headache when he opened his eyes.

He blinked, blinked again, and stared at the familiar ceiling in a daze for half an hour.

Immediately afterwards, last night's explosive scenes were quickly read by the brain that was gradually recovering from alcohol anesthesia...

However, while the CPU was running like crazy, almost scalding hot, there was nothing on the dull display.

A certain unemployed IT lay sprawled on the big bed that he occupied alone, staring calmly at the black spot on a light bulb on the chandelier on the ceiling, and his inner activities were as follows: Nima actually drank too much and finished drinking Later, when I met Gu Wenyu, he actually ate him, ate him, swallowed him after eating, swallowed it, swallowed it!I actually swallowed it all! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !God, give me a knife, hurry up, hurry up, don't waste a second, stab me to death, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I don't want to live anymore, I'm ashamed to see people! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

(The above code loops infinitely)

At this time, the door opened, Li Libang probed in and asked with a smile:

"Cai Yang, the newly bought charcoal-roasted turkey legs, if you want, I will cut some for you." He said and pulled out a sharp kitchen knife from behind.

Cai Yang: ...

In the next second, Li Libang, who was well-intentioned as a donkey, was hit in the face by a pillow from Cai Yang who suddenly jumped up, and he was kicked out with a deafening yell, "Damn! Don't come into Lao Tzu's room if you have nothing to do in the future!"

At the same time, a software studio a few kilometers away in City B.

Zhang Xu stacked a pile of documents in front of him, then grabbed Xu Yiping who had just finished adjusting the program and was about to start the H manga business, and pressed him on the chair beside him to let him emerge from the mountain-high pile of documents together with him. Eyes, peeking at the boss opposite.

Xu Yiping muttered dissatisfiedly: "Why did you pull me here again, I finished adjusting the program... Ugh!"

"Hush—" Zhang Xu hurriedly covered Xu Yiping's mouth, and winked at him, telling him to look at his boss.

"Boss, what's the matter, something has been wrong since this morning."

"It didn't start until this morning. Look, this is the program that the boss compiled after he came back at midnight last night..." As he spoke, Zhang Xu stretched out his paw and clicked the mouse, calling out a source code file for Xu Yiping to read.

Xu Yiping looked straight: "Are you sure this is a code...not gibberish?"

Zhang Xu shrugged, spread his hands, and continued, "Yesterday I drove all night, and you didn't know. The boss almost scared me to death when he walked in. Just poke a carrot on his nose, and he'll be a snowman!"

"Snowman? The snow wasn't too heavy yesterday..."

"But I can't stand the boss standing still downstairs for hours!"

"No way... Why did the boss get stimulated? No, the business has been going well recently. I heard that there was a big deal signed yesterday morning."

Zhang Xu gave Xu Yiping a hard look, thinking that this bastard's mind is full of cotton except for codes and two-dimensional big-breasted beauties.

"Since it's not a career issue, then it's a relationship issue!" Zhang Xu stroked his chin and squinted his eyes, with a gossip smile on his lips: "Let me tell you, this time it's either a breakup or a success."

In the next few days, the black clouds in the sky were not shaken by a single bit.The vast masses of people in the imperial capital live in the shadow of the orange warning signal of the rare blizzard every day.

Because of the influence of the magical Mayan prophecy, people counted down the countdown to the winter solstice in their hearts, from panic all day long, to waking up early in the morning to find that there was no snow, to complaining about the weather bureau on the Internet and other fucking nonsense Gossip, in the end, with a numb expression, he directly deleted the early warning text message that arrived every day, and then he did what he should do, eating, drinking, lassing, belching and farting.

But Cai Yang buried himself in the sea of ​​study in the past few days, kept his head and eyes closed, kept his ears shut and read only English books.Frantically memorizing vocabulary, doing reading, practicing oral English, and writing essays, just to suppress the weird pictures that keep playing back in my head.

It's not that Cai Yang never thought of completely deleting these pictures from his mind, but those things seem to have become a very stubborn virus, even using 380 destructive deletion software will not help.They will always be temporarily blocked after he is exhausted, and then will revive in the program disk of his brain again in the morning of the next day, reflecting the brilliant dark clouds, messing up all logic.

Sure enough, some things should not be looked at indiscriminately. After seeing them, one can't help doing them, and after doing them, one can't help but think about them.

So Cai Yang jumped to his computer the next day after he got drunk, and deleted a dozen G-sized folders named "pian" in a hidden program folder under the C drive. The day of the exam was coming soon, Cai Yang belatedly remembered that he seemed to have chosen a rather biased test center, and he hadn’t noticed it before, but today he went online to check the details, and his face was almost green.

The place where birds don't lay eggs has almost reached the junction of Hebei and the imperial capital. Cai Yang thinks it's really amazing that a TOEFL test center can be set up there.

The subway was not available, the bus was too late, and it was painful to take a taxi. Cai Yang felt that he was a tragedy.In the end, he had to use his killer stunt of a humanoid search engine to find the precious information that the examination room was next to a small train station.He went to check the train information again, and finally found an extremely slow train with no one on it that was almost abandoned. Before entering Hebei, he would stop at that platform for a few minutes.

This car departs from city B at six o'clock every morning, and it takes less than two hours to get there.Cai Yang did the math, then looked at the ticket price, and found that it was quite reliable, so he immediately went to buy a train ticket for the day of the exam.

Everything was ready, the night before the exam, Cai Yang did a set of mock test questions, and then climbed into bed early to sleep.

Before going to sleep, he caught a glimpse of the stuffed chicken and duck on the bed that he had neglected for many days. Cai Yang grabbed it and ravaged it. Here, come, give Ye Le one! Let you see the strength of Ye!"

However, no one expected that the blizzard, which never came out after a thousand calls, came quietly just on the day when a certain unlucky IT went out to catch the train.

During the day, the signs were not very obvious. There were only a few small snowflakes in the sky. Cai Yang arrived at the examination room as planned, and then he was locked in the computer room for several hours, without noticing when the small snowflakes outside the window were. Turned into heavy snow.

The exam was over in the morning, but the return train was not until 04:30 in the afternoon. Cai Yang decided to go back by car, but he waited on the platform for almost an hour and no train came. He called the Passenger Transport Center for consultation. It is said that the train was stopped because of heavy snowfall and received a warning from the meteorological station.

Cai Yang scolded grandma in his heart, and said to himself when the scum at the weather station was ever reliable. Although the snow is a bit bigger, it may not be a disaster. You actually use chicken feathers as arrows.However, there was nothing he could do about cursing, so he had to turn around and walk to the train station. Cai Yang couldn't help but heaved a sigh of relief when he found out that the train was not cancelled, so he bought a ticket and sat obediently in the station, wearing it in his pocket. Hat began to wait for the bus.

In the icy and snowy world, the heat preservation measures at the station are not good, probably because there are really few people coming, and there is not much heating. The temperature inside and outside the platform is not much different. The only advantage is that it can also block the wind and snow.

However, Cai Yang got up too early today, he was already sleepy, and coupled with the nervousness of the morning, he fell asleep while waiting.When he woke up again, he was woken up by the cold, and his heart skipped a beat at that moment. After his heart said, must it be frozen?Then he sniffed his nose, and his face turned black. Sure enough, his nose was blocked, and his head was a little dizzy. Then he rubbed his forehead, and he had an ominous premonition.

Fortunately, the train came not long after he woke up, and he jumped on the train tremblingly.

I knew that there weren't many customers in this car, but it's not so rare. Anyway, it's coming to Beijing...

After Cai Yang got into the car, he realized that the compartment he was in was almost empty. In winter, it gets dark quickly, and with the cloudy clouds and heavy snow on the ground, it was even darker outside the window.憷.

Cai Yang shrank his neck, picked the cleanest seat in the filthy carriage and sat down, and soon fell into a drowsy sleep again.