Roommates are not straight

Cai Yang slept well last night, and his new roommate slept very well, sticking tightly to the edge of the bed, leaving him a lot of space to stretch his feet and dry his arms. He was very satisfied with this, and thought he was still in control of the ownership of the room.

When he woke up, Gu Wenyu was gone, and the quilt was neatly folded.Cai Yang stumbled out of the room with a chicken coop on his head, and found that the whole house was quiet, as if no one was there.

"Hey, hello! Where's the person?" Cai Yang called a few times, but he didn't get a response. He suddenly felt that something was wrong. At this moment, his eyes fell on a post-it note stuck on the TV, so he hurried over to look at it. Character.

The handwriting is like a dog crawling, it can be seen that it was left by Li Libang.

Cai Yang squinted his eyes and struggled to identify, only to see two sentences written on it:

The first sentence is——

Supervisor Yin notified temporarily that he was going to the company today.

The second sentence is——

run!You are going to be late!aha~

Cai Yang froze for a second, then rushed out as if someone had fired a cannon on his ass, ran to the bathroom, wiped his face with cold water, grabbed his laptop, got on his shoes, and ran out the door , while dressing in the elevator, he cursed Li Libang in his heart, and secretly swore that as soon as he saw him, he would beat him to death until his mother and father couldn't recognize him!

Originally, for the convenience of going to work, the house that Guo Mingyuan rented to a few people was very close to the subway station, but at this time Cai Yang was not so lucky to squeeze the subway. In order not to be late for the first day of the internship, he gritted his teeth, cruelly stopped one Ministry of Taxi.Cai Yang was about to have a heart attack as he looked at the meter jumping up and down. One morning, more than 200 yuan was lost for no reason. He felt as if someone had dug a piece of flesh out of his heart, so The resentment towards Li Libang was even stronger.

Coincidentally, Cai Yang just got off the taxi, and Li Libang and Zhang Jia on the other side just got out of the subway station dressed like dogs.Cai Yang squinted his eyes, and rushed through the work crowd almost the moment he saw Li Libang——

Li Libang was talking to Zhang Jia with his head turned sideways, when he suddenly felt a fluffy thing rushing into his arms, hitting him almost fell to the ground, and then his neck was strangled by others!

"Damn you bastard! Bad man! How dare you not call me Lao Tzu! You know today is the first day of work and you still don't call me Lao Tzu! Do you want Lao Tzu to lose his job?! Damn, I'll strangle you! strangle you bastard!" !" Cai Yang gritted his teeth and cursed furiously, twisting Li Libang's neck without hesitation.

Li Libang almost lost his breath, and his face turned purple. In a hurry, he turned over forcefully and pressed Cai Yang under him. He was stronger than Cai Yang, and he burst out of strength when he was in a desperate situation, so it was very difficult. He quickly turned the situation around, saved his poor neck from Cai Yang's claws, subdued him, and pinned him firmly to the ground, unable to move.

The two of them tossing around in broad daylight quickly attracted the attention of passers-by, but fortunately this is a high-tech new area, and there are relatively few residents around. Most of the people passing by here are white-collar workers rushing to work. There were a lot of aunts and aunts shopping for vegetables, so it didn't cause too much disturbance.

However, it still attracted the attention of nearby security personnel.

A young man in uniform ran over with a walkie-talkie and asked vigilantly, "What's wrong here? What are you doing? Hey...separate quickly! Do you hear me?"

Cai Yang still had a fire in his heart, as long as Li Libang relaxed a little bit, he would immediately fight back, so that Li Libang didn't dare to let him go easily, and the two remained at a stalemate like this.

The security guy felt that his authority had been greatly challenged, so he narrowed his eyes a little, picked up the walkie-talkie and prepared to call someone to arrest these two ignorant guys.

Zhang Jia glanced at the two bastards on the ground, pushed his glasses speechlessly, reached out to block the walkie-talkie that the security guy had brought to his mouth, and smiled apologetically at him: "I'm sorry comrade, my brother has epilepsy Crazy, my friend is helping him control his illness, we will leave when he recovers in a while, and we won't cause you any trouble."

"Goat epilepsy?" The security guy looked at Cai Yang suspiciously, "It doesn't look like..."

The smile on Zhang Jia’s face suddenly disappeared, his eyes stared sharply at the security guard through the bright lenses, and he said seriously: “The intermittent biceps twitch caused by repeated and sudden excessive discharge of brain neurons, I will not take my brother kid's health."

The security guy shivered from the sudden cold stare, felt that the gentle young man wearing glasses in front of him didn't seem to be lying, and couldn't help feeling ashamed for poking someone's sore spot, so he smiled awkwardly, "Then... Do you need me to help you contact the hospital?"

Zhang Jia still stared at the security guy indifferently, without saying a word, but secretly observed the couple lying on the ground from the corner of his eye. Seeing that Cai Yang seemed to have finally regained his senses and calmed down, he walked over to help him up, and said lightly. To the petrified Uniform: "No thanks. My brother hates the smell of medicine in the hospital!"

After finishing speaking, he quickly dragged Cai Yang away without waiting for everyone to speak. Li Libang behind him stood up and dusted off his body, made a grimace in front of everyone, and then followed.

The security guy, who was still dazed by Zhang Jia's sharp eyes, looked at the three people who had turned the corner, and couldn't help but secretly feel lucky for that poor epileptic child.

He really has a great older brother!

Finally came to a secluded place where no one was around, Zhang Jia shook off Cai Yang's hand, looked at the time on the phone, and said to him: "We still have 15 minutes to see you go crazy, tell me, what's going on? "

Cai Yang's eyes widened in disbelief. He originally thought that Zhang Jia was a reasonable and promising young man, but he didn't expect to be with Li Libang, playing tricks on others behind his back and pretending to be an innocent little lolita ,Is this interesting!

"You know what good things you have done! Fortunately, I woke up in time, otherwise it would be too late to take a taxi!"

Li Libang was caressing his neck at first, when he heard Cai Yang's words, he was slightly taken aback, and then burst out laughing out of nowhere!He stomped his feet while laughing, bent over with laughter, and even had tears in his eyes!

Cai Yang looked at Li Libang's cowardly behavior, and suddenly, the anger that was pent up in his heart dissipated in an instant.

Ya is a lunatic, what do you think you are competing with a lunatic!

Zhang Jia couldn't stand it anymore, and couldn't help but kicked Li Libang's backside, cursing: "Smiling fart! Can you talk?"

Li Libang finally stopped laughing, but he still twitched, forced out a few words, pointed at Cai Yang and said, "You... you don't know... you really came by... a taxi...? "

Cai Yang didn't want to talk to the pervert, so he lowered his head and straightened the wrinkles on his clothes, not even bothering to look at him.

Zhang Jia seemed to have grasped the point of the problem, impatient Li Libang was jumping out word by word, and asked Cai Yang: "Yes, Cai Yang, why are you here today?"

Cai Yang was taken aback, what are you talking about!Of course he came to work!

Zhang Jia asked again: "Director Yin of our team informed us in advance yesterday that he will come to report today. Why, your team also moved ahead of schedule?"

As soon as Zhang Jia's words came out of his mouth, Li Libang couldn't help but spit again.

There is really such a stupid person in this world. He wrote a teasing note on a whim last night. He didn't expect it to be successful. Unexpectedly, this rookie is so stupid...and he fell for it!What a dish!How worthy of his surname!

Cai Yang was a little silly. He suddenly remembered that he and Zhang Jia and Li Libang had been assigned to different work groups, and his supervisor... didn't seem to be named Yin...

As a result, his more than 200 yuan was completely in vain.Oh no, it should be said that there is still a certain value, that is, to make Li Libang, a bastard, happy for a whole day.

But Li Libang also paid a certain price for this.

Thanks to Cai Yang, he left a few light-colored red marks on his neck. When the supervisor asked, he said that it was scratched by the cat at home, but the supervisor just smiled meaningfully, as kind as an elder He patted him on the shoulder and said to him: "Young man, I can understand, but you still have to pay attention to the heat, your body is important."

Li Libang felt very inexplicable, and stared blankly at the supervisor, wondering what he was talking about.

Zhang Jia, who was sitting in the cubicle next to him, was adding sugar to the coffee, when he heard this, his hands trembled accidentally, and he put the whole bag of sugar into it.

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PS: This story is adapted from a real person. The five IT beauties are all good friends of Papaya, and the wireless network password they use when they live together is that~~ and two of them really sleep in the same bed oh~~

Not a papaya exaggeration! XD