Roommates are not straight

After a simple lunch, Cai Yang took Gu Wenyu and said he wanted to go out for a walk.The euphemistic name is to let Gu Wenyu experience the style of the northern country, but it's only November, and the snow hasn't fallen yet, so where does the style come from?It's just an excuse.He just couldn't bear the eyes of his mother looking at Gu Wenyu like he was looking at high-quality pork in the vegetable market.

Gu Wenyu didn't have any objections, he was only responsible for listening to Cai Yang's arrangement, and by the way, he helped Cai Yang's mother wash the dishes and brush the dishes while Cai Yang was sitting and researching the itinerary.

Cai Yang pondered for a long time, and decided to take Gu Wenyu to the famous local pedestrian street first. Although the city he lives in is not a tourist scenic spot, this century-old street is somewhat famous anyway.Moreover, there are not only all kinds of Northeast snacks on the pedestrian street, but also because this is a border province adjacent to Russia, there are many Russian specialties, which are more exotic.

No matter how bad it is, if the two men are really bored to go shopping, it is close to the business circle, and you can stop by to watch movies or something...

Cai Yang had planned everything well, and was turning around to greet people, but found that Gu Wenyu was no longer in the kitchen, and only Cai Yang's mother was in the kitchen happily humming a ditty while cooking soup with her back turned to him.

He turned his head in another direction, stretched his neck to look into the study, and found that his roommate was being brought over by his father to play Lianliankan online together.

Cai Yang: ... ==

He was really speechless to his parents!

Finally, Cai Yang rushed into the house with a long face, grabbed Gu Wenyu, and rescued him from his father's clutches.

Cai Yang's mother saw her son actively shouting to go out with friends, and she couldn't help but sigh that the child has finally grown up and understands some human relations, and knows that he must do his best as a landlord!And most importantly, know how to win people's hearts!I just told him that I want to introduce Xiao Gu to his cousin, and this kid has acted so soon!

You're not stupid, kid!

So Cai Yang's mother watched the chicken soup for dinner, while doing a powerful brain supplement, and then sent the two of them out with great enthusiasm.

After finally escaping from home, Cai Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

When he was walking towards the bus platform, he took a peek at Gu Wenyu, and found that Gu Wenyu was still on the ground with a paralyzed face for thousands of years, and followed him silently.

Cai Yang felt that he should show it, so he said, "Gu Wenyu..."

Then there is no more text.

Gu Wenyu:?

Cai Yang: "Actually, you don't have to be so polite when you come to my house. In the past, when Li Libang and Zhang Jia came to my house to eat, they might not be able to wash the dishes and sweep the floor. You don't have to do this. Really, my house is not so particular..."

"It's okay." Gu Wenyu decisively interrupted Cai Yang's rambling, "I'm used to it anyway."

When Cai Yang heard Gu Wenyu's words, his face became embarrassing.

Is this a disguised condemnation for never doing housework before? ! !

But when you think about it, Cai Yang has really lived a fairy life without touching the spring water since he was in the same room with Gu Wenyu.The clothes are washed, the sheets are changed, the table is wiped, the floor is swept, and every now and then you can have a delicious meal...

But this can't be blamed on him, who told him that Gu Wenyu couldn't stand it before he felt that the house was messy and dusty, and wanted to do it?

So, if two people live together, whoever has the stronger endurance will win!

But after all, Gu Wenyu is not a relative of the family, so there should be some bottom line, right?Cai Yang felt more and more that he had gone too far before, and when he returned, he must correct his mistakes and become a man who stood upright in the hall and in the kitchen.

Just as he was thinking wildly, he suddenly heard the roar of an engine behind him.

Cai Yang stared, looked back, and then saw the bus they were supposed to take whizzing past him!

At this time, there is still a long distance from the bus stop, and seeing that the bus is about to stop at the stop, it is estimated that Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu will drive away after they rush over, so Cai Yang is in a hurry!

His home is not very close to the city center, and it will take at least half an hour to wait for this bus. If he misses this, it will probably take nearly an hour here for nothing, so what's the use of it?It's getting dark!

So Cai Yang ran after the bus butt, forgetting that there was Gu Wenyu behind him.

After running for nearly 200 meters, Cai Yang was out of breath and watched the distance between himself and the bus getting farther and farther. He was frustrated and remembered Gu Wenyu at the same time, so he turned around and found that Gu Wenyu was running beside him , seeing Cai Yang turned his face to look at him, he asked without taking a breath, "What are you running for?"

"The car... the car..." Cai Yang pointed at the car in front of him as if he was dying, while still running, "Chasing...chasing...otherwise it will take more than half an hour...to..."

Therefore, the disadvantages of technical geeks are very obvious at this time.

It's just that Cai Yang doesn't understand, why does Gu Wenyu, who is also a technical nerd, seem to have such strong stamina?I've never seen him go to any fitness club...

"Which car do you want to take?" Gu Wenyu asked.

"Yes...that's the one..." Cai Yang felt that he had reached the limit of his body.

Forget it, if you can’t make it, you can’t make it, and if you can’t get there, take a taxi... Although it’s very expensive... very expensive...

For a certain foodie, except for throwing money on food, he is stingy to an outrageous degree.As for this point, Gu Wenyu, who is his roommate, knows it all too well.

Seeing those big eyes that were anxiously watching the bus that had already stopped at the platform and was about to leave slowly, filled with despair, remorse, heartache, heartache and many other emotions, Gu Wenyu couldn't help but twitched the corners of his mouth, and then turned the back of his body. Throwing his satchel to Cai Yang, he said, "Hurry up and catch up."

Then, with a "whoosh", it disappeared!

Cai Yang swears to God, he never exaggerated!

It was really a "whoosh", and I saw Gu Wenyu rushing out, directly chasing the bus that had started slowly and began to accelerate gradually.

Although the car is accelerating, the distance between Gu Wenyu and the car is shrinking at a speed visible to the naked eye...

"I'm going... so fucking fierce!" Cai Yang cursed in a low voice, and then the potential in his body burst out under the stimulation of this sharp contrast that almost despises personality!The two long legs also jumped up and down, but they gradually caught up!

The driver of the bus was a bold man. He saw two young people chasing the car in the rearview mirror, and he didn't want to answer it at first. After all, it was against the traffic regulations for the car to leave the platform and then open the door to pick up passengers.

But who would have thought that these two boys are still stubborn!Even when he had already begun to accelerate, he still persisted in catching up!And the speed of running at the head is really fast!It doesn't matter if you don't admire it!

"Hey! Boy! All right, you! You can catch up!" The driver uncle opened the front door, yelled at the outside, and then took a look around to make sure that there were no traffic police and electronic eyes before slowing down the speed. Slowly down.

Gu Wenyu noticed that the car was slowing down, so he stepped up two more steps, caught up with the car door, jumped into the car with his long legs, his body swayed due to inertia, but quickly stabilized, and then turned to look at Cai Yang.

Cai Yang couldn't bear it at first, but when he saw that the speed of the car was slowing down, he regained hope, so he gritted his teeth and ran a few steps quickly. In the dark, he felt his arms tense, and he was pulled into the car!paralyzed in someone's arms.

"Finally... finally caught up..." Cai Yang was dragged half full and half full by Gu Wenyu like a dead dog, so he didn't fall down like soft mud. , but he is not idle, and still talks, "Ticket... ticket... I... I will buy it..."

Because this station is not too far from the departure station, so there is no one on the bus, Gu Wenyu got Cai Yang to the nearest empty seat, and ignored him still struggling to get his change, so he went to put in coins With two crisp jingling bells, two one-dollar coins were thrown into the cash box, and a certain rookie IT just took out two crumpled one-dollar bills from his bag, holding them in his paws and looking at them resentfully. Gu Wenyu: "It's all agreed, I'll buy it..."

The car started staggeringly, and Gu Wenyu came to Cai Yang with the support of the car seat and the railing. Only then did Cai Yang realize that he was not as relaxed as he seemed, his face was covered with sweat, and he was breathing heavily. Although he is not as useless as Cai Yang, obviously after the life-threatening car chase just now, it is enough for him.

The two looked at each other, one was still panting heavily, the other was breathing steadily and did not speak, at this moment the uncle driver was amused, and scolded with a Northeast accent, "Oh my god, I see you are so tired! What are you doing! Do you have to catch up? Can’t wait for the next shift? How dangerous is this car chasing while driving! Turn around and get under the wheels of the car! That’s no joke!”

Hearing the uncle's swearing and caring words in secret, Cai Yang licked his lips, looked up at Gu Wenyu, and imitated the words: "Exactly! Do you have to catch up? Look so tired!" Put sweat, arms limply on the back of the chair, so tired that the whole person leaned on it.

It's just tiring, but...it's really exciting! !

This kind of complete exhaustion that almost exhausted all the energy in the whole body after such a wild run made people feel an extremely comfortable and transparent feeling in their hearts!

If I had to describe it in one word, it would be: Cool!

Gu Wenyu looked at someone lazily slumped on the seat, who was complaining insincerely with curled lips and eyes bent, couldn't help but smile slightly, then thought about it, took out the phone and pressed it a few times, and held it in his hand , I don't know whether it was intentional or unintentional, and moved the hand holding the mobile phone towards Cai Yang.

"Didn't you say that if you can't make it, you will have to wait for more than half an hour?" Gu Wenyu asked.

"Stupid you! It's fine if you don't fight..."

"Taxis are very expensive. You said that you should save money."

"That's what I said..." Cai Yang dodged his eyes, but immediately found the words, "But... we can also make other cars, just change it a few more times..."

"Transfer?" Gu Wenyu raised his eyebrows slightly, "Is it going to be early in the morning again?"

Hearing that Gu Wenyu was mocking the embarrassing thing about booking a plane ticket to Banna, Cai Yang couldn't find anything to refute, so he could only stare at Gu Wenyu dryly, as if staring just like that would give him confidence.

Gu Wenyu looked back calmly, and then the two stared at each other for a while, and finally found that the other party was sweating profusely and had disheveled hair, looking as embarrassed as possible, almost at the same time, couldn't help it Laughing together, and laughing louder and louder, almost turned the excitement that was still in the body after running wildly into unscrupulous laughter, and released it in the empty car...

In the end, Cai Yang laughed so hard that tears came out, and his chest was so painful that it felt like it was being torn apart. He forced himself to stop, panting and said, "But you are really good, why are you running so fast? Physical strength Not bad! I haven’t seen you how to exercise usually.”

"Yunnan is high in altitude, and you won't realize it if you stay for a short time. After a long time, you will find that your physical strength will be exhausted faster than in the plains." Gu Wenyu explained, "So it feels very easy to run here..."

"Oh? There is still this effect? ​​Ha, isn't that the same principle as Superman? Isn't it because of the high density of the planet that he became awesome on Earth?" Cai Yang couldn't help teasing.

"Well, you can say that." Gu Wenyu replied seriously.

"Hey, don't you know how to be humble? Although you are a great god, you must have a normal heart!"

"Great God? What kind of God?" Gu Wenyu didn't know his lofty status in Cai Yang's mind, let alone this internet buzzword, so he asked.

Cai Yang lazily did not answer, and only then did he realize that Gu Wenyu did not sit down, but stood beside him, so that he needed to look up, which made Cai Yang feel very awkward.

"Hey, sit down, how tired you are!" Cai Yang pointed to the front seat with his chin.

"It is not suitable to rest immediately after strenuous exercise."

"Oh? Then why did you let me sit!"

Gu Wenyu looked at Cai Yang slowly, and then said seriously: "Because you can't stand up."

Cai Yang: "..."

So the rookie who was blocked and speechless began to find fault, and said: "Hey, you stand so high, I have to look up at you when I talk to you, I'm so exhausted!"

Gu Wenyu leaned down a little and asked, "How about this?"

Cai Yang continued to find fault: "No, no, no... It's still hard work, you have to be shorter..."

"Is that so?" Gu Wenyu simply didn't help the armrest on the bus, but grabbed the beam on the back of Cai Yang's seat, and leaned over again.

"No! You sit down quickly..."

"That's it?"

At this moment, Gu Wenyu simply supported the backs of Cai Yang's chairs one in front of the other, then stepped back a few steps, bent slightly, supported his upper body with his arms, and lowered his head.Such a position just completely encloses Cai Yang between the two seats. As long as Cai Yang raises his head slightly, the two people's faces are so close that their noses can almost touch the tips of their noses... But for some reason, a certain IT didn't Remind this to the people below.

So, the moment Cai Yang raised his head, he unpreparedly met his eyes, and his light breath almost brushed against his lips.

Cai Yang's heart suddenly beat violently, but strangely, he didn't rush to escape this time.He just swallowed the non-existent saliva, and asked dryly: "Hey...you are too close to this, brother..."

Gu Wenyu looked at Cai Yang extremely quietly, his forehead hair drooping due to lowering his head covered his unusually bright eyes at the moment, and he didn't speak, just watched quietly like that, until he saw someone panicked, fainted, and dazed ...

Doodle.

At this time, Gu Wenyu's cell phone, which he had been holding in his hand, suddenly heard a notification sound, breaking the awkward atmosphere.

Gu Wenyu glanced at the phone, then slowly straightened up.

Cai Yang secretly heaved a sigh of relief, feeling that invisible pressure was gone.He quietly raised his eyes to look at Gu Wenyu, and found that the other party had already turned all his attention to the phone, and he couldn't help feeling a little disappointed.

But then, he discovered a strange problem!

Because Gu Wenyu looked at the phone, unexpectedly... suddenly blushed!

Could it be that...you are texting a woman? ! !

The Story of Gaoqi Farm のObservation Diary of the Farm Owner ([-])

It's been weird lately.

Originally, the animals on the farm were all fat and ready to be slaughtered for meat, but who knew, several animals disappeared one after another a few days ago!

I am very unhappy.Very unhappy.

Sitting on the big rock at the gate of the farm with his chin propped up, holding a sharpened knife, he waited and waited, and finally a duck and a chicken came back.

Well, although there is much less meat than cattle, sheep and dogs, it is better to have it than nothing...

So I rushed to the chicken and duck!

Who knew that just as he ran to the front and was about to strike the knife, the duck suddenly fell to the ground with a bang!

Nima Duck is actually dead? !

Nima is not bird flu!

Eh?It seems... not dead yet?

Well, let's observe and observe...

I put away the knife and was amazed to see that the duck was dragged away by the chicken.

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