Roommates are not straight

It is said that Cai Yang ran out of the hotel that night, wearing a hotel bathrobe with bare feet, holding a pile of clothes, and after looking for it, he found that the jacket with the wallet was not brought out.This is a good time, I don't have a dime on me, and I don't know where to go.

Passers-by on the road would look at him in horror when they saw him, even if they weren't pointing at him, they would talk about it.What was even more frightening was that he found a small public security police car parked on the side of the road, flashing its two headlights vigorously, as if it was about to drive in his direction, so he immediately chose the dark alley in surprise Drilled in, turned around and got into a small park in the center of the city.

Sitting alone on a bench in the park and calming down for a while, Cai Yang felt that he was ashamed to face others, especially Gu Wenyu.He just wants to find a ravine to hide in, and then never come out for the rest of his life.

And he was too quick to offend Xia Chendong completely, and he didn't know what method this pervert would come up with to punish him.

Maybe people are like this. Once they are entangled in all kinds of troubles, they have the consciousness of breaking the cans and falling, and they handle things calmly.

So Cai Yang put aside a bunch of shit and didn't think about it, he found a bush and changed his clothes, then curled up on the bench like a stray cat, making do with the night in the park.

Before dawn the next day, he followed a group of old women and old men who came out for morning exercises, and stepped barefoot on the gravel road in the park. Then he was praised inexplicably by young people for their good habits of getting up early and knowing how to walk barefoot Stone road massage soles of the feet to promote blood circulation and remove blood stasis...

Faced with the countless kind and gentle gazes cast on him, Cai Yang felt healed instantly, but at the same time, the corners of his mouth twitched, for fear that these grandparents would find that he was not exercising barefoot in the morning, but had no shoes at all.

A pair of shoe covers was picked up at a garbage station and Cai Yang felt lucky that the shoes he found were still in pairs.

The most urgent thing now is to get some money to spend, otherwise, sooner or later, he will be reduced to begging on the street.So Cai Yang searched for job advertisements for restaurants all the way, and asked several larger restaurants, but was rejected because he did not have an ID card.

In the end, he got into an alley dejectedly, stopped at the door of a small barbecue restaurant, and saw the word "recruitment" written crookedly on the small sign hanging on it, his eyes lit up, and he rushed in immediately .

The owner of the barbecue restaurant is a fat man.Originally, he saw that Cai Yang was acting suspiciously, and he didn't want to hire someone who had no identity or documents, but he couldn't bear Cai Yang's stalking and moved him with emotion and reason, and he even talked nonsense that he was a student of a certain university in other places, and he couldn't do his studies. I couldn't bear the pressure and ran out of school, wandering all the way here to experience life.

The fat uncle looked Cai Yang up and down carefully, and felt that the child had a good-looking and good-natured appearance, and he didn't seem to have a wicked heart, and he looked pleasing to the eye. He rolled his eyes and pondered for a few minutes, and finally put his big hand on his lap With one shot, this young IT guy who had won awards in countless computer competitions was recruited into the store as a small waiter.

Cai Yang was so grateful, he tried his best to flatter him, saying that Fat Uncle is open-minded, wise and powerful, and willing to take in a wandering student like him who is wandering in a different place.

But in the end, it was a sentence from the owner’s daughter of the barbecue shop that revealed the true meaning——

"Stop flattering me. The reason why Dad hired you is not because you said that you only need to include food and housing for negotiation? In fact, we recruited you as cheap labor. Don't think too much!"

Cai Yang: "..."

"Also, do you really think that anyone will believe what you said? Liars are considered low-tech, and they just don't bother to expose you. Who will let you take advantage of it!"

So Cai Yang looked at the loli who was sitting on a small bench and sitting in front of the barbecue shop with her two chubby legs buried in a book, and for the first time in her life, she had the urge to kill the future flowers of the motherland.

That's right, the waiter's work is actually not hard. If there is anything difficult to deal with, it is the daughter of the owner of the barbecue shop.

This little girl is only in her teens, and she is a good lolita, but she always likes to look at Cai Yang with envious eyes, and calls him "tempt" one by one.Even one day, this loli greeted Cai Yang while the fat uncle was away, and whispered in his ear, asking him if he escaped from the hands of a gangster and wandered around to avoid being hunted down... Hearing that Cai Yang almost bleeds internally.

Time always flows quietly when people are busy. This remote and unknown alley seems to be completely in two worlds with this bustling city, as peaceful and serene as a paradise.

Cai Yang's life since he came to City B has never been so simple. Every day, he counts the tens of dollars he has saved, runs errands, carries dishes, cleans dishes, and helps the barbecue shop owner's daughter with homework...

He put it so literaryly, but in fact his purpose is very simple, there is only one, and that is to save enough money to buy a train ticket home.

He wanted to go home, very much.

Of course, although Cai Yang really didn't want to contact his friends at this time, he wasn't so heartless that he didn't know how to send a message to the roommates who lived together to make sure they were safe.For this reason, he went to the Internet cafe and sent an email to Li Libang and the others.

In order not to be detected by these programmers' IP, Cai Yang went to great lengths.He thought that everything was going well and everything was going well, but he never thought that this email was never sent.As a result, it was doomed to the tragedy that happened when he saw the few roommates who were looking for him to find him who were going crazy again...

But that's all for later.

In short, after 20 days, Cai Yang finally saved enough money for the bus ticket.

Little Lori, who always liked to point fingers and sneer at Cai Yang, heard that he was going to leave, her reserved face suddenly collapsed, she hugged his neck and cried out of shape.

In the end, Cai Yang had to carry her to the market and bought a pirated copy of "Tomb Raider Notes" for her, and this loli was willing to give up.

Before parting, Loli held Cai Yang's hand, raised her head with tears in her eyes, and said solemnly: "Xiao Tianzhen, don't be sad in the future, one day you will meet your own little brother, no matter what happens They will stand behind you and silently protect you!"

Looking at Luo Li's serious face, Cai Yang felt speechless immediately, and wanted to knock open her skull to see what was inside.

And why did she tell herself not to be sad?Does he usually show sad emotions?

No, why am I so sad!

He's just... occasionally in a daze.

Well, in a daze, that's all.

……

When Cai Yang's mother was woken up by the knock on the door early in the morning, she opened the door impatiently and saw her son standing at the door, she had a ghostly expression on her face.

When Cai Yang saw his mother, the grievances he had pent up in his heart for the past month almost turned into tears, but in the end he gritted his teeth, grinned, and made a smile that was uglier than crying, saying He said: "Mom, I want to eat your braised pork knuckle so badly that I came back overnight."

Cai Yang's mother's eyes were red, and she cursed, "You brat knows how to eat", but she didn't ask anything, and went to the morning market to buy vegetables with a vegetable basket, but after she went downstairs, she secretly wiped her hands with the corner of her sleeve. tears.

After Cai Yang escorted his mother out with a smile, pinched his shoulders and thumped his back, he staggered into his room, fell headfirst into the familiar and soft big bed, and looked at the rows of quilts on the wall. All kinds of awards carefully arranged and displayed by my mother, as well as various photos from previous computer summer camps...

Is that really the case?own computer career?

Cai Yang asked himself this question over and over in his heart, and then suddenly his nose felt a little sour.

Forget it, let's do what you love, and resign yourself to fate!

Burying its head deeply into the pillow, a dejected IT instantly transformed itself into an ostrich.

For foodies, food is always the best healing medicine. A few hours later, under Cai Yang's mother's staring eyes, Cai Yang killed two pork knuckles in a row, and touched the bed to cover himself with the last wipe of his mouth. Sleepy head.

Cai Yang's father looked at his son's closed door, finally breathed a sigh of relief, and whispered to Cai Yang's mother: "Well, it's quite edible, which means it's okay."

"Yeah, as far as our son's nerves are concerned, ordinary blows can't do anything to him. I don't know what happened to him this time." Cai Yang's mother glanced at Cai Yang's room and nodded in agreement.

Cai Yang ate and slept at home for several days, living a life like a pig. When he was bored, he played two games of military chess with his father, and watched Korean dramas with his mother at night.

For so many days, Cai Yang has always been a bit evasive. He doesn't want to go to QQ or Weibo, for fear that he will be bombarded by news.So that night he turned on the computer, played World of Warcraft for a while, and felt that it would be meaningless to form a team without Li Libang and Zhang Jia, so he opened the programming software with an itchy hand.

After editing something casually on the programming software to warm up, Cai Yang suddenly thought of the kind of software that Gu Wenyu had told him at the beginning, and then recalled that he had seen the things Gu Wenyu edited, and couldn’t help but follow his train of thought to start writing. encoded.

The development of natural language processing to a certain level directly points to artificial intelligence. Now the most representative one in China is the small robot map in the library of Tsinghua University. Cai Yang was tired of programming, and he thought of a classmate who said that he was molesting the small robot map. No matter, he was idle anyway, so he went to the Internet to find the link of Xiaotu, and then started chatting with him.

After opening the website, the robot Xiaotu introduced himself first.After he finished his introduction, Cai Yang stared at the dialogue box and sent it in a daze for a while, then he lost his mind and wrote "I am GAY" and sent it.

Cai Yang swears to God that he wrote this purely out of boredom, how could he be GAY?He didn't have any special feelings for men, especially after watching the GV, he confirmed this point.

It's just... What's going on with Gu Wenyu's paralyzed face that keeps running through my mind?

Xiaotu quickly responded:

What a coincidence, I am also GAY!

Then something happened that made Cai Yang speechless, and the robot Xiaotu replied: Let's come to 419!

Cai Yang's hands trembled, and then he replied:

I do not like you. ==

Xiaotu replied:

But I like you!I'm so lonely...

Cai Yang couldn't help but think of the two men in the GV, and asked again:

So... are you above or below?

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I hate it, of course they are below!

Cai Yang said in his heart that I knew you would say that, so he did the opposite and typed: No!I'm going to do the following!

After finishing the fight, he thought, if it was based on the idea of ​​taking care of Wenyu to design the software, the artificial intelligence at this time should judge his original intention based on the understanding of him during the previous conversation with him—absolutely beat him to death and don’t be beaten. Man pressed.

It's a pity that Xiaotu is not that advanced, facing Cai Yang's insincere words, he just replied lewdly: Ah...I'm wet...

Cai Yang: ... ==

Cai Yang wanted to flip the table, he really had a brain twitch to talk to this so-called artificial intelligence!So he despised this software editor a hundred times in his heart, fell on the computer, said hello to his mother, and left the house.

Walking on the familiar streets, breathing the familiar air of the city he has lived in since he was a child, Cai Yang wandered aimlessly on the street while thinking about the program he just edited in his pocket, but felt extremely at ease in his heart.

One side of the land nurtures one side of people. On the hometown land full of traces of life, people will always be full of strength, just like a big tree that has lost its roots. As long as it finds the nourishing paradise, it will take root, sprout, stretch its branches, and stand up. ,reborn.

Cai Yang didn't know where he was going, he just unconsciously led him forward with his feet.When he stopped, he found himself standing in front of an ice cream shop.

The ice cream parlor was closed, and the proprietress was struggling to lock the sash door.When Cai Yang saw it, he hurried over to help her pull it together. The proprietress turned her head, and Cai Yang immediately greeted her with a bright smile.

"Yo! Your kid is back?"

"Hey, Aunt Li!" Cai Yang called out sweetly like honey, "It's closed so early?"

The proprietress of this ice cream shop almost watched Cai Yang grow up. From the time she became a wife to a mother, and from the opening of the ice cream shop to the present, Cai Yang has been a regular customer for nearly ten years.She knew that as long as this kid felt awkward, he would run over to buy the biggest ice cream cake no matter the time, and then eat it all by himself, no matter what anyone said.If you don't sell it to him, he can sit at the door and wait all night!He looks like a nice and easy-going child, but when he gets angry, he can't help it!

"What? You want to eat my ice cream cake again?" The proprietress gave Cai Yang a reproachful look.

Cai Yang chuckled: "Yes, but you are closed...how about I just sit here and wait until you open the store tomorrow?"

The proprietress scolded: "You brat! Wait, I'll go to the store and get you one, so your mother can know that you won't be beaten to death if you come out to eat cold drinks at night!"

Cai Yang made a face at the proprietress. The proprietress knew that he must have something on his mind, so she couldn't ask any more questions, so she opened the lock and went into the shop to get him an ice cream cake.

When the proprietress left, Cai Yang sat down on the steps in front of the store, opened the cake box with a plastic spoon in his mouth, and was about to start with his eyes shining...

Unexpectedly, at this moment, a faint shadow blocked him.

Cai Yang raised his head and was dumbfounded.

"You you you... why are you here?!" Cai Yang stammered with a spoon in his mouth.

Gu Wenyu stood in front of Cai Yang with his hands in his pockets, looked at him silently, then glanced at the ice cream cake box on his lap, and after a while, reached out and gently took the spoon in Cai Yang's mouth Dropped, and said flatly: "You said that you want to treat me to an ice cream cake."

The Story of Gaoqi Farm の24

Chick got lost in a forest.

It escaped from the fox's pursuit, climbed over a hill overgrown with thorns, crossed a rushing stream, and finally stopped in front of a big tree.

The little chicken raised his head and felt that the tree looked familiar.

It turned around the big tree, and when it saw the small tree hole at the root of the tree, the chick was so excited that he wanted to cry.

Walking in slowly, the chick smelled a familiar smell, and then saw a golden ball of hair!

It turned out that the duckling had been waiting for it here.

Because the duckling knows that the chicken will always find it here.

This is the world of tree holes, which only belong to their world.

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