Roommates are not straight

During this sleep, several people slept from morning to noon.

In fact, Cai Yang was woken up by a sudden scream from downstairs.

When he woke up, Gu Wenyu was no longer there, so he packed up and went down the bamboo building, just in time to see a scene with quite a visual impact!

I saw a headless cow standing beside the tent where Li Libang, Zhang Jia and Guo Mingyuan were sleeping!

And Gu Wenyu's big dog, Amu, was squatting aside, barking at the tent.

Cai Yang stood there for a moment, then blinked vigorously, only to realize that the headless cow was not really headless, but that it somehow squeezed open the window of the camping tent, and then put his whole body Head stuck into the tent!

"Moo—" the muffled sound of a cow bleating came from the tent.

"Mom!!! There are monsters!!!"

This is Li Libang's voice. Compared with the heart-piercing scream just now, he has really kept a low profile at this time.

Then Cai Yang widened his eyes and watched Li Libang jumping out of the tent wearing only a pair of underpants and bare feet, but accidentally stepped on Amu's dog's tail, and was thrown back by the big dog!

Cai Yang was startled, afraid that Li Libang would be hurt by a dog, and just wanted to help him, but he was surprised to find that after Amu threw Li Libang down, instead of biting him, he licked his face with his wet tongue .

"Bah! You dead dog! Go away!" Li Libang wanted to push the dog off his body, but Amu was so enthusiastic that he clung to Li Libang's chest with his front paws like a piece of gum. "Hey! Damn don't stick your tongue out of my mouth!"

Seeing that Li Libang was not in any danger, Cai Yang moved the small bamboo stool to the side, slapped his legs and laughed loudly while booing: "Yo! Li Libang! This dog has taken a fancy to you! Eh? No! Gu Wenyu said it was Male dog!"

"Fuck, bastard, why don't you help me get this thing off! I'm about to be licked off by it!"

"Hey, what are you afraid of! With your thick skin? You won't be able to see blood for a while! Besides, I don't want to interfere with your kind..."

"What the hell are you talking about!" Li Libang guessed that he was going to be pissed off by some dead rookie who was gloating at the side, so he suddenly made a sudden effort and sat up from the ground!Then he grabbed the big dog's paws one by one, swung them vigorously, and threw the dog out.

Amu: ...

Seeing Li Libang with red eyes and a ferocious expression, Cai Yang let out an "ahhh" in his heart, and then jumped up from the small bamboo stool and ran away like a rabbit.Li Libang chased after him, swearing a hundred times that he would beat the girl's head into a pig's head.

Cai Yang was already nimble and running fast, and it was the time when he had just rested and had the most energy, so it was not strenuous to run, and he still had free time to criticize and educate Li Libang while running around the small courtyard: " Hey, hey, hey, I said Li Erhuo, you should pay attention to your words and deeds anyway, this is a guest at someone's house, you don't want to yell, and you even bully the owner's dog! Don't talk about bullying weak animals, you still Beating and insulting the guests invited by the owner! Let alone being rude to the guests, you are still running naked in the yard wearing a pair of shorts! You have been reading in the stomach of a dog for so many years? Don’t tell me that I know you... "

While Li Libang and Cai Yang were walking in the yard one after the other, Zhang Jia and Guo Mingyuan also packed up the tent. They didn't find Gu Wenyu, so they took the initiative to put away the tent.

Seeing Gu Wenyu's grandmother coming back from outside the yard at this time, Guo Mingyuan and Zhang Jia glanced at the two mentally handicapped people who were still running wildly in the yard, and then lowered their heads and dared not look directly at the grandmother's eyes.

so embarrassing...

And grandma didn't seem to have any resentment towards these two impolite monkeys, she just looked at them with kind eyes, and then came to Guo Mingyuan with a bamboo basket on her back with a smile.

There is a lot of fresh grass in the bamboo basket, which seems to be ready to feed the cow.

Guo Mingyuan immediately asked for help, while Zhang Jia pushed his glasses, apologized to his grandmother, then walked towards Cai Yang and Li Libang with a dark face, trembling with cold.

Guo Mingyuan vaguely heard a few rattling sounds coming from Zhang Jia's fist, and then silently prayed for Cai Yang and Li Libang for a few seconds, and happily went to sort out the fodder with the old man.

After Gu Wenyu woke up from a nap, he went outside to visit relatives and friends, and bought some fresh ingredients at the village market.When he came back, he found several ITs gathered on the first floor of the bamboo building, surrounded by his grandmother.

For unknown reasons, Cai Yang and Li Libang squatted in the corner very obediently, and from time to time sneaked timid glances at Zhang Jia who was standing beside him with his arms folded.

But Guo Mingyuan was helping his grandmother feed the cows, and his grandmother was sitting and watching with a smile.She doesn't speak Chinese very well, but Guo Mingyuan can talk and laugh with her unexpectedly, without being cold.

Gu Wenyu couldn't help wondering why this IT was chatting so speculatively with his grandmother, so he walked over silently.

Guo Mingyuan has always been known for his good temper, but he didn't expect that the cattle raised by the Gu family had a better temper than him.

The cow's eyes are originally very big, but they are always half-closed gently.Guo Mingyuan fed it grass, and it opened its mouth to eat obediently. While chewing, the cow's ears moved. Looking at the fluff, one couldn't help but want to touch it twice.

So Guo Mingyuan touched it unceremoniously, the cow mooed slowly, and closed his eyes comfortably, as if enjoying it.

Grandma said something in local dialect, and Guo Mingyuan smiled and nodded.The few others didn't know what grandma meant, so senior brother Guo volunteered to act as an interpreter: "This cow is the most precious treasure when it comes to the country people's house. You can't do without them when you go down the mountain to cultivate the land. Why don't you see Why are you treated so high at home?"

After listening to this, Cai Yang asked suspiciously: "Using oxen to plow the land? That happened hundreds of years ago? It has already been modernized by now!"

"Hehe, that's why you don't understand..." Guo Mingyuan still gently touched the cow's ears, and fed it some grass, "Some remote mountainous areas in our country are still dominated by traditional farming methods, let alone ethnic minorities. Residents also have their own insistence, look at this village, doesn’t it retain the most original flavor?”

Grandma had been watching Guo Mingyuan feed the cows, and now she nodded appreciatively, and then said something, as if confirming Guo Mingyuan's words.

Guo Mingyuan patted the cow's head lightly, continued to feed the cow, and then said: "So, the farmers cherish the cow the most. I heard that they are reluctant to beat it..."

"Wow! Brother! You are amazing! Can you even understand the Dai language?" Cai Yang saw Guo Mingyuan and Gu Wenyu's grandmother communicated freely, and couldn't help feeling envious, and looked at his brother with admiration.

Guo Mingyuan suddenly laughed embarrassedly, waved his hands modestly and said: "Where is that, actually I don't understand it, I just guessed it, hehe... Eh? Gu Wenyu, you are back! I didn't notice it, by the way ...Um...what did grandma just say?"

Gu Wenyu silently put down the things in his hands, glanced at Guo Mingyuan, and said calmly: "Oh, grandma said, let you feed more grass to the cows, and they can be killed and eaten when they grow fat."

Guo Mingyuan: ...

Cai, Li, Zhang: ...

The Gu family's grandmother nodded with a smile, and looked at the cows that were still grazing with loving eyes.

"Oh hehehehe...you kids are really..." In the cold atmosphere, Guo Mingyuan suddenly held his forehead and laughed awkwardly, and then changed the subject at a strange speed, "Oh, I'm really old, hehe I'm old ..."

Then, he leaned on the wall and left.

Cai Yang watched his senior brother go away, and silently shed tears of sympathy for him, but his attention was diverted in the next second!

"Huh? Gu Wenyu! What did you buy? Is it delicious!"

The corner of Gu Wenyu's mouth twitched imperceptibly, then hooked the bag on his hand, leaned against the bamboo door and said to Cai Yang: "Want to know? Then come and have a look."

So, Cai Yang happily flew over.

Li Libang, who was still squatting in the corner, looked at the cow who didn't know his tragic fate, then patted the head of Amu who squatted beside him with a wounded face, and said with emotion: "Well, you are the happiest."

Amu: ...

After enjoying the authentic Dai flavor, Gu Wenyu took a few roommates and started to look around.

The tropical rainforests in Xishuangbanna are widely distributed, and the most famous one is the Tropical Botanical Garden. However, the places Gu Wenyu took them to are not tourist attractions, but some forest roads that villagers often walk, so there are not many traces of artificial development. , and there are not many people.A few people walked around in the forest oxygen bar, quite leisurely.

However, because of the horrifying memory of last night, several people are still very cautious. Only Cai Yang carelessly took pictures and uploaded them on Weibo.

"This kind of grass is called dancing grass, and it will dance with the singing of people." Gu Wenyu introduced when passing by a clump of plants.

"Huh? This is interesting!" Cai Yang excitedly switched his phone to photography mode, then pointed at the slender green plants, raised his head to look at several ITs one by one, and asked, "Which one of you will play first?"

Of course Li Libang, the thickest-skinned, would not have any reservations. He immediately cleared his throat, moved his face close to the dancing grass, and began to sing the Divine Comedy.

As a result, Yiyi was kicked away by Cai Yang before she sang a few words.

"You fucking don't spoil the motherland's flowers and plants here!" Cai Yang scolded.

"What are you doing, you have no taste! This is a classic! Let the flowers and plants in the border areas of the motherland listen to the call from the depths of the lonely human heart!"

Li Libang refused to accept and insisted on continuing to sing, Cai Yang blocked his mouth with his hands, Li Libang immediately turned his teeth back.

In the end, Guo Mingyuan couldn't stand it anymore, coughed lightly, and said, "Let me try."

Then, in the eyes of all the juniors, Senior Brother Guo sang the Green Apple Paradise of the Little Tigers with great affection and devotion.

When Senior Brother Guo opened his eyes from the intoxication, and his thoughts were withdrawn from the scenery of the campus singer when he was a student, he was surprised to find that the dancing grass did not respond at all!

The most shocking thing is that the other people didn't respond at all!

At that time, he became popular in the whole school with this song, ahem, even though it was still in high school.

"What's wrong? Can't you sing well?" Guo Mingyuan asked with difficulty.

"No..." Cai Yang said.

"Very good..." Li Libang said.

"It's just..." Zhang Jia said.

"What!" Guo Mingyuan became nervous.

Cai, Li, Zhang: "This song is too old!!!"

Guo Mingyuan swallowed bitter tears, retreated into the corner helplessly and said, "So, is this the generation gap? Sure enough... I'm still old..."

Later, Cai Yang and Zhang Jia barely sang a few songs, but the dancing grass did not respond. Just when everyone was a little disheartened, a deep and soothing voice sounded, a soft and beautiful Dai song. Gu Wenyu sang softly in his mouth.

No one had ever heard Gu Wenyu sing, and even a few ITs felt that a person like Gu Wenyu would never have anything to do with literature and art.

But no one expected that Gu Wenyu's singing would be so comfortable. Although it is not amazing, it does make people unable to help but be fascinated by it.

And then, something even more wonderful happened. I saw that the dancing grass, which had been motionless, suddenly swayed slowly like a living elf following the melodious and melodious melody.It seems that only this native language and melody can really evoke the dancing soul endowed by nature!

Gu Wenyu only sang a few lines, and when he saw that the dancing grass was already dancing, he raised his eyes and said to Cai Yang who was already stunned: "Okay, hurry up and shoot, it will stop moving soon."