Roommates are not straight

Not long after Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu left, the wireless network with the key yiqigaoji was turned on in a certain community, heralding the beginning of a new day for the owners of the house.

Li Libang is still in a half-sleeping state, with his eyes half-closed, he took a piece of bread, sat in front of the computer boredly and began to wander around. Entered Weibo.

All kinds of information filled the homepage. He quickly dragged the mouse wheel and glanced at ten lines... Then his eyes widened suddenly, and the slice of bread fell out of his mouth!

Because Li Libang is a fan of Tomb Raiders' Notebooks, he usually added some Tomb Raiders Weibo groups, but he later discovered that those groups had been completely occupied by creatures called "rotten girls", and they were full of all kinds of unbelievable things. He really couldn't stand the emotional drama between the two male protagonists, so he didn't go shopping much after that...

Today, however, a striking photo caught his eye!

Crowded supermarkets, messy shopping carts, no matter how noisy the background is, they cannot hide the eye-catching edge of the two protagonists in the photo!

One of them is taller, whether it is the cold and hard jaw line exposed under the hood of the hoodie, or the slender straight legs in military pants, he looks like the little brother in the eyes of tomb robbers fans!And another person in a white shirt with disheveled hair, the white shirt is clean and almost transparent under the effect of high exposure, making the inadvertent smile on the corner of the owner's mouth look extraordinarily soft.Although you can't see your face with your head turned sideways, the lazy look of leaning against the shopping cart makes people feel unexpectedly... very comfortable.

Li Libang was stunned for a few seconds, then grabbed the fallen piece of bread and took a bite.He swears, even if the person on the screen who doesn't know how to behave and poses is turned into ashes, he will not admit his mistake!Just over an hour ago, this person was still lying on the double bed downstairs and was trampled under his feet!Unexpectedly, in a blink of an eye...

While complaining angrily, he clicked on another photo in the album of the same group, and then the slice of bread fell from his mouth again.

Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, he would throw himself into the arms of others in public!

Facing the photo of Cai Yang being held in Gu Wenyu's arms, Li Libang didn't even realize why he was so angry, he just smeared two layers of jam on the bread slices, and then pasted it directly on the computer screen, blocking the picture that looked like Feeling very soft and delicate, the furry head jumped off the chair and rushed out of the room.

"Hey, Zhang Mensao, get up!" After hammering twice on the door of Zhang Jia's room next door, Li Libang kicked the door open with one foot, and floated in like a gust of wind. "Go to Weibo quickly..."

Li Libang didn't have time to finish his sentence.

Because he saw Zhang Jia putting on his clothes with a smile on his face, putting them on very seriously, even tidying up every fold on the shirt meticulously.

When buttoning the cuff buttons of his shirt, Li Libang could clearly feel the cold light reflected from Zhang Jia's pair of glasses, which belonged to Zhang Jia, a quiet but sinister cold light.So Li Libang quickly shifted his gaze to Zhang Jia's computer screen which was still on.

The screen of the computer screen just stopped at...the photo of Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu passionately embracing in the supermarket, and it was an enlarged version of the close-up.

"Woke up so early?" Zhang Jiaqing asked calmly.

"Uh...um..." Facing Zhang Jia who was so calm, Li Libang didn't know what to say.

"Cai Yang has gone to the supermarket." Zhang Jia shook the shiny black belt in his hand, made a crisp "snap" sound, and tied it around his waist without changing his face.

"Yes..." Li Libang trembled inexplicably.

"Then... just right." Zhang Jia picked up the watch on the table and put it on his wrist leisurely.

"Huh? What's right?" Li Libang was at a loss.

Zhang Jia smiled slightly, and said, "Gu Wenyu has been here for so long, and it's not an option to always squeeze with Cai Yang like this. I keep saying that I want to buy him a new bed, so let's just do it today."

Li Libang glanced at Zhang Jia, his brainwaves were flying rapidly through the brain circuit, and then he suddenly smiled obscenely, and hurriedly echoed: "Yes, yes, it's time to buy a bed."

Zhang Jia was very satisfied with someone's way, so he raised his eyebrows and walked out with Li Libang one after the other. Unexpectedly, as soon as he went downstairs, he ran into senior brother Guo Mingyuan, who was putting on shoes at the entrance with the car keys.

"Oh? What a coincidence, you guys are going out too?" As a senior brother, Guo Mingyuan's smile is always so kind and gentle.

Zhang Jia and Li Libang looked at each other, and then Zhang Jia said, "Well, let's go to the supermarket."

"Supermarket? Coincidentally, I'm going too." Guo Mingyuan blinked, "Because I just remembered that Gu Wenyu has been here for so long, it's inconvenient to let him sleep with Cai Yang all the time, it's not convenient to take advantage of the rest today ..."

At this time, from behind Guo Mingyuan's falsely concealed door, came the sound of the computer automatically shutting down.

Zhang Jia and Li Libang shifted their gazes to that side, and then immediately smiled knowingly.

Guo Mingyuan raised his eyebrows.

In the blink of an eye, the three IT mind-to-heart intercommunication indexes soared to unprecedented heights!

So, no more nonsense, change shoes, slam the door, go downstairs, drive... With a gentle, treacherous or perverted smile on his face, he rushed to the supermarket in a mighty way.

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Supermarket, jelly feast experience square.

Cai Yang was holding a lottery card with the number 21, deliberately ignoring the strange look in the staff who issued the number card when he looked at him, looking around for Gu Wenyu.

Time went back to 10 minutes ago.

"Okay... I'll invite a couple from the back to draw..." The young man who was in charge of the lottery with a microphone, when he saw Cai Yang and Gu Wenyu walking forward, his bright smile immediately froze on his face , The word "number" was suffocated in his mouth and he didn't squeeze it out.

"Two gentlemen, I'm sorry, we are here for a lucky draw for couples..." Quickly adjusting the appropriate smile, the young staff was slightly apologetic and prepared to clear the couple who didn't understand the situation from the scene.

Cai Yang secretly glanced at Gu Wenyu.

Gu Wenyu remained silent.

Cai Yang despised it in his heart, he knew it!At the critical moment, you can't count on this facial paralysis!So he turned to the staff, shrugged his shoulders, and showed a pretended relaxed smile: "We... well, we are a couple."

staff member:……

Cai Yang could almost see the smile on his face crumbling into pieces and falling down piece by piece...

The young staff had never encountered such a situation before, and they were struggling with how to word it, when they suddenly realized that the lottery box in front of them had been taken away!

Gu Wenyu stretched his arms into the box without saying a word, digging and digging... Then he paused, because he found that Cai Yang was standing on the side looking at him with a displeased face.

So Gu Wenyu stopped digging out, silently withdrew his hand, and handed the box to Cai Yang.

Cai Yang was elated immediately, reached in, took out a sign, and took out a sign.

Then Gu Wenyu pushed the lottery box back to the staff, turned around and left.

The staff who were completely ignored: ...

After getting the lottery number, Gu Wenyu said he was going to make a phone call, so he disappeared.

Cai Yang felt that Gu Wenyu was really strange, why did he run so far just to make a phone call?I don't know what kind of shady activities he is busy with all day long...

In a corner of the supermarket, someone who was doing shady activities made a call:

"Hello, Zhang Xu?"

"Please! Boss...you actually called me so early! Don't you know that I drove all night yesterday..." From the other end of the phone, there was a chattering and complaining sound that was obviously getting up.

Gu Wenyu listened patiently for a while, and then continued his topic unmoved: "I heard that you work part-time as their network information security officer at the supermarket next to Xidao Street?"

The complaints finally stopped, and then there was a guilty voice: "Boss... Boss... I just go over there occasionally to have a look, you have to believe me, my heart belongs to you completely! I am the company's veteran , Watching it grow step by step like watching your own child... the outside work is just playing around, don't worry! I will never..."

Facing the endless expressions of loyalty on the microphone, Gu Wenyu just frowned, and then said: "Come here now, there are very important things that need to be dealt with by you."

The subordinate who was still eager to show his loyalty was stunned: "Ah? Now? Over there at the supermarket?"

"Well, your house is relatively close, I'll give you 10 minutes, come quickly."

"...What's wrong, is it serious?" The answering person's voice obviously became serious, because he knew that his boss was a master who would never change his color before the mountains collapsed, and he had never seen why he was in a hurry, since It must be something very important for him to release the words like this.

"Well, it's serious." A black-hearted boss who abused his power for personal gain glanced at the lottery scene and said seriously.

After hanging up the phone, Gu Wenyu went back to find Cai Yang, and saw that the latter was chatting happily with a hot uniform girl.He approached quietly and quietly.

The long-legged beauty in a double-breasted uniform and black stockings and slender high-heeled shoes is the person in charge of the promotion in this store.

She pinched her waist with one hand and held the walkie-talkie in the other. Her eyes, which were already shining when she looked at Cai Yang, became even more dazzling after seeing Gu Wenyu.

"Ah, your friend is here!" The voice of the lady in charge became inexplicably excited.

When Cai Yang heard the sound and turned his head, he saw Gu Wenyu standing behind him, so his heart felt sour.

Sure enough, Gu Wenyu's facial paralysis is more attractive than his sunny handsome guy... Hey, it's not easy to pick up a girl these days, why do you always come to snatch him!They are all brothers sleeping in the same bed...

"So... have you two also drawn a number?" The long-legged beauty squinted her eyes, and looked at Cai Yang suddenly with the feeling of a big bad wolf looking at a little white rabbit, "Is the number 21 right? Ah! It's so auspicious." Oh! Then... I won't bother you two anymore, I'll go over there to have a look, I wish you two good luck!"

After finishing speaking, the lady in charge stomped on her high heels and walked away aggressively. When she was a little further away from the two of them, she lowered her voice and brought the walkie-talkie closer to her lips: "Hey, Xiao Xi, listen up, When the computer draws numbers later, I will definitely draw the number 21! Remember! It must be number 21!"

……

Cai Yang looked down at the number plate in his hand, feeling a little confused. When did the number 21 become an auspicious number?

But he was very curious, since Gu Wenyu was so confident, did he want to do something about it?He had noticed the computer in the center of the venue a long time ago. Although he knew that Gu Wenyu was a computer expert, as a lottery customer, what reason could he let him touch that computer?Since they can't touch it, how can they guarantee that they will win the lottery?

I'm really... more and more curious...

Cai Yang had even started to think about what he should do to Gu Wenyu if he failed to fulfill his promise, when he suddenly heard an affectionate shout not far away: "Boss!!"

Immediately afterwards, they saw a scruffy young man wearing glasses and carrying a computer bag, walking towards them quickly.

Cai Yang looked at the person from the past, and suddenly felt that this person was extremely familiar.

It seems to be a member of the Gang of Five that was with Gu Wenyu in the cafe before?But he felt that it was not only because of this that he was familiar with it... It seemed that there should be some other reason...

"You are the Cai Yang who slept with our boss! The last time we met was too hasty, and we didn't have time to say hello, haha, hello, hello!" Unstoppable, before Gu Wenyu could introduce him, he stretched out his paws to hold Cai Yang, and bared a mouthful of snow-white teeth.

The expression on Cai Yang's face stiffened.

Sleeping with their boss...sleeping...

Well, although this is true, why does it sound so awkward? !

"This is Zhang Xu, develop software with me." Gu Wenyu made a brief introduction, then pulled Zhang Xu away from Cai Yang, dragged him away, and took him to a corner where no one was around...

Cai Yang looked at the two people inexplicably, and suddenly thought of why Zhang Xu looked so familiar, he seemed... looked a bit like... Zhang Mensao.

"What...you...you asked me to come...just because of this!!" In the corner of the venue, Zhang Xu stared at the boss he had been worshiping like a god with wide eyes in disbelief, "Go... go and modify a low-level boss. ! The most brainless! The simplest! The least technical random lottery software?!"

"Give you a raise?" Someone who didn't feel the slightest bit of guilt began to calmly propose negotiation conditions.

"It's not about money! It's about principles! Principles!"

The employees who were angry because their own value was severely devalued were yelling at Gu Wenyu, when they suddenly heard someone calling his name: "Zhang Xu? Why are you here?"

When Zhang Xu heard the voice, his body stiffened for a moment, then he turned his head slowly and saw Zhang Jia, Li Libang and Guo Mingyuan walking towards him.

The leader, Zhang Jiazheng, looked at Zhang Xu with a look of seeing a bug.

Zhang Xu's eyes widened, but he quickly adjusted his facial expression, showing a gentle elder-like smile, "Hi, long time no see, my dear cousin. However, I prefer you to call me Brother Zhang Xu~~"

After finishing speaking, he moved to Gu Wenyu's side in small steps, kept his lips still with a smirk, and squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth: "Boss... I met my nemesis today... The work you gave, I'm afraid... ...there is going to be a problem..."

At this moment, the host's voice amplified by the microphone came from the venue: "Okay, all the guests have been waiting for a long time. Our Happy Wolf jelly pudding lucky draw will start soon! Now, every couple has a number plate in their hands ..."

couple? !

In the next second, Zhang Jia, Li Libang and Guo Mingyuan turned their gazes to Cai Yang, and then to a number plate in Cai Yang's hand...

Cai Yang, who was facing them not far away, suddenly felt a chilly wind on the back of his neck, turned his head, and was surprised to see his other three roommates.

"Eh? You...why are you here too?"

Cai Yang's eyes lit up, and he quickly began to think:

Including Gu Wenyu's subordinates, a total of four new people have arrived. If they are asked to get a number plate in pairs to draw a lottery...the chances of winning will be much higher...

The one with the same bright eyes as Cai Yang was the lady in charge at the other end of the venue, oh no, her eyes could already be described as colorful, as if brilliant fireworks were blooming inside!

She folded her arms and looked at Cai Yang's group of people, then grabbed the photographer's tie, grabbed him beside her and said, "Camera! Aim at the men in front! Quick! Close-up!" By the way! The subtitles must be accompanied by the couple’s lottery! Inform the supermarket to cut the live broadcast to all the women’s consumer goods stores in the supermarket! Hurry up!”

"But... ours...isn't it a jelly store... Do you want to give... a shot to the jelly?" Under the shadow of the tall lady in charge, the thin and small photographer weakly made the final resistance in accordance with professional principles .

The lady in charge was holding the walkie-talkie and directing the scene, while taking a blank look at the little photographer, she said disdainfully: "What the client wants is the final scene effect! Do you think jelly or handsome man attracts attention?"

Powerless Photographer:  …

"Go, do as I say! I'll show you what a woman's madness is! I promise!"

The lady in charge patted the photographer's thin shoulder imposingly, showing a ferocious smile.

The author has something to say: The Story of Gaoqi Farm の1

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful and rich farm.

There is a chick, a duckling, a puppy, a calf, and a lamb living in the farm.

The five little animals are good friends with a very good relationship.

one day……

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