Searching for food through the beast world
Chapter 87 The Lantern Is a Good Object
Lanterns are a good thing
Ding Xiao became inexplicably excited when he thought that he could own a real solid wood sheepskin lantern and design the shape himself.Of course, he also admitted that this was because Kun promised that at least his family would celebrate the New Year according to the customs of his hometown in the future.In short, he slept very well that night, but he was very dishonest.
Although he didn't have the habit of talking in his sleep, when he was happy in his dream, his hands and feet would move uncontrollably, causing Kun to hardly sleep well all night.The main reason is that my partner's legs are always moving around, and if I move around, I will inevitably bump into Brother Xiaokun who is close to the thief. Brother Xiaokun is the most vulnerable to teasing, and I will wake up completely after touching it twice cheer up.Poor brother Kun can only hug his partner and masturbate on his own with a tangled face. Anyway, he is reluctant to wake up Xiaoxiao temporarily, just to enjoy the hands of the underage cub. (What an un-CJ picture and idea!)
There is a truth that goes, "If you want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself." The evidence of Brother Kun's private masturbation in the middle of the night is a few dry marks on the ground. In fact, it doesn't matter. The main reason is that he got Ding Xiao unfortunately or luckily. There is a piece on the upper of the shoe, which makes Xiaoxiao who is still in a daze early in the morning very confused. "Eh? I didn't cook dinner yesterday, what did I get?"
It is estimated that normal people would not be honest and frank, but Brother Kun is obviously not particularly normal. It can also be said that he wants to be absolutely loyal and loyal to his partner, and of course it can be said that he is absolutely molesting his partner.Anyway, he replied very calmly: "I did it. Last night you kept moving, rubbed under me, and felt uncomfortable when it became hard, so you jerked it out."
Ding Xiao frowned instantly: "You, you, you, can you not use such a serious face every time you say such a thing?" The sense of disobedience... No!This is not a sense of disobedience, this is pure hooliganism!Absolutely!must be!Who said it wasn't me kicking someone!
Kun rubbed his nose: "I won't lie to you." (←_←I don't even bother to peek into your heart!)
The corner of Ding Xiao's mouth twitched: "..." Sweet words, confession of true feelings, etc., can they really be used here? "Forget it, pass me the boots in the cabinet over there, this one, you go and wash it!" Anyway, it would be a big deal to just wear it out like this.It's okay for Dad, but not for Dad, the male's nose is extremely sensitive to this individual smell.If I still wear these boots to go out today, maybe there will be even more pornographic "gossip"!
After talking to Dad and Dad about the New Year’s customs in the north in their previous lives, Kun also explained to his second uncle and Uncle Qiong his determination to make lanterns.This is not only because Xiaoxiao has a hometown custom, but also because the lantern is a good thing.
In fact, Xiaoxiao said that those who are busy with this and that every day basically want to eat and drink.The two elders are similar to Kun's one, both are more interested in lanterns.Especially when Joan heard Xiaoxiao said that he could make a simple lampshade on the candle, so as not to directly see the flame of the candle hurting his eyes, he wished he could make it right away.Not to mention that after seeing a few beautiful lantern sketches drawn by Xiaoxiao, his interest became even stronger.You must know that winter is boring for the orcs.
Since this lantern is beautiful, meaningful, and most importantly, very useful.Then the New Year is approaching, and the making of lanterns is naturally mentioned at the forefront.What kind of carts and bows and arrows are things for later, at least after the first day of junior high school.
Ding Xiao must be responsible for the design problem, and Joan took care of the leather problem.Although he is not the best tanned leather in the village, in the world of beasts, everyone knows this craft, it is nothing more than the difference between good and bad.Anyway, for such a new thing, it's better not to ask for help.What's more, I already have a few pieces of unused yellow snake skin that can be used first. It is not difficult to thin the sheepskin that has already been tanned.
The work of making wooden frames was handed over to He Adie, a woodworking enthusiast.As for Kun, he is now taking over the patrolling and hunting tasks of the second uncle. Of course, when there is no arrangement, his main job is to use him to find which side.It's just that most of them are watching around with a smile or something.
Ding Xiao first designed a 1.8-meter-high floor lamp stand.This one was made by Jean Kun alone.The shape of the whole floor lamp stand is very simple.The base, stand and holder as well as the rectangular frame are all made of stone.A few finger-thick holes were punched around the lamp frame to tie the leather. Because the size of the lamp frame is forty square and close to a cube, there is absolutely no need to worry that the flame of the candle will burn the surrounding skin.And with stone as the material, there is no need to worry about catching fire.The shortcoming of this lamp is that a small cub like Ding Xiao can't light it up or blow it out at all!
The stone version of the floor lamp is the first product, but it has received strong praise from Qiong's father and He's father.It is very safe to say that it is safe, but they all admit that it is really inconvenient to use stones.He Adie said that if there is an opportunity in the future, he can consider using a pottery lampshade, so that he can move it back and forth without being afraid of fire, and it can be lighter.
Ding Xiao thumped his thigh after hearing this, why didn't he think of such a simple idea? !Pottery and stones of the same volume have at least half the difference in weight!The most important thing is that the lamp holder can be separated from the lampshade. I am so stupid...
The sheepskin lampshade with wooden frame was finished the next day.The family of four couldn't wait for the dark, and finally watched the results around the lights after the night fell.The effect is of course quite satisfactory.
Looking at the warm light coming out of the lampshade, Joan said with emotion: "It seems brighter than lighting candles directly. At least the things around the table can be seen clearly, and you don't have to worry about dazzling your eyes."
"This lampshade blocks the candle light, and then shines through it to the side. It must be clearer around. But it's not brighter, and it doesn't shine as far as a direct candle. But if it is placed on the roof, it can illuminate Farther away." Ding Xiao looked up at the roof of his own house, feeling that it was not too dangerous.
This proposal has been approved by the whole family.From the next day, the news that there was something new in the He family spread throughout the village.
The first to benefit must be family and friends.The second is the neighbors, and after that, it spreads from one to the other.Everyone learned that Ding Xiao remembered that there was something called a "lantern" in his hometown that could wrap flames, and it took a long time for them to try to make it with the help of Kun and his father and father, and they were very happy After sharing it with the tribe, three attitudes were immediately formed among the villagers.
First of all, of course, this kind of person thinks this is a good thing.Especially after witnessing with their own eyes that the lantern will not be blown out on a windy night, let alone be dazzled by looking directly at the flame, this group of people couldn't wait to ask He Hekun how to make it.And after two or three days, they all became the clan with lanterns.Although I checked the appearance, the most important thing for these orcs is sturdiness, and the quality is definitely no problem.
The other is indifferent.Of course, there are more people in this group.They just hold a wait-and-see attitude. If it is really safe and easy to use, they will definitely use it after many people have tried it.It's no wonder that they will be more careful, after all, animal skins and wood are flammable things, and fire is something that everyone, including the most powerful beasts, is afraid of.A few days ago, Ang Dingxiao was an outsider, and this lantern is a new thing.
In the end, it must be the envy and hatred faction.Representatives can be imagined.It's just because the priests, the village head, and many elders' homes have already used lanterns or lampshades in a short period of time, so they don't dare to say offensive words in pretentious names.But there will still be sour words.For example, "How come this cub picked up by Joan has so many tricks?" Another example is "It's okay to play with fire, and his father and father don't care and join in the fun. If there is a fire, what should we do? Let the whole village People suffer together with them? Kun is really, actually fell in love with such a half-orc, tossing around all day long! He even booed along with him!"
But it doesn't matter which party it is to Ding Xiao.He couldn't see it anyway, and he wasn't obliged to.Originally, he didn't want to cause trouble when he traveled here from the very beginning.Although they are all good things, as more and more people participate, there will be right and wrong, and there will be no exceptions for simple groups.What's more, this world already has a social model of private ownership. The longer the word "private" is used, the more it will breed distracting thoughts in people's minds.
It's a pity that it's really not easy to master things like step by step. The main reason is that there are good things and good things, but if you insist on being rigid and unable to use them, you will feel that it will be hard.And recalling it, Ding Xiao felt that apart from pearl fruit, he hadn't actively contributed anything, but in fact, the things he vacated were not enough for five fingers.Every piece can make a big battle.So after the incident of the lantern, Ding Xiao also looked away, so let's just do it, anyway, there are only so many things in his head that can be used for daily use, and the sooner he shakes and cleans, the sooner it will stop.Anyway, it can be regarded as "official" support.
After witnessing the effects and benefits of lanterns with their own eyes, all the village staff decided that they would hold a lantern festival on the last night of this year.They will build lamp stands on the square in advance, and then put all the lanterns made by families who have learned how to make lanterns on them.This can not only brighten up the square, but also not afraid of wind and snow, and it is also very beautiful.This is a beautiful sight that no one in other villages has ever seen.Of course, there will not be too many lanterns in the first year, but the suggestion made by the priest is that if everyone chooses which lantern is the most beautiful, and then gives a little reward, it is estimated that there will be more and more beautiful lanterns every year. of!
Although everyone was so active and happy, Ding Xiao did not forget to remind everyone.Although this wooden frame lantern is windproof, it cannot fall down, otherwise there is a real danger of fire.After all, nothing is completely harmless.Then he also suggested to use black oil fruit as wick fuel, because one black oil fruit can be lit for an hour, which can save a lot of candles.Although the black oil fruit is slightly poisonous, it is not used for eating, nor is it a long time to inhale the faint smoke after the black oil fruit is ignited every day, so the toxicity hazard is basically zero, and it is more suitable for outdoor lighting.
From the day when the lanterns were approved by the village head and priests, Ge Zhong, the patrol captain, applied to the village head in the name of "public family" for six "Qi Death Wind Lanterns" to be used by males patrolling at night.Of course, a few days after the lantern was rumored, making lanterns and designing lanterns is no longer a matter for Xiaoxiao’s family.Although he was a bit tangled and disturbed by the fact that he wanted to have fun with the whole family for the time being, Ding Xiao was still very happy that the village chief offered sacrifices to them and discussed turning the bonfire festival into a lantern festival.As Kun said, this can be regarded as a commemoration and continuation of his past.
In addition to lanterns, whether it is Chinese New Year or weekdays, people here are most concerned about eating and drinking in the end in daily life.
Since the food is relatively sufficient this year and there are a few new gadgets, the mood of the whole village is very high.After all, the new year is about to usher in the next spring, and young people at this time are always in a happy mood.
Just like the two half-orc cubs who are helping Ding Xiao beat sweet potatoes and white beans in the kitchen...
While slicing the peeled sweet potatoes, Jing put the slices of raw sweet potatoes into his mouth, not forgetting to speak. "Can this also be made into tofu?"
Ding Xiao replied while grinding the white bean paste: "Of course it is not tofu. But it is also smooth and soft. It can be made into different shapes. Anyway, you can taste it in two days. Learn a little, and it will be done well." But it can be made into a variety of flavors and can be used as a staple food.”
For eating, Jing has a very strong desire. "That's for sure! I can do what you taught, and Muwa said that my cooking is very delicious." After finishing speaking, he looked smug.
Luxi couldn't bear not to hit him: "Even if you give him red sticky fruit, he will say it's delicious."
Jing glared angrily: "You will not be happy if you don't bully me for a day, will you? Smile, do you think the fried yam slices I made the day before yesterday are delicious?"
Fortunately, he had tasted Jing's handicraft, and Ding Xiao thought it was okay, but the oil was a little too big, but it was not a problem for the people here.So in order to prevent the two of them from chatting about these boring topics, they must be praised before interrupting.Alas, with these two friends, sometimes it is quite a test of IQ. "I think it's delicious. Of course, he won't say anything bad to you if you give him something to eat, or we'll beat him up for you! By the way, what is red sticky fruit? It's terrible? Why haven't I seen it before?" ?”
Jing rushed to answer: "I'll tell you, I'll tell you! There are many red sticky fruit trees in our safe area. That kind of fruit bears fruit in spring, matures in summer, and falls to the ground and shriveled when it gets cold in autumn. But The fruit is poisonous and cannot be eaten. After eating it, you will feel sick and have diarrhea. In short, you will feel uncomfortable for a long time. I secretly ate it once when I was ten years old, because the red sticky fruit is so big, it looks red, bright and round. It is very beautiful and smells very good, so I picked up a dropped red sticky fruit and ate it behind my mother's back. In fact, I took a few bites and it was quite delicious, but after a while I vomited. .”
Luxi continued: "I still remember. He lay in bed for several days, and I was so scared that I thought he was going to die."
Jing curled his lips: "You still say. I had diarrhea and I was exhausted, and you cried like I was dead. It scared Feng enough, and I was afraid that you would faint from crying."
Luxi sighed: "I'm not worried about you! You dare to eat anything, and you don't know how many things you missed."
Jing scratched his head: "Hey. My mother sometimes said that it is a miracle that I can live so long and be so strong."
"Pfft!" Ding Xiao burst out laughing: "Okay, Miracle Cub, have you cut your sweet potatoes yet? Why do I think you eat more than you cut?"
Jing immediately frowned: "No way! I ate one after cutting three! I didn't eat more than I cut!" As a result, he blushed. "I... I really like eating raw sweet potatoes. I just fart after eating them. My mother said that I ate the food for the winter indiscriminately, so I hid all the food at home. And... it's not good to let the shingle smell."
Luxi disdained: "Tch! My partner still resists farting? Feng will never mind if I eat more sweet potatoes! Smile, are you right? Surely Kun doesn't mind either, right?"
Ding Xiao had a bitter expression on his face: "Yes, if you fart, it will hurt your heart... If you fart, then let it so as not to bloat your stomach." The topic will be strangely changed to whether a partner would mind if the other party farts!Why!why is that!The key is...why do these two embarrassing words suddenly pop up in my mind! !
Ding Xiao became inexplicably excited when he thought that he could own a real solid wood sheepskin lantern and design the shape himself.Of course, he also admitted that this was because Kun promised that at least his family would celebrate the New Year according to the customs of his hometown in the future.In short, he slept very well that night, but he was very dishonest.
Although he didn't have the habit of talking in his sleep, when he was happy in his dream, his hands and feet would move uncontrollably, causing Kun to hardly sleep well all night.The main reason is that my partner's legs are always moving around, and if I move around, I will inevitably bump into Brother Xiaokun who is close to the thief. Brother Xiaokun is the most vulnerable to teasing, and I will wake up completely after touching it twice cheer up.Poor brother Kun can only hug his partner and masturbate on his own with a tangled face. Anyway, he is reluctant to wake up Xiaoxiao temporarily, just to enjoy the hands of the underage cub. (What an un-CJ picture and idea!)
There is a truth that goes, "If you want others to know, you have to do nothing yourself." The evidence of Brother Kun's private masturbation in the middle of the night is a few dry marks on the ground. In fact, it doesn't matter. The main reason is that he got Ding Xiao unfortunately or luckily. There is a piece on the upper of the shoe, which makes Xiaoxiao who is still in a daze early in the morning very confused. "Eh? I didn't cook dinner yesterday, what did I get?"
It is estimated that normal people would not be honest and frank, but Brother Kun is obviously not particularly normal. It can also be said that he wants to be absolutely loyal and loyal to his partner, and of course it can be said that he is absolutely molesting his partner.Anyway, he replied very calmly: "I did it. Last night you kept moving, rubbed under me, and felt uncomfortable when it became hard, so you jerked it out."
Ding Xiao frowned instantly: "You, you, you, can you not use such a serious face every time you say such a thing?" The sense of disobedience... No!This is not a sense of disobedience, this is pure hooliganism!Absolutely!must be!Who said it wasn't me kicking someone!
Kun rubbed his nose: "I won't lie to you." (←_←I don't even bother to peek into your heart!)
The corner of Ding Xiao's mouth twitched: "..." Sweet words, confession of true feelings, etc., can they really be used here? "Forget it, pass me the boots in the cabinet over there, this one, you go and wash it!" Anyway, it would be a big deal to just wear it out like this.It's okay for Dad, but not for Dad, the male's nose is extremely sensitive to this individual smell.If I still wear these boots to go out today, maybe there will be even more pornographic "gossip"!
After talking to Dad and Dad about the New Year’s customs in the north in their previous lives, Kun also explained to his second uncle and Uncle Qiong his determination to make lanterns.This is not only because Xiaoxiao has a hometown custom, but also because the lantern is a good thing.
In fact, Xiaoxiao said that those who are busy with this and that every day basically want to eat and drink.The two elders are similar to Kun's one, both are more interested in lanterns.Especially when Joan heard Xiaoxiao said that he could make a simple lampshade on the candle, so as not to directly see the flame of the candle hurting his eyes, he wished he could make it right away.Not to mention that after seeing a few beautiful lantern sketches drawn by Xiaoxiao, his interest became even stronger.You must know that winter is boring for the orcs.
Since this lantern is beautiful, meaningful, and most importantly, very useful.Then the New Year is approaching, and the making of lanterns is naturally mentioned at the forefront.What kind of carts and bows and arrows are things for later, at least after the first day of junior high school.
Ding Xiao must be responsible for the design problem, and Joan took care of the leather problem.Although he is not the best tanned leather in the village, in the world of beasts, everyone knows this craft, it is nothing more than the difference between good and bad.Anyway, for such a new thing, it's better not to ask for help.What's more, I already have a few pieces of unused yellow snake skin that can be used first. It is not difficult to thin the sheepskin that has already been tanned.
The work of making wooden frames was handed over to He Adie, a woodworking enthusiast.As for Kun, he is now taking over the patrolling and hunting tasks of the second uncle. Of course, when there is no arrangement, his main job is to use him to find which side.It's just that most of them are watching around with a smile or something.
Ding Xiao first designed a 1.8-meter-high floor lamp stand.This one was made by Jean Kun alone.The shape of the whole floor lamp stand is very simple.The base, stand and holder as well as the rectangular frame are all made of stone.A few finger-thick holes were punched around the lamp frame to tie the leather. Because the size of the lamp frame is forty square and close to a cube, there is absolutely no need to worry that the flame of the candle will burn the surrounding skin.And with stone as the material, there is no need to worry about catching fire.The shortcoming of this lamp is that a small cub like Ding Xiao can't light it up or blow it out at all!
The stone version of the floor lamp is the first product, but it has received strong praise from Qiong's father and He's father.It is very safe to say that it is safe, but they all admit that it is really inconvenient to use stones.He Adie said that if there is an opportunity in the future, he can consider using a pottery lampshade, so that he can move it back and forth without being afraid of fire, and it can be lighter.
Ding Xiao thumped his thigh after hearing this, why didn't he think of such a simple idea? !Pottery and stones of the same volume have at least half the difference in weight!The most important thing is that the lamp holder can be separated from the lampshade. I am so stupid...
The sheepskin lampshade with wooden frame was finished the next day.The family of four couldn't wait for the dark, and finally watched the results around the lights after the night fell.The effect is of course quite satisfactory.
Looking at the warm light coming out of the lampshade, Joan said with emotion: "It seems brighter than lighting candles directly. At least the things around the table can be seen clearly, and you don't have to worry about dazzling your eyes."
"This lampshade blocks the candle light, and then shines through it to the side. It must be clearer around. But it's not brighter, and it doesn't shine as far as a direct candle. But if it is placed on the roof, it can illuminate Farther away." Ding Xiao looked up at the roof of his own house, feeling that it was not too dangerous.
This proposal has been approved by the whole family.From the next day, the news that there was something new in the He family spread throughout the village.
The first to benefit must be family and friends.The second is the neighbors, and after that, it spreads from one to the other.Everyone learned that Ding Xiao remembered that there was something called a "lantern" in his hometown that could wrap flames, and it took a long time for them to try to make it with the help of Kun and his father and father, and they were very happy After sharing it with the tribe, three attitudes were immediately formed among the villagers.
First of all, of course, this kind of person thinks this is a good thing.Especially after witnessing with their own eyes that the lantern will not be blown out on a windy night, let alone be dazzled by looking directly at the flame, this group of people couldn't wait to ask He Hekun how to make it.And after two or three days, they all became the clan with lanterns.Although I checked the appearance, the most important thing for these orcs is sturdiness, and the quality is definitely no problem.
The other is indifferent.Of course, there are more people in this group.They just hold a wait-and-see attitude. If it is really safe and easy to use, they will definitely use it after many people have tried it.It's no wonder that they will be more careful, after all, animal skins and wood are flammable things, and fire is something that everyone, including the most powerful beasts, is afraid of.A few days ago, Ang Dingxiao was an outsider, and this lantern is a new thing.
In the end, it must be the envy and hatred faction.Representatives can be imagined.It's just because the priests, the village head, and many elders' homes have already used lanterns or lampshades in a short period of time, so they don't dare to say offensive words in pretentious names.But there will still be sour words.For example, "How come this cub picked up by Joan has so many tricks?" Another example is "It's okay to play with fire, and his father and father don't care and join in the fun. If there is a fire, what should we do? Let the whole village People suffer together with them? Kun is really, actually fell in love with such a half-orc, tossing around all day long! He even booed along with him!"
But it doesn't matter which party it is to Ding Xiao.He couldn't see it anyway, and he wasn't obliged to.Originally, he didn't want to cause trouble when he traveled here from the very beginning.Although they are all good things, as more and more people participate, there will be right and wrong, and there will be no exceptions for simple groups.What's more, this world already has a social model of private ownership. The longer the word "private" is used, the more it will breed distracting thoughts in people's minds.
It's a pity that it's really not easy to master things like step by step. The main reason is that there are good things and good things, but if you insist on being rigid and unable to use them, you will feel that it will be hard.And recalling it, Ding Xiao felt that apart from pearl fruit, he hadn't actively contributed anything, but in fact, the things he vacated were not enough for five fingers.Every piece can make a big battle.So after the incident of the lantern, Ding Xiao also looked away, so let's just do it, anyway, there are only so many things in his head that can be used for daily use, and the sooner he shakes and cleans, the sooner it will stop.Anyway, it can be regarded as "official" support.
After witnessing the effects and benefits of lanterns with their own eyes, all the village staff decided that they would hold a lantern festival on the last night of this year.They will build lamp stands on the square in advance, and then put all the lanterns made by families who have learned how to make lanterns on them.This can not only brighten up the square, but also not afraid of wind and snow, and it is also very beautiful.This is a beautiful sight that no one in other villages has ever seen.Of course, there will not be too many lanterns in the first year, but the suggestion made by the priest is that if everyone chooses which lantern is the most beautiful, and then gives a little reward, it is estimated that there will be more and more beautiful lanterns every year. of!
Although everyone was so active and happy, Ding Xiao did not forget to remind everyone.Although this wooden frame lantern is windproof, it cannot fall down, otherwise there is a real danger of fire.After all, nothing is completely harmless.Then he also suggested to use black oil fruit as wick fuel, because one black oil fruit can be lit for an hour, which can save a lot of candles.Although the black oil fruit is slightly poisonous, it is not used for eating, nor is it a long time to inhale the faint smoke after the black oil fruit is ignited every day, so the toxicity hazard is basically zero, and it is more suitable for outdoor lighting.
From the day when the lanterns were approved by the village head and priests, Ge Zhong, the patrol captain, applied to the village head in the name of "public family" for six "Qi Death Wind Lanterns" to be used by males patrolling at night.Of course, a few days after the lantern was rumored, making lanterns and designing lanterns is no longer a matter for Xiaoxiao’s family.Although he was a bit tangled and disturbed by the fact that he wanted to have fun with the whole family for the time being, Ding Xiao was still very happy that the village chief offered sacrifices to them and discussed turning the bonfire festival into a lantern festival.As Kun said, this can be regarded as a commemoration and continuation of his past.
In addition to lanterns, whether it is Chinese New Year or weekdays, people here are most concerned about eating and drinking in the end in daily life.
Since the food is relatively sufficient this year and there are a few new gadgets, the mood of the whole village is very high.After all, the new year is about to usher in the next spring, and young people at this time are always in a happy mood.
Just like the two half-orc cubs who are helping Ding Xiao beat sweet potatoes and white beans in the kitchen...
While slicing the peeled sweet potatoes, Jing put the slices of raw sweet potatoes into his mouth, not forgetting to speak. "Can this also be made into tofu?"
Ding Xiao replied while grinding the white bean paste: "Of course it is not tofu. But it is also smooth and soft. It can be made into different shapes. Anyway, you can taste it in two days. Learn a little, and it will be done well." But it can be made into a variety of flavors and can be used as a staple food.”
For eating, Jing has a very strong desire. "That's for sure! I can do what you taught, and Muwa said that my cooking is very delicious." After finishing speaking, he looked smug.
Luxi couldn't bear not to hit him: "Even if you give him red sticky fruit, he will say it's delicious."
Jing glared angrily: "You will not be happy if you don't bully me for a day, will you? Smile, do you think the fried yam slices I made the day before yesterday are delicious?"
Fortunately, he had tasted Jing's handicraft, and Ding Xiao thought it was okay, but the oil was a little too big, but it was not a problem for the people here.So in order to prevent the two of them from chatting about these boring topics, they must be praised before interrupting.Alas, with these two friends, sometimes it is quite a test of IQ. "I think it's delicious. Of course, he won't say anything bad to you if you give him something to eat, or we'll beat him up for you! By the way, what is red sticky fruit? It's terrible? Why haven't I seen it before?" ?”
Jing rushed to answer: "I'll tell you, I'll tell you! There are many red sticky fruit trees in our safe area. That kind of fruit bears fruit in spring, matures in summer, and falls to the ground and shriveled when it gets cold in autumn. But The fruit is poisonous and cannot be eaten. After eating it, you will feel sick and have diarrhea. In short, you will feel uncomfortable for a long time. I secretly ate it once when I was ten years old, because the red sticky fruit is so big, it looks red, bright and round. It is very beautiful and smells very good, so I picked up a dropped red sticky fruit and ate it behind my mother's back. In fact, I took a few bites and it was quite delicious, but after a while I vomited. .”
Luxi continued: "I still remember. He lay in bed for several days, and I was so scared that I thought he was going to die."
Jing curled his lips: "You still say. I had diarrhea and I was exhausted, and you cried like I was dead. It scared Feng enough, and I was afraid that you would faint from crying."
Luxi sighed: "I'm not worried about you! You dare to eat anything, and you don't know how many things you missed."
Jing scratched his head: "Hey. My mother sometimes said that it is a miracle that I can live so long and be so strong."
"Pfft!" Ding Xiao burst out laughing: "Okay, Miracle Cub, have you cut your sweet potatoes yet? Why do I think you eat more than you cut?"
Jing immediately frowned: "No way! I ate one after cutting three! I didn't eat more than I cut!" As a result, he blushed. "I... I really like eating raw sweet potatoes. I just fart after eating them. My mother said that I ate the food for the winter indiscriminately, so I hid all the food at home. And... it's not good to let the shingle smell."
Luxi disdained: "Tch! My partner still resists farting? Feng will never mind if I eat more sweet potatoes! Smile, are you right? Surely Kun doesn't mind either, right?"
Ding Xiao had a bitter expression on his face: "Yes, if you fart, it will hurt your heart... If you fart, then let it so as not to bloat your stomach." The topic will be strangely changed to whether a partner would mind if the other party farts!Why!why is that!The key is...why do these two embarrassing words suddenly pop up in my mind! !
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He killed the devil with one punch, and you said he was a priest?
Chapter 190 6 hours ago -
The person is in Genshin Impact, the cheat is Honkai Impact 3
Chapter 195 6 hours ago -
Why not? A song, the cool school beauty is turned sweet
Chapter 185 6 hours ago -
In Kengan, I start as Kaoru Hanayama
Chapter 177 7 hours ago -
I am not a knight, reborn as an old sword
Chapter 148 7 hours ago