After Lao Gong was kidnapped by Aquaman, I drove him crazy

When I returned to the ward, I saw food on the bedside table, but I didn't move much.

"What? Have a grudge against delicious food?" He said angrily.

The old man glared at him, and when he was about to say something, his mother slapped him, and changed his words: "Where's Xiao Jun? I want to eat Xiao Jun's cooking."

"died."

"What?" The old man stared at him, blowing his beard and staring at him, "You're bullying Xiao Jun again, aren't you?"

Yun Xiaotian was dissatisfied: "Who is your son?"

The old man was confident and decisive, "Of course it's Xiaojun!"

Yun Xiao weather said, "You're out of food!"

The old man stared wide-eyed, and hurriedly took out his mobile phone to look at his farm, "How dare you! I woke Rhubarb up, if you dare to steal, let him bite you!"

Yun Xiaotian rolled his eyes, "Look if I dare!" He walked forward and sat down on the edge of the bedside table, "You don't want to eat, do you? That's all mine."

As he said that, he picked up the bowls and chopsticks, and started to eat Hesai nonsense, talking while eating:

"Ah, this fish is very delicious, and the fish soup is also delicious, as expected of Yunxiang Restaurant~"

"This tofu is so tender, it tastes better than meat~"

"Ah, my favorite braised pork, absolutely amazing~"

"This soup dumpling is so delicious, the skin is thin and the stuffing is big, the soup is rich and fragrant, ah, it sucks..."

……

Along the way, Xiao An kept talking to him about all kinds of delicacies, and he had been recruited long ago as a glutton. Now he can relieve his hunger, and he can see and hear it with anger, but Xiao An can't eat it, heh heh.

The old man saw that it was the dish, so he was relieved.

After a while, I saw how delicious his food was, and chanted while eating, and finally couldn't hold back anymore, and quickly reached out to grab him, "Hey, you brat, save some for me, save some! Eat you, pig! This is mine, this, this is mine!"

The father and son robbed the food, and the food was delicious. All the troubles were thrown away in front of the food.

After eating and drinking enough, the two played games all afternoon, and at night, my mother began to chant:

"Why hasn't Xiaojun come here, and no one answered the phone call, did he draw again, and the painting went into it?"

Yun Xiaotian tapped his phone, "Don't think about him, he's in the incinerator."

Then he was glared at by the old man, "You know how to bully Xiaojun, it's getting late, you can go to Yunxiang Building and buy some food, and by the way, send Xiaojun some of his favorite boiled fish, spicy three silk, Tomato beef brisket, seafood porridge, and beef patties."

"Got it, got it~" He stretched himself, got up and left with the car keys.

Deliberately driving around outside, Xiao An sang nursery rhymes to him all the way, the voice was clear and sweet, and gradually calmed his chaotic heart.

The cool wind blows in from the open window of the car, and in the constant flow of traffic, my individual feeling gradually disappears. Together with the brightly lit traffic, they form a big river in the gorgeous night scene of this beautiful city, and I can't help but feel relieved.

Outside the car, the warm yellow street lights were on, giving the autumn wind a warm feeling.

In my mind, nursery rhymes are still being sung, and my soul is extremely comfortable.

Finally, he showed a smile, a smile from the heart.

Back at the hospital, after dinner and sending his mother home, he lay on the small long stool in the ward, listening to the gentle rhythmic snoring of the old man, and fell asleep peacefully.

In the middle of the night, there was a sound of bumping, and Yun Xiaotian sat on the ground in a daze. It took him a long time to react, rubbed his back, got up grinning, and looked at the bench worryingly.

Finally, he sat on the stool angrily, took out his mobile phone, and ordered a folding bed.

It was only then that he fell asleep in a daze, and after a while, he woke up from the cold, and quickly wrapped the blanket tightly.

Just fell asleep for a while, touched it, and fell down again.

Then, I couldn't sleep.

Xiao'an: [The host is big, let me tell you a joke, okay? 】

With dark circles under his eyes and a long face, Yun Xiaotian: 【I just want to sleep. 】

He huddled on the bench and didn't fall off this time, because the drowsiness passed and he couldn't fall asleep.

[Let's talk. 】 He sat up and said helplessly.

So, Xiaoan happily started telling jokes:

[The host, who do you think is the most sympathetic cartoon character in the world? 】

【Who? 】

[It's Dodo, because he always reaches out to people.Hahaha, so funny. 】

[...It's so cold, let's talk about something else. 】

[Okay, host, let me ask you, which season is the coolest? 】

[It's winter. 】

【Haha, I was wrong, it was autumn, because of long johns, hahaha~】

【…】Yun Xiaotian held his forehead and smiled, 【Tell me one more thing. 】

【Okay, listen...】

In this way, Xiaoan told him jokes and jokes all night, and in the happy time, dawn was ushered in.

After tidying up, just as I was about to pick up my mother, I saw Yan Lingjun coming in after my mother.

"Old man, Xiao Jun is here, look, I made so many delicious food for you."

The old man regained his energy immediately, and hurriedly called Yan Lingjun over, "Xiaojun, you're here, huh? What's the matter with the injury on this face?"

Yun Xiaotian didn't even look at him, went directly to the bathroom to wash his face, and vaguely heard the bastard reply: "It's nothing, I knocked him accidentally."

He sneered, wiped his face, walked out of the bathroom, and said "I'm going out to get some air." Then he opened the door of the ward and left without looking back.

After leaving the ward, the air is fresh where the bastard is not there.

I went to the hospital cafeteria and bought steamed stuffed bun eggs and millet porridge. After eating a bowl of hot porridge, I felt warm all over my body.

After eating, he sat lazily on a chair in the cafeteria, watching the morning news broadcast on the TV hanging in the cafeteria to digest his food.

Occasionally watching the people coming and going, chatting with Xiao An, finally threw that bastard figure out of his mind.

Stretching a lot, Yun Xiaotian smiled and said: [Go, Xiao An, I will take you for a run. 】

Xiao An happily said: [Okay, oh, oh!I like to watch the host run and practice martial arts~】

With a chuckle, he walked lazily outside the hospital, strolled to the lake, and after doing warm-up exercises, he started his morning jog along the lake.

He didn't go back until the attending doctor was about to make rounds.

[The results of the examination will come out today, and the time for the operation will be arranged. I hope the old man will be more obedient. 】He chatted with Xiao An very naturally, after these two days of getting along, he began to like this guy who somehow got into his head, 【The last time I went to get a tooth filled, I ran away when I saw the anesthetic syringe, Later, I talked and coaxed and lied, and then...]

He raised his head inadvertently, and found that bastard was looking at him in front of the window of the ward on the fifth floor.

Looking at each other, he sneered, and looked away indifferently, while continuing to walk towards the gate of the inpatient building, he said: [The old naughty boy was pushed on the seat, anesthetic was given, and teeth were filled. 】

Xiao An: [Then for this operation, does the old man dare to go to the operating table? 】

Walking into the inpatient building, pressing the elevator, he said with a smile: [I've already prepared his speech after he ran off the operating table. 】

Xiao An: [The host is awesome. 】Then whispered: 【Actually, it's okay~ The host doesn't need to worry. 】

【? 】

Xiaoan: 【Nothing~】

Unexpectedly, when I entered the ward, I happened to meet the attending doctor bringing other doctors to round the ward. When I entered the door, I heard the old naughty boy say in surprise: "Are you serious? That's great!"

He looked at the excited old man, then at the happy mother, and asked curiously, "What's wrong? What's so happy about it?"

The old man told him with a red face: "Xiaotian, the doctor said that my calculus shattered by itself and passed out by itself. Yesterday's examination results are completely healthy, and there is no need for surgery!"

The doctor in charge said with a smile: "This is really strange, but the result is very good, congratulations."

The old man said: "It must be this brat who stole my food, and when I chased him and beat him, he came out by himself jumping up and down."

The doctor in charge said: "If you say that smaller stones are still possible, but the stones you checked before you were hospitalized were relatively large. According to common sense, it is unlikely that they will break up and pass out of the body. It's really strange."

[Xiao An? 】Yun Xiaotian asked: 【What did you do? 】

【whee. ] Xiaoan smiled and said: [Shh, the host is big, keep it secret. 】

Yun Xiaotian smiled.

The old man smiled and said, "Hey, doctor, anyway, I don't need to have surgery, right? Then when can I be discharged from the hospital?"

The attending doctor said: "The family members can go through the discharge procedures now."

"Okay, okay," the old man looked at him, "Xiaotian, hurry up and go through the discharge procedures for me."

Mom happily went to find the hospitalization card in the bag.

The old naughty boy didn't need to have an operation, of course he was very happy, he agreed, and was about to take the hospital card, but was cut off halfway.

The guy glanced at him and said to his mother, "I'll go."

After finishing speaking, after sending the doctor who made the rounds out, he went to go through the discharge procedures.

The old couple chatted and laughed and started to pack their things. He wanted to help, but was disgusted by his mother.

Even the old man who was packing up his things waved, "Go, clumsy, play while you play, don't get in the way here. Xiao Jun will help us clean up when he comes back. If you don't make trouble, you will help us."

Yun Xiaotian rolled his eyes, simply sat on the window sill, took out his mobile phone, and sent a message to Lu Kaizhi.

"Who are you talking to?"

Yun Xiaotian was taken aback by the sudden question, only then did he realize that the guy had come back after finishing the formalities, and was packing his clothes by the bench on his right.

He sneered, ignored him, and continued to send messages.

After a while, the familiar elegant and light fragrance approached his nose, he looked up, and the bastard was standing in front of him, stretching out his hand.

He turned his phone to a black screen and looked back coldly.

But the guy just reached out his hand, took the old man's water glass on the window sill behind him, glanced at him, turned around and continued to pack his luggage.

When he arrived at the parking lot, he just opened the car door when he saw the old man and mother got into that white SUV.

Yun Xiaotian: "..."

The old couple sat in the back seat, and the old man happily waved at him, "Xiaotian, stop driving. There are a lot of cars this weekend, and you are driving too crazy. Take the co-pilot quickly."

With a cold snort, he got into his car, slammed the door shut, kicked the accelerator and drove away.

After driving far away, I can still hear the old man scolding: "Slow down! Slow down! Brat is really worrying!"

Then, he drove even faster.

At noon, I arrived at the residence of the old couple. My mother and the guy went to cook, and he and the old man continued to play games.

The old man looked at him and hesitated to speak.

"Speak up if you have something to say." He teased boringly his father who had just caught stealing vegetables, and even robbed the big yellow dog who came back with a lot of food from his father.

"You and Xiaojun..." The old man stammered for a while, and then there was no more, "Forget it, forget it, I've never been able to control you...don't steal my food again!"

After eating awkwardly, he moved the folding bed back, plunged into the second bedroom, and fell asleep in the dark.

I was woken up by my mother during dinner, and after eating a few mouthfuls of food in a daze, I was kicked out by the old couple.

When the night wind blew, he finally woke up, looking at the sky speechlessly.

"boarding."

Turning around, I saw that bastard sitting in the car, half of his face was hidden in the shadow, and his expression could not be seen clearly.

He ignored those words, walked a few steps, got into his car, and walked away without even looking at him.

Seeing the white SUV following up from the rearview mirror, he didn't have a smile on his face, accelerated, overtook, turned at the intersection, and after a few intersections, he left the guy without a trace.

Then, drive up the road to the suburbs.

After more than half an hour, we stopped in front of the Rushan Pavilion.

Xiao Gang greeted him, "Brother Xiaotian, Brother Kai is waiting for you."

"Yeah." Throwing the car keys to Xiaogang, "I don't worry about his work, I just want to sleep well now."

"Okay, your room upstairs is cleaned every day, just waiting for you to come back and come back." Xiao Gang said happily.

He was so sleepy that he nodded, went upstairs to a familiar yet unfamiliar room, and fell asleep soundly.

In a daze, it seemed that someone had come, put an extra quilt on him, and then left lightly.

The next afternoon, when he opened the door of his room, he saw that the heavy curtains had all been drawn, and it was pitch black. A black figure was sitting on the sofa in the living room. Darkness merged.

He turned on the light, walked to the sofa, and threw the things on the coffee table, with a very calm tone:

"Sign it, and get the hell out of here."

Yan Lingjun looked at the coffee table. It was a bank card and the divorce agreement. The agreement was in triplicate, and the words "Yun Xiaotian" had already been signed in big characters.

The author has something to say: Note: "Who do you think is the most sympathetic cartoon character in the world? It's Dodo, because he always reaches out to people." "Which season is the coolest? It's autumn, Because of long johns." - Quote, adapted from Siri.