After Lao Gong was kidnapped by Aquaman, I drove him crazy

Yun Xiaotian: "..."

"Okay, okay, it's already posted on the Internet, by the way, don't you have a car? Why do you still buy it?"

Yun Xiaotian: "..."

"Oh, I see, is that bastard driving it? Buy buy buy~"

Hang up the phone, throw the phone on the sofa, close the curtains, take off the dripping wet clothes, go into the bathroom, and take a comfortable hot bath.

After taking a bath, he relaxed physically and mentally, and his expression also eased.

After drinking a cup of hot milk, he felt better. He took his laptop, logged in to the company's OA system, and submitted an application for ten days of annual leave. After that, he got into the soft blanket and laid it on the pillow.

All the unhappiness disappeared, and at this moment, I felt extremely happy.

【Good night~】

Yun Xiaotian smiled: "Good night, sweet little thing. No matter what you are, thank you, I am much more comfortable."

[Blushing and covering her face, okay~]

Yun Xiaotian let out a comfortable breath and fell asleep peacefully.

At ten o'clock the next morning, he was still sleeping in. However, it seemed that someone didn't want him to be so peaceful. The phone had been ringing since half an hour ago.

He sat up angrily, resting his head on the bird's nest, dazed for a while.

He murmured, "You still know how to call me? Hmph."

Throwing away the quilt, walked to the sofa, picked up the phone and looked at it, frowning, "The company's landline?"

After connecting, a gentle female voice came from over there: "Mr. Yun, hello, this is the Human Resources Department. The attendance record shows that you didn't come to work today?"

Yun Xiaotian: "Well, I have asked for ten days of annual leave."

"I checked the OA, the process is with Mr. Li, and Mr. Li didn't approve it."

Yun Xiaotian: "..."

"Please confirm as soon as possible, otherwise, it may be treated as absenteeism."

Yun Xiaotian smiled and said, "Thank you beauty for reminding me."

"You're welcome, have a nice vacation~"

After hanging up the phone, he muted the phone and slept for another two hours. He didn't take a taxi to the company until meal time, and found Li Yantao in the self-service area of ​​the company's cafeteria.

Li Yantao was eating at a table with several colleagues, Yun Xiaotian greeted them with a plate, and sat next to them.

Of course, the other colleagues heard about what happened yesterday. They all saw Yun Xiaotian's ability, and they all knew that there was something tricky about it, but no one wanted to make a fuss, so they all found an excuse and left.

Yun Xiaotian was really hungry, and quickly responded to the company's CD-ROM operation like a storm.

Then, he silently watched Li Yantao eat.

Li Yantao had a bad stomach, so he ate very slowly.

Seeing him like this, of course he couldn't finish the meal. Li Yantao put down his chopsticks, raised his head with a smile, and looked at Yun Xiaotian with a friendly leader look on his face, "Are you here? You look good."

Yun Xiaotian also laughed, "Don't think I don't know what tricks you are playing."

Li Yantao: "What are you talking about?"

Yun Xiaotian: "You actually got Zhang Xinrui here, right? Are you afraid that I will compete with you in the future?"

Li Yantao: "What did you say?"

Yun Xiaotian suddenly talked about an irrelevant topic: "The LSB project, the sum of money in it is about 100 million."

Li Yantao was taken aback and looked at him.

Yun Xiaotian took out his mobile phone and flicked through the address book: "Ah, what's the phone number for the company's supervision department, I'll look for it..."

Li Yantao lowered his voice: "What do you want?"

Yun Xiaotian handed him the phone.

Li Yantao saw that it was the login page of the company's OA.

He glanced at Yun Xiaotian, took the phone, logged in to his account, clicked on the only leave application that failed, and finally exited, returning the phone to him.

Yun Xiaotian took the phone and said with a smile, "It's not that easy to force me to leave~"

After speaking, he stood up with the plate in his hand, and just as he was about to turn around to leave, Li Yantao picked up a spoon, took a spoonful of sweet potato cornmeal porridge to warm his stomach, and said slowly:

"You're still too young, no one is targeting you, let alone forcing you to go, it's just exercise.

Nowadays, it is really disappointing to refuse to suffer even the slightest loss after suffering some setbacks.

Haven't you heard of "A loss is a blessing"? "

Yun Xiaotian gave him a condescending look, and said slowly: "Some people say shit is delicious, why don't you try it all the time?"

"Pfft!" The stomach-warming porridge in the mouth seemed to have turned into something indescribable, spraying on the dining table.

Yun Xiaotian smiled, "It seems that the taste is not good."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and left gracefully.

Rushan Pavilion, taken from "It's as fast as the wind, as slow as the forest, as aggressive as fire, as immovable as a mountain", is a large-scale fitness training center with the theme of ancient martial arts, including various martial arts-related training, such as riding, archery, Stick method, sword method, sword method, boxing method, judo, karate and so on.

Shenjian branch, Baibuchuanyang independent training hall.

In the living room, there were only two people, one of them was sitting in front of the computer, not knowing what to check.

Yun Xiaotian stood in the hall, dressed in archer's attire, bowing his bow and setting an arrow, shooting at the target, with a tall and straight figure and a heroic posture.

A small figure was drawn on the target, and the three large characters of "Yan Lingjun" were written on the small figure.

call out--

An arrow hit the eye.

call out--

Another arrow, a second eye.

shhhhh--

There are no false shots in the strings, and every shot hits a hundred hits.

The nose, the mouth, the forehead, the heart, and somewhere... suffered one after another.

"Brother Xiaotian, you are so handsome! The technology is still the same as before~" Wu Xiaogang raised his head from the computer and exclaimed.

call out--

Yun Xiaotian shot an arrow, then pulled out another one from the quiver with his backhand, bent the bow and set the arrow, and took aim: "How about the task you were asked to do?"

Wu Xiaogang: "Let's talk about Bai Yu first. To be honest, it's quite miserable: his mother died early, and his father was a drunkard and a gambler. He didn't have to give birth, and he knew to ask him for money all day long, and he was often violent.

He didn't get admitted to the university where Yan taught, but went to the art department of a junior high school. He met at an art exhibition. After that, he stalked Yan as a teacher, and often sneaked into the school. Go to class.

Probably because he is pitiful and well-behaved, ah bah, he is better at pretending, and his dead father is looking for him everywhere, so he dare not go back to the school dormitory, so he hides there, cough, surnamed Yan.

As for what happened to the two of them, I couldn't find out. "

call out--

An arrow hit the villain somewhere, Yun Xiaotian narrowed his eyes slightly, and said coldly: "He dares."

"Hiss—" Wu Xiaogang took a deep breath, looked at the villain, then at Yun Xiaotian, and couldn't help covering a certain part of himself.

Yun Xiaotian drew out an arrow neatly, took aim, and said, "Learning art requires a certain amount of financial resources. If it is true that Bai Yu's family background is as you said..."

Wu Xiaogang was taken aback for a moment, then his eyes lit up, "Brother Xiaotian, you mean..."

"Go ahead and check."

Wu Xiaogang has become more energetic now, and he has really begun to turn over the eighteenth generation of his ancestors.

System: [He couldn't find out. 】

Yun Xiaotian: "???"

System: [Let's break it, everything will surface in the end, it's useless for you to ask him to investigate, even if it is found out, it will only make things more complicated.What's more, he couldn't find it. 】

Yun Xiaotian: "Then I'm blind, I don't know anything, and I'm waiting to die?"

System: [This is not called waiting to die, this is called doing nothing. 】

Yun Xiaotian: "Do you still know how to rule by doing nothing?"

System: [Of course, you'd better break your cans now and don't do anything superfluous~ Otherwise...uh...]

Yun Xiaotian: "Otherwise what?"

System: [I didn't say anything. 】

"Ok?"

【Okay, okay, just reveal a little bit, otherwise, the harder you work, the more irreparable the result will be. 】

"...Although I don't know what you want to say, but..."

Yun Xiaotian smiled slightly, and said to Wu Xiaogang, "There's no need to investigate."

Wu Xiaogang: "Huh?"

Yun Xiaotian: "It doesn't matter what his origin is."

Wu Xiaogang: "Alright~"

Suddenly, he patted his head and exclaimed, "Oh, I almost forgot!"

call out--

Startled by his sudden surprise, the arrow missed the target for the first time.

Yun Xiaotian looked back at Wu Xiaogang.

Wu Xiaogang: "..."

Facing Yun Xiaotian's gaze of the death ray, he scratched his head and hurriedly said, "An acquaintance is coming today~"

Yun Xiaotian took out the arrow: "Who is it?"

Wu Xiaogang said mysteriously: "Secret~ I'll give you a surprise later."

Yun Xiaotian: "Hey, playing tricks."

He aimed at the position of the villain's heart on the archery target, which was already full of arrows. He squinted his eyes slightly, looking for a small gap, breathing lightly, and concentrating on it. Everything around him seemed to disappear, only him and the others were left. heart.

Suddenly, without hearing any footsteps, a hand was lightly placed on his shoulder.

Startled, he turned his bow and arrow.

With a bang, the arrow flew.

Only then did he see the person in front of him clearly, but it was already too late, he did not turn his bow, and he watched the arrow shoot towards the person's face.

At the critical moment, the man turned his head slightly, and the arrow flew past his ear, only cutting off a strand of hair.

"Brother Kai?" Yun Xiaotian exclaimed.

Hastily threw the bow and arrow, checked his ears, "Are you okay? Did you shoot it? You scared me to death!"

The tall man smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and rubbed the top of his hair, "It's okay, I'm sorry, I scared you, Xiaotian."

Seeing that he was fine, Yun Xiaotian slapped his hand away, raised his head and said angrily, "I'm not a child anymore, you can't touch a man's head!"

The man smiled and said, "Long time no see, our little overlord has indeed grown up."

Only then did Wu Xiaogang hold his frightened heart, and said with a smile: "Look, isn't it a surprise? The divorce lawyers are ready for you~ Brother Kai is also super good at fighting divorce lawsuits. I guarantee that the bastard surnamed Yan will leave the house. disappear as far as you can!"

tea room.

Lu Kaizhi made tea and handed it to him, "I heard that you have encountered a little trouble at work recently?"

Yun Xiaotian took the teacup, sniffed the fragrance of the tea, and sipped it lightly, "Not really."

Wu Xiaogang patted the table, raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes: "Why can't it be counted? I'll treat you like a fool and ride on your head to pee on your head, okay? No, I can't bear this tone!"

Yun Xiaotian glanced at him, Wu Xiaogang fell silent, looked at the computer silently, his eyes lit up, "Hey, Brother Xiaotian, your villa has just been sold! The money has arrived!"

Yun Xiaotian: "Then hurry up and buy me a car."

Wu Xiaogang: "Okay, what do you want?"

Yun Xiaotian: "Big black G."

Wu Xiaogang: "Immediately, I have acquaintances, and I promise to place an order, pick up the car and drive over to provide one-stop service."

Yun Xiaotian: "Yes."

Wu Xiaogang: "However, why do you want to sell such a good villa? The person in charge of the transaction just told me that the interior has already been decorated."

Yun Xiaotian said indifferently: "Because there are too many loans to repay every month, and I will be demoted and my salary will be lowered."

Wu Xiaogang: "Your salary, no matter how low it is, can you still afford it?"

Yun Xiaotian looked at the teacup, was silent for a moment, and then said softly: "It's meaningless, I already bought it myself..."

Wu Xiaogang didn't hear clearly: "What?"

Yun Xiaotian: "Nothing."

Lu Kaizhi took a sip of tea, looked at Yun Xiaotian, "If you are not happy with what you are doing, I suggest changing the environment as soon as possible.

Just yesterday, the news of your intention to resign has been spread. It is estimated that you will receive many calls from headhunters in the future.

I am very familiar with one of the other three companies that are comparable to your company in the industry. The person in charge of them mentioned you to me, and contacted me again yesterday. I appreciate your several eye-catching projects in the industry. You can go right there if you want.The position they offer is that of a partner. "

Yun Xiaotian held the teacup and remained silent.

System: [Ah, don't go, don't go, although it's your dream position, it won't be better than here.It is said that the relationship over there is more complicated and the struggle is more intense. If you have just arrived in the past and are unfamiliar with the place, it may not be a blessing or a curse, or you will be used as a gun.

You have been in this company since you graduated, and you are still familiar with it. Now you are waiting for the opportunity, maybe when will there be a turning point? 】

Yun Xiaotian smiled lightly, 【Got it. 】

When Lu Kaizhi saw his smile, he was taken aback for a moment, seemed to be fascinated, and then realized that his eyes were a bit revealing, so he lowered his eyes, poured tea and said with a smile: "What did you think of, so happy?"

Yun Xiaotian said: "It's nothing, I met a very cute guy."

Lu Kaizhi paused while pouring tea, "Oh? Let's hear it."

Yun Xiaotian shook his head, "Anyway, it doesn't matter whether I work or not now, I'll just stay there first, I don't want to bother. I'm tired."

Lu Kaizhi smiled and said, "Alright."

Seeing that Yun Xiaotian was silent and didn't know what he was thinking, he said, "I heard that Uncle is sick?"

"Well, kidney stones. I was scheduled to be hospitalized this afternoon. After the examination, I will need a minor operation in two days. The old man is most afraid of pain. He is probably crying with my mother at home now."

Thinking of that scene, Yun Xiaotian was overjoyed, stood up, stretched his waist, then stretched out his hand to Lu Kaizhi, and said with a smile: "Let's go, brother Kai, let's stop pretending to be civilized people. Drinking tea is really good." Temiao is so bored, I'm almost falling asleep. Let's go, it's been a long time since we exchanged ideas, let's make gestures~"

Lu Kaizhi looked up at him, smiled, grabbed his hand, almost pulled him into his arms, quickly supported him, and lightly touched the bruise at the corner of his mouth with his fingers, "We're still discussing, How long has it been since you practiced, so unfamiliar? Pull me up first, then talk about it."

"Hey!" Yun Xiaotian half-kneeled on the ground, grinning and said, "Who do you look down on? I don't believe it!"

As he spoke, he bowed his waist and grabbed Lu Kaizhi's two hands with both hands, trying to pull him up with all his might.

Helpless, it took a lot of effort, but he didn't pull him up.

The old god Lu Kaizhi was sitting there, looking at Yun Xiaotian and smiling, he really deserved the name here: Immovable as a mountain.

Wu Xiaogang was watching the fun while booing: "Brother Xiaotian, come on! Hahahaha, I'm dying of laughter! Brother Xiaotian, you should come back here to practice more, and you have been married to that bastard for five years. Nothing else works, right?"

Yun Xiaotian threw a knife at him, Wu Xiaogang quickly changed his words, "Brother Xiaotian is the best, come on, hahahaha!"

Angel Yunxiao couldn't pull it even though he was breastfeeding, and started to play tricks: "Brother Kai, have you eaten too much lately, why are you so heavy!"

Lu Kaizhi smiled and shook his head.

"Ah, do you have a magnet on your butt that is attracted to the ground?"

Lu Kaizhi almost sprayed tea.

With Yun Xiaotian's nagging, Lu Kaizhi's laugh, and Wu Xiaogang's booing from watching the excitement, the unfamiliarity that had not been seen for many years disappeared invisible.

In the end, Yun Xiaotian used his last trick - voice control technique:

"Brother Kai, get up, get up, get up!"

Lu Kaizhi had no choice but to do as he said, and got up suddenly.

Yun Xiaotian didn't expect that he really got up, he was still exerting all his strength, and one of them was confiscated, and he fell backwards, but was pulled by a huge force and bumped into a solid and generous chest.

While dizzy, the ear attached to the chest could hear the heart beating powerfully, followed by a humming and vibration, and a slightly hoarse mellow voice sounded from the top of the head:

"It's really time to exercise, Xiaotian."

Yun Xiaotian only felt a numbness in his ears, and quickly pushed him away, shaking his hands and said: "I am showing mercy, okay, let's go, practice, don't cry when the time comes~"

Wu Xiaogang dismantled the stage: "Brother Xiaotian, stop talking big, when have you ever been able to beat Brother Kai? You have always been the third child of ten thousand years, be careful that it is you who will cry for a while~"

Yun Xiaotian became angry from embarrassment: "Shut up!"

An hour later, Wu Xiaogang, who went out and came back again, pushed open the door of the training room, and rescued brother Xiaotian who was about to be knocked unconscious in a very timely manner.

"Brother Xiaotian, the car is here~"

At this moment, Yun Xiaotian was being pressed to the ground by Lu Kaizhi's one knee, his hands were clamped, and he was thrown in a mess, staring at him.

Tsk tsk, how miserable.

Wu Xiaogang looked at Lu Kaizhi, "Brother Kai, Brother Xiaotian has just resumed training, can't you be gentle?"

Lu Kaizhi pulled up Yun Xiaotian who was already limp, "It's for his own good," he looked at the corner of Yun Xiaotian's mouth, "It doesn't matter if I get hurt a little, others will not show mercy."

Wu Xiaogang: "Hey, brother Kai, what are you talking about? Brother Xiaotian doesn't need to compete with anyone. Let's go and see how the new car looks."

Yun Xiaotian breathed a sigh of relief, stood up straight, pushed Lu Kaizhi away, rubbed the painful place, and said with a smile: "Have fun! We will continue tomorrow, and one day, I will definitely beat you to the ground!"

Wu Xiaogang: "You have been saying this for more than ten years, you should beat Brother Yi to the ground before you say it."

Yun Xiaotian rubbed his wrists, and smiled as he walked, "Although I can't beat the two of them, it's more than enough to knock you down."

Wu Xiaogang shivered, and ran away: "I'm going to check the car first, hurry up!"

"Humph."

Lu Kaizhi shook his head and laughed.

"Hey, it's a nice car."

On the side of the road outside the museum, Wu Xiaogang walked around the car twice, and gave Yun Xiaotian a thumbs up, "This car is only suitable for my brother Xiaotian~"

"Okay, I won't be poor with you anymore, I'll leave first, and come back another day." Yun Xiaotian took the car keys, got in the car, "Let's go."

Wu Xiaogang opened the car door, and asked pitifully, "When will you come again? It won't be another five years, right?"

Yun Xiaotian patted his forehead, "In two days."

With a kick of the accelerator, the car sped away, turned a corner, merged into the continuous flow of traffic, and soon disappeared.

Wu Xiaogang was a little reluctant, looked at Lu Kaizhi, and said eagerly: "Brother Kai, you must work harder this time, and get Brother Xiaotian back from me."

Lu Kaizhi withdrew his gaze, glanced at him, smiled, and turned back to the Rushan Pavilion.

Yun Xiaotian drove into the newly built staff quarter of Q University, stopped in front of a building, got off and went up to the fifteenth floor.

"Mom, Mom, I'm back, is Dad ready?"

The second elder, as an old professor of Q University, was allocated a house of 150 square meters, which is transparent from north to south, with sufficient lighting. There are many flowers and plants in the room, and it is almost becoming a botanical garden.

The mother came out from the master bedroom and sighed: "What are you getting ready for? The old man has repented and refused to go. Isn't this awkward?"

Yun Xiaotian changed his shoes, "..."

System: [Broken, broken, don't worry, just speak up. 】

Yun Xiaotian rolled his eyes, and said to his mother, "I knew it. I'll take a look."

Walking to the master bedroom, leaning against the door frame, looking at the old man who wrapped the quilt like a cocoon, "Did you get up by yourself? Or should I carry you? I just came back from exercising in the gym , hugging a little old man is not a problem."

The silkworm chrysalis on the bed chrysalis chrysalis.

Yun Xiaotian smiled and walked forward, "I see, you let me carry you away, right? Here we come, by the way, I saw Professor Wang and his old couple walking downstairs just now..."

Seeing the silkworm chrysalis on the bed suddenly sitting up, the old man threw the quilt and stared at him, "I'll go by myself! You unfilial son! Hmph!"

After finishing speaking, he put on his clothes, combed his hair, and went out in good spirits.

Yun Xiaotian winked at his mother, who gave him a thumbs up.

When the family of three arrived downstairs, the old man looked around, "Where are Lao Wang and his wife?"

After speaking, turn around and go back.

"Hey hey~" Yun Xiaotian blocked the door of the unit, "I was still at the door just now, and now I guess it's the door, what's the matter, I'll carry you over there?"

The old man gave him a hard look, "Where's the car? Why didn't Xiao Jun come?"

Yun Xiaotian pointed to the big G at the door and unlocked it, "Isn't this?"

Old man: "New one? Where's Xiaojun?"

Yun Xiaotian: "Are you going? Do you want me to hug you?"

The old man snorted coldly, turned around and got into the car, got into the back seat first, opened the door, got down, got into the co-pilot, rolled down the window of the co-pilot, "Your driving is crazy, I have to sit here and watch you. "

Yun Xiaotian rolled his eyes, "All right, all you want. Mom, let's go, let's get in the car."

Mom took a look at him and got into the back seat.

After settling down my mother and fastening her seat belt, Yun Xiaotian got into the car, closed the door, and turned to look, "You should fasten your seat belt."

The old man was angry, "Why are you so fierce! Xiaojun is better. Where is Xiaojun? Why didn't you come?"

While fastening the old man's seat belt, Yun Xiaotian said, "He's painting and he's fascinated, so I didn't tell him."

The old man is relieved now.

"Sit down." After Yun Xiaotian said this, he kicked the accelerator, and the car drove very fast.

"Tell me, why are you driving so fast in the community!" the old man whispered in his ear.

Yun Xiaotian had no choice but to slow down, and heard the old man say: "Oh, Xiaojun is good at everything, but once he is fascinated by painting, he can't care about anything. Don't bully others all the time."

Yun Xiaotian rolled his big eyes.

Along the way, his ears were almost callused by the old urchin, and he finally arrived at the hospital.

It was a long while before it was finally settled.

The old man started to make trouble again, so Yun Xiaotian had no choice but to use his trump card - playing his favorite game with him: stealing food.

When Yan Lingjun came to the door of the ward with the fruit basket, through the window on the door, he saw Yun Xiaotian sitting on the window sill, laughing with his mobile phone in his hand, his eyebrows were beaming, and his spirit was high.

The sun shines on his hair, neck, and back, forming a halo, which looks soft, warm, and furry.

Yun Xiaotian sat on the window sill, dangling his legs, like a cat stealing fish, with a smug expression on his face.

The old man: "You just came here to steal vegetables! Where's my watchdog? Why didn't you catch you!"

Yun Xiaotian: "Your dog fell asleep and vomited his nose."

The old man: "What?" He quickly returned from the pasture to his own farm, "You fart, my paparazzi is clearly awake!"

"Oh, then I misremembered, it may be familiar with me, and it deliberately didn't catch me, hahaha!"

"Damn it! I'm going to steal from your house too!"

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard!"

"What's going on? Is your dog not familiar with me? Not only did it catch me, but it also took 10g of food from me, 10g!!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

The door opened, and when he saw the person coming in, Yun Xiaotian put away his smiling face, lowered his head and lit something with his mobile phone, without saying a word.

The old man: "Xiaojun is here."

Yan Lingjun: "Dad, Mom."

Mom stepped forward: "Have you eaten yet? You're not busy painting again, are you?"

"Eat." Yan Lingjun replied with a smile, caring for the old man attentively, before saying: "Let me wash some fruits for you."

With that said, he picked up the fruit basket and took the fruit plate into the water room.

After a while, his mother also came and helped him wash the fruit, hesitating to speak.

Finally, he finally said with a worried look on his face:

"Xiaojun, I vaguely feel that Tiantian might be in touch with those people again."

Yan Lingjun paused: "You mean, Lu Kaizhi and his gang?"

The author has something to say: Note: "It is as fast as the wind, as slow as the forest, as aggressive as the fire, as immovable as the mountain." ——Quoted from "The Art of War by Sun Tzu".