Xueba turns into a cat every day to tease me

?? Zhou Chengze once thought that when he turned into a cat, he couldn’t speak because he didn’t “practice” enough. It’s easy to think about it if you think about it as a monster. But after turning into a cat today, he couldn’t swear or curse. How to speak normally is completely like an ordinary cat with human thinking.

??After realizing such a terrible thing, Zhou Chengze's brain was running fast, and he quickly grasped the point.

?? There is no Yan Ke around him, so he can't talk.

??In the past, after becoming a cat at home, a person would never talk to himself. At first, he would stare in the mirror in a daze, but then he got used to it.But now he realized that Yan Ke was an opportunity for him to speak.

"...What do you mean?" Yan Ke regained his strength and looked at the cat in his hand.

?? "I'm not too sure, but the only thing that's certain is that if you're not by my side, I can't talk, I can only meow." Zhou Chengze described it very seriously, "But I don't know how far you are. clear."

?? "You...can't talk just now?" Yan Ke asked suspiciously.

"Hmm." Zhou Chengze nodded solemnly.

?? "... Grass!" Yan Ke uttered a foul word, and then fell silent again.

?? Zhou Chengze couldn't laugh or cry: "What's wrong?"

?? "You seem to be inseparable from me." This kind of thought is too nasty, making Yan Ke feel goosebumps popping out.He rubbed the cat hard, rinsed off the foam on the cat, and hugged it to the small chair.

?? Zhou Chengze started to shake his hair reflexively, water was spilled all over the floor, and Yan Ke even got a slap in the face.

?? "...Can't you stop shaking?" Yan Ke wiped the water from his face. He also looks very embarrassed now, his clothes are dirty and his hair is wet.

?? "...I can't control it." Zhou Chengze felt very sorry, but he really couldn't help shaking.

??Yan saw that he wanted to start shaking again, so he grabbed him and pulled a towel to wrap him up: "Don't move, if you move again, just stay like this."

?? "Not moving anymore." Zhou Chengze hastily promised.

?? Yan can help him wipe off most of the water with a towel, then run outside to bring in the hair dryer, and blow dry his hair in silence.The puppet's hair is very thick, and it took Yan Ke more than half an hour to dry it.

"It's almost there, I'll take you back?" Yan Ke didn't intend to keep him.

?? "Can't I stay here?" Zhou Chengze began to pretend to be pitiful, "My mother won't come back tonight, so it doesn't make sense for me to go back alone."

"I'm not staying at home for a while, I'm going out." Yan Ke didn't plan to stay at home, because he estimated that Yan Qiang might come back in the middle of the night.

"Where are you going?" As soon as he heard that he wanted to go out, the radar in Zhou Chengze's mind started to operate spontaneously, for fear that he would say something like Wang Yiqi's family.

?? "Hotel, I'll go to a good hotel for the New Year, okay?" Yan Ke stood up and looked at the cat who was still sitting on the chair.

?? "...Then you might as well go to my house, what a waste of money to go to the hotel?" Zhou Chengze tried to persuade him.

??Yan Ke ignored him, hugged him and threw him into the living room: "The door is open, you can go back by yourself later, or I will take you back after taking a shower."

?? After finishing speaking, Yan Ke went back to the shower room without looking back, changed his dirty clothes and prepared to take a bath.

?? Hearing the sound of splashing water in the bathroom, Zhou Chengze ran into Yan Ke's room with four legs, jumped on the bed unceremoniously, and truly explained what it means to be "shameless, invincible". .

??While taking a bath, Yan Ke was still thinking about the possibility of Zhou Chengze going back obediently, and finally concluded that it was "impossible".Sure enough, when he came back to his room after taking a shower, he saw a shameless white puppet cat lying on his bed and sleeping soundly.

"Get up." Slapping Zhou Chengze's butt, Yan Ke almost lifted the back of his neck to wake him up.

"...Have you finished taking a shower?" Zhou Chengze originally just lay on his stomach for a while, but unexpectedly fell asleep when lying on his stomach was so comfortable, he was still a little dazed at the moment.

?? "Well, you're not going back?" Yan Ke asked him very seriously.

?? "I want to speak human language." The implication of Zhou Chengze's words is that he doesn't want to go back.

?? Yan Ke pursed his lips, stared at him for a while, and said, "But Yan Qiang may come back later."

?? Zhou Chengze was stunned for a moment, and finally understood why Yan Ke didn't want to stay at home but wanted to go to the hotel: "Then do you want to come to my house? Anyway, my mother won't be back tonight."

??Yan Keti slipped his neck and brought him in front of him: "Can't you celebrate the New Year by yourself?"

"Just pretend that I don't want to be alone during the New Year. Who wants to be alone during the New Year?" Zhou Chengze's blue eyes were so clear, he looked directly at Yan Ke, making him speechless.

??Yeah, who wants to spend the New Year alone?Everyone else has a family reunion, but he is the only one, how pitiful is that?

?? "It's okay to go, I want to sleep." Yan Keben returned to the hotel lounge and was also ready to sleep.

?? "Okay!" Zhou Chengze's cat tail swayed immediately, and he was thrown back on the bed by Yan Ke, watching the other party take things like keys and mobile phones.

?? "Let's go." Saying that, Yan Ke planned to go out.

?? Zhou Chengze looked at him eagerly on the bed: "Aren't you holding me? I just took a shower, you did it."

?? Yan Ke looked at him silently for a while, he helped to take a bath, if it was dirty, he would wash it for nothing.

??After deliberating over and over again, Yan Ke walked over with the mentality of not allowing himself to do useless work, hugged Zhou Chengze into his arms, and disgusted as he walked: "There are so many problems."

?? But in fact, Yan Ke's hand was running along Zhou Chengze's soft hair.

?? Arriving at Zhou Chengze's house, Yan Ke was already familiar with finding water to drink and something to eat, and then collapsed on the bed.Zhou Chengze, who was more proficient as the host, jumped onto the bed and curled up next to Yan Ke.

??But after he lay down, he didn't sleep, but pushed the tablet next to the pillow to his face: "Let's watch the Spring Festival Gala."

??He wasn't asking Yan Ke's thoughts, but simply and roughly knocked on the screen of the tablet with his cat's paw, trying to unlock it.

??Yan Ke watched him try it there, but he didn't open it after pressing it for a long time. Then he saw the scratches made by the cat's paw on the tablet. He couldn't bear it anymore. He stretched out his hand to grab the tablet and asked him: "Password."

?? "Six eight."

??Yan Ke heard this, and frowned in disgust, thinking that his previous mobile phone password was also "8", so he was no longer surprised.

?? After unlocking, he asked again: "Which APP?"

?? "Aiguozi, let's watch the live broadcast, and we can catch up with the second half now." Zhou Chengze sat up straight, his blue eyes staring blankly at the screen.

??Yan Ke didn't speak, but clicked on the APP step by step, and then turned on the live broadcast, and then put it on his lap to watch.

??The current Zhou Chengze is a cat after all, even if he sits up straight, it is difficult to watch. In the end, he jumped into Yan Ke's arms when he was not paying attention, curled up his front legs obediently, and Yan Ke let it go naturally.

??The time was getting closer to twelve o'clock. Yan Ke, who had never watched the Spring Festival Gala, watched it seriously. The show was much more interesting than he expected, but it was already late after all, and he was so sleepy that he yawned.Slowly, he tilted his head and dozed off in a daze.

??Before falling asleep, he seemed to hear someone say "Happy New Year" in his ear.

?? He thought, maybe this Spring Festival is not as bad as imagined.