The character design is always clear and strange [Comprehensive martial arts]

Never thought that this little elf would have such great ambitions, should he be called whimsical?Or should it be said that he didn't know how to live or die?

Dongfang Bubai sneered and threw Shi Yu off his body. Before Shi Yu could react, the quilt was thrown over his head and face, and then Dongfang Bubai shoved him tightly into the bed.

The leader blew out the lamp and said angrily, "Don't think about it, just let me sleep peacefully."

"Hey, are you shy now, don't be shy, baby~" Shi Yu imitated the lines in the scriptbook she read, and sold them now, "I will definitely treat you well in the future."

Dongfang Bubai thought it was funny, if a strong man said this, it must be molesting, but now it is a little goblin who said this, no matter how you listen, it sounds like you are acting like a baby to yourself.

"Okay, I'm waiting for you to treat me well." He shook his head indifferently.

Shi Yu chuckled, feeling that everything was under his control. "Don't worry, I will make you unable to leave me in the future."

At this moment, Master Rapunzel wanted to make the most perfect attack.To this end, he made unremitting efforts.

Every morning, Shiyu didn't stay in bed anymore.Not only did he get up and take the initiative to wash his face and comb his hair, he didn't even need the leader to help him.

In addition, every morning, he thinks he is considerate and takes the initiative to help the leader get dressed, and his slender arms try to wrap around Dongfang Bubai's waist, and put a belt on him.

Dongfang Bubai was in a good mood seeing this little fairy caring so much for him every day, throwing himself into his arms.

Another half a month passed intermittently.

One day, when the weather was fine and the sun was shining brightly, Shi Yu's little thoughts began to secretly rub up.

He watched Dongfang Bubai go to the martial arts arena, taking advantage of this opportunity, Master Rapunzel returned to the bedroom, sneaked under the bed, and took out a stack of story books he had hidden.

This was exchanged from the system, and the entrusted person bought it from outside, so it is rare to save so much.

He blew, and there was a thin layer of dust on the surface.

"These are all treasures, I have to study hard." Shi Yu carefully selected them, "The descriptions in this book are not detailed enough, they are all baby walkers, no way!"

He threw "The Royal Guard and the Prince's Anecdotes" aside and excluded this one.

Shi Yu looked at the next book, "The Romantic Story of the Leng Xiaoguan and the Martial Arts Leader", he shook his head, "It's not good, it's too literary and sad, I can't understand it."

He threw it away, and picked up the next book "The New Emperor's Robbery of the Supreme Emperor". When he opened it, he saw that it was the Department of Orthopedics.Shi Yu was so frightened that he quickly threw it aside, "This is such a strong taste, I'm afraid I won't pass the trial, throw it away, and get another copy."

Seven picks were selected, and there was only one satisfactory one left in the pile of story books. The remaining one was called "The Green Fox Demon and His Domineering Little Scholar", and Shi Yu's eyes lit up when he looked at it.

"Hahaha hehehe, it's extremely fragrant. I'm like that domineering scholar. Brother Bubai thinks it's that green fox demon. It's so suitable."

Satisfied, Shi Yu hid the other scripts, and then the cat quietly learned the one hundred and eight operations of "The Green Fox Demon and His Domineering Little Scholar", such as up and down, front and back, left and right pushing, and hot spring emotions. .Fun, outdoor fun, everything.

After reading this book shyly with one eye covered, the inspirational Rapunzel Elf has no doubts about her ability to attack. "I memorized them all. After reading these moves, I have completed the evolution. Now I think I can."

That night, Dongfang Bubai returned triumphantly, "I want to tell you a piece of good news."

Shi Yu imitated the description in the storybook, and thought he was extremely domineering. Kissing Dongfang Bubai's chattering mouth, he tried his best to stand on tiptoe, but after a while, he lost the initiative and lay down beside Dongfang Bubai's ear in a daze. .

Even so, Shi Yu firmly followed the plan and said in a soft voice: "Brother Bubai, you have been tired all day, there is nothing more important than taking a bath and resting together."

Dongfang Bubai looked at the setting sun, "It's too early, let's have a meal first."

"Hmph, do you want to eat, or eat me?" Shi Yu tried hard to seduce him, his eyes sparkling like spring water.

He thought to himself, this time, if Dongfang Bubai still dares to refuse, then he, uh, then he will find another storybook to learn from, and make him cry and beg for mercy by doing this and that.

Fortunately, Dongfang Bubai took a deep breath and looked at him helplessly: "Of course I want to eat you, but don't you regret it?"

Shi Yu felt that Dongfang Bubai was too naive, how could a man regret such a thing?

Until the two of them entered the bathroom and were submerged in warm water up to their necks, Dongfang Bubai's expression was a bit tense.

"Call out when you feel uncomfortable for a while, I am afraid that I will hurt you."

Shi Yu didn't care, he looked lewdly at the leader and smiled: "Let the horse come over, I will take good care of you. I love you~"

However, the actual combat is completely beyond the control of Shiyu, a rookie on paper. At the beginning, he babbled and directed Dongfang Bubai, "I want to be at the top, and you are at the bottom. You should cooperate quickly."

When Dongfang Bubai kissed him, everything was out of control, and Shi Yu was on top as he wished, and was always on top, bumpy and bumpy, being repeatedly hurt...loved again and again.

After a while, Shi Yu burst into tears: "Woo, woo, I, I want to go down."

"Okay." Dongfang Bubai picked him up and put him on the couch in the bathroom to rest, repeatedly satisfying his thoughts below.

This night is still very long.

The next day, Shi Yu woke up in a familiar bedroom, sleeping with Dongfang Bubai, but he was filled with grief.

"You liar!" Shi Yu complained.

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows: "What did I lie to you?"

Shi Yu couldn't believe it, "Didn't you say that you can't be humane?"

"I didn't lie to you, I was really inhumane at the time."

Shi Yu was very angry: "Open your eyes and talk nonsense, what did you do yesterday, I still have evidence of crime on my body! You are called, no, able, human, Tao?"

Dongfang Bubai shook his head and explained to him: "It's a long story."

Shi Yu squeezed his arm: "Say it quickly, I want to hear your reasons. If you lie to me again, you won't be allowed to go to bed in the future."

Dongfang Bubai put his arms around him, and said slowly like a notebook: "Before I won the position of leader, the former director taught me a practice called "Sunflower Treasure". There is a saying, that is, if you want to practice this kung fu, you must first come out of the palace. At that time, I was suspicious, so I checked the source of kung fu first. There are two explanations for the strange thing.

The first theory is that this book was practiced by the great eunuch in the former court. He had a high position and authority, and he was the director of the world to create this book.The second theory is that this book was originally created by a loving couple, but because of their antagonism, the two treasure books restrained each other, one for cadres and the other for Kun.One is learned by men and the other by women. "

"I don't know which of these two statements is true, but the "Sunflower Treasure" is indeed not suitable for men to practice. Since this exercise is not suitable for men to contact, why did Ren Woxing pass it on to me? This seat knows that he has bad intentions.

But this book is indeed a superior exercise, and I am not willing to give it up.So, I thought of a way. "

Shi Yu couldn't help asking him: "What way?"

Dongfang Bubai smiled proudly: "Martial arts are originally created by humans. If the second rumor is true, then my book may be from the Kun Department. I can deduce that another book is suitable for you based on this "Sunflower Treasure". A cadre of men practicing. Even if the second rumor is false, you can give it a go with this method.”

Shi Yu asked him: "You are so wise, have you succeeded?"

Dongfang Bubai raised his eyebrows: "It can be said that I was both successful and unsuccessful."

Shi Yu was puzzled: "What do you mean?"

Dongfang Bubai smiled: "I did launch another exercise, and I don't need to come from the palace."

Shi Yu smiled: "Isn't that great?"

Dongfang Bubai shook his head: "However, cadres are the most masculine and powerful exercises. After practicing for a long time, I found that the deduced exercises made me change my temperament, irritable and irritable, and my heart swelled. I almost lost my temper." .”

Shi Yu was worried: "Then what should I do?"

Dongfang Bubai: "I tried to combine the two exercises. The kun part is yin to soft, and the cadres are yang to rigid. I practice the cadres for half a month each time, and then practice the kun part for half a month. I practiced a little slower, but without harming my body, just like that, half of my magical skills are achieved."

He patted Shi Yu's head: "I didn't touch you before, not because I didn't want you, but because I just finished practicing the Kun Department in the first half of the month, and I'm too cloudy, and I'm afraid I won't be able to enjoy myself in bed. "

Dongfang Bubai squeezed Shiyu's earlobe, "For you, I have trained as a cadre for half a month, and the yang energy is violent. Are you satisfied?"